Chapter 204 The little eunuch gave up his life, money, and wife
The tone of the letter written by the King of the Huns seemed to be very polite and sincere, but it was undoubtedly an ultimatum. Where to go, whether to fight or not to fight, it was all in one sentence. The little eunuch immediately handed the letter to Hu
On the third hand, he knew that among his many brothers, Hu San was the most insightful person, and he had to listen to his opinion on this matter first.
As mentioned in the previous article, Hu San is a good and bad person. Putting aside his loyalty to the young eunuch, he makes fun of people in every possible way, including his eldest brother. After Hu San saw it,
Smiled slightly and said:
"Brother, it's just for a woman, so why bother?"
"That's nice to say, why don't you give your fat beauty to others?" the little eunuch teased him.
"No one wants it. If someone wants it, do you want me to give in?" Hu San stretched his neck and stared with a serious look. Even a ghost would believe it.
"Brother, stop joking. Seriously, what do you think we should do?" the little eunuch said helplessly.
"Who is not serious? I want your wife, but you want me to talk. Aren't you making fun of me? In the future, if my foreign sister-in-law finds out about this, she won't eat me!" Hu San still had the same expression as before,
But what he said was true.
The little eunuch was right when he thought about it. It would be the same for everyone. It was really hard for Hu San to express his position on this matter. After thinking for a while, the little eunuch said again:
"Brother, to be honest, I will never push Xue Lihong out. My wife is worth more than my life, how can I just let others do it? But the question is how to explain it to Breda?"
"The only option is to fight!" Hu San sighed.
"But fighting this war for a woman may cost the lives of hundreds of thousands of people!" The little eunuch was also in a dilemma.
"Yeah, I think so too. Who doesn't think so? The key is that someone needs to tie the bell to untie it. If you two parties don't talk, who dares to say anything about this?" Hu San spread his hands, looking helpless.
appearance.
"But, but, how can I bear to give up my wife? Don't say I have eleven wives, even if I have a hundred, I won't give one away!" The little eunuch did not dare to speak loudly for fear of
He asked the generals to hear him, and he leaned over his ear and spoke quietly to Hu San.
In order to avoid suspicion, all the generals turned their faces away.
Hu San enlightened and said: "Brida is more generous than you in this regard. She even took the initiative to send her girl to marry you!"
"A girl is not as good as a wife. If I had a girl, I would give it to him. She will get married sooner or later anyway." The young eunuch was not convinced by Hu San's point of view.
Hu San smiled, then revealed the truth and said: "Brother, let me tell you the truth, let me tell you the truth. That Breda didn't tell you the truth at all, and his sworn vows with you were all fake.
He married his girl to you to serve his conspiracy, and this trick he played is called the strategy of slacking off."
"The strategy of slacking off soldiers, what is the strategy of slacking off soldiers?" Although the little eunuch has read several military books, he doesn't understand what "the strategy of slacking off soldiers" is. This is the first time he has heard this new term.
"This is not simple. It just numbs your spirit and relaxes your fighting spirit. One day when you think your merits are complete and the soldier returns to the court, he will give you a hard poke in the back. Do you think this move is serious?
Cruel?" Hu San said calmly.
"It's so high! Brother, how did you see it?" the little eunuch couldn't help but admire him.
"I saw it from Breda's eyes. People who lie always look at people with uncertain eyes. Although Breda is an experienced liar, he is not a master of lying. How can he deceive others with his little tricks?
Me?" Hu Sankan said in a self-proclaimed way.
"What should I do if he insists on Xue Lihong this time? Didn't he let him seize the excuse and say that I robbed his wife?" The little eunuch was still worried about this matter.
"Simple." Hu San said.
"How easy?"
"One word."
"Which word?"
"lazy!"
The little eunuch suddenly realized what he was doing. He suddenly woke up and said, "Oh, brother, you are almost catching up with Zhuge Liang back then."
"Zhuge Liang has Zhuge Liang's destiny. In that era, I was also Zhuge Liang, even better than him. Brother, do you think I am bragging?" Hu San said with a shameless smile.
"No, no, I have never said anything about my brother bragging." The little eunuch was already deeply impressed by this Magistrate Hu.
"Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo seven times. I want to capture Breda seven times. I will also destroy all his family assets so that he will never be able to stand up. Finally, I will ask him to obediently send his biological sister to marry his eldest brother."
Hu Sancheng said with confidence.
The little eunuch was overjoyed and said: "It's all for the sake of brothers, write it quickly!"
"What to write?" Hu San pretended to be confused again.
"Write a reply to King Fan!"
