Cut the dog's head into meat and fry it in a pan. Sprinkle some chili powder, cumin, pepper powder, salt and other unknown things on the fished out meat, and then serve it on a large plate.
The little eunuch was informal and sat on the floor with Niu Er. Others, including Mr. Hu San and Hu, were not eligible to sit. Even the four ladies could only stand from a distance and watch the two people share delicacies and delicacies.
The little eunuch immediately ordered wine and meat to be served to entertain the guests.
No one knew what kind of medicine the commander-in-chief was selling in the gourd market. Hu San was very clever and could not hide it from him: in the military book, this is called "water has no permanent shape, and soldiers have no permanent power." Judges have their own rules for deciding cases, but in fact, these are all "unprecedented".
There are certain rules. No matter which way you take, as long as you reach your destination,
Niu Baoguo has lived in the south of the Yangtze River for a long time. How has he ever eaten like this? However, he has not eaten well these days. He often has nothing to eat after he is full and hungry. Ever since Wang Youfu came out of the cage, those damn soldiers' dogs
Seeing that he was inferior, he privately lowered his food standards, and his daily meals were half a bowl of soup. And not to mention wine and other things, he never smelled the smell of meat. Now that the commander-in-chief thinks so highly of him, he can
Not giving face? A large bowl of wine was taken into the mouth, and a large piece of meat was immediately spicy and choking. Niu Er could not enjoy this extraordinary treatment. His face suddenly turned red, his nose and tears flowed out, and he couldn't help but open his mouth immediately.
He kept coughing loudly.
The little eunuch said: "Brother, how do you feel?"
"Very good, very good." Niu Er said while coughing, and he didn't dare to say bad.
After drinking wine and eating meat, we drank tea and chatted. We still used the stove to cut a large piece of brick tea into small pieces with a big guillotine and put it into a small pot to boil. What came out was purple-red or even soy sauce-colored tea. Take a sip of the beef.
It felt unbearable in his mouth, but he had to drink it. Niu Er swallowed a cup of bitter tea, wiped his mouth and said:
"Brother, you are enjoying it so much!"
The little eunuch knew that Niu Er didn't say what was in his heart, so he deliberately interrupted and said, "Brother, what do you want most?"
"To tell you the truth, brother, as the saying goes, food and clothing lead to lust. What I want most right now is a woman." Niu Er's nature is such that he said it without thinking.
The little eunuch began to like this person instead, and said jokingly: "Tomorrow I will send you to Goulan Courtyard and pick out some good-looking girls for your pleasure."
"Brother, don't dare to joke, you know I have no money." Niu Er recognized the truth, his eyes were bulging bigger than cow eggs.
"Okay, okay, I'll pay for it all!" the little eunuch said with a disapproving smile.
"Brother, you are so kind. Brother, what do you want me to do most?" Niu Er said, patting his chest.
"What do you think you can do?" the little eunuch pretended to be serious.
"I'll climb a tree!"
"What are you doing up a tree? You're not chasing after you, but you're going up a tree to dig out bird's nests? Let me ask you what you like to do the most?"
"Brother, I told you, I like to fuck women the most."
"What kind of skill is this?"
"My ability is not that big of a deal, but because I love women, I still like to make a name for myself! Maybe you don't want to hear it, brother?"
"Tell me what's the name?"
"It takes less than half a day and ten miles to go east by boat, and there is a small island..."
"Xiaojiao?" The little eunuch suddenly sat up while the lying man sat up. This time, his eyes widened.
"There is a small island. Brother, why are you anxious? I haven't started talking yet!" Niu Er couldn't help but feel that the commander was surprised. The city is not very deep, and he can't get far away from him. This
Probably because mainlanders have never seen the sea!
"Brother, what's the name of the island?" The little eunuch became particularly friendly, thinking that Rou Baozi's fight with the dog was not in vain, and this friend was not in vain. It was all the good idea of Hu San, an old cunning guy. If he follows the old rules, he will catch the dog.
Zhu Niuer was beaten violently. What might he say in desperation?
"Call it Hehua Island or Heye Island, yes, it's called Heye Island, it's called Heye Island." When Niu Er met someone who wanted genuine goods, he couldn't help but tell the truth proudly.
"Lotus Island!" The little eunuch was like a hungry wolf suddenly bumping into a big fat sheep.
"If it weren't for the fact that there was a beautiful girl on the island, I still wouldn't be able to remember the name of that bullshit island!" Niu Er clicked his tongue greedily.
"Brother, tell me about the situation on that island!" the little eunuch urged.
