"Zhang Dahu", as the king of a country, how could he tolerate being kidnapped to see an official? He couldn't help but shouted angrily:
"Damn you bastard, do you know who I am? I'm the one on my throne. You little idiots dare to tease me. You must be impatient with life!"
The scholar was the master of the palace of Prime Minister Hua. The master’s surname was Sun Ming Pigan. He was also a failed scholar. He and Lao Hua had taken several scientific examinations in the same class, so they were old acquaintances. After Lao Hua paid homage to the prime minister, he came to seek refuge with Lao Hua. Hua saw that he was quick-witted, capable, and good at flattering people. He had a clever mouth and sharp teeth, and he could speak to people's needs, so he kept him by his side and reused him as the Prime Minister's Master. There is one good thing, whether it is in officialdom, wine bar, inside or outside the house, he only recognizes Lao Hua. Others can do it no matter who he is. No matter he is the king of heaven or me, as long as he is in the way of the master, he will not recognize any of his relatives. Now I saw this person. Even "I" spoke arrogantly and cursed, but Lao Sun did his duty and sarcastically said:
"You are just like a turtle grandson and you are still like me. If you were the Son of Heaven, I would be the Heavenly Father."
Lao Sun is not to blame for this matter. How could he have expected that a big boss of the country would come to the brothel in the middle of the night to join in the fun? At most, he is a rich owner. What are you afraid of if you have money? Is it possible that the imperial master is afraid of rich people? Once I heard Prime Minister Hua say privately that he was actually afraid of only one person in the world, and that person was Marshal Pan Youan. Marshal Pan is now hiding in a small island called Heye. Except for people named Pan, there is probably no one to fear. Since the masters had no one to fear and support them, why should they, the servants, find people to be afraid of? Therefore, he was rude and tit-for-tat with the guy who spoke loudly and pretended to be the emperor.
When Zhang Dahu saw that someone actually wanted to call himself Heavenly Father and kept saying, "I, I, I", Long Yan was furious, furious, and scolded:
"It's really unreasonable. It's really unreasonable. It's the opposite. You don't even recognize me. Okay, okay, tomorrow I will let you know who is more powerful, the emperor or you, the fake heavenly father?"
"Look at you, you look like a bird. It's cold and sour in the cold weather. You have two stinky coins in your pocket. You are so powerful? You won't wait until tomorrow and I will meet my master later. Is it weird if I don't scare you to death?" "Old Sun's retort was not pure blackmail.
"Zhang Dahu" had been ridiculed and bullied by others before when he was not the emperor, but it was indeed the first time that he was so serious and threatening like today. If he was an ordinary person, it would be fine, but he is an emperor. Ah, how could the emperor have the nerve to sit on the dragon throne and issue orders to the whole country after being insulted like this? He vowed to kill this domineering and arrogant guy in the future (he did not know his position, name, or surname yet) Wherever he serves, people remember him). Instead of beheading, he must scrape, scrape with thousands of knives, and show it to the world. This is the result of deceiving the emperor and neglecting superiors!
Zhang Dahu didn't say that he couldn't beat Sun Piqian, but he really didn't want to be on the same level as him. A sharp knife doesn't worry about the thick skin of a pig, and good teeth don't worry about whether the meat will rot. Boy, we won't argue with you about the day's shortcomings. When I sit down in the court tomorrow, Let’s talk again, and if I don’t call you an old boy and make you wet your pants in fear, then I’m not a fucking big man!
The government worked hard all night, but in the end they couldn't find a single human hair. The master said:
"Sir, it seems that the assassin is a master. The beginning of the dragon is hard to see the end. But if he has ulterior motives towards you, Mr. Xiang, I'm afraid there are ten Yeka like you..."
The master held the word "嚓" in his mouth but did not dare to spit it out.
Hua Shixiong disagreed and boasted, "You know what a bird! I have already expected the truth. This person is none other than my old friend Xiao Pan."
"Could it be that the prime minister is referring to..." Master also heard about it.
"Of course it's General Pan Youanpan! I think it was not easy when we were together, fighting big and small, fighting against Japanese invaders, and fighting hard. Now he just shook his butt, left, and went to live in peace and happiness.
