Chapter 175: When is the wedding night in the bridal chamber?
After hearing Marshal Lei's order, the little eunuch immediately went down to hold a wedding for him and Miss Ginkgo with great fanfare. He couldn't help but secretly complain. Now it was unusual. He brought Zhang Facun and Huang Ren with him originally to spy on the enemy's military situation, but in the end he found a wife. What kind of behavior would it be to bring them back? However, when people are under the roof of others, their life and death are decided by others, what should they do now? The little eunuch saw an opportunity and found Zhang and Huang outside the big tent. He was in a hurry and said:
"Brothers, we are facing a formidable enemy and our soldiers are fighting bloody battles. However, I am here at the wedding ceremony and getting married. If word gets out in the future that I am greedy for women and am not handsome, won't it mess up the morale of the army? Brothers. Please give me an idea quickly."
Zhang Facun said with a smile: "Brother, you are blessed with good luck and good fortune. Everything should be allowed to take its course. Why bother?"
"Zhang Facun, don't talk too much to me, or I'll chop your head off when you get home! I'm so anxious, and you still make fun of me?" the little eunuch pretended to be angry.
Huang Ren interjected from the side: "Brother, Lao Zhang is right. Based on our current situation, I think you have to do it whether you want to do it or not."
Zhang Facun also said: "If you don't become the groom, they will kick us out immediately. Not to mention there will be no food tonight, and there will be no place to live today. Either we will be a guest, or we will be kicked out. You can choose between two paths!"
The little eunuch said: "So, is this groom determined?"
Zhang and Huang said, "Actually, you already have an idea, and you're still making fun of us."
"Okay, let's stop chatting with you. Have you eaten?" The little eunuch was at a loss for words. He just wanted to eat for a while.
"You haven't even eaten yet, so where are our bowls and chopsticks?" Zhang Facun teased.
In fact, before talking to Zhang Facun and Zhang Facun, the young eunuch already had a well-thought-out plan. Now that he was just saving himself, why did he care about recruiting relatives before the battle? Although he was the commander-in-chief of the armed forces, when facing danger, he would first save himself. Protect yourself, let alone other things, don’t you understand this? Moreover, Ginkgo Dunzhu is also a kind and righteous person. When they meet, he will let him jump with rabbits in his arms, for fear that he will not get the good girl who is difficult to pick from a thousand miles. How can he Why not? He already has eight beauties, and this is his ninth. They are inseparable, so why not have one more? The young eunuch is not a person who values sex over friends. He himself has a lot of flesh and intestines, and of course he knows that Zhang Fa has both sexes. The person's stomach won't feel any lighter now? But right now, he doesn't have this ability. Isn't he also caring about his heart and making his stomach growl with hunger?
"Oh, why are you here, the groom? I'm looking for you everywhere!" It was Degel who spoke, and he took several brothers with him. Without any explanation, he picked up the young eunuch and left.
The little eunuch said: "Derge, hurry up and get some food for my two brothers. They are starving!"
Degel looked back and said, "Zhou Gua, go get some meat and a jar of wine and send it over."
The little eunuch's anxious heart was finally relieved.
The bride was sitting alone on a huge camp bed. Because it was such a special occasion, she neither covered her head with red gauze nor put on new makeup. She was still wearing the same clothes she wore when they met yesterday. Seeing the little eunuch come in, Ginkgo immediately jumped up. He stood up, walked over cheerfully, put his arms around the groom's neck, and said affectionately:
"Benefactor, as soon as I saw you yesterday, I guessed that you would become my husband."
"Your guess is good. What if someone else killed Mo Huairen?" the young eunuch asked the bride with a smile.
"What, what, how could that be possible..." Ginkgo said three "what"s in a row, but in the end she didn't say "what".
The little eunuch looked at the embarrassment of his newlywed wife and couldn't bear to embarrass this simple girl, so he came to the rescue and said:
"I was the one who killed him in the end, right?"
"Marriage is determined by fate and tied by the thread of fate. This is true at all." Ginkgo said with a blushing face, "Whoever has it belongs to him. The wind will not blow them away, the rain will not blow them away. If we are separated in the face of disaster, we will have a knife on our neck.
Everything remains unchanged!"
"If a deaf, mute, lame, old and ugly man killed Mo Huairen, would you marry him?" The little eunuch wanted to test the depth of the girl's palace.
"How could God be so cruel? Besides, are you deaf and mute, or are you ugly?"
Ginkgo didn't answer directly, but cleverly dealt with it. Instead, he used God as a cover and turned his defense into an offense. The little eunuch's wives were all shrewd, eloquent, and eloquent. How would he respond in the future?
"Master, it's getting late, let's go to bed and get some rest!" The bride is not anxious, but distressed. Her husband is tired, fighting and killing, it's been a long day.
"You call me benefactor at one time and master at another. It's better to have a formal title." the little eunuch corrected.
