Chapter 205: Hu Rugui Captures the Hun King Six Times
Hu San still used the old method of treating Breda. He was not as kind and hospitable as the little eunuch. Prisoners of war were prisoners of war, friends were friends, and the differences had to be clear. Unlike Marshal Pan, who did not distinguish between friends and foes, and entertained them with food and wine.
They were brothers, but they just couldn't find a woman to sleep with him. The Hun King was starved for three days and no one cared about him.
On the fourth day, Hu San went (he was afraid that the Hun King would be really hungry and make trouble, and it would be hard to explain). When Breda saw the visitor, he hurriedly turned over and got up. He took a closer look and saw that it was Hu San. The previous one was Hu San.
Those who have met before don’t care about it and say with a smile on their faces:
"Brother, why have you forgotten me? No one has come to see me in the past few days. Where is my elder brother? I am starving to death."
"Ah, Marshal has something to do with Marshal. Old Bu, what are you doing? Are you going back or do you want to stay here for a few more days?" Hu San sat on a chair brought by the jailer and asked expressionlessly.
"Of course, if there's nothing important, I might as well go back if I can. I'll just cause you trouble here." Breda swallowed and said.
"The trouble is, did the person who captured you see clearly that day?" Hu San still had the same face.
"Look, look, oh, I didn't see clearly." Breda said hesitantly.
"If you didn't see clearly, I'll tell you clearly that the person who took you is the Katemova you are looking for, a foreign woman whose Chinese name is Xue Lihong."
"Is it her?"
"You don't believe it?"
"I believe it, I believe it. In fact, I vaguely looked like her that day."
"Do you understand now? That woman doesn't love you. Why does she want to capture you if she loves you?"
"Who does she love?"
"She loves you big brother."
"Are you talking about Dashuai Pan? Everything has to come first, right? Brother can't take away someone's love, right?"
"If we talk about order, then you are at a disadvantage. When we were fighting the jackal ditch, Katemova slept with our commander."
The Xiongnu was surprised at first, and then suddenly realized: "Brother, do you really mean what you said? It turns out that you are so good at things. I finally understand. No wonder that foreign bitch is lukewarm to me. It turns out that she has been there for a long time."
Got a sweetheart?"
"Okay, I've finished what I said and made it clear. You can go back." Hu San stood up from the stool and said.
"Thank you General Hu for your life." Breda also stood up and said respectfully.
"Come on, let's go. I let you go secretly because I thought we had met once and drank at the same table. If the commander finds out, it will be troublesome." Hu San's lies seemed like the truth.
"Where is your commander?"
"He said he was going to starve you to death!"
"This guy values sex over friends and doesn't care about old friends. If I catch him again one day, I will do the same thing again!" Breda said bitterly.
"Come on, go out through the back door. Your horses and weapons are at the back door. If there is anything wrong, please forgive me."
Breda said, "It would be a shame not to repay General Hu's great kindness." He whipped his horse and ran away. The people of the Southern Dynasty valued things over others and starved them for three days. It seemed that Marco didn't have any problem at all.
Suffer.
After the King of the Huns returned to camp, he first had a hearty meal, without even washing his face, and then fell asleep. When it was dark, Breda got up and ordered the troops to assemble. No one, including the kings, generals and counselors, knew it.
What does King Fan mean? Breda said:
"We'll rob the camp tonight, catch him off guard, and capture that naughty little eunuch alive tonight!"
"Wang Shanyu has just come back and has suffered too much physical damage. It's better to wait for another day." Someone tried to dissuade him.
"You know what a bird is! I suffered a lot from him for three days. He never expected that I would go to rob the camp today. This is called surprise, and a soldier is never tired of deceit. Do you understand?"
It was the night of the Chou Festival, when a man with a title and a horse picking bells quietly entered the vicinity of the little eunuch's camp without being noticed by anyone. Bredar ordered the army to attack from the front, but he quietly entered through the back door with only a few men and horses, because he had been here before.
On both occasions, he was very familiar with the route. When he saw that he was approaching the little eunuch's tent, he saw only shadowy figures, like a man and a woman making out there. Breda was overjoyed and determined that there must be the little eunuch and the man named in the tent.