"I really forgot about this. Bring me a pen and paper."
"I personally grind ink for my brother." The young eunuch asked for an inkstone, paper and pen.
Hu San wrote in the book:
"It's okay if my brother doesn't want to marry his sister. Why did he make up a story about a foreign girl to deceive me? I have never seen such a woman in the army. Where do you want me to find it? If you really want to marry me, a girl from the Han family
, This is not difficult, I will choose a stunning princess for you after my brother returns to the court."
After reading the letter, Breda was furious and roared like thunder: "When we meet in the battle tomorrow, I will definitely capture this unfaithful little eunuch alive!"
As Hu San expected, Breda could not change his ways just because the little eunuch let him go once. Lies often have unexpected results. The little eunuch was confused in this regard. He thought that as the overlord of a party
, and a person who made a bet with a writer who compares himself to a bastard, how big a city can he have in his belly?
The so-called authorities are confused and bystanders are clear. Hu San has always kept a clear head on this. He asserted that Breda would not give in easily, let alone dismiss the army and give up the title of king just because the eunuch survived, unless he was a real fool! But Hu ordered
What I admire very much is that the illusion of this fan king is so realistic. In order to implement his conspiracy, he sacrificed his own sisters. However, Breda is Breda after all. In the end, it was because of a woman that he was allowed to die.
He became furious and revealed his true colors in a rage. If it weren't for Xue Lihong, the officers and soldiers would definitely suffer heavy losses! Before the expedition, Hu San secretly made a secret arrangement with Cao Huazhi. It must be like this, and then anger this man again.
The arrogant King of the Huns caused him to become unconscious, smoke was coming from his orifices, and fire was emanating from his insides, which made this good show even more interesting.
The two Japanese armies lined up in front of the formation. Breda took two steps forward on horseback, cupped his hands in a critical manner, and shouted loudly: "Marshal Pan, please!"
The young eunuch also rode forward, returned the salute, and said: "The Great Chanyu invites you!"
"Brother, for the sake of a woman, he is willing to let the war continue to spread. Is it a good deal?" the Hun King said coldly.
"You make things up out of thin air when they don't exist. Where can I create a foreign woman for you?" the little eunuch retorted.
"Let me ask you, who saved you from escaping from my prison?"
"Of course there are people!"
"who?"
"Can't say!"
"Why?"
"Some people sacrificed pigs and sheep, but not people. Someone saved me, but I sold it to them instead, making the world laugh at me and call me a dishonest person. I will not do such a thing." The little eunuch is an expert in lying.
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"What a sharp-tongued and eloquent Pan You'an! If you don't say it, it doesn't mean you don't have it. If you don't say it, it shows that you are guilty. To tell you the truth, I still accept your gift if you sent it to me yesterday, Katemova.
I don’t even want to give you love today for free!” Breda roared.
"Why is this?" The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be confused.
"Hey, Pan You'an is a lecherous devil who is famous all over the world. He is a eunuch but married ten wives. Katemova is also a stunning beauty. How can you let her go?" cried the King of the Huns.
"Well said!" the little eunuch said with a cold smile, "It is only natural for you to accept ninety-nine concubines, but if I ask for ten wives, I will become a pervert? As you said, that Katemova is in my camp
The Chinese girl was fucked by me in one night, so let me ask you, how many days did this girl stay in your house, and how many times did you fuck her?"
King Fan was speechless, and after a while he said: "It's not my problem, it's her. She prevaricated me, saying she didn't marry me until the war was over."
"Is the war over now?"
"This, this..."
"People are prevaricating you, which means they don't like you. Do you think that if you become the king, all the beauties in the world will belong to you? The world belongs to everyone in the world, and beauties belong to everyone in the world. If you want to monopolize it all for yourself, you are delusional.
There is no door!" The little eunuch spoke sternly and pressed forward step by step.
Breda regretted that he should not have quarreled with the little eunuch. Although he was not mute, speaking Chinese was not his strong point, and the little eunuch did not understand what he was saying. While hesitating, he suddenly saw a member of the Confederate army rushing out of the formation.
The female general's appearance resembled that of the foreign girl Katemova. King Fan was about to speak, but unexpectedly, the female general had a quick horse and quick hands. When she came closer, she quickly raised a rope, and without any explanation, she covered Breda's head and threw it down.
When the southern army saw that the female general had succeeded, the golden drums suddenly sounded, and a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers shouted loudly, and they came like a tide to kill. Because the southern army had lost its commander, it had no intention of fighting, so it retreated in a hurry, and returned to the city. This battle unexpectedly