Chapter 15: The Little Eunuch Makes His Own in the Desert
When Shanyu King Wutulixi saw that his beloved daughter had been captured, he immediately became furious. He hurriedly urged the black horse on his hip, brandished two machetes like door leaves, roared, and rushed straight towards the Southern Army formation. The little eunuch
As soon as he left the young eunuch behind, the old wolf master came to kill him. The young eunuch wanted to enter the scene a second time, but the second general of the Tong family refused to allow it, so he came forward on horseback and persuaded:
"Commander, please take a rest for a while while I and I deal with this thief."
The little eunuch was not afraid of tigers when he was born, and he refused to give in. He said with a smile: "Could it be that the two generals are competing for credit? In that case, whose name is suitable to be recorded in the credit book? It's better for me to eat enough."
The three people were arguing endlessly, and saw that the Great Chanyu had already killed him. The three people and three horses had to stand side by side to see what King Fanlu would do.
The old wolf master laughed and said: "Are you so unreasonable? Three of you fight one. I suggest that you two stand back and watch the fight. When I catch this little eunuch, I can exchange him for my daughter. This is not unfair.
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Pan Youan looked up and saw this general, he was very different: he had a pheasant tail on his head, two fox tails hanging around his neck, a wolf skin waistcoat, a tiger skin coat, leather shoes, leather trousers, a leather hat, socks, and trousers.
You can't see the skin, maybe it's leather, it's the whole work of a fur trader. Look at the face: broom eyebrows, buffalo eyes, broad nose, green face and fangs, two big ears on both sides, like a dog crawling on one side.
The toad has beards that vary in length and length. Some are yellow, some are green, some are black, and the rest are white. He is seven or eight feet tall according to the old ruler, but more than two meters according to the new ruler. His weight is
It is estimated that it is at least 300 kilograms (gross weight). Looking at others and comparing themselves, the little eunuch feels a little ashamed of himself, secretly thinking that this battle cannot be fought, he is not on the same level!
King Shanyu saw that the little eunuch had not said a word for a long time, thinking that he was afraid, and shouted: "Xiao Nanman, if you are afraid, please retreat quickly and return my princess. Or you can surrender and never go back."
Yes, your kingdom has changed hands a long time ago! Haha, how about we fight again tomorrow, which will allow you to live for one more day at most. Where to go, you have to figure it out yourself?"
"No, let's fight now. I will stay with you to the end!" The little eunuch was secretly surprised: Could it be that something unexpected happened in the court? Then he thought about it, the big bear must be cheating. Besides, even if he can escape the first day of the new year, he can't escape the fifteenth day.
, instead of having a showdown with this thieves today, he only showed off his prestige. He wanted to use skill to defeat him. So he said, "Big bear, let's not compete on strength, but on something else. What do you think?"
"Come on, come on, come on, what are you talking about?" Shanyu glared.
"Competing with horses, competing with throwing, competing with eagles to catch chickens..." A dozen projects in a row went through the little eunuch's mind, but none of them was satisfactory. Of course, climbing a tree was the best, or climbing over a wall, these were all for him.
It's a specialty, but it's a pity that there isn't even a shadow of a tree here, let alone the wall of the house.
"Little turtle bastard, if you don't answer, I'm going to take action!" King Shanyu shouted.
"Compared with archery!" The little eunuch was forced to reveal a weak point. He didn't know that it was common practice for people on the grassland to ride horses and shoot arrows. Although he had learned archery for a few days, compared with others, the gap was not ordinary!
However, once the words are spoken, they cannot be taken back. There is no joke before the army!
"Okay, let me compete with you in archery!" Wuturich got what he wanted and shouted happily.
The little eunuch was not confident enough. How could he talk about his own ideas? But in front of the two armies, the anger could be raised but not vented. He had no choice but to brace himself and asked:
"How do you compare?"
"Both of us step back fifty steps, a total of one hundred steps. You shoot me three arrows, and I shoot you three. You deserve to be shot to death. If you don't shoot, it will be a draw. Is this fair? I am bigger and you are smaller, I can't
If the big bully bullies the little ones, how about I let you shoot first? I said start, count ten numbers, and if you don’t shoot, it will be invalid.” The old wolf master made up the shooting rules.
Now that he has been forced to mount the horse, he will run away if he doesn't move. The little eunuch has no choice but to step back fifty steps before talking. He is still thinking in his mind: Why is there no movement on the master's side? It's time! If God wants to help, he must first
Self-help, since the big bear said that he needs to shoot first, shoot him three arrows before talking, maybe the blind cat will catch a dead mouse. After thinking about it, the little eunuch bent his bow and arrow, looked at Wutulixi's face, and said, "Whoosh"
With one shot, the old wolf's head flattened and he missed.
"An arrow!" King Shanyu shouted from a hundred steps away. From such a long distance, the sound still sounded like thunder.
The little eunuch posed and stabilized his mind. He estimated where to tilt the big bear's head so that he could make an advance measurement. The left and right sides were 50-50, and he didn't know whether Wuturich was left-handed or right-handed, and he was used to leaning to the right.
Should he go to the left or to the left? He couldn't make up his mind for a long time, and finally he chose the right as usual. King Shanyu happened to be left-handed, so the arrow missed again.
"Two arrows!" King Shan Yu shouted proudly from a distance.
The second general of the Tong family began to get anxious, thinking that if the third arrow missed again, the little eunuch would be in trouble. These two had grown up at the border, and they knew that the people's archery skills were very powerful.
The eunuch didn't know the sky was the limit, so he couldn't choose anything else, so he insisted on hitting someone else's gun. He was really touching the head of the Lord of Hell in the middle of the night, and he wanted to die before dawn! It doesn't matter if he is dead, how can the Queen Mother explain this?
The two were angry and anxious, and watched helplessly as the little eunuch fired the third arrow.
The young eunuch deliberately delayed the time. He guessed that there would be some movement on the master's side. So he waited and saw that the old wolf master had counted to ten. The second general of the Tong family lost this only last chance. They pushed and patted one by one, shouting.
road:
"Cum quickly. If you don't cum, you won't have a chance!"
It was a coincidence that ordinary arrows were shot out. This arrow borrowed the strength of the Tong brothers. The little eunuch just took a rough look and the arrow shaft shot out. Old Shanyu shook his head left and right, and suddenly heard "
With a pop, the arrow hit him right in the face, and the old wolf master fell off his horse with a "Oh!"
At this moment, he suddenly heard the roar of gongs and drums, the sound of firecrackers, and countless fireworks rising from behind the enemy soldiers on both sides. The little eunuch knew that the master had succeeded, so he waved his bowstring and sent the Confederate army flying.
They all attacked, but unfortunately the old wolf master was trampled to pieces by the rebels before he could even get up from the ground.
The army of soldiers was attacked from all sides, and the old wolf master was hit by an arrow and fell to the ground. Just when he didn't know what to do, the soldiers and horses of the young eunuch had already arrived. The soldiers and generals were all turned into headless flies.
Only a few thousand soldiers out of ten thousand troops broke out.
The second general of the Tong family wanted to lead his army to hunt down the poor bandits, vowing to kill them all without leaving any future trouble. The young eunuch stopped him loudly from behind:
"It's just two generals, please quickly send the order to withdraw the troops and go to work!"