Pan You'an and his sixteen wives lived in seclusion on Heye Island with beautiful scenery and pleasant climate. They ate, drank and had fun every day, and lived a life three times more comfortable than gods. The saying that one hundred people have one hundred natures is true. Soon after, Mrs. Pan
The "team" began to divide. Some people advocated building an apartment in Haicheng. It would be best if the place like Panjiaweizi was still there. Others suggested setting up an office in Beijing. What news happened there? Here
I immediately knew that if I encountered something related to Lotus Leaf Island, I had better make preparations in advance in case of unexpected events. Some people also proposed to go back to their natal family once a year (this article is not suitable for everyone), etc., etc., etc.
Pan You'an made his wives quarrel so much that they were different from his subordinates. He either beat or scolded him or ordered him to give him thirty military sticks. These methods would not work. The wives must have a special attitude.
Set up methods, induce them step by step, and gradually influence them. If it doesn't work, just pretend to be a bear, pretend to be a turtle, pretend to be a grandson. Anyway, it's just that the ears are clean. Besides, there are many henpecked people, and he is not the only one. What's not to be ashamed of? Who is more capable?
Give him sixteen wives to try? Guaranteeing that no one will die for three days means that he will be lucky. So in the end, after careful consideration and careful consideration, he made the following three decisions:
The first is to buy the Panjiaweizi site in Haicheng, build libraries, playgrounds, and a basketball court, and allow them to travel and live freely on the island and Haicheng. The second is to set up an office in the capital, since they have already retreated.
When you are on the second line, you have to keep your word and stop meddling in other people's business. However, you can send one person with a few right-hand assistants to run to the capital from time to time to see what's new, how the emperor and the people are feeling, which of the brothers has added a child, and
We also know a thing or two about prices. About visiting relatives, it is human nature. Pan Youan has not had parents since he was a child, which does not mean that others cannot have parents. Those whose parents are here will forget it. If their parents are not here, they can choose their own life and husband.
Let’s go together to visit relatives. A son-in-law is only half a son-in-law. If you don’t even look at him, what kind of son-in-law is he?
As soon as the news was announced, there was immediate cheers.
It was easy to go to the capital. There was no one else in Shenanqiao. Nanqiao took two followers, packed up and set off. Of course it was Lu Lianxin who arrived in Haicheng again. Lianxinnu and the financial housekeeper and other seven or eight people brought enough silver.
A small boat went straight to Haicheng. Those visiting relatives encountered some trouble. Most of the people whose parents were alive came to the island. The only ones who were not around were Ruan Thi Mui, Tian Shan Xue (mother), Xue Lihong, Yin Tianxue, and Wei Xinmei. These families lived there.
It was very far away, and it would take at least three years for Pan Youan to come here safely. Xiao Pan regretted what he said, saying that a son-in-law with half a son-in-law could not be justified without looking at his conscience. In desperation, Pan Youan decided to implement the method of drawing lots.
This is fair and reasonable. No one has any objections to those who are caught and those who are not. It is agreed in advance that there are only two places. Of course, those who are not caught can go home to visit their parents at any time. In addition to sending someone to escort the island, the travel expenses are
The whole newspaper was submitted, and there was also a large amount of settling-in allowance. In the end, Yin Tianxue and Ruan Thi Mui were chosen as husband and wife. They were very happy, while the others were pouty and unhappy.
Pan You'an never procrastinates in doing things, and always acts in a militarized manner. After a little preparation, everyone immediately split up and chose an auspicious day to set off. He and Yin Tianxue quietly packed up and hit the road the next day. Don't worry.
Master Sun Pigan knew that if he took the emperor by mistake, it would cause a huge disaster. Not only would he die, he would definitely be implicated in the nine tribes. It was all over. But he was lucky and thought it was impossible. There was only one emperor, and many people rarely met him once in a lifetime. How could it be such a coincidence that he was able to get it back tied with ropes?
When he was approaching the door of the house, the master was more thoughtful. He asked someone to get a piece of black cloth to cover Zhang Dahu's eyes. He finally made a 180-degree turn, and his attitude became much more tactful, and he gave instructions carefully. explain:
"After returning, take Zhang Dahu to the backyard hut, get him some tea, untie the rope, close the door, and find a seat for him."
After all this was done, he immediately ran to the Prime Minister and said anxiously:
"Master, please get up quickly."
"Oh, you're back, Old Sun? I've been waiting for you all night. I just lay down. Nothing important, right? Just let me be confused for a while. I have to go to the morning later!"
"Master, if you can't, get up quickly!"
"What are you so nervous about?"
Lao Hua had no choice but to put on his clothes and shoes and let Master Sun into the house. Lao Sun fell down on the ground with a bang and kowtowed to Lao Huazi, trembling all over and muttering incessantly:
"Master Prime Minister, please help me. We have been in a relationship for many years. We have been in a relationship for many years. We have been in a relationship for many years!"
Hua Shixiong was a little puzzled. He was a good person when he first went out, but how could he be like this when he came back? He didn't think that Lao Sun would be crazy. He thought that he might have attracted some evil spirits or encountered something unclean when he went out at night. , then comforted:
"Pigan, get up and speak slowly if you have something to say."
Lao Sun got up from the ground, his calves cramped, and he shivered for a long time before he could stand upright. He put his hands on Lao Hua's ears and said one, five, ten, and so on. Lao Hua didn't finish listening, so he turned around and said, Lao Sun made a big mouth and cursed:
"You don't even think about it. People already call me 'I', and you still call them 'birds'. How many people in the world call themselves 'I'? Didn't you slap Prince Yama on the back of the head on the first day of the new year? You want to die." You don’t want to pick days? Okay, okay, I can’t help you with such a serious crime."
Master Sun knelt down again and begged: "Master Xiangxiang, you don't want to look at the monk's face but also the Buddha's face..."
"Buddha face, what Buddha face?" Hua Shixiong was puzzled.
"That's my mother, she's already over eighty this year."
"Old Sun, please give me an accurate answer. Is your mother in her eighties?"
"Eighty-eight, Brother Hua, you are making fun of me. How can I forget my mother's age? I even remember her birthday on August 18th!"
"How old are you?"
"I'm twenty..." Sun Piqian didn't say the word "seven", he knew he had fallen into Mr. Hua's trap.
"You were born in your mother's sixty-first year?"
"Brother Hua, I remember you as my grandma."
"You are stupid and can't tell lies. How can such a city accomplish great things? Get up, I have something to tell you."
"Master Xiang," Sun Piqian stood aside respectfully and said to himself, "What are you doing to eat? I can't help but admire you!"
Lao Hua said: "There are three methods in front of me. Which one do you think is feasible?"
"Master Xiang, please tell me."
"The first way is to sneak the emperor to the entrance of the palace before dawn, and then leave."
"What about the second one?"
"The second option is to invite the emperor to the lobby of the Prime Minister's Mansion and serve wine to calm the emperor's shock."
"What do you mean by the third type?" Master Sun gritted his teeth.
"I won't talk about the third one, you know it." Hua Shixiong made a chopping gesture.
Sun Pigan couldn't help but take a breath of cold air and tremble in his heart.