Chapter Fourteen: Victory in the First Battle, Capturing the Female General
The young eunuch led a hundred thousand troops and rushed to the border in a mighty manner. Within a few days, when he was close to the border, a spy came to report that the border had been lost. The guard general Geng Chengzhong sacrificed himself for his country and died heroically. I The crowd dispersed or gathered together, and the army was completely defeated.
Pan Youan turned around and asked Tong's second general for any clever ideas. The second general said:
"Commander, our army has been defeated for the first time. The enemy soldiers are also exhausted and have suffered heavy casualties. It is better to take advantage of the situation and attack and catch him by surprise."
The young eunuch shook his head and said: "No. The enemy has just won and is coming with a fierce force. Our reinforcements have come from afar, but most of them are trapped and exhausted. I have made up my mind to set up camp on the spot tonight. I see that this place is open and vast, with green mountains and grass. Green, just in time to meet the enemy tomorrow."
The two generals were shocked when they heard this: war is not about traveling around mountains and rivers. Who cares about green mountains and green grass? This kid must be as afraid of the enemy as a tiger. Hearing that the defenders were defeated, they wanted to retreat. So they hurriedly rolled off their saddles and dismounted, lying on the ground. , said: "Commander, you must not do this. If our army first arrives, if we do not rush to attack and weaken the enemy's spirit, if the enemy makes a sneak attack at night, our army will be caught off guard and will be defeated."
The young eunuch ordered someone to help the two generals up, gently caressed their necks and backs, and said with a smile:
"The two generals are worrying too much. Although Xiao Ke is not talented, he never takes the little Fanlu in his eyes. The two generals only care about drinking in the tent and watching Xiao Ke put on a good show of destroying the Fan."
The second general of the Tong family complained secretly, thinking that a defeat would be a trivial matter. If the young eunuch died on the battlefield, how would the Queen Mother's sister explain it?
It turned out that after the little eunuch's one-time teacher, Old Li Tou, committed suicide by hanging from a beam, the Queen Mother found another martial arts master, Meng Lang and Meng Boxiong, to teach him martial arts. He was taught the art of war and always wanted to serve the country, but there was no good opportunity. When he learned that the young eunuch was not a member of the lottery, he did not stupidly commit suicide like Lao Li to avoid disaster. This extraordinary person must have a strong backer behind him. This person is none other than someone else. He is from the Queen Mother's Palace and has been given the title of Prince. There is no doubt that he is from the Queen Mother's palace. Meng Lang is determined to join the young eunuch. , thus gaining the favor of the Queen Mother, so that one day he could show off his talents. Naturally, the young eunuch knew his master's abilities, so after taking command, he quietly invited the master over, and first made up as a personal soldier, staying close to him so that he could ask for advice from time to time. He rested on the spot. This plan was given by Meng Lang in advance.
There was no talk that night, but the enemy did not attack the camp as expected by the second general of the Tong family. Early that morning, an army came to report that tens of thousands of enemy troops had come to call for formation.
The little eunuch had already made arrangements according to his master's clever plan, and then gathered his troops and went out to form a formation to meet the enemy.
A female general appeared from the squadron, yelled and cursed, and asked Pan Youan to come out and talk to him by name.
The little eunuch was very puzzled: "I have no name and status. It is my first time to lead an army in battle. How can this girl know my own name?" There is a saying that strong men are not afraid of strong women. Male dogs will not let female dogs, so the little eunuch took advantage of it and practiced a few times. After years of hard work, he also wanted to test how much he was capable of with Tong. In addition, he was a lustful person. Seeing that it was a woman inevitably made his heart feel a little itchy. Before the second general of the Tong family could say anything, he had already fired his gun and drove his horse to the formation. Pan You'an raised his eyes and saw the woman in front of him. She had a pretty face and an extraordinary aura. She had big eyes, two sharp eyebrows, a nose as straight as bamboo, lips like cherry blossoms. Although her skin was dark, there was something wonderful about being black. Her body was as delicate as a willow. , She is as light as a flying swallow, wearing self-defense armor, a scarlet war robe over her shoulders, and a white horse on her hip. She dances her swords with a sound like silver bells. She is really like a goddess. After seeing this, the little eunuch suddenly had evil thoughts. , I couldn’t help but think to myself: If I could sleep with this girl for one night, no other god would give her to her.
