Chapter 176: Liang Xiao bitterly resents the short horse and resists the enemy
Ginkgo Dunzhu pushed the little eunuch away with both hands and shouted:
"No, no!"
The little eunuch was startled and asked: "Why?"
Ginkgo said: "You haven't washed or rinsed for several days. Your body is dirty and smelly. How can you do this? Besides, you haven't made your words clear yet. I can't go to bed with you in a daze."
"I'm going to say that I'm a gangster, so you won't follow me?" The little eunuch felt very uncomfortable after being treated coldly.
"As the saying goes, if you marry an official, you will be a wife, but if you marry a butcher, you will have your guts turned upside down. If you are a big thief, I will follow you to become a thief or a petty thief!" Gingko, despite being a grassland girl, spoke unambiguously.
"You want to verify your identity!" The little eunuch couldn't help but smile awkwardly.
"I can't be your wife for nothing. I need to know what kind of person you are before going to bed?" Ginkgo said stubbornly.
"It's not that I don't tell you, it's because I'm afraid you won't believe me if I tell you." The little eunuch said seriously.
"No matter what you say, I believe it. I will live with you for the rest of my life, and I am not just a little kid playing house. Can you deceive me today, and can you deceive me forever?" The girl from the Yugu family said with her eyes wide open.
"In that case, I'll say it." The little eunuch smiled helplessly.
"Say it, I'll listen!" Ginkgo returned to the look of an innocent girl.
The little eunuch briefly told his life story, and then said with a smile:
"You understand this, right? I already have eight wives, and now you are my ninth wife."
Ginkgo let out a long breath and exclaimed softly: "Oh my god, is this a dream? How did God arrange for me? My husband turned out to be a big tiger!"
"Repent?" the little eunuch asked.
"No, I never regret anything I do!" Ginkgo shook her head and nodded, "I will always be with you in this life."
"Are you afraid?" the little eunuch asked again.
"What are you afraid of?" Ginkgo floated to the little eunuch's side like a bird, and whispered shyly, "Mr. Sir, go and wash it quickly! Let's go to bed after washing it."
Ginkgo clapped her hands again and ordered the two maids to fetch hot water.
This is a temporary residence. Although Ginkgo is the deputy commander's direct sister, it is impossible to prepare everything. The bathtub is a large wooden basin. It is impossible for the little eunuch to submerge himself in the water, and Ginkgo is always by his side. He also
There was a pair of trousers that I dared not take off. The bride pulled them off easily and said:
"You just take a shower and you're dressed so neatly. Who are you afraid of? And you say you're someone who has married so many wives?"
The little eunuch was embarrassed, his face was red, and he hurriedly reached out to cover it with his hands. However, Ginkgo grabbed the matter in his hand, gently held it until he pulled the little eunuch to sit down in the big wooden basin, and then said with a smile:
"Why are you so evasive? Who hasn't seen you before?"
"Have you seen it? Where did you see it?" The little eunuch's blood pressure immediately rose, his nameless fire suddenly rose, and he asked with his mouth wide open in surprise.
"People have never seen people, but they have seen donkeys. My male donkey was so bad that he caused me a lot of trouble. One time, he even threw me off the donkey's back in order to meet a female donkey.
Come down." Ginkgo'er answered calmly without even looking at the little eunuch.
The little eunuch was relieved and took a long breath. He already had so many women, but he was afraid that his own woman would also be glorified by others. He was hunting wild food outside, and he was worried that wild cats would steal the babies in his nest.
Bird. These men are all eating from a bowl and looking at the contents of the pot.
There were no dawn roosters in the army, but the sun did not wait for the roosters to crow, and the white of the fish belly appeared in the east. There seemed to be thousands of horses galloping on the silent grassland, and there was a faint thunder in the distance. The little eunuch shouted:
"Madam, if you keep stalling, you won't have time."
Of course, Miss Ginkgo knew why he said he didn't have time, but she didn't tell him. She smiled playfully and said in a roundabout way:
"Now that there are green hills, how many sheep are still afraid of not being able to get into the pen without firewood? After today, there is still tomorrow. Since I am yours, starting from today, I will guard you every day, night and day.
I will stay with you all night, what are you worrying about?"
The little eunuch patiently explained: "It's true that you are mine, but it's also true that I am a member of the country. There are hundreds of thousands of athletes over there waiting for me to return to the camp, but their commander is here fighting with others.
Flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, a happy marriage, how many times has this happened since ancient times?"
"I don't care how many times he does it! We are just human beings, and I am me, who can care so much?" Little Ginkgo became angry again.
The little eunuch knew that he had made a mistake again. He was frustrated for a while. How could he bring the topic back to that point? He opened his mouth several times and finally plucked up the courage to say:
"Madam, take off your clothes quickly and let's go to bed and rest for a while. It's almost dawn."
