Shangguan Xue could not abandon her husband and run away. She just took a few steps back and hid aside to watch. After she witnessed the little eunuch using all his strength to lift Feng Jingang and throw him to death, she couldn't help but secretly rejoice: A man is born to be a hero.
, your man should be like this. At this time, someone had hurriedly returned to the little eunuch’s seduction gun and handed it to the young lady’s hand. When the young eunuch turned around, the young lady shouted, “Official, catch it.”
The little eunuch has a gun in his hand.
When the officers and soldiers saw that Feng Jingang was dead, the hozens would scatter when the tree fell, and the formation was in chaos. Although there were several close friends among the dozens of people brought by Feng Jingang, there were no close friends among them.
At this juncture, everyone thinks more about themselves than others. Everyone is stepping on the watermelon rind and is ready to run away at any time. There are quite a few people coming to the government office, but they don't really contribute.
Workers, as the saying goes, borrowed cats don’t catch mice! Besides, they have a long history of friendly relations with the villagers, so who has nothing to do with these thankless tasks?
The little eunuch shook his soul-seducing magic gun in his hand, frowned coldly, and shouted to the officers and soldiers: "Is there anyone else who dares to come and die?"
The leader from the government office looked around and asked Feng Jingang's people, and discussed, "Brother, why don't we withdraw?"
Feng Jingang's people were eager for this, so they took the opportunity to say: "Get out, this person may not be a young eunuch, otherwise how could he worship with this girl in the flower hall!"
Immediately, the front team changed to the rear team, and the rear team changed to the front team. In an instant, they were all dispersed. Someone who was a friend enough walked over, jumped off the horse, picked up Feng Jingang's body, put it on the horse's back, and disappeared.
The son ran away and disappeared.
The village was filled with joy, and the little eunuch became a hero that everyone expected. A few brave soldiers among the village soldiers came over sneakily. When the little eunuch was not prepared, he suddenly stepped forward. Seven or eight people picked him up and lifted him into the air.
Throw it away. Shouting while throwing it, after several times, the little eunuch finally revealed his treasure. As mentioned in the last chapter, the little eunuch was wearing pajamas, and he didn't even have time to put on the crotch of his trousers. His robe was fluttering in the wind, and it was not like spring.
All leaked? The little eunuch's true colors were exposed. The old Shangguan was the closest. He was not watching the fun but passing by. Unexpectedly, when he looked up, he saw his son-in-law's terrible lump. It was a string of muscles. It was no smaller than anyone else's.
?The old Shangguan was overjoyed when he saw this. He was really happier than picking up a gold ingot. This time, it took a stone for him to completely fall to the ground.
The most embarrassing thing is for the young lady. Originally, it was something that all men owned, and it was not considered a rare treasure or valuable item. The problem was that no matter who owns it, no one would want to see it, especially in broad daylight.
It's also common sense, but his men's things were exhibited once. Everyone was joking with good intentions. This is also a way to celebrate victory since ancient times. The young lady couldn't get angry. Just when the old village leader came over, the young lady begged with a red face.
road:
"Dad, please persuade them to go, please stop them from going, what do you think..."
The old village leader disagreed, stroking his gray beard, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, let them make trouble, young people! Let everyone understand that my good son-in-law is not an eunuch.
Yes!"
The father refused to stop him, and it was inconvenient for the young lady to come forward. At this moment, a man with a dark face, riding a big green mule, carrying a jujube tree on his shoulders, rushed up from the mountain angrily, followed by a large army.
Team. The black-faced man went up the mountain without saying hello to anyone. Facing the laughing and joyful crowd, he yelled and said:
"Stop it, stop it all! Call that bastard called the eunuch to come out and fight San Lily with me. If he can defeat this stick in my hand, let him stay in Dazhai and continue to be his consort.
, if he can't pass this test, let him go to the palace of the king of hell and have sex with the daughter of the king of hell!"
The young lady was displeased and scolded: "Third brother, today is my good day, why are you so wild?"
"This matter has nothing to do with you," the black-faced man yelled, "I'm talking to that eunuch. I'm here specifically to compete with him today to see how capable he is? Can he urinate up to the sky?"
The old village leader couldn't stand it anymore, so he changed his face and said, "Lao San, aren't you trying to cause trouble?"
"I'm not only trying to destroy trouble, I also want to destroy the temple!" The black-faced man didn't take the old village owner seriously at all. He said angrily, "It was originally agreed that the two villages would become one, but you didn't do it.
