Pang Shan originally thought that the little eunuch was suicidal by standing up and competing with him in the middle of the field. He was happy in his heart, but his face was expressionless. He was also afraid that the little eunuch would change his mind. If he really wanted to play the jumping game, how could he?
Wouldn't he have to put in a lot of effort and suffer the consequences of his old nose? Yamamoto put his hands together and bowed respectfully to the little eunuch. He mumbled something in his mouth. Then he grabbed the little eunuch with a waist.
The little eunuch then understood why Zhu Linzong had a piece of flesh torn off just now. Generally, fat people have thick flesh on their hands and can't easily scratch people, but this bitch Yamamoto wore a hand prick on his palm.
There were several steel thorns hidden in it. The little eunuch knew that it would be okay if he pricked it a few times, but if it were to be torn apart, the damage would be great.
The little eunuch still stood still. Fat Shan thought he had a trick, so he let go and bent over to hug the little eunuch's waist. Then he yelled "Yoshi" and tried to lift the little eunuch up. However, he groaned for a long time.
The little eunuch didn't move at all. Only then did Fat Yamamoto realize that something was strange. This little man weighed more than a hundred kilograms at best. How could he, who was so powerful, not be able to lift a person weighing more than a hundred kilograms? Damn it.
Ghost!
The little eunuch's move is called Dinghai Shenzhen, also known as the Spiritual Monkey's Earth-Sucking Technique. Just relying on his strength to fight Fat Yamamoto would undoubtedly be like knocking an egg against a stone. That's why he took out the things he learned from his master at the bottom of the box.
.It just so happened that Wang Youfu was laying seven-inch-thick wooden boards. If it were a floor or something else, it wouldn't work without sliding on it. The new wooden boards were grounded, and the little eunuch wore thin-soled soft shoes.
He lifted the energy from his Dantian and moved it downwards with full force, and suddenly man and earth were connected as one. Fatty Yamamoto had the ability to lift the earth when his penis was long. He could lift the earth up? Back then, Li Yuanba hated the sky and the earth.
Huan wanted to hold up the sky and lift the earth, but unexpectedly he beat himself to death in the end (he died at the hands of heaven and earth after all).
Only then did the spectators under the stage and around realize that this handsome young man, who seemed inconspicuous, was the most powerful warrior among warriors. When he stood there, he seemed to have taken root and allowed the Japanese man to shake the tree like an old cow.
Generally angry and helpless, everyone suddenly became interested. They opened their eyes wide and held their breaths, enjoying the wonderful comparison between the bull and the bull-nosed matador.
However, the little eunuch's unique skill cannot be delayed for too long, otherwise once he loses his temper, it will not be a joke for Fatty Yamamoto to find out the truth. Although Yamamoto has become a master of Guizhou donkey skills, he is at the end of a strong crossbow.
, but weirdos have a weird temperament, and they often accept death. The more they can't do something, the more they have to do it. Even if it's a life-and-death situation, they have to be stubborn to the end. He exerts all his strength, pushing, pulling, dragging, carrying, pushing, etc.
All kinds of moves were exhausted, and the little eunuch couldn't stand it any longer, because his skills were time-limited. Suddenly he had an idea and reached out to scratch Yamamoto's itch. Yamamoto didn't expect that there would be such a move in the competition.
He himself was afraid of this, so he couldn't help but laughed and made a mess as soon as he loosened his hands.
Although the big fat man was sitting on the ground, his skin was not injured. He turned over and tried to get up again to fight with the little eunuch.
How could the little eunuch give him such a chance?
The Empty City Strategy can only be played for a while, and the little eunuch's ground sucking method can only be used once during this period. Once the fat man gets up, it will be a big trouble. It seems that there will be great difficulties in not letting him get up.
Let him suffer before he gets up! After thinking about it, the little eunuch jumped up and flew to the back of Yamamoto. Yamamoto was sitting just now. Generally, fat people cannot get up from sitting. For him, the carp erect posture is not suitable for him.
His momentum was astonishing. He had just finished his posture and was about to bend down and get up with his hands on the ground when the little eunuch grabbed his hairpin from behind his head.
Fatty Yamamoto was in pain, covering his head with both hands, and howling strangely. The little eunuch was too greedy, and pulled too much at once, which resulted in half the result. In a moment of desperation, he changed his technique and only pulled out a small section at a time, causing the fat man's hairpins to scatter.
, the hair was pulled off one by one, and suddenly it turned into a black and red flowery head.
Someone in the audience shouted: "It would be better if we drag this stinky Japanese bandit until he is bald!"
"Hit him!"
"Kill him to death!"
The chief executive, Wu Gong, was so anxious that he was running around in circles, protesting and cursing. After several negotiations, the temporary referee came to stop him and said:
"Party A proposes that this is against the rules, please change the method!"
The referee is a Chinese, and Wang Youfu is a traitor to his country. The referee may not necessarily be regarded as a traitor. The problem is that this temporary referee also feels that this method is indecent. Even if he pulls all the hair of the fat man, people will not accept it. Besides, the ring has not been there since ancient times.
In this way of playing, the little eunuch was just being cunning and taking advantage of the situation, so he came forward in a business-like manner and asked them to try another way.
The two stood back up. Fatty Yamamoto's head and face were covered with blood. Fortunately, his hair did not play a very important role in attacking. The pain was a bit painful, but it did not affect his combat effectiveness. Yamamoto, who had suffered this humiliation, felt even more...
Like a furious beast, he braced himself while looking for the best position and opportunity to attack. This time he would never let the little Chinese get another chance to take advantage of the situation.
The audience and the crowd watching around had just taken a breath, and this time their hearts were in their throats again.
The little eunuch had not yet recovered his strength, so he could not repeat his old tricks. He began to play the old hide-and-seek trick with Yamamoto. In order to prevent Yamamoto from catching him, he himself could not get close to Yamamoto. The two of them went back and forth and circled for a while.
A while.
Suddenly, the little eunuch reached the top with a kite, jumped into the air, and this move in the boxing book was called "Dapeng Spreads Wings." Before Fatty Yamamoto could recover, the little eunuch was already standing high above him.
Then he raised his right foot and lightly kicked it with his heel. Yamamoto received a sharp kick on the face. With the help of Yamamoto's limbs, the little eunuch turned over and fell to the ground. His feet were hanging in the air and he hooked Yamamoto's neck.
When had Yamamoto ever seen such unreasonable ring fighting? Sumo wrestling is a two-person sumo wrestling, and the eagle catching the chicken does not count. However, when a scholar encounters a soldier, he cannot explain why. It is impossible for him to explain the situation to the little eunuch at this time.
Knowledge about fighting and fighting skills. He cursed and cursed while turning his body awkwardly in an attempt to shake the little eunuch off.
The little eunuch was upside down and fat Yamamoto was back to back, his body suddenly bent upwards, one hand grabbed the waist of his trousers, and the other hand pulled off his belt.
There were a few female guests among the spectators. When they saw this, they couldn't help but said "Oh!" and turned away quickly. It's one thing to want to see or not to see, but it's another thing to dare to see but not to see. If you don't dare to see, you still want to see.
I want to see it but I dare not. It is really indecent for a man to have something like that exposed in public in public. Although China and foreign countries are different, men and women are different. Such things are not suitable for exhibitions.
The little eunuch did not untie Yamamoto's belt, but stretched a hand from behind his buttocks.
I don't know what the little eunuch did to Yamamoto's crotch, but he heard Yamamoto scream like he was killing a pig. His face suddenly changed, he was sweating like rain, he couldn't help but cover his lower body with his hands, and he fell to the ground.