Although Gai Laosan can be regarded as a figure in the small mountain, he is just a bachelor behind the door at best. Compared with the all-powerful little eunuch, he pales in comparison.
, Gai Manpower was a bit caught off guard, and wanted to retreat in a panic, but the little eunuch didn't give him a chance to escape. He forced himself to hold on to a few moves, and he was already sweating profusely, frightened, and he was so confused that he was so scared.
Called. The second brother wanted to help, but he knew that if he went up, he would die in vain, and he was hesitating. Gai Tianli was the eldest brother after all, and he couldn't bear to see the third brother die, so he moved his hand towards the second brother Gai Tianli, and shouted:
"Brothers, all three of us are here!"
What a three-cover eunuch battle! Pan You'an's expression remained unchanged, his anger did not come out, he blocked three sides by himself, and he felt that he was able to do it with ease. His soul-seducing spear appeared and disappeared, and all the spears were deadly. This was also a return.
As soon as they were retaliated, the three villains lost all their energy when they were playing with Xue'er. Now all they had to do was to save their lives and escape unscathed.
Shangguan Bao, the old leader of the village, knew how powerful his son-in-law was, so he led his people out of the village early. A team of about a thousand or ten people stood in line, waving flags, shouting, and beating drums in unison to cheer for the third uncle.
When Shangguan Xue saw the three villains coming together, she wanted to go up and help her husband. However, after taking a closer look at the battle scene, she immediately felt relieved. She had no choice but to stand aside with her gun drawn and closely observe the duel situation between the two sides.
Youdao is a brother who fights tigers. When father and son go into battle, the three of them work together to fight one person. First of all, the Gai family brothers have a big advantage in terms of numbers. However, in Kung Fu, more people do not necessarily mean greater strength. Little Eunuch Jiu
After fighting in battles, he became proficient in martial arts and was already an expert in fighting and killing. His magic spear flicked left and right, pointing east and west, just like a dragon swimming in the water. Although the Gai brothers are full of strength,
However, it is not used in the right place, and most of the time it is just busy.
After a while, it was obvious that Lao Sangai couldn't support him any longer. He yelled, "Brothers, hold on, let me rest for a while." Then he ran away. How could the little eunuch let him have such a good thing?
When he took action, his hook just caught Gai Lili's neck, and he pulled it back violently. His armor was torn, and Lao San fell to the ground with his upper body naked. Upon seeing this, Shangguan Xue stepped forward and shot Gai Lili's life. Gai Lili quietly died.
Inadvertently, he was thrown off his horse by the young eunuch. Shangguan Xue copied the exact same thing and sent Gai Lao Er to the road to the west. The two brothers went to keep company.
The three brothers were far from rivals of the young eunuch, and now that two of them were gone, Gai Tianli knew that the situation was over. He wanted to say soft words, but he couldn't lose face, so he had to pretend to be fat, and forcefully block it. Time was running out.
, he was sweating profusely and panting like an ox. The little eunuch came up with evil intentions, but he did not use any deadly techniques. He used all kinds of tricks and tricks, making Gaitianli look like an old sow hanging on a tree. He could only squeal.
After a short while, the exhausted Gai Tianli fell from his horse like a dead dog, and was shot dead by Shangguan Xue.
The thousand men and horses brought by the Gai brothers retreated one after another, and Saya wanted to run away. Zhang Facun was blocked at the intersection, and the young general killed two tigers one by one, and two by two. They had no choice but to turn around and pounce together.
He fell to the ground and shouted "I surrender".
Shangguan Bao, the old leader of the village, had a good life and shouted: "Forget it, third uncle, there is no need to argue with these soldiers. They are also doing what they were ordered to do. I can't blame them." The young eunuch then told General Zhang to stop.
Shangguan Xue repeated his old trick. He jumped from his own horse to the young eunuch's horse, put his arms around his neck and shouted:
"Pan Lang, how did you know that I had this disaster?"
The little eunuch smiled and said: "It is better to come early than to come by chance. Wait for me to tell you in detail when I return to the village!"
The two dismounted, and the village soldiers had already taken the horses away. Shangguan Xueer took her husband's arm affectionately and returned to the village together. The little eunuch pointed at the second general Zhang Facun and said:
"Xue'er, these are my two brothers, General Zhang and General Liang."
Zhang and Liang hurriedly raised their hands and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, I'm polite here."
Shangguan Xue returned the gift and said warmly: "Thanks to my two uncles for their help. Thank you in advance. You two will be led to bathe and change clothes. We will see you at the banquet later. You are home now. Me and your brother
If you have something to say, uncle, please feel free to do it."
The little eunuch and Shangguan Xue both entered the bathroom. This place is on a plateau. The sun is still scorching hot at noon, and the wind is blowing cold in the afternoon. It is freezing cold outside, but it is as warm as spring inside. A huge bathtub is filled with hot water.