There is no doubt that Katemova's two bastard men and women have caught him this time. How long will it take if he doesn't take revenge? Breda stepped forward on horseback. Before he could take three steps, he heard a "plop" and Breda was dead.
Lead the horse into a pit.
The two people in the tent heard the sound and came out. It was the young eunuch and his foreign wife. The young eunuch pointed at the black masonry trap, danced and shouted:
"Come on, someone, I hear something wrong with the sound. A big wild boar may have fallen into the pit!"
The Huns soldiers in the front line stabbed several sentries to death with knives, but at first glance they were scarecrows. The soldiers knew that they had fallen into the trap, and when they turned around and were about to retreat, suddenly torches flashed, bright as day, and the soldiers from the south came from
They were attacking from all directions. The Xiongnu soldiers were in chaos, and it was difficult to look at the head and tail. They were intercepted by the young eunuch's men. They only fought until dawn before a few of them managed to escape. The Huns robbed the camp and not only lost more than 10,000 men, but in the end they even lost 10,000 men.
Even the king Shan Yu didn't know where he ended up.
The young eunuch asked Hu San, "Brother, how did you know that the soldiers were coming to rob the camp tonight?"
Hu San smiled slightly and said: "Brida has become a loser. The mentality of a gambler is to be eager to get back his money. If we don't rob the camp tonight, King Fan will not be able to sleep at night."
"Know yourself and the enemy, and you can fight a hundred battles without danger. The third brother can predict the enemy like a god. If Sun Wu were alive, he might not have had such courage?"
"Brother, thank you very much. Who is Sun and Wu? How can we, a mere junior, compare with others?" Hu San said humbly.
"Not bad, not bad, Zhuge Liang was nothing more than this when he was alive!"
Hu San said goodbye to the young eunuch and went to visit the prisoner in a pretentious manner. As soon as he saw King Fan, he asked him for a drink of water. Hu San said:
"Don't panic, don't panic. Your Majesty, you should go back to your house and drink slowly!"
"You still dare to let me go?" Breda knew that she would definitely die this time.
"Last time, because I let you go privately, I almost didn't let the commander cut off my head. Fortunately, I adapted to the situation and managed to get him to let me go." Hu San lied.
"What did you say?" Breda felt grateful but looked guilty.
"I said you, Da Dan, are a good person, loyal and righteous. If I let him go this time, he will repay his kindness and will definitely not rebel again. Who would have thought you..." Hu San pretended to sigh.
"It's all my fault, causing General Hu to be wronged." Breda said ashamedly, and then added, "If the general doesn't give up, then we will become sworn sworn friends, right?"
"What do you need those formalities for? It's like you kowtowed and swore an oath to our commander, but in the end you didn't stand up to the bullshit and fell out because of a woman. I am a person who likes to be pragmatic when talking and doing things. To tell you the truth
Well, my help is not in vain, I also want to ask for your help, Your Majesty?" Hu San secretly glanced at Breda with the corner of his eyes.
"If you have anything to say, just say it. Is it necessary for us brothers to be so polite?" Breda said very boldly.
"I want to get a job in your house. I wonder if there is any vacancy in your house?" Hu San asked cautiously with his face raised.
"What's that? I thought it was such a big deal? Tell me, what kind of official do you want to be? It doesn't matter whether there is a vacancy or not. At worst, I will remove that person from his position and let you take the position. What?
So, is my brother a good friend?" Breda said, patting her chest.
"I want to be a deputy chanyu, but I don't know if that's possible?" Hu San asked for a price, and the lion said loudly.
"This, this..." The Hun King looked troubled and said, "It's not because of me, General Bo, but for your face. Our ancestors in the palace have already stipulated that no one can be crowned king unless he is a foreigner. Besides, you are still a Han..."
"The prince is really in trouble, forget it. I'm just talking. The toad wants to eat swan meat. Whether it can eat it or not is another matter. Think about it, it's okay after all, right?" Hu San looked like a slave.
"How about this, shall I appoint you as the prime minister? No, no, the official position of the prime minister is too big. You are new here, and I'm afraid it will be difficult to convince everyone. I'd better let you be a general first. What about General Hu? This official is no longer available.