If you don't find one, you have to recruit a wild boy from outside to act as your son-in-law. All the men in the two villages are dead, what's your point?"
The speaker's name is Luo Shiyu, nicknamed Green Mule. He is twenty-five and six years old. He has been coveting the beauty of Miss Shangguan Xue for more than a day. He is the owner of Qinglong Mountain, a nearby village. He once proposed that the two villages merge into one, and Xue
My son is the head of the village, and he is the deputy. The old Shangguan is in charge of logistics as he gets older. The condition is that Shangguan Xue marries him as his concubine, or he can marry him and come to Shuanglong Mountain as his son-in-law. This condition is too harsh.
, The green mule has a bad character and is extremely ugly. How could Shangguan and his daughter agree? Therefore, they did not dare to inform him in advance of the marriage proposal. They originally wanted to find someone with strong martial arts skills who could intimidate the green mule if necessary.
The green mule got the news from nowhere, so he blocked the door early in the morning and came looking for trouble.
The young lady saw that Qing Mulezi was talking more and more outrageously, so she suppressed her anger and said, "Third brother, I'm holding a wedding today. You came just in time. Let's go to the village and have a wedding drink!"
"Sister Shangguan," Qing Luozi said with a smile, "I don't mind if your mutton turns into steamed buns. I heard that the son-in-law you hired is a eunuch and he entered the bridal chamber last night. If he is really a eunuch, I will let him go.
If he wants to hide something in his pants, don't blame Third Brother for being rude. Yesterday you got married, today you can't help but stay a widow for a day, and the day after tomorrow we can worship heaven and earth again, how about that?"
"Bah!" The young lady spat on Qing Mulezi's face and cursed, "You shameless thing, come on, come on, I will fight you three times!"
After saying that, the lady got on the horse, holding the horse's rein with her left hand and holding the spear tightly with her right hand.
The little eunuch's game was over long ago. Looking at today's formation, he knew that a fierce battle was inevitable. Someone handed him the spear, someone brought the white dragon colt over, and someone whispered the story of the Green Mule to him.
He told it once. After listening to it, the little eunuch smiled evilly in his heart: Another person seeking death has arrived at the door! The little eunuch saw that the green mule man was a big talker and seemed to have some skills. He was afraid that his wife would suffer a loss, so he urged him to take a step forward and said
:
"Madam, since he is here to teach me, then I will pay my respects to this dog master!"
Green Mule saw that the young eunuch was really talented, and said angrily: "Where did the bastard come from and dare to spread seeds on my ground? Boy, take off your pants and let me watch. If there is nothing like that,
Son, uncle, I'm so virtuous that I'll let you live. Where did you come from? Why don't you go there! If the legend is wrong and you have a root that can cause trouble, then no wonder I'm rude. You guys, please note it down for me.
Today, next year at this time we will celebrate his anniversary, a lonely ghost from a foreign country..."
Before Qing Mulezi finished speaking, the young eunuch's sharp gun had already taken action. Green Mulezi was caught off guard and a large piece of his pants was torn off.
"You foreigner! Are you a human? Do you understand human language? Why did you take action when the conditions were not agreed upon? Are you such a bastard?" Green Mule covered his lower body with one hand and cursed viciously.
The little eunuch laughed and said: "You only hear the dogs barking, how can anyone talk to the dogs? You are about to die, and you still want to celebrate your anniversary with me?"
"No fight, no fight! We can't fight if our pants are torn, and there are women here. Can you wait for me to change my pants?" Green Mule shouted.
"What does it matter if your pants are torn? Your father and I don't wear pants at all." After the little eunuch said this, he lifted up the hem of his pajamas and said with a smile, "Don't you want to inspect the goods? Look at me, I'm no better than you.
His air?"
The green mule became angry and slapped him with his fist.
If we talk about martial arts, Luo Shiyu, the green mule, actually has some abilities. He is tall and strong. Although he may not be able to match the young eunuch, his defeat will not be too ugly. The problem is on the battlefield. One is afraid of underestimating the enemy.
Carelessness, fear of having evil thoughts, thinking that the victory is in hand before knowing the truth and reality of the other party, uttering arrogant words and cursing, not knowing whether the sky is high or not, as if the sky is the boss and he is the second child. The green mule has committed the crime of killing.
Don't worry, I'm just afraid that you'll suffer a loss right in front of you!