"Oh, Brother Niu is so famous that it's you!" After saying this, the little eunuch stood up from his seat and strode over.
Niu Er's shock was nothing trivial. It was as if he had just stepped out of the snow and suddenly entered a bathing pond. The sky was suddenly hot and cold. If it weren't for his hot ears and heartbeat, he would have thought he was dreaming. Niu Er's heart changed from panic to full of suspicion, and he whispered
asked:
"Who are you?"
"I'm their leader? Why, brother, don't you see?" the little eunuch asked with a cynical smile.
Niu Er dares to say that he doesn't believe it? He can't figure it out no matter what, a dignified military marshal can actually be worthy of his little street gangster brother. Could it be that the wind and water have changed and good luck has come to my house today? Just now he wanted to slap him in the face.
The fat man pretended to be a hero for a time, but now he fell to the ground again, crying and shouting in a trembling voice:
"Big brother, forgive your little brother once, but you won't dare to do it again next time!"
Niu Er had no choice but to climb along the pole. He just said that he didn't dare. As for what he meant specifically, he couldn't explain it himself.
"What are you afraid of?" the little eunuch said magnanimously as he untied the rope from Niu Er, "Since you and I are brothers, my wife is your sister-in-law, brother-in-law and sister-in-law. What's wrong with boiling water and bread and dumplings?
Is there anything easy to say? Come on, Chers, come quickly and meet your brother-in-law."
Although Yin Tianxue and the others were reluctant, they couldn't keep their husband's face. Besides, they also knew that this was his way of doing things. No matter what he did, he was different. I wonder what kind of medicine he was selling in the jar this time? I took it first.
He spoke again, and several people came closer, said "Blessings", and said with a smile:
"Thank you for your hard work, uncle!"
Niu Er's eyes were stunned again. If he was surprised just now, he was shocked now. He couldn't help but wonder: No wonder there are such good-looking women in the world. After doing this for a long time, they turned out to be harassing the handsome man's wife.
Ah! Something really weird happened. Instead of killing me, he set up a relationship with me and became friends. It seems that Niu Er’s brand has been established. It’s so scary that even ghosts are afraid of people. I haven’t seen the important officials in the court.
Let Niu Er take it easy! Niu Er was about to kneel down and kowtow again, but the little eunuch grabbed him and said:
"My brothers don't have to be so polite." After that, he gave another order, "Serve the wine and food. I want to have a good drink with Brother Niu!"
Before he finished speaking, four or five big men suddenly came up, adding fuel to the fire and holding the guillotine. Niu Wu couldn't help but broke out in a cold sweat again, and felt a chill in his heart. He secretly thought that people's hearts are really unpredictable. It turns out that it is sweet first and then bitter. This
Not only was the guillotine lifted, the small oil pan was boiling, his life was about to end in an instant.
Then a few more chefs came over, cutting meat with a guillotine, frying meatballs in a pan, and in no time at all they had a sumptuous dinner together.
Niu Er was happy: Just now, a dog bit Lu Dongbin. He doesn’t know the kindness of people. He treats guests with kindness, but we still say bad things about them. Are we human?
While the little eunuch and Niu Er are drinking here, let's take some time to talk about Hu Fenxian.
After the young eunuch married Hu Fenxian, he led his troops back to the court. At this time, Hu Yuanwai was very proud and complacent. He had a millionaire's net worth, and he had to ride a dragon to get a son-in-law. This life was enough! From then on, he closed his doors and never stopped.
If you don't start a business, you can just keep this family business and live peacefully. People's hearts are like a bottomless pit, how much is enough? The copper in Mr. Hu's pocket can feed and drink for four or five generations of him, what else is there? Hu
The Taigong strictly ordered his family: they are not allowed to tell others that they are relatives of the emperor, and they are not allowed to have a low profile. They are not allowed to be arrogant, look down on neighbors, and treat everyone equally. They are not allowed to bully the weak, do more good deeds, and help the poor. Mr. Hu himself often does good deeds.
He built bridges and paved roads, supported filial sons and grandchildren, and set up several volunteer schools to provide free education for poor children. During disaster years, he also opened porridge shacks to help victims fleeing famines, and occasionally went to mountain temples to offer incense, donate money to repair temples, etc.
In the early morning of this day, Lao Hu and his wife had a night of drinking and did some things that were not embarrassing. He had not yet recovered and was about to take the opportunity to sleep in. Suddenly he heard the doorman report: There was a dead body at the door.
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When Lao Hu heard this, he was thunderstruck. It didn't matter that his life was at stake. Who died at his door? Don't stir up trouble and attract unnecessary lawsuits. Lao Hu hurriedly got dressed and went out to see.
There were many onlookers gathered outside the gate, including his family and many neighbors. Some people were arguing that it was better to report to the police, while others were shouting to ask a doctor to see if he could be saved. It was bustling with joy. Old Hu Bo
When he opened the crowd, he saw a strong man, who seemed to be a martial arts practitioner, with a sword hanging across his waist. He was lying on his back on the ground with his legs spread apart. His eyes were closed tightly, his face was like yellow paper, and he could not move.
