When the little eunuch grabbed Yamamoto's two balls, something suddenly flashed in his mind. It was not the compassion of a Buddha, but the compassion of a human being. He and Yamamoto had no grievances, and it seemed that this The fat man is only in his twenties at most, and it is unclear whether he has a wife or children at home. It is unreasonable to cut off his descendants. But the devils come to harass our borders and coastal areas. They commit crimes in a day, and it cannot be justified without punishment. .Thinking about this, he changed his movements after leaning a little. He took one of the two balls and left one. The little eunuch loosened one finger, and then squeezed hard with the other fingers. It seemed that there was not much sound, but Yamamoto let out a strange cry like a mountain falling apart.
Just after Yamamoto let out an exclamation, a huge body suddenly fell to the ground. Yamamoto covered his lower body with both hands, his face was pale, beads of sweat as big as beans ran down his cheeks, and his whole body was shaking.
The people in the audience didn't know who shouted first, and then countless cheers resounded through the sky. The poor Haicheng people always see the Chinese being bullied by outsiders, but the officials always talk to the Japanese. Today, they are finally proud. .This arrogant fat man fell down in front of a young man who was not very good-looking (compared to his height), which he regretted for the rest of his life. It seemed that the fat man was seriously injured, and no one but a fool knew how to use the part he was covering tightly. Yes. That's right. If you don't just stay in your own country, what's the advantage of going to other people's countries to find it? There is a world out there, and there are people above. Is it possible that in such a huge country, there are not many experts among the Han people?
The little eunuch calmly stood on the stage, still as before, with his hands clasped in fists, bowed to the audience, and said with a smile:
"Folks, remember, any wild dog that comes to our land and runs amok in the future will end up like this!"
There was another round of cheers from the audience.
Suddenly, countless Japanese soldiers and horses came to kill outside the venue, holding swords and axes. No matter they were common people, men or women, watching the fun or maintaining order, they would kill everyone they saw.
Seeing this, the little eunuch shouted: "Folks, get out of the way quickly and watch our people come to kill the Japanese pirates!"
Immediately afterwards, the blond, blue-eyed, fairy-like female general brought a big white horse and presented a long spear. The young eunuch straddled the horse and held a gun, and the female general fought out from the inside. There were three more people outside the venue. The female general led countless soldiers and horses to charge in from the outside, and one of them actually rode a big gray barking donkey.
The Japanese soldiers, who had been so aggressive just now, suddenly became confused. They originally thought that Fatty Yamamoto was sure to win, and wanted to take this opportunity to clean up the mess on the battlefield. Who knew that Yamamoto lost the battle and had one of his balls pulled out, which was so painful? He was struggling to take care of himself, he was hunched over and lying on the table, suffering from malaria and lamb madness!
Seeing this formation, Takemiya Nakahito, the leader of the Japanese soldiers who was commanding the battle, knew that defeat was certain. He shouted in Japanese and ordered his troops to retreat quickly.
There was no way to retreat. The terrified people who had been running around just now saw so many people coming to fight the Japanese. Although they were bare-handed, they bravely turned around and pulled their horses. He hugged his legs, pulled the horse's tail, and yelled:
"The Japanese thieves are not as numerous as us. We will kill them one by one. Folks, hurry up and help!"
The battle was in full swing, and the number of Japanese soldiers was already small. Takemiya misjudged the situation. He thought that Yamamoto would definitely win, so he wanted to make a desperate move and seize the opportunity to take advantage of the chaos to capture this unknown team and decide the outcome in one battle. Who knew?
He came at the wrong time. Yamamoto was defeated. He was covering his crotch with his hands, his face was sallow, and he was sweating like rain. He was rolling on the table in pain. The little eunuch's people came well prepared and surrounded him. Takemiya led people to the left.
In the conflict to the right, the men and horses suffered heavy losses, and there were not many left.
At this moment, another large group of troops suddenly arrived, led by the general the governor Wang Youfu. From afar, Wang Youfu shouted:
"Damn it, I stopped you and let you fight, but I didn't let you kill people. Have you really lost your way?"
