The Emperor goes to court and returns to the palace every day, and goes to court every day, three bowls of tofu, three bowls of tofu. Young people have a playful nature, fear of getting tired, and lack of concentration. They always work on the same project, and soon they get bored.
He wanted to change his way of life, and wanted to do something new. It was inconvenient to ask other people, and he didn't dare to inquire randomly about the ministers of the court, so he found an older eunuch in the harem, called him when no one was around, and asked in a low voice:
"Man, have you ever been outside the palace? Do you know any good places outside?"
"I've been there before, and I can't say whether it's fun or not, but the place I play is different from others."
"What's the difference?"
"People go to places where men go, but if we are neither men nor women, what's the fun?" The eunuch shook his head and said embarrassedly.
"Can you take me out of the palace to play where men play?"
"Don't you dare, take the emperor out of the palace. If something goes wrong, it will be a crime of beheading! I can't bear it, I can't bear it. Your Majesty, don't embarrass me." The eunuch shook his head like a rattle.
"Are you afraid of a bird? I'm here to support you, so don't be afraid, huh? I pity you eunuchs. If you cut off a bird, you will lose your courage. Even if the leaves fall, you will be afraid of smashing your head." The emperor ridiculed.
said sarcastically.
"But there are also great heroes among our eunuchs!" The eunuch raised his head proudly.
"Who?" The emperor regretted it as soon as he said it. He was usually the most reluctant to mention this person.
"Pan Youan, Marshal Pan! Your Majesty, haven't you heard of it?"
"I've heard about it, forget it. Let's not talk about this. Let's discuss going out of the palace to have some fun." The emperor deliberately changed the subject.
Because it was his first time to go out, and he didn’t know what the market price was like outside. Fortunately, the emperor was fooled on the way. He had been living in a fiefdom since his youth, so he knew a little about the situation outside. He understood that it was difficult to move without money for three steps. He asked his personal eunuch
He received a hundred taels of gold from the steward, but fearing that it would not be enough, he put another piece of jade in his arms, Ruyi. He told the eunuch that after leaving the palace, his name would be Zhang Dahu, and the eunuch would also change his name to Zhang Dahu's servant.
Changed his name to Wang Xiaoliu. The eunuch was extremely surprised and said with a smile:
"Your Majesty, you guessed it right. My name in my hometown was Wang Xiaoliu."
"How many brothers do you have?" the emperor asked casually.
"There are eight!" Wang Xiaoliu said with a beaming eyebrow, "My father is partial, the four above are all old-character sins, Wang Laoda, Wang Laoer and so on. When our turn comes, they become small-character sins, Wang Xiaowu,
Wang Xiaoliu and so on. Fortunately, after becoming a eunuch, it doesn’t matter what my hometown’s name is."
The emperor thought Wang Xiaoliu was verbose, so he stopped him and said: "You are dumb and you can't close your chat box. If you leak even a single word about our outing, I will send people to kill your whole family. Start with your childhood."
Start with the bastard and keep killing until no one is breathing in the room."
Wang Xiaoliu corrected him: "Your Majesty, my little brother is called Wang Xiaoba, not Little Bastard. Don't kill the wrong one when the time comes to kill him. The puppy we feed is called Little Bastard!"
"It's true, the dogs will also be killed together!"
"Hehe, the emperor is just joking. The emperor does not kill people. I know this better than anyone else."
"Why?"
"I know that the emperor is a good man and the best emperor in the world."
"It turns out that this kid is not stupid. He can be promoted to a higher position in the future." The emperor said with approval in his heart.
It has been almost ten years since Wang Xiaoliu entered the palace. He was two years earlier than Pan Youan and Wang Xiaowu! Wang Xiaowu and him have similar names, but they are not actually related by blood. He entered the palace at this age.
, What has he not heard of, what has he not experienced? When Zhao Xiaogao was in charge, he had followed Zhao Xiaogao to a place, whether it was Beggar House, Beggar House, or Qinghua House. Wang Xiaoliu was a lottery man.
, is not interested in the affairs of men and women, so he is not interested in that place. His name has long been forgotten by Ba Sinzi. But he remembers the general location and will talk about it when he gets to that place. Anyway, the emperor wants to have fun, so he doesn’t care what his name is.
Where is Zhang San, Li Si and Wang Mazi!
When I arrived at the door of that store, I realized that it was neither called a * building nor a flower building. It was called the large "Yixiang Pavilion". Many people gathered at the door. People who had finished their errands went out, and those who wanted to do errands went out.
It was crowded, and some people, who didn’t know whether they had little money or a lot of money, gathered together and pointed at the poster that had just been posted on the wall at the door. Wang Xiaoliu went over to take a look first and saw that it read:
"Yixiangting just got a beautiful woman named Diao Jinzhong. She is fourteen years old. She is so beautiful that she will dazzle the country. It has been verified that she is still 100% virgin (if she is fake, I guarantee you everything)
Loss). Therefore, a public auction ceremony is scheduled to be held at midnight tonight, with the starting price of one hundred taels of silver. I hope that all the aspiring people in the capital will actively participate, and do not miss this once-in-a-century opportunity. For those who have money, things will come true.
, whoever comes first will have the opportunity, I wish all prostitutes good luck."
Wang Xiaoliu ran over and gave the emperor a detailed explanation. When the emperor heard about it, he was very happy and shouted:
"Is there such a good thing? Xiao Liutou will clear the way, let's go in and join in the fun!"