He moved, but there was still some white secretion leaking out of his mouth. Mr. Hu boldly put the back of his hand close to his nostrils and found that there was still a trace of breath. He hurriedly turned around and shouted to his family:
"This man still has some breath. It is important to save him first whether he is dead or alive. The few who are coming will carry him home to rest first. Juan sent people to ask the doctor to come and treat him!"
The strong man miraculously came back to life. He didn't speak at first, and he didn't even know how to thank his employer, as if the Hu family deserved to save him. Apart from eating and sleeping every day, he would practice sword practice in the backyard.
Wu. After about half a year of weather like this, he suddenly spoke. He said his name was Takahashi Shoji, he lived in the Japanese country of Japan, and later came to Guangdong for business matters. This time, there was a strong wind on the sea, and the boat capsized and people died.
He swam ashore alone, with an empty stomach and a combination of illnesses. Unfortunately, he passed out in front of Hu Yuanwai's house.
Takahashi said that he wanted to marry Miss Hu Fenxian as his wife. He took Miss Hu Fenxian back to Japan. He had no money at the moment, so he would definitely send the bride price the next year, and it would be double.
Hu Lao'er was displeased and said to himself that this person was too unreasonable. Not to mention the favor of saving his life, he also wanted to plot against his daughter. Then he thought about it, the Japanese country is a barbarian land, and many people are not polite.
I didn’t even try to explain why I wanted to talk to this person, so I just said it directly:
"Your life has been saved and your body has recovered. I will give you ten taels of silver for travel expenses. Please leave my house immediately."
After Old Hu said this, he immediately ordered Takahashi to be driven out of the house.
That night, a servant reported urgently: The young lady is missing!
Is this okay? The young lady is not only his daughter, but also the wife of the Imperial Envoy, the Commander-in-Chief of the Army, and the second-grade imperial conferred wife. If the son-in-law comes one day to ask where his daughter-in-law is, how will he explain it to her?
Lao Hu did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly ordered his whole family to search everywhere, and reported it to the General Military Office, Yamen, and other officials. Officials at all levels knew whose wife Miss Hu was, and who would dare not to work hard. However, after seven or eight days, there was no trace.
None. In desperation, Hu Yuanwai decided to go to Beijing to talk to his son-in-law and let him think of a solution.
The capital was so big that Lao Hu could not imagine. Even though he had money, it was of no use here. In the end, the palace was found, and the Wuchao Gate was confirmed, but he couldn't get in. Not only
He was not allowed to enter and could not stay any longer. He begged the warrior guarding the palace and said:
"Master Bing, Nihou Nihou (hello), I'm looking for Pan You'an, Imperial Envoy Pan, Master Pan. I'm his relative. I have something important to tell you." He spoke in Cantonese and Northern dialect.
The warrior was disdainful and said: "Bah, look at your sour appearance. How can a man like you find Eunuch Pan and Marshal Pan? Go ahead and arrest you if you keep nagging! Wait until Marshal Pan returns to court to decide your fate."
If you pretend to be an official, it will be considered cheap even if you are not thrown into death row!"
Pan You'an could not be found in front of Lao Hu's palace, so he just waited in front of the Wu Chao Palace. Sooner or later, he would come to court. Are you afraid that he would not pass by? As soon as his sedan chair arrived, he would lie on the ground and cry out that he was wronged. No matter how powerful his son-in-law was,
, can you still deny your father-in-law?
However, after waiting for several days, he never saw his son-in-law's sedan coming. Lao Hu was completely at a loss. He decided to find an official to complain to him the next day. He was his son-in-law's boss or colleague, so he shouldn't care about his affairs.
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Old Hutou stopped the sedan chair to complain, and he was actually stopped by a large sedan chair. The owner of the sedan chair was none other than Wang Shugui, the prime minister of the current dynasty. The prime minister wanted to have people beat up this ignorant old guy, but suddenly he heard something
How did Pan You'an wait for love? What Prime Minister Wang has been most interested in these three years is the three characters "Pan You'an". If the owner of these three characters does not interfere, he is probably ascending the dragon throne, riding in a dragon chariot, and sitting north to the south mountain to shout long live and amnesty to the world for some years. Old fox
After all, he has never fought against a little fox, and whether he is a scheming person or a little scheming, the sun has set in the west and the world has turned upside down. Hearing that it was related to Pan Youan, Lao Wang immediately stopped the sedan chair and raised the curtain to face him without asking any questions.
Old Hu, who was lying on the ground, read:
"Old man, get up quickly. How about you go stay at the nearby hotel first, and then I can settle the lawsuit between you and Pan You'an after I go to court?"
Before Old Hu could reply, he was picked up by several wolf-like guards and thrown out of the wall. It took a long time before Old Hu came back to his senses and shouted at the sedan:
"Master Qingtian, I'm here to find my wife, not to file a lawsuit with my son-in-law!"
However, the sedan chair was already far away, with the noise of gongs and the roar of people. How could Prime Minister Wang hear his weak and difficult Cantonese in the sedan chair. People who knew the inside story quietly told him that the person who just spoke to him was the person of the current dynasty.