The little eunuch looked back and saw that the Japanese army was no longer an army, so he no longer took them seriously. He raised his gun and went straight to capture Wang Youfu. Although Wang Youfu was suspected of being a loser, he was the queen of the generals and was captured last time.
Mainly because of carelessness. This time, I came well prepared, and secondly, I wanted to unite with the Japanese family and destroy the little eunuch, a mysterious and disobedient force. Who told them to meddle in other people's business and not do business?
In business, what if he can't get along with the Japanese? Doesn't this cut off his way of making money! When he saw the little eunuch coming on Pegasus, he didn't dare to neglect, and he hurriedly fought back with a machete. What Wang Youfu was afraid of was the head.
The two female generals in front really didn't pay much attention to the thin-skinned and tender little eunuch. Besides, he had many people. Five thousand men and horses were gathered together to bring them. They were not afraid of the little eunuch's ragtag stragglers.
After fighting for less than three rounds, the beads of sweat on Wang Youfu's head began to fall. He kept muttering in his heart: That female general is amazing, and this guy is even more unambiguous. This is all
Who can have such great ability? After thinking about it, he raised his sword horizontally, blocked the young eunuch's shot, and shouted:
"Who do you think you are? The last general is an official of the court. Are you going to rebel?"
The little eunuch chuckled and said: "It doesn't matter who you are, you and I will fight a hundred times, and I will tell you later."
Wang Youfu didn't want to fight and didn't dare to continue fighting. He turned around and wanted to gather a large group of people to attack them. When he took a closer look, his team was killed by the little eunuch's men. Wang Youfu had no choice but to be trapped again.
In the battle between beasts, you have to force yourself up and force yourself to attack.
It's not that the young eunuch doesn't want or is inconvenient to expose his identity, but he has evil intentions. He wants to play tricks on this dog surnamed Wang who eats official meals and keeps private camels. He thinks that if the country raises more of these things, the people will suffer.
It's a big disaster. Based on several judgments, the little eunuch guessed that Wang Youfu was greedy for money and lust. He was a court official in the world, but a Japanese spy in the secret. He got double salary. Such a person cannot be allowed.
He died easily, it was too cheap for him. When the little eunuch saw Wang Youfu raising his knife to chop him, he didn't panic, and with a sharp spear, he pointed east and west. How could Wang Youfu's wine bag and rice bag be his opponent? He just heard "click"
"With a sound, the bronze helmet on Wang Youfu's head was hooked off, and another shot was fired, and a large piece of the iron armor on his body was torn off. In less than a cup of tea, the dignified border general turned into a naked general.
If Wang Youfu said a few soft words at this time, the situation might not be too bad. However, he thought that as a court official, he could never whisper mercy to a businessman, so he wanted to save face and suffer, and he was about to be ripped off.
He was naked. At this moment, a small soldier came and reported:
"Commander Qi Bing, the leader of the Japanese pirates took a small group of people into the sea and ran away."
The little eunuch waved his hand disapprovingly and said: "Let him go!"
"Commander?" Wang Youfu was really surprised. He couldn't help but be stunned and asked with a change of color:
"General, who are you?"
"I am Pan You'an, the eunuch's father-in-law. Has the general never heard of this boy's name?" the young eunuch chuckled.
At this time, Wang Youfu only had a pair of tattered trousers left. When he saw that the other party was Pan You'an, he heard a thunder in the clear sky: How could he not know what kind of person Pan You'an was as a border general? He was the Minister of the Ministry of War, in charge.
Military, it is said that he and his troops are under the control of this person named Pan! Lao Wang couldn't care much at this time, and hurriedly threw away his weapon, rolled down from his horse, knelt down in the dust, and kowtowed.
Like pounding garlic, he said incoherently:
"I don't know if Marshal Pan personally led troops here to patrol and clean up Japanese pirates, but the flood has washed away the Dragon King Temple! The general is blind and does not know Mount Tai, which offends the general Huwei. I hope Marshal, for the sake of our sworn sworn relationship, will
Spare me this time, but I won’t dare to do it next time!”