Chapter 158: The Invincible Eunuch Encounters a Thief
As mentioned before, Shangguan Xue's martial arts is supposed to be between first and second-rate, but after all, she is a girl's family, so she always suffers a bit in terms of strength. In addition, the Gai brothers have been hiding in the mountains and practicing hard in the past few years, and their kung fu has improved. She has become increasingly mature and proficient. She could barely deal with one person for a while, but with three tigers coming together, she is naturally far from her opponent. She has no choice but to risk her life to fight this time. With a desperate attitude, she would rather die than let these evil thieves underestimate her. Got her.
The Gai brothers were overjoyed when they saw Shangguan Xue riding out of the village alone, playing into their ambitions. They were afraid that she would never come out of her den! Gai Dili and Gai Manpower wanted to attack together, Gai Tianli said:
"Let the third child go first, but don't dare to take it seriously. Please be careful with your men. If you hurt your sister-in-law, I can't spare you."
The third brother agreed, patted his horse and rushed to catch him. Shangguanxue didn't say anything, and stabbed Shangguanxue when he was distracted by the gun. Gaidili raised his sword to meet him, and the two fought for about five or seven rounds. Geidili used his knife to open Shangguanxue's hand. Gun, smiled and said:
"Sister-in-law, we are now a family, why do you have to be so serious?"
Shangguan Xue scolded: "Thieves, don't talk nonsense. Who is your sister-in-law? Who is your family?"
Gai Lili said angrily: "You are shameless, but you are hurting others with your words? You, a lower-class person (the upper reaches of the Yellow River in the west are called upper, and the lower reaches of the Yellow River in the east are lower, so people from the East are called lower-class people - author's note) have used junk goods. My eldest brother It's your blessing not to dislike it, so what qualifications do you have to make irresponsible remarks here?"
Shangguan Xuefen's face changed color, his flower branches trembled, he danced with the steel gun in his hand, and cursed: "Evil thief, you live your life, we live ours, we don't offend the river, who provoked you?"
Gai Liliu parried and said with a smile: "I don't want to provoke you. Who made your face so beautiful? It makes my brother want to live and sleep, and has trouble sleeping and eating well? Shangguan Xueer, forget it, let's not fight! I'll hit you. You are not my opponent tomorrow, and it is not my brother who is speaking. You must be no longer alive at this time. It was not my brother's mercy the day before yesterday. How many heads do you have? If you know better, please dismount and surrender, and I will apologize to you and admit my mistake. , I can call you mother. Otherwise, if I am not careful, I will hurt you somewhere, or I will knock you off your horse with a knife and tie you back with ropes, which will make everyone's faces look bad."
Shangguan Xue paid no attention to him, and fired one shot from the left to the other, all of which were aimed at the fatal points of manpower. Gai Laosan did not dare to be careless, and the two of them fought with guns and knives for about seventy or eighty rounds in one go.
When the second man saw that the fire was almost done, he stepped forward and said:
"Third brother, please stay here and take a breather while my sister-in-law and I learn a few tricks."
Gai Tianli retreated, and Shangguan Xue caught him and fought with his second son for another fifty or sixty rounds. At this time, Shangguan Xue was exhausted, her shirt was soaked with sweat, her arms were sore, and she really couldn't hold on anymore. Gai Tianli saw this. , replaced the second child, immediately cupped his hands and said:
"Sister Xue'er invites you."
Shangguanxue gasped and said: "Who is your sister? Kill or beat her as you please!"
Gai Tianli immediately smiled and said: "See how tired you are and how stubborn you are? Stop fighting and come home with me!"
"Bah!" Shangguanxue took a breath and cursed, "Gaitianli, you clearly know that I am a married woman, but you are still pestering me here, are you still a human being?"
"Okay, okay," Gai Tianli retorted calmly and reasonedly, "When you competed in martial arts to find a bride, I was ranked first. If you didn't take me, why did you take ninth place?"
Shangguan Xue wiped the sweat from the corner of his eyes and said disdainfully: "I asked you to make a move, otherwise you three brothers would not be Pan Lang's opponent even if they were tied together."
Gai Tianli shouted loudly: "It's a mule or a horse that rides around. Great heroes are made by beating, not by blowing."
Shangguan Xue said: "Okay, I will send a message to Pan Lang and ask him to come and compete with you. If he really can't beat you, I will follow you immediately. Is that okay?"
"Bullshit!" Gai Tianli sneered, "Xueer, go ahead and coax a three-year-old child with your words! What you said is all about the year of the monkey. I want to marry you tonight! If so!
One day your Pan Lang really comes, I might as well try with him again, if I can't beat him then I'll leave you to him."
Shangguanxue was furious from the bottom of his heart and cursed: "You are a beast that is worse than a pig or a dog. Who do you think I am, Shangguanxue? Come on, come on, I will fight with you against San Baili. I would rather die under your axe."
, and I will never obey you!"
Gai Tianli snorted and said, "Well, I think you won't give up until you reach the Yellow River, and you won't shed tears until you see the coffin. When I take you down, what will you say?"
Shangguan Xue stabbed him with his spear, Gai Tianli raised his axe, and they started fighting again. After about twenty or thirty rounds, Shangguan Xue was timid and thought that it would be useless to fight again, so he started fighting.
The horse ran out of the circle, handed the gun to his left hand, drew a sword from his waist with his right hand, looked up to the sky and shouted:
"Pan Lang, you and I will meet in the next life!"
Suddenly, the little eunuch arrived in response and shouted hurriedly: "Good wife, don't panic, I'm coming!"
The little eunuch's white dragon horse was a battle-hardened BMW, with a slim waist, long legs, and a smart horse. When they first arrived at the intersection at the foot of the mountain, the little eunuch ordered Zhang Facun and the young general, saying:
"Brothers, you two guard the mountain pass here and don't let anyone get out alive."
The two of them responded: "Don't worry, brother!"
From the bottom of the mountain to the halfway slope, it only took a blink of an eye, and it was there in an instant. Looking from a distance, Shangguan Xue was about to draw his sword and kiss himself, when the little eunuch shouted and the horse had already arrived in the circle.
Shangguan Xue threw away the sword, looked at the little eunuch and cried with joy: "Pan Lang, could this be a dream?"
The little eunuch smiled and said: "Xue'er, where can the blue sky and white sun be in a dream? You can rest aside for now, and I will talk to you again after I kill these thieves."
The old leader of the village, Shangguan Bao, was leaning on the wall of the village in fear. When he saw that his daughter could not fight the evil thieves, she ran out of the circle and pulled out her sword. When she kissed herself, the old Shangguan was so anxious that he almost fell off the wall.
came down. At this moment, I suddenly saw a white dragon colt from a distance heading straight for the village. When I got closer, I saw clearly that it was the third uncle who had arrived. He kept chattering, "Open the village gate quickly. Open the village gate quickly."
The savior has arrived, the savior has arrived." He staggered down the wall and walked away.
Gai Tianli and the little eunuch once competed together in the same martial arts competition, and they knew each other. I think he had fought a few moves with the little eunuch back then, but it was only a few glances. Now that he saw him coming to the door, he was very happy, and he was very happy for the two.
Brother said:
"This man's abilities are ordinary. Brothers, please don't panic. Which one will go first?"
The third child didn't know the depth of the water. The young man in front of him looked like a pretty boy. At most, he had a high horse and a long spear, but he didn't have much real experience. He also heard from his brother that his abilities were average, so he put down his worries and shouted:
"Brother, wait for me to kill him and get rid of this bad breath from you!"