The Ginkgo girl chuckled and said angrily: "Glutty cat! If you want to rest, just rest. Why do you want me to take off my clothes?"
"Yes, yes, I am a greedy cat! How could I, how could I..." The little eunuch stuttered for a long time without saying the important words.
The red candle flickered, like a greedy cat peeking at its master killing fish, and the tent was filled with the scent of jasmine pollen. The little eunuch lay naked on the bed, squinting at Ginkgo as she took off her clothes piece by piece.
Red face, long hair, firm chest, round shoulders, slender waist, white body, and finally only a pair of shorts. The little eunuch turned over and grabbed the bride with both hands.
The fragrant shoulder, shook it and said:
"Ken'er, you are such a nice person! People say you are beautiful and can be eaten, but you are really beautiful!"
"No shame!" Gingxing'er grabbed a small piece of clothing with both hands to protect her chest, lowered her head with red cheeks and retorted, "It's not that big pot of hand-caught mutton. I'm afraid your voice is gone now, and you're still pretty and delicious.
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The little eunuch couldn't help but jumped up again, put his right hand around the girl's neck, and pulled down the little trousers with his left hand that was in the way. His stick that had been standing among the thatch for a long time...had been waiting for it for a long time.
Be patient, get used to it, and go straight in after a little testing.
Hearing only an "ouch" from Ginkgo Dunzhu, the bride frowned and said:
"Do officials care about women? I'm not someone else's wife. Why are you so cruel?"
The little eunuch gasped and muttered: "Madam, don't talk, just wait a moment."
After a while, Ginkgo seemed to have entered the role, catering to her husband's movements, stretching out her hands to caress the young eunuch's handsome face.
"Boom boom boom!" The wooden door was covered with sheepskin to protect it from wind and cold, so it made such a sound.
"Officer, there's someone knocking on the door!" Ginkgo reminded.
"Don't worry about him, he'll be fine soon!" The little eunuch was already fascinated by this, nothing else.
"No, no, the door is not closed. If you don't respond, they will rush in!" After saying that, Ginkgo twisted her buttocks and pulled out from under the little eunuch.
"If he dares, I won't kill him..."
However, when the little eunuch was about to open the gate to release the water, before he could finish the word "kill", the embankment suddenly burst and the floods flooded, but his wife ran away. It was a pity that most of his wine was wasted on the bed sheets.
, only a few vanguard troops arrived first and forced their way into the city. The little eunuch lay down on his back in frustration and cursed in an evil voice:
"Damn it, I'll do some research later and find this little bastard who knocked on the door. Fifty lashes are considered a light punishment!"
"What's the matter?" Ginkgo put on her clothes and stood behind the door and asked softly.
"The commander-in-chief has an order, and the messenger is sent to the big tent to discuss matters quickly!" the messenger shouted from outside the door.
"I know, I'll be there soon!" Ginkgo Daifu replied.
"What kind of bullshit commander? My place is not even as good as a small school! And you treat me like a thief!" The little eunuch was still angry and grumbled alone in the quilt.
The new daughter-in-law Ginkgo comforted her husband with a smile and said: "Okay, okay, my General Pan, stop showing off your arrogance! Now you are serving food under other people's spoons. The handsome man is the best, but you can't scold him!"
"Actually, it would be nice to have just a moment..." The little eunuch was still worried about what happened just now.
"Go quickly, come back tonight!"
Seeing the young eunuch hurriedly entering the tent, Lei Xubin motioned for him to sit down in order. He congratulated him perfunctorily, then cut to the chase and said:
"General Pan, I just received news that Degel, Zhou Guaka, and Mai Zhou left without saying goodbye overnight and their whereabouts are unknown. What do you think of this matter?"
"He must have surrendered to the enemy. Please ask the commander to make preparations quickly." The little eunuch came to a conclusion based on his own judgment without thinking.
"The Pioneer Officer is just talking nonsense. Brothers are not related to each other for one day or two. How can there be such a scum among us?" Deputy Commander Tenzin refused to accept and glared at the young eunuch fiercely.
"Why did you leave without saying goodbye if you were going home? Why did you leave overnight if you weren't surrendering to the enemy?" the young eunuch retorted logically.
Tenzin was speechless and said: "This, this, maybe..."
Marshal Lei waved his hand and said: "Okay, let's stop arguing. I think what the pioneer officer said makes sense. Why don't we make preparations in advance, just in case."
While they were discussing, suddenly a detective came to report: "Report to the commander, there are soldiers attacking, less than ten miles away from me!"
"How many troops?"
"About ten thousand."
Marshal Lei suddenly stood up and shouted loudly: "Give me the order to assemble the troops quickly and prepare to meet the enemy!"