A waiter came over to greet him. Wang Xiaoliu was quick-witted and stuffed two taels of silver (this was Wang Xiaoliu's private money) into the hand of the second brother. He told his name and said that he was also here to bid. The second brother looked at it.
The guest officer was well-dressed and had a lot of money in his arms. It seemed that he was a wealthy man and he was very good at making troubles, so he specially opened a private seat and placed it in the most conspicuous position in the front row.
Zhang Dahu sat down and asked Wang Xiaoliu to shake out the gold-wrapped bag. One hundred taels of gold and twenty-two cents per ingot, a total of five large ingots. They were placed brightly and golden on the tea table. No one looked at them.
Not greedy?
After a while, the owner of the store came over to say something. Firstly, he wanted to start the auction for the beautiful girl in the hall. Secondly, to reward everyone for your long-term support and love for our store, he decided that all expenses tonight would be borne by the store. All tea,
Melon seeds, snacks, etc. are all provided free of charge, and you can eat as much as you want. Please have fun, eat and drink as much as you want. After the auction, the store also prepared a sumptuous Yexiao for everyone, which is naturally provided free of charge.
When we finally got to bed, the colorful door opened and a two-wheeled car rolled out. There was a woman sitting in the car. The prostitutes were all stunned to see it, what a golden bell! The woman was seen, with black hair like clouds.
, with a face like the autumn moon, black eyebrows, dark eyebrows, a straight nose and a small mouth, it is as if she is Chang'e descending to earth, and the jade girl is reborn. Exactly: Diao Chan is said to have a good appearance, but who has seen Xi Shi's true appearance? If this girl is presented to this day, she will definitely be sealed.
Officials serve as prime ministers of the country.
Zhang Dahu's one hundred taels of gold was shining there, and some of the less confident people who were eager to try gave up their thoughts, but if they didn't stir up the atmosphere in the auction room, they could just ask Zhang Dahu to take out the one hundred taels of gold.
It was hard to convince anyone. When the proprietress of Yixiangting heard that the show was going to be over, she simply took action in person, gritted her teeth, stamped her feet, and said out of the ordinary:
"We risk our lives to accompany the gentleman, and all the girls tonight are half price!"
*The guests suddenly became excited.
When the main bidder raised the price to 3,000 taels, the hall was eerily silent. This was a price that would ruin the entire family. No matter how good the girl was, what could she do to support her family if she became a poor family? It was like eating chaffy vegetables with a stunning beauty in his arms.
What does it feel like?
The person holding the photo shouted two times three thousand taels, and suddenly a man who looked like a gentle scholar appeared at the door. As soon as he entered the door, he shouted impatiently:
"I'll pay five thousand taels!"
"Zhang Dahu" thought he had a good chance of winning, but unexpectedly, Cheng Yaojin showed up halfway. He didn't care much about girls, because there were countless girls in his family, what kind of stuff didn't he have? What mattered to him was the atmosphere and what he was competing for.
With this aura, who dares to look for food on his dining table, thinking that he will die before dawn?
Zhang Dahu took out the jade Ruyi from his arms.
Although the person in charge of the photoshoot was not very knowledgeable about the product, he was shocked when he saw the appearance and workmanship. He made a rough estimate and found out that the wishful thinking was worth ten thousand taels of silver. But he was not sure and deliberately leaned forward to ask the owner.
:
"Sir, our store usually does not accept jade and jewelry. However, due to special circumstances tonight, we can make an exception. I want to ask, sir, how much silver is this piece of jade worth?"
Zhang Dahu's cowhide-pasted lanterns were blocked inside and out. How could he, a great emperor, know how much a broken Ruyi placed on the palace table was worth? He replied casually:
"Anyway (he almost pronounced '朕') he just wants to be the champion and doesn't care about anything else."
The main auctioneer didn't know what to do, and the auction house was a little quiet. Suddenly someone in the crowd shouted:
"I want that Ruyi statue, one hundred thousand taels!" He still knows his stuff.
Taking pictures of girls has become a success. The main photographer has never seen this formation before. He has the intention to facilitate this transaction, which can be regarded as a large increase in income for Yixiang Pavilion. It seems that Mr. Zhang, Zhang Dahu, is also a fool. He just casually
Just coax him, and he will be the winner tonight anyway. Seeing how things ended like this, all the money from Ruyi’s sale went to the store, and Zhang Dahu was the auctioneer that night. The auctioneer’s wishful thinking has not been finalized yet, and what happened later
The man of letters suddenly shouted:
"Catch this thief who secretly hid the national treasure, disrupted the order of the flower house, and the golden bell, and sent him to the government to be imprisoned until he is punished!"
After the writer finished speaking, seven or eight warriors came in and took Zhang Dahu and Diao Jinzhong, tied them up with ropes, and escorted them into the Prime Minister's Mansion.
After the people had been gone for a long time, the old man in the shop finally came to his senses. Where did this gang of gangsters come from? How could they take our people away too? We only spent a small amount of money on the golden bell, but
That's because the seller doesn't know the goods! Before leaving, he didn't even bother to ask who the gangsters who robbed people were, which fairy mountain cave they lived in, and how to ask for money in the future? The old man regretted it, this would cost my life.
Ah, why did the cooked duck fly? The landlady couldn't bear such a blow, her eyes and mouth turned sideways, like a mourning concubine, she fell to the floor of the hall, no longer reserved, no face left, she screamed and cried.
The sky howled and the earth let out a loud cry of sorrow.