Shui Xueer tenderly undressed and undressed the young eunuch, and then personally rubbed his shoulders and back, from the top of his head to his feet, even behind the ears, and between the toes, carefully wiping his husband clean.
The little eunuch looked back at his charming wife's naked body, which looked like a jade sculpture of a romantic goddess. He couldn't help but lift it up on a whim, which was about half a foot long. Shangguanxue bent down and pulled it, smiling.
road:
"Cat, cat, don't panic, I'll give you some noodle soup later."
The little eunuch's face turned slightly red and he said sternly: "Who wants to drink noodle soup? Make the noodle soup as much as you want, or eat something that will make you dizzy. I also want to eat a goldfish!"
"Okay, okay, I'll let you eat goldfish after you take a bath." Shangguan Xue said happily while holding another handful of her husband's penis between her two fingers while working.
"No, no, it wants to eat now. It's hungry." The little eunuch deliberately acted like a child.
"Be obedient, I'll let you eat as much as you want when we go to bed later, so as not to overwhelm you greedy cat to death." Shangguan Xue said with a smile.
"No, I want to warm up now." The little eunuch held his wife's pretty face in his hands, salivating and said eagerly.
"Then let's try it for a while first, but I don't dare to do that anymore. Let's keep the fun at night. Xue'er has been waiting for her lover for more than half a year!" Shangguan Xue sat on the edge of the bathtub and posed gracefully.
Mode.
The little eunuch was familiar with the road and drove straight in. He smiled shamelessly and said, "Madam, just don't worry, I'll make sure you're satisfied."
Xueer frowned for a moment and said angrily: "Brother, can't you be gentler? Why are you so impatient and don't care whether others can withstand it?"
"I am experiencing good rain after a long drought, and I meet an old friend in a foreign land!" the little eunuch said while working.
"You're not ashamed. How many women did you have with this time?" Shangguan Xue asked, stroking the little eunuch's back with both hands.
"My father-in-law has never picked wild flowers. This lady knows that, but..."
"Nothing but what? Looking at your hesitation, do you have something to hide from me?" Shangguan Xue pushed the little eunuch and asked hurriedly.
"Don't dare, don't dare, madam, don't be impatient for now. It's important to do business now. I'll explain the rest later."
(210 words deleted below) The two of them had just finished getting dressed when someone knocked on the door outside the house. Xueer said, "Come in." The little eunuch suddenly looked at the man who had a kind face. When the man saw the little eunuch, the man bowed his head and said:
"My benefactor has always been kind, but he wants to harm the boy."
The little eunuch couldn't remember who this person was for a moment, so he turned to look at his wife. Xueer chuckled and said:
"Mr. Lang has a good memory. This is the person you sent a message to who was once named Pan You'an."
The little eunuch suddenly realized it and said, "You also call him Pan You'an?"
The lady said: "I changed his name, and now he is called Shangguan Fu."
"Well, this is a good name change! He was the one who purified me in the first place, otherwise how would I be today? He said that I was his benefactor, but in fact it is better to say that he is my benefactor!
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After saying this, the little eunuch helped Shangguan Fu with both hands and said, "Brother, from now on you and I are sworn brothers. With the wealth of me, Pan You'an, I will never forget you, my brother."
Shangguan Fu was overjoyed and wanted to kowtow, but the young eunuch stopped him and said with a smile:
"Brother, if you are always so polite, I will be angry. Can sister Xueer treat you well?"
Shangguan Fu said: "My lady treats me as kindly as a sibling. She knows that I am weak and never lets me do rough work. She often chats with me at home."
The little eunuch said: "That's right, my Xue'er is a good person to begin with."
Shangguan Fu suddenly remembered and said hurriedly: "The master asked me to invite the young lady and uncle to have a meal! The banquet has been set up in the hall for a long time."
The little eunuch corrected him: "You are not allowed to call me aunt or uncle in the future. I just said that we are brothers, so you can call me brother and Xue'er sister-in-law. Do you hear me?"
Shangguan Fu agreed and said, "I understand, brother and sister-in-law."
When they arrived at the hall, the old Shangguan stood at the door to greet him. He held the young eunuch's hand and said with tears in his eyes:
"My dear son-in-law, if you hadn't come today, the village would have been in great trouble."
The young eunuch laughed and said, "You don't have to be polite, father-in-law. How can one family speak the same language?"
At night, after getting into the hot bed, the two of them beat the gongs and drums again, and had another fierce battle, which I won't mention here. Afterwards, the little eunuch told him how he had obtained several new wives.
Of course, he also truthfully told Shangguan Xueer the true purpose of his visit.
Shangguan Xue leaned tenderly in her husband's arms and said sincerely: "Sir, everything you do is earth-shattering and good. I praise you. However, it seems that you have too many wives, but that's right. These are both talented and beautiful.
If all the women are not under my control, Pan Lang, I would feel sorry for you if they were left to others!"