Chapter 203: The King of the Huns became angry with the sky
The little eunuch suddenly felt that the darkness of the winter was unsatisfactory. He wanted to light a lamp and appreciate his newly married foreign wife. However, it was inconvenient to ask servants to wait on him for such a thing, so he had to get out of bed naked and look for a lamp in the dark.
The lamp was lit, and all his privacy was exposed. The little eunuch's behavior was... surprising. Standing up and walking under the house, he looked even more arrogant and majestic. He was shy and shy.
He covered his face and said with a smile:
"Pan Lang, what do you want to do?"
"What are you doing? I want to have sex with you in the open. We are an honest couple now. We are not selling cats in our pockets. Why do we still hide and do it secretly?" The little eunuch made a mischievous face.
explain.
"I haven't seen it during the day. Are you afraid that you made a mistake, or are you afraid that I am not a virgin?" Xue Lihong no longer had the shyness and restraint of a girl at this time. She was originally a very bold and informal woman.
"As for whether you are a virgin or not, that doesn't matter. I mainly want to show you a trick." The little eunuch explained that in fact, he didn't have much hope that his wife was a virgin. She is a foreigner.
!Who cares about that? He didn't go to bed when he spoke, he was still standing on the floor.
"What kind of magic trick are you doing?" Xue Lihong was puzzled, and then urged, "Pan Lang, come up quickly, be careful of catching a cold."
"No way, my body is so hot that I'm sweating. Where can I catch a cold? The name of my trick is Three Steps to the Wedding Night. Don't you want to try it?"
"Just give it a try. Am I still afraid of you?" Xue Lihong heard someone say that most people in the Central Plains live on food, which is not good for development. In fact, she is a girl in a boudoir, and she doesn't
Knowing exactly what size is the standard is just a matter of hearing.
"The first step is called Nantianmen holding the moon and playing the flute." The little eunuch stood up straight, with his head held high even at that time.
"How to brag?" Xue Lihong asked with wide blue eyes.
"You come down, I'll go up."
"Lang Jun, I have no clothes on." Xue Lihong shouted.
"That's great! If you put on clothes, you won't be able to sing the show." The little eunuch said with a disapproving smile.
Xue Lihong still hesitated, but was pulled out of the quilt by the little eunuch and pulled to the ground to stand. Immediately, a smooth and white jade body was displayed in front of the little eunuch: round shoulders, thin waist, plump
Her breasts, huge hips, tall and slender figure, two straight jade legs, not to mention her face, were all seen in the daytime. The little eunuch was fascinated and dumbfounded by the sight of her. He swallowed hard.
, jumped onto the bed, turned around and knelt on the edge of the bed, stretched out his hand to pull Xue Lihong closer, and said:
"for you."
Xue Lihong's red lips almost matched his. Before the little eunuch could say anything, Xue Lihong was already full of novelty. (Fifty-eight words are deleted below) After a while, the little eunuch felt itchy
, he was afraid that he would not be able to control it and the embankment would break prematurely, so he hurriedly moved Xue Lihong's head away and said:
"Don't be impatient, madam, the fun is yet to come!"
"What else?" Xue Lihong said, smacking her lips.
"This thing can only be explained through actions and cannot be explained clearly. If you don't believe me, just wait until I do it for you." After saying that, the little eunuch jumped off the ground, turned around Xue Lihong and pushed her down on the edge of the bed, raising her arms high.
A jade leg, then... straightened in and (deleted below) stood up.
The red face in the snow turned pale, and she shouted softly: "Mr. Lang, you hurt me so much! Did you make a mistake?"
The little eunuch smiled lewdly and said: "What could be wrong? This step is called singing the flowers in the backyard across the river. It is the best song for us Central Plains people."
Xue Lihong stopped her and said, "No, no, I can't bear it, Mr. Lang, so I won't sing this song anymore. Let's listen to how you sing the last song!"
When the little eunuch saw this, he had no choice but to put Xue Lihong on the bed again and said, "The last step is called the dragon exploring the sea and Yaksha collecting the sperm."
Xue Lihong shouted: "Brother, I know what you mean, come in quickly, I really can't wait any longer."
The little eunuch had just driven the dragon into the sea when he heard soldiers outside blowing the wake-up horn.
Xue Lihong begged: "Lang Jun, this is enough. I have already experienced how powerful you are. How about we come again in the evening? You are the commander-in-chief of the three armies. Your sisters may be waiting at the door, and the army is waiting for you outside the camp."
We're going to watch the training. It's very bad if word spreads about us like this."
The little eunuch snorted and said: "Damn it, no, I'm afraid there won't be this shop after passing this village. Today's business is today, we must finish our business."
About half an hour later, the little eunuch yelled regardless, and countless little eunuchs followed him like arrows (20 numbers deleted below). The little eunuch and Xue Lihong collapsed on the soft bed almost at the same time. They leaned slightly, and they both
The people all got up in unison and took a look at the bed sheet: several bright red peach blossoms were burned on it. The little eunuch was moved, held up Xue Lihong's pretty face, kissed her affectionately a few times, and then said vowedly:
"Madam, if I, Pan You'an, do anything wrong to you in the future, I will die badly!"
