Chapter 2 The Queen Mother Is Lonely and Wants a Male Pet
Eunuch Yang was ordered to summon the eunuchs. The Empress Dowager sent people to find Eunuch Yang and secretly told her:
"Lao Yang, this time you go and bring back a decent one for the Ai family. The Ai family has not seen the real thing for many years. Get one to open the eyes of the Ai family. But don't be too old, otherwise it will attract trouble.
, the younger one is easier to train. The Ai family will reimburse you for whatever amount of money you have to spend, and you will be rewarded heavily when the work is completed. If you cause trouble, the Ai family will kill you, do you understand?"
When Eunuch Yang heard this, he thought to himself that the Empress Dowager, a half-year-old woman, wanted a young man with a handle to make him unaware. In that instant, Old Yang's three souls barely scared the seven souls. He clearly knew that this was the case.
An act to destroy the nine tribes! But then I thought again, the Empress Dowager’s son is now in power, and the little bastard is only eleven or twelve years old, and it is not his mother who has the final say inside and outside the court. Eunuch Yang weighed the pros and cons, and finally
He secretly thought: If this matter is handled beautifully, won't he become the empress dowager's darling and confidant in the future? Needless to say, the benefits will be great! "Damn it," he said in his heart, "I'm willing to give up.
This is my life to be a fucking pimp!" He immediately kowtowed and agreed:
"Please rest assured, Queen Mother, I will handle this matter properly!"
"Things must be kept confidential. Only you know and I know. Don't let the third person know. Don't dare to let the news out. Do you understand?"
The old eunuch lay on the ground and kowtowed eight times in a row.
Eunuch Yang identified the boy named Pan Youan at a glance among the dozen eunuch candidates. This boy was smart and good-looking, especially his penis. He had peeked at it several times. He was only in his teens.
The doll has almost caught up with the half-grown boy. If we take more time and take good care of it, might we not be able to please the Empress Dowager?
In the cleansing room, the old eunuch deliberately arranged for Xiao Pan to be the last one in line. The executioner administered anesthesia. As soon as Xiao Pan passed out, Eunuch Yang gave instructions to the operating staff:
"Forget it, forget it, let's not do this. This is my nephew's only son, and I didn't want to ask him to come. It's my nephew who insists on letting the baby go to the palace to enjoy his blessings. I thought about it, and our Yang family can't be divorced. This baby will
I won’t go.” After Lao Yang finished speaking, he took out a large piece of silver ingot from his sleeve, threw it on the table, and said, “Everyone has worked hard all day, let’s take it to sell a bowl of wine!”
The people who performed the surgery were neither imperial doctors nor traveling doctors. They were an agency specially established by the royal family for the purpose of purification. It was called the "Anti-Pornography Department" externally and the "Jun'an Bureau" internally. It was directly under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Rites. Work unit
Although it is not far from the palace, and the errands they are doing are all cutting-edge and confidential projects, it is absolutely impossible to enter the inner palace. After hearing what Eunuch Yang said and seeing the money on the table, these few people were delighted.
Smiley Eyes comforted and said:
"Eunuch Yang, you are wise enough to become a eunuch only when you can have a living and eat like a bastard!" After the words were spoken, he felt that he was scolding the monk in front of the bald man, so he hurriedly changed his words and said, "It's not like you, old man.
, a eunuch who has done this can be regarded as a top-notch eunuch."
Eunuch Yang didn't want to get into any more trouble with this group of people, so he said impatiently: "Forget it, stop talking nonsense! Sign your names quickly, and find a place to drink after the formalities are cleared!"
The leader of the eunuchs quickly summoned everyone who had participated in the project to sign their names. One of them read out the list: "The first eunuch candidate is Wang Xiaowu, the second is Zhang Dandan, the third is xxx, and the fourth is Li Changjiang."
, fifth place Ma Sihai, sixth place Pan Youan, seventh place..."
Eunuch Yang took the opportunity to go out on business and brought out the fake Pan You'an from the inner palace and replaced him with the real Pan You'an.
The Empress Dowager's real name was Tong Biyu. She was said to have been widowed when she was thirty years old, but in fact the actual number of years was much longer! A year after she and the late Emperor went to court to get married, the man slept with her on the grass for a while.
It’s no wonder that there are hundreds of women and only one man can take care of them one by one. Let alone humans, the best breeder among animals is probably the rooster. Give it three hundred old hens and see how many days it can last?
It's really strange. It was that single lingering moment that made Tong Biyu pregnant with a dragon seed and gave birth to a little emperor. In the end, did Lao Wang die of exhaustion from royal affairs or from sexual intercourse?
No one pursued it, and no one dared to pursue it. In short, he died in his thirties. When the old king was alive, Tong Biyu was just a concubine. When her son became the emperor, she changed the uppers of her shoes into hat brims. Mothers value their sons, from earth to heaven.
, promoted to empress dowager in one fell swoop.
Although his son is the emperor, he is still a big kid after all. There are ministers in the court who help his son do things, but she, Tong Biyu, has the final say in the harem. Tong Biyu sometimes thinks that when people live like this, it is too
It was worth it. She ate what she needed to eat, drank what she needed to drink, and everything she wished for was gone. The only thing missing was sexual matters between men and women. She had no chance when Lao Wang was alive, and she wouldn't dare to do it even after Lao Wang died.
Marrying a man with open fire. During the day, she looked at the fake men coming in and out, and at night she lay in bed and thought about it. Finally, she came up with a perfect plan: How about pretending to be real and making a fuss about the eunuch?
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Eunuch Yang directly led Pan Youan to the Queen Mother's bedroom. When Tong Biyu saw him, his eyebrows were dancing and his heart was filled with joy.
That night, the little eunuch got into the hot bed of the Queen Mother.