"I only know that your name is Pan You'an and that you are a businessman. I don't know anything else. You think I can't call you Shopkeeper Pan, right?" Ginkgo girl said with a smile.
The little eunuch thought about it, thought for a moment, and then said: "This is simple, calling the benefactor too vulgar, calling the master too elegant. I am older than you, you should call me brother from now on!"
Ginkgo smiled and said, "No! How can an elder brother marry his younger sister as his wife?"
The little eunuch looked at Ginkgo's rosy face, which was even more charming and lovely under the light of the light. He wanted to rush up and take a few bites to satisfy his craving. At this moment, his stomach made a thunderous sound like bowel sounds.
"What's the noise?" Ginkgo asked.
"Here." The little eunuch patted his belly.
"Is it bad?" the bride was surprised.
"Eat bad? If I eat bad, I will be lucky! I haven't eaten all day, can it not ring?" The little eunuch frowned and said with a wry smile.
"These bastards!" Such a beautiful person can use such vulgar language, Ginkgo said, "I thought Dege and you were on the same side, who knew that was the case?"
"It's a journey all the way. If we meet by chance, we can't blame others." The little eunuch said lightly.
"No wonder you competed with him. That's what happened? This is the way to deal with such an unjust person." Ginkgo Bingxue was smart and suddenly realized.
The little eunuch wanted to speak, but Ginkgo stopped him: "Wait a minute, I'll have someone bring you food."
After saying that, Ginkgo whistled, and then two maids came in and asked the girl what her orders were.
"Quickly go to the main room and get a basin of finger meat, a big basin."
The little eunuch ate a bowl of meat and felt much better. He thought to himself: They all say that it is beautiful and delicious. It seems that this is wrong. The ancients are true. You can only think about lust after you have enough food and clothing! Ginkgo looks funny when he eats.
,explain:
"Why didn't you take a few bites at the banquet just now?"
"Those people only know how to drink wine for me. Who would think about my belly? Besides, you are pushing me, so I can have time to eat meat?" The little eunuch wiped his mouth and said.
"Why do you look less and less like a businessman the more I look at you?" Ginkgo didn't know where to spot the problem.
"Who do you think I look like?" the little eunuch deliberately teased.
"You look like a scholar, with a murderous look in your eyes, and your skills are different from ordinary people." Ginkgo'er said eloquently, "How can a businessman kill someone with just one knife? And that person has no complaints against you. hatred."
"This little elf!" The little eunuch couldn't help but admire his newlywed wife and secretly praised her. Her thinking was careful and reasonable. Although he had many newlywed experiences, they were different every time. Only this one This time, the situation was even more special. He was "tied" into a new house, and the bride was a lovely woman. It was not that he didn't know what to do on the wedding night, but he was too shy to say it. He didn't know how to get out. He took off the bride's trousers? He didn't dare to go aggressively when someone came in a polite way. Seeing that it was already getting late, after today's eve, he didn't know what day tomorrow would be? People who lead soldiers in war often disregard life and death, so how can they hide their children? Privately in his heart? He has decided that today is the last night, and he cannot delay it any longer. He must try to return to his army early tomorrow morning. But the fairy peach in front of him has not yet been eaten into his mouth, and he feels itchy in his heart. After all, humans are different from animals. Unlike the horse that called a donkey and the little leader of the soldiers during the day, they made a deal at first sight and then became strangers. Everyone is for their own needs, and no one accepts anyone's favor. , no one owes anyone anything.
"Do you know who I am?"
Although the matter has not been completed yet, the process that needs to be done still needs to be done, and what needs to be said must be said clearly first. The young eunuch is determined to speak clearly, but this time he feels that the time is not yet ripe. To reveal himself in front of his newlywed wife His identity seems to be a bit of a bully. What is so great about the commander-in-chief of the armed forces to a foreign girl? He can't eat or wear him. Women love a man not because of how big an official he is, but because of how capable he is and whether he can be trusted or not. .No matter how high-ranking an official is, it would be in vain for him to marry Chen Shimei.
Just now, Ginkgo was eager to let her husband go to bed to rest, which was an ancient rule. After talking for a while, she suddenly felt that her husband was hiding a huge secret, and she couldn't bear not to ask clearly, so she said :
"How would I know if you didn't tell me?"
"I am a high official! Madam, don't be afraid if I tell you what I say?" the young eunuch deliberately bluffed.
"Who are you fooling? I believe you say you are the son of that high-ranking official. At most he is a yameni! Just like that Mo Huairen. Besides, if you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, follow the dog. Now I am yours Well, you are a robber, why should I be afraid of you?" Ginkgo didn't believe it, of course she never expected that the fair and tender young man in front of her would be an indomitable general.
"You are not mine yet!" the little eunuch deliberately interrupted.
"How does one count as yours?" Ginkgo was puzzled and opened her bright eyes.
"Go to bed, sleep..."
"Lang Jun, how are you?"
Taking advantage of this strength, the little eunuch pounced forward.