When the female general looked at the little eunuch, she secretly sighed: Sure enough, Zhongyuan is a very talented person, with an oval face, red cheeks, neither fat nor thin, bright eyes and handsome eyebrows, red lips, white teeth, skin as white as snow, chin
He has no beard, his height is evenly proportioned, and his body is as strong as an ape. He wears a silver helmet and silver armor, and is also a silver-maned horse. Pan You'an, what a good name, there was a man named Pan An in ancient times, it is obviously another little Pan An who came to this world. It's a pity that this is the case.
A beautiful man was castrated and his love roots were cut off. Otherwise, he would be kidnapped to a foreign country and live a life of good deeds for a hundred years. Wouldn't it be happier than being a god?
The little eunuch put the gun in his arms, clasped his hands, and immediately bowed and said: "Sister, please, I'm being polite this time."
The female general chuckled and said teasingly: "How can a person who draws lots compare himself to a younger brother? That's all. I just need to return the favor."
The little eunuch's face turned red and he said, "Sister, I haven't seen you. How did you know that I am a lottery winner?"
The female general said: "The eunuch is not a lotus person, how can there be something extra?"
“Sister, haven’t you heard that hearing is false and seeing is believing?”
"You have a smooth tongue. There are differences between men and women. You and I are from two countries. How can I see it? Could it be that you are a fake eunuch?"
"If I were a fake eunuch, would my sister be willing to marry me?"
"Don't be rude to intersex people, watch the sword!"
The little eunuch fired the gun away and said with a smile: "Sister is so impatient, but I haven't finished speaking yet!"
"If ivory cannot come out of a dog's mouth, what good can you say?"
"Look at how my sister, Mao Sai Tianxian, is capable of killing people. It would be better for her to join my younger brother and join our country, the Central Plains, than to endure hardships in the desert."
The female general stabbed her with her sword again, and sternly cursed: "What's so good about the Central Plains? A person like you is allowed to be chosen by lot. What fun is there in living in a world that is neither male nor female? It's better to urinate and drown."
If you die, you won't have to be regretted by others."
The little eunuch raised his gun to block it and said sarcastically: "Sister, if we are making a bet, please get out of the way and I take off my pants. Look, if I am really the real deal, will you marry me?"
The female general was furious and scolded: "Bah, you shameless lottery maker! Stop talking nonsense and pick up the fight quickly, lest I accidentally stab you with a sword and make you feel cold, and blame me for the bad weather outside the wall.
I have a cold!”
The little eunuch saw that Fan Nu was very powerful in martial arts, her swords were like snakes coming out of their holes, one sword was as fast as the other, and her every move was coming from a dangerous place. He didn't dare to neglect, he pushed left and blocked, and there was nothing to laugh and talk about.
effort?
The two men disagreed, so they fought together, riding horses, wielding spears and swords.
When it comes to martial arts, the female general is superior in skill, but when it comes to strength, the young eunuch has the upper hand. One goes long and the other goes away, avoiding the important and taking the light. You come and I go, back and forth, eight horse hooves kicking around, two hands and three weapons
Flying together, a wonderful Lu Bu play Diao Chan was staged on the grass. Two beautiful men and women in the desert vowed to fight to determine the male and female. In less than half an hour, the female general was exhausted and dripping with sweat.
The flower branches couldn't stop shaking, and I couldn't stop panting.
The second general of the Tong family was stunned. They didn't expect the young eunuch to have such a method. The two of them failed to stop him. They originally wanted to help in the fight, but now it seems a bit redundant. They may not know who is better than who based on their ability.
The female general's name was Ur-Sultan. She was just seventeen years old. She was as beautiful as a fairy. People on the grassland called her Black Peony. She was the princess of Shanyu King Wuturish. It was not that she underestimated the enemy, but she had heard that the Southern Dynasties faction
A castrated hermaphrodite led the troops in the battle. He felt very strange and curious, thinking that the lottery was easy to bully. So he obtained his father's permission, rode out into battle, and asked by name to meet this little eunuch who was neither male nor female. Who was it?
It was only after they met that I realized that this little eunuch was not a vegetarian. Everyone said that the gelding was majestic. Could it be that the lotus man was also powerful?
The two fought until they were fifty or sixty years old. The little eunuch separated the two swords with a gun, put his arms around Ur-Sultan's willow waist, summoned up his strength, shouted, and forcefully hugged Black Peony over. The two of them were face to face.
, face to face, heads and necks intertwined, hugging each other tightly. Although Ur-Sultan still had the long sword in his hand at this time, it was of no use and could only dance wildly with his hands in the sky.