It's up to us to leave a lot of things behind. Xiao Pan is a smart person. This is called quitting when things are good. Most people can't do it. However, after all, Lao Pan is a capable person after all, especially
His group of ladies are all very skilled in martial arts. One of them, named Nanqiao, is good at flying over eaves and walls, and climbing up and down. I concluded that the person who just sent the message with the sword must be Nanqiao."
"What did Mrs. Nanqiao say in the note?" Master just remembered something important.
"It says that the missing person is in Yixiang Pavilion. Where is Yixiang Pavilion?" Lao Hua turned around and asked.
"I know that Yixiang Pavilion is not far from Dali Temple. The environment and layout and other facilities inside are quite good. It is of a high grade. It is not a place where ordinary people go." The master has many treasures, and it seems that he is a frequent visitor.
"Quickly, what is that?" Hua Shixiong had just closed the door and made arrangements, "send a few more people to secretly monitor Yixiang Pavilion. But there is one thing, please go ahead and don't let your wife
I lost my virginity! If there is any negligence, everyone will not be able to survive."
Someone came early the next day to report that a notice had been posted in Yixiang Pavilion that the golden bell would be auctioned at midnight tonight.
Lao Hua sent someone to ask Diao Shicai again if his girl's name was Diao Jinzhong. The person he sent came back shortly and replied: Magistrate Diao said that his girl's official name was Diao Lingling and her nickname was Ling'er.
What a golden bell.
Lao Hua thought it was not the case, so the master slapped his thigh fiercely and shouted:
"This woman should be Mrs. Diao!"
Hua Shixiong was puzzled and asked: "What evidence do you have?"
The master explained: "The notice said that there is a new girl. Isn't the new girl a new one? Secondly, Diaojinzhong is a flower name rather than a person's name. Girls in flower houses often use flower names as stage names. Miss Diao's surname is Diao, and her surname is Yi."
As the name suggests, the proprietress of Xiangting Pavilion named Miss Diao Jinzhong."
"Old Sun, what you say seems to make sense. Then buy the wife back as soon as possible. We don't need those few small coins."
The Master gave advice: "Don't be in a hurry, Prime Minister, don't act in a hurry. As everyone knows, there are two kinds of people in the world that you can't mess with, one is the monk, and the other is the son-in-law. The monk relies on the fact that he is a monk and has no restraints.
No worries, no worries, two shoulders to carry the head, no matter what, but still looking for some trouble, who dares to cause trouble? Moreover, the girl's courtyard is mostly a world of rich people, sons and grandsons, black and white, corrupt officials and wealthy businessmen
, there is a mixed bag of fish and dragons, and if you are not careful, you will open a huge loophole. Since the old man is going to the public auction this time, it is just to make a few more money, and there will be no extraneous problems. Now go, either sell or redeem, the target
It’s too big, so it’s better to go there at night and take advantage of the chaos and act according to the opportunity without being noticed.”
Lao Huazi was right when he thought about it, otherwise it would have to be like this. He lowered his head and counted with his fingers. He just bought a new man to return tonight, and the soonest he could return would be dawn. It was already dawn, what good things could he accomplish? It was really true. Good things come hard, and it took me half a lifetime to find a good wife, but it still took a lot of trouble.
Master Sun deliberately delayed his admission. Five thousand taels of silver is not a small amount. How many people in the whole capital can come up with this number? Unexpectedly, there will be a strong one among the best. The guy who keeps calling himself me, one shot is a hundred taels. Gold, and finally took out a jade Ruyi, which disturbed their stall. The master became more and more angry and concluded that this wealthy Zhang was either a bandit or a robber or an unscrupulous businessman. Otherwise, how could he be so rich?
Old Sun was not stupid. When he calmed down, he suddenly had a thought that ran around in his mind: Could this Zhang Dahu really be the current emperor who went out of the palace to play in disguise? The emperor is also a human being, although there are countless harems. Women, but as time goes by, they lose interest. He is not the only one who visits the hospital, and there are countless examples of this. Just like this, Sun Pigan couldn't help but sweatdrops raining down from every part of his body as he thought about it. The parts rolled down, and he estimated that his time had come. After searching for anyone who dared to call the emperor a birdman since ancient times, he was the first one.