Chapter 45: The Young Eunuch Runs Away in a Panic on the Wedding Night
The little eunuch smiled mischievously and said, "Did I tell you?"
Xian Ailian glanced shyly and said, "Say it!"
It is also a story about the wedding night of the bride and groom. The little eunuch told his "story":
On the wedding night, the bride and groom couldn't help but do that. That night, two thieves punched a hole in the wall and wanted to break in and steal something. By chance, the hole was made under the bed of the bride and groom. The thief
As soon as he put his head into the hole, he heard the groom ask the bride: "Have you gone in?" The bride said: "Yes." "How much has it gone in?" "It just went in."
When the thief heard something was wrong, he immediately pulled out and said to the other thief: "Brother, no, they seem to have discovered it and are catching turtles in the urn!" The other thief didn't believe it and hesitated: "No way, why did they discover it?
"We didn't make much noise. I'll try it." After that, the other thief put his head in again, and happened to catch up with the groom and asked the bride: "It's in again?" "It's in again." "It's in."
How deep?" "Much deeper than before."
When the thief heard this, he slipped out and ran away, shouting: "Brother, hurry up, or it will be too late! This family is very thieves, and they wait for the donkey in the mill road!"
The two thieves ran far away, but no one was chasing them. When they went back to discuss the situation, they felt that the situation was suspicious. In order to find out the truth, they wanted to see if the people in the family recognized the two. In order to be prepared, they decided to
I went to visit this house again. The next day, two thieves dressed up as plum sellers, picked up a load of plums, and arrived at the door of the house, shouting that they were selling plums.
When the bride and groom heard the call at the gate that there were plums for sale, they came out to join in the fun. The bride stretched out her waist, picked the two largest plums, stood up, pointed at the plums, turned to the groom and asked: "Do these two look alike?"
Like those two (eggs) last night?" The groom was embarrassed in front of strangers, blushed, and said: "They look like, more than just like, they are exactly the same."
When the two thieves heard this, they dropped their picks and ran away.
Miss Xian's face was covered by the corner, her flower branches were trembling, she couldn't stop laughing, and finally asked: "Is there such a hapless and stupid thief?"
The little eunuch said: "What good words can you use to criticize a thief?"
"Young Master, tell me one more thing." Ai Lian begged while still smiling.
"I really can't talk about it anymore. After I finish my work, I will accompany my wife at home every day and tell stories for fun."
"Master, how big of a thing can it take five years to accomplish?"
The little eunuch leaned down and kissed his beloved wife. Just now, the two kisses turned into one word "hui". This time, the two kisses turned into one word "口" (with added layers). Then he changed his expression and said solemnly:
"Madam, I am not an ordinary person, but a minister of the court who went out to play and was persecuted by traitorous officials, so I ran for my life. I passed by your village yesterday, and I have to leave immediately. If I leave until early morning, I am afraid my head will fall on the ground."
In this way, the little eunuch gave a general summary of his life experience, where he came from, where he went, and his current situation.
Miss Xian Ailian broke out in a cold sweat.
"Do you regret it?" the little eunuch asked.
The lady shook her head.
"Are you scared?"
The lady shook her head again.
"Why don't you speak?"
"I'm worried about your safety. I've been worried about you all the time in the past five years. How do you want me to live these days?" Xian Ailian looked sad.
"I will send someone to deliver a message to you as soon as I return to the court, so you don't have to worry about it every day." The little eunuch consoled him.
"Why is that old thief Wang Shugui so bad?"
"Ordinarily, he seems to be my grandfather!"
"Does any grandpa treat his own grandson like this?"
"Stop talking, my sweet lady, we don't have time."
"I want to do it again, but you kept me waiting for so long." The young lady was shy and covered her eyes with the corner of her quilt.
"I really want to, really want to, but I can't." The little eunuch said with a smile, "I didn't unsaddle the horse last night, and all the things I use are in the saddle. I replaced a gold stirrup with an iron stirrup.
I'll leave Jin Stirrup to you to buy some land for five years, and I will definitely come to pick you up then."
After saying this, the little eunuch gave his wife another sweet kiss, then quickly dressed and went to the ground.
Miss Xian got up and said, "I'm going to prepare some food for you. Why is Miss Cao so careless? A sword can withstand food and drink?"
The little eunuch groped for a long time, but couldn't get anything except what he couldn't give away. After a moment of hesitation, he reached down and pulled out the dagger given by the emperor from his boot, and said:
"Lianzi, this is for you."
"No, no, no, how can a girl play with a sword? I'm not good at martial arts, so if you want, just give me that stone!" Xian Ailian shook her head and said.
The little eunuch was in trouble, not because the stone was valuable, but because it was given by another beloved woman, and now it is given away, which is rude to others.
"You can't bear to part with it, right? Forget it, I don't want it anymore, as long as you have me in your heart!" the young lady teased.
"I forgot to tell you that this was a gift from that girl from the Fan family, Ursudan."
"I also forgot to ask you, how many wives do you plan to marry in this life? I shouldn't be the last one, right?"
"I'm not sure, just let it happen..." the little eunuch muttered.
Miss Ailian smiled and said coquettishly: "No shame!"
The little eunuch had just stepped on the horse when he suddenly heard people shouting in the distance and saw a large number of people coming. The little eunuch bent down and kissed his beloved wife, then raised his head and clasped his fists with his hands and said:
"Madam, this is the farewell, and take care of yourself in the future!"
"Husband, please take care of yourself!" The young lady couldn't help but burst into tears.
The little eunuch's figure instantly disappeared into the night.