It’s too small.” Breda muttered for a long time before she agreed.
"How big of an official is Pingzhang?" Hu Sanxiao asked.
"It's equivalent to your Shangshu in the Southern Dynasty! I forgot to ask my brother, what is your official title there?" King Shanyu asked Hu San.
"The leader in charge of Dali Temple." Hu San replied disdainfully.
"Dali Temple and Xiaoli Temple are just temples. After working for a long time, you are just the abbot and monk. It's boring. It's really boring. What's the point of living like a bald donkey? You have to eat fast and chant sutras, and you don't dare to meet women. Why don't you come under my command?
It's enough to live a normal life, eat, drink, have women, and grab meat with your hands every now and then. Why don't people live like this for the rest of their lives?" Breda didn't even know what the Dali Temple was for.
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness to me. Let's settle this matter first. Let's talk about it first. The official position cannot be smaller than Pingzhang. Otherwise, I will suffer too much and I will not do it!" Hu San warned.
"Brother is a happy person. Of course, brother, I am not ambiguous either. That's how it's settled. From now on, what you'll see from me is that everyone is a traveler. You don't have to rely on your friends when you go out!" Breda said with tears in her eyes.
Say it sincerely.
Going out the same way, Hu San still sent the Hun King to the back door.
After returning to the city, the Hun King managed to survive the night, and went out to scold him again the next day. The young eunuch did not appear, but Hu San spoke on his behalf. Breda said:
"Brother, you have been kind to me. If we don't fight, you can call a capable person to come out and meet with me." The Breda gun was placed on the saddle bridge, and he held the riding crop in his hand and gave Hu San a salute.
Hu San was a little embarrassed and said: "Your Majesty, except for my marshal who can show off a few times, the rest of the camp are all female generals."
"Female generals are fine, but good men never bully women. I'll give them a step and let two of them fight me! But we have agreed in advance that no ropes are allowed." Breda said generously.
Hu San waved back, and Cao Huazhi and Yin Tianxue came out in response. The prince was dumbfounded when he saw it, my God, isn't this a fairy from the sky descending to earth? If you want to catch one and put him to sleep for a night, it is better than his ninety-nine stinkers.
bitch.
As soon as he took action, King Shan Yu knew that the situation was not good. The two female generals were not only as beautiful as immortals, but also had surprisingly exquisite martial arts skills. He was not sure of winning one of them, and the two made him look ugly. The two sides fought until five.
By the tenth round, Breda was sweating profusely and moaning incessantly. Someone from the squad wanted to help. The two female generals winked at each other, shouted, pushed Breda's spear away, and each grabbed an arm.
He forcefully pulled the Hun King from his horse.
The Confederate army's formations were filled with golden drums and drums, and large groups of men and horses covered them up. The Confederate soldiers retreated hastily, leaving behind countless corpses, weapons, and horses.
This happened over and over again, and it turned out that King Fan had been captured six times. King Zuo Xian was in trouble. There were still a few sane people in Fan's camp. One of the counselors advised:
"Your Majesty, this trick of the Han people is called the method of driving the donkey in the road."
Breda was puzzled and asked with a sharp look: "What is the method of driving donkeys in the road?"
"Think about it!" the counselor said, "The donkey is pulling a heavy stone grinder, and its eyes are still covered. There is a man watching the excitement standing next to it. With a slight swipe of the whip, the donkey runs forward as hard as possible. You think it is the human in the end. To death from exhaustion or from exhaustion?"
The King of the Huns thought about the same idea, and then he realized that he had been fooled by Hu San. Breda asked the counselor how big the official was in charge of Dali Temple. The counselor was not very clear, so he asked the Luo Di who wrote the document in front of him. Juzi, Juzi said: The person in charge of Dali Temple is called Dali Temple Zhengqing, the biggest judge in the country, and he will be the prime minister! Only then did Breda know that he had fallen into Hu San's trap. He thought about it carefully, but Instead of hating the little eunuch, he hated Hu San. He decided to cheat again. Anyway, if the Han people didn't kill him, they would be hungry for a few more days. If Hu San came to lobby again, he would use his power and strangle this stinky scholar to death. , let out the bad breath in his chest, and then let him chatter and make irresponsible remarks?