"Brother, I was too tired of eating just now, and I can't enjoy your tea. Ask your people to give me a cup of Tieguanyin. I usually like that kind of tea, and I don't often drink other teas." Niu Ercha said.
Observing color, he specializes in scratching people's itches.
The little eunuch waved, and someone made a cup of fine Tieguanyin with scalding boiling water. Niu Er blew on the tea foam, blinked and glanced at the little eunuch furtively, and then got to the point again and said:
"Earlier, there was a good girl named Lian Xin on Lotus Leaf Island. She looked like a fairy. I'm not bragging. My brother's three wives were at least as good as her. There was no second one in the whole sea city. She often chatted with people.
I got up in Haicheng to buy some salt, tea, condiments, needles, thread, brains, etc. As soon as I saw her, I was taken away by her. Anyway, I have nothing serious to do. I follow her wherever she goes. When there are many people, I
I also took the opportunity to touch her butt, touch her waist, eat some of her tofu and rub her oil. But there were so many of them that I was afraid of getting beaten, so I couldn't do it blatantly, and I never dared to make big moves. In addition, I heard
People say that Lian Xin is not only an outstanding character, but also good at fishing and martial arts. She can fly over walls and fly over walls! If anyone falls into her hands, it won’t be worth getting beaten..."
"Okay brother, let's make a long story short." The little eunuch was worried about his Mrs. Hu.
"What a pity, what a pity!" Niu Er put down his tea cup and sighed.
"What are you regretting?" The little eunuch raised his heart in his throat again.
"When she came to Haicheng to purchase goods, her home was occupied by a little Japanese boy."
"Where's the Lotus Heart girl?"
"How can Lian Xin give up after someone wiped out her old nest? She is also an expert in arts and daring. Relying on her own abilities, she took a few people with her to forcefully land on the island..." Niu Er said and went to bring the tea cup again.
The little eunuch was so impatient that he wanted to reach out and punch Niu Er to the ground. However, he did not dare to ask for help, so he endured it and asked:
"What happened next?"
"The little Japanese are a team, how can these fishermen be rivals? They were all wiped out before they even entered Yunshui Cave." After Niu Er said this, he went to carry the tea cup.
The little eunuch couldn't tolerate this rogue, so he pushed Niu Er's tea mouth away and shouted:
"You bastard, tell me now, you're going to piss me off!"
"That Lian Xin is not your wife, are you worried?" Niu Er knew one moment and the other, and at this moment he was not afraid of the fake handsome man in front of him.
The little eunuch couldn't care much at this time. He leaned a little and softened his tone, almost pleading:
"Brother, your story is so touching. I want to know the rest of it!"
Niu Er snickered, and couldn't help but think to himself: He's such a handsome man, he managed to coax me into thinking with just a few words. He's not an official, but an official is mediocre. If it were me, I could be this shitty handsome man.
"I heard about it later," Niu Er glanced sideways at the little eunuch and said with added jealousy, "I heard about it!"
The little eunuch remained silent, staring at Niu Er's mouth with both eyes, thinking: Damn you, when you finish speaking, we will cross the river and break the bridge and kill you, you bastard!
Niu Er's pomp was almost done, and then he said: "That Lian Xin is not dead, she has returned to Haicheng again."
"Go back to Haicheng? Where are you? Why didn't you say brother!" the little eunuch said, still a little out of control.
"It's just that some people said that she entered a nunnery. I heard that, but I have never seen this girl again." Niu Er finally explained the problem clearly.
The little eunuch got up from the ground, kicked Niu Er, and hummed:
"Damn, after drinking my good wine and tea all night, I just heard you tell such a shabby story that is neither salty nor bland. Get up and get lost. I will send you to visit the brothel tonight. Come here and give him ten
Two pieces of silver!"
"Brother, no, no, handsome, you are too stingy, it's only ten taels! Are you sending it as a beggar? Five taels for the madam, five taels for the bitch, and I don't even have any money left for a bowl of tea.
Commander, please do a good job and add another five taels!" Niu Er crawled on the ground, looking like a scoundrel.
"Give him another two taels! At most twelve taels. If you can keep him alive, it will be considered as a favor." The little eunuch said angrily.
Niu Er wanted to bargain for more money, but the money for tomorrow's meal hadn't been paid yet! He looked up and saw the young eunuch with a livid face, but before Niu Er could say anything, the handsome man had already put his hands behind his back and was walking in figure eight steps.
My son, I have been walking away for a while. The sophisticated Niu Er started to curse: Bird, what kind of commander? I have to pay for listening to books! After talking for a long time, my mouth was dry, and I gave him twelve
Two taels of silver to give away to beggars! I am a respectable person in Haicheng! When have you ever received such insults?