Xue Lihong hurriedly stopped her and said: "It is the unshirkable responsibility of a wife to guard this only barrier for her husband. What is there to make a fuss about? This has always been the case in ancient and modern times. It is the same principle both at home and abroad. A husband does not need to make a fuss out of a molehill."
The little eunuch secretly marveled: This wife is not wrong. She is a foreigner who is thousands of miles away from the Central Plains. Not only is she proficient in Chinese, but she is also so familiar with the local customs. If it were not for his wife and she had experienced life and death rescues, he would still
I really regarded her as a spy.
The handover ceremony went very smoothly. The Nan soldiers sent the Hun king over, and the Fan army also returned the little eunuch's white dragon horse and spear. Before leaving, Breda held on to the little eunuch's hand, her eyes red.
He almost shed no tears and said from the bottom of his heart:
"Brother, your kind little brother never forgets you. You are waiting for the good news in the camp. I will go over and send my sister over as soon as I get settled for you two to get married."
Breda can be regarded as a faithful person. As soon as he arrived at the palace, he immediately invited Tianshan Xue to the side room alone without saying anything and asked quietly:
"Belle, are you getting married?"
"Who to marry?"
"Marrying a Han, isn't this what you dream of?"
"Which Han man will you marry?"
"I made a sworn brother in the Han camp this time. You can marry him."
"I won't marry!"
"Why? You didn't say you wanted to marry a Han man, why did you change your mind midway?"
"I will not marry unless I am alone!"
"Which person?"
"That's the man I caught in the battle that day."
"Ahem, we have been talking for a long time and we are talking about the same person, so you agree?"
Breda didn't expect things to go so smoothly. He also thought about it along the way. His sister has a bad temper. Once she disagrees with something, no one can try to open her mouth, and vice versa. Now it's better, he and
Brother Pan Youan's promise came true, and he also had an explanation. Seeing his sister nodding shyly and silently, the Hun King couldn't wait to say:
"Well, go and get ready. I will send you there to marry General Pan."
"Why are you in such a hurry? You have to give people some time to breathe, brother?" Tianshan Xue said with a smile.
Breda also smiled and said: "It's better to choose the day than to hit it. The sooner I finish your life-long event, the sooner I will put my heart into my heart. Didn't you see the bunch of shameful men in front of the palace?
Like wolves and tigers, they covet my sister's beauty for more than a day or two. If my brother hadn't been in front of me, wouldn't they have eaten you alive?"
Tianshan Xuexing's eyes widened and she said, "How dare you rebel against them!"
"Don't dare, they are afraid of you, okay? Belle, go down and get ready while it's still early. It won't look good if it's too late." Breda compromised and said, he had never been so coquettish in front of his sister.
Tianshan Xue couldn't hide her inner excitement and said cheerfully: "Brother, am I going?"
After finishing this matter, the Hun King returned to the main hall and discussed with all the civil and military ministers what happened to him in the Southern Army camp after he was captured.
Among the generals, there were some who supported and some who opposed, and there were many discussions, and they couldn't agree on one thing.
The Hun King waved his hand and said: "Don't discuss this matter any more. In fact, the lonely king already knows it. If you see through it, don't say it. You will slowly know what the consequences will be in the future."
After hearing what King Shanyu said, all the kings, nobles, officials and generals stopped talking.
Breda looked around and saw no one, so she asked casually:
"Why doesn't Yekaterina, the special envoy of the Mobeisha Kingdom, come to the house to discuss matters?"
"Your Majesty, you really don't know?" someone asked in a low voice.
"What do I know?" Breda wondered.
"Ekamova killed a dozen jailers that night, robbed the commander-in-chief of the Southern Army, opened the city gate, and hurried away."
When the Hun King heard this, he couldn't help but scream, blood spurted out from his mouth like arrows, and he fainted on the dragon chair.
All the civil and military officials rushed forward to rescue him, pinching him, patting him on the back, rubbing his stomach, and some even gave him timely artificial respiration. When the Mongolian doctor arrived, the Hun King had already come to his senses.
Breda looked up at the sky, anxiously looking for Han Chinese who knew how to read and write in the city. Unexpectedly, he found a poor man who came to Zhongzhou to visit his relatives and lived here teaching. The old scholar, according to the instruction of King Shan Yu,
I quickly revised a letter and wrote this:
General Pan Youan, the commander-in-chief of the Confederate Army, said:
The special envoy of the Mobeisha Kingdom, Miss Katerina Ye, is my younger brother’s unmarried concubine. She once promised me that the end of the war would be our wedding day. Now the two armies have stopped fighting, the commanders have sworn sworn vows, and
As a good friend of the Qin and Jin Dynasties, Mr. Ye must keep his promise. Mr. Ye saved the general and saved it. It is over, and I will never pursue it. I hope that after my brother receives the letter, he will return this girl to his brother as soon as possible, and at the same time, for
To express my sincerity, I immediately sent my younger sister Hulunbei to marry him.
(Also: no later than tonight)
Brother: King Zuo Xian, Dashan Yu Breda, once again pays homage to His Majesty Breda and proposes a date of a certain year and a certain month.