Chapter 44: The Fake Eunuch Worships the Flower Hall Again
Miss Ailian went to the kitchen to help with the stove several times, but was pushed out by her mother. The mother wanted to give her daughter time, and the daughter was also afraid that Pan Youan would be alone and had no one to talk to, so she didn't force it. Not long after, the old woman cooked the meal. After it was ready to be served, the three of them sat at a table and talked while eating.
Pan You'an devoured the food like a wind blowing through the clouds, like the autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves. He looked like he was eating. He had lost all the elegance of the past. He was still a crowned prince!
Xian Ailian kept putting vegetables and rice into the little eunuch's bowl, like a conveyor on a production line, and kept persuading:
"Don't panic, don't panic, eat slowly, be careful of choking."
The old lady saw this and was delighted. She couldn't hold it in any longer, so she said, "Sir, who is there at home?"
The young eunuch was stunned for a moment. He wanted to tell the truth, but he felt that the opportunity was too late and he couldn't say anything about the lie, so he had to say perfunctorily:
"The population is quite large."
"Do you have a wife at home?" the old woman hit the nail on the head.
"I don't have a wife at home." The little eunuch himself felt that this was a good and wonderful reply. Ordinarily this was the truth. Since he had no family, he naturally had no wife at home.
Although Xian Ailian looked absent-minded and indifferent, she was highly concentrated. When she heard that the young eunuch had no wife, a stone suddenly fell to the ground, she pursed her lips and smiled, and blurted out:
"Sir, hurry up and eat!"
The little eunuch pouted and said, "Please hurry up, I'm almost exhausted."
"Sir, do you like this girl like me?"
The old woman speaks straight to the point, and there is no need to beat around the bush in front of strangers. If it works, it will work, and if it doesn't work, she will pull her down. Anyway, no one will see the other person in the future.
The old woman's words played into the little eunuch's hands. Although he was overjoyed, he did not dare to be too arrogant, so he looked shy and said with a naive smile:
"Are you afraid that the lady won't like me?"
"Who said people don't like you anymore?" Unexpectedly, the young lady turned out to be a cheerful person.
"I have an emergency and am traveling far away. I won't be able to come back for a while, and I will leave soon." The little eunuch told the truth.
"I'll wait, I'll wait for ten or eight years." The lady was even more determined.
"Not ten years, at least five years, just five years!" The little eunuch had his plan.
"I think if we don't do this first," the old woman pondered for a while, then said, "You can just do it in advance, and the girl will be yours from now on. Your brother will definitely not come back, and we don't want him to Come back. There is no man at home, so you are our thoughts and our support. You finish your work early and come back early, and you finish your late work and come back late. But don’t forget that you are a family here."
The little eunuch couldn't wait for it! He swallowed secretly and said shamelessly:
"I have to leave early tomorrow morning!"
"Then let's get things done today!" The old woman pondered for a moment, then said straightforwardly, "It's better to choose a day than to hit it, and today is the day. But there is one thing, I have said it before, you can't let my daughter down. My daughter, you too I have met you. I am not boasting. You are both good-looking and hard to find even with a lantern for dozens of miles around. Because things are urgent, I havetily married you!"
The little eunuch was as clever as a ghost. When someone spoke to such an extent, why was he still hesitating? He stood up and left the dining table, walked over and lifted up his robe, then knelt down towards the old woman with a "plop" and read:
"My mother-in-law, please pay homage to me. If you are a mistress, you will be killed on the same day! If you don't come back to see me in five years, you will definitely be dead."
Miss Ailian hurriedly grabbed the little eunuch's sleeves and pulled him up. The old lady patted the little eunuch's head lovingly a few times.
After a while, the village official led a large group of villagers, carrying wine, vegetables, pigs, sheep, chickens and geese, noisily and bustling into the courtyard. The old woman pulled the village official to a quiet place and said so and so. The village official was overjoyed.
He said loudly to the villagers:
"Everyone, this young master came here to visit his relatives, and today happens to be their big day. Now let's start planning a happy event for the two newlyweds!"
After the guests had dispersed, Pan Youan and Xian Ailian carried each other into the bridal chamber and went to bed to rest.
The young eunuch looked at the beautiful bride, and couldn't help but feel aroused, and said in a trembling voice: "Madam, I have to meet you as my wife, this life is enough!"
Fresh Love Lotus caressed her husband's strong body and said happily: "When you entered the hospital yesterday, my eyes suddenly lit up, my ears warmed and my heart beat. I couldn't help but think to myself, this is my future husband? It will come true today, could it be?
Heaven and earth work together, and gods and men are protecting you in secret?"
"Are there any gods in the world? Today I will be a god for once!" The little eunuch didn't have time to say more, and jumped up to him.
"Hang on, sir, I haven't said it clearly yet!" Xian Ailian struggled hard.
"It's already come to this, what else can you say?" The little eunuch was startled.
"You haven't told me where you are from, where you live, what business you do, where you are going this time, why it takes so long, and so on. Only after you tell me clearly can you go to bed." The lady said, Gui Gui
A smile.
The little eunuch smiled mysteriously and said enigmatically: "It's okay not to say anything. I won't scare you if I say too much."
"You have to tell me if you're afraid. If you tell me, you should be clear. If you tell me clearly, you can be your wife. In the end, you can't even tell whether your husband is black or white, male or female. Wouldn't it be a joke if word spread?" The lady said seriously.
said.
The little eunuch interrupted: "This is not difficult! You can see that my skin is black and white when I take off my clothes. As for the male and female, you will know later."
"Calling you talkative!" The young lady stretched out a hand from the quilt and grabbed the little eunuch's ear.
The little eunuch exerted his strength and rode on the young lady again. Their mouths connected in a "hui" pattern. Even as the snake came out of its hole, it gradually entered its new nest like a fish in water. His tongue entered the young lady's lips.
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(Author's note: Three hundred and ninety-eight words have been deleted below)
After the clouds and rain were over, the little eunuch was still excited and said, "Madam, may I tell you a story?"
The young lady was still immersed in the complicated emotions of pain, excitement, and excitement, so she said casually: