The green mule waved his Zaoyang gun and hit him without any head or face. The little eunuch held the gun in disdain and blocked it, and the gun was pushed aside. Before the green mule came for the second time, the little eunuch fired three shots in a row, "swish, swish, swish", The young eunuch was a bit dazzled. The young eunuch's marksmanship was not in line with the rules, and some were unreasonable. He just punched the old master to death. The green mule also wanted to retaliate with teeth, and also used quickness to control quickness. It can be smashed, hit, and bumped, but not smashed, poked, or prodded. After seven or eight rounds, the green mule had its head on its head and the center of its legs, and cold sweat was dripping from its chest and back. It kept regretting that it had used the wrong tools when it was learning from a master. The little eunuch continued to shoot as tightly as a spear, thrusting forward and pulling back, the tip of the spear was like a python coming out of its hole, and every move was aimed at the fatal point. Only then did the green mule realize that it was he who wanted to take people's lives, but he didn't expect it. People also want to take his life? He originally wanted to shout "Grandpa, spare my life", maybe he can live a few more years. Unfortunately, the habit he has developed over the years is that others respect him as a master. When did he ever let him be a grandson? If you have a hard mouth but a soft butt, you will naturally suffer the consequences. The green mule fought hard, but the little eunuch was able to do it with ease. After a few more moves, the green mule was at the end of his crossbow. He was stabbed by the little eunuch with a spear, and the tip of the spear entered his belly. When he came back, He brought out some of his intestines and stomach. The green mule was so frightened that he threw the gourd and laughed. He fell off the mule and screamed "I don't obey you" before he died. After that, he stretched out his legs and died and returned to the west.
The "team" under Green Mulezi didn't come to carry the corpse. They shouted and tried to disperse, but the little eunuch stopped him from behind:
"Come here, take this away and clean it up before leaving!" He pointed to the green mule's body.
Which of the minions dares to disobey?
Miss Xueer jumped up on the little eunuch's horse, rode on the same horse with him face to face, leaned into the eunuch's arms and said coquettishly:
"Guanren, you are really good!"
The young eunuch smiled disapprovingly and said, "Madam, what does this mean? Back then, Zhao Zilong killed Cao Bing at Changbanpo, seven in and seven out. That was when the hero came to use his skills. It's a pity that I didn't catch up..."
Xueer smiled and complained: "Guanren, our show hasn't even started yet! We were distracted as soon as we came on stage..."
The young eunuch kissed his beloved wife and said with a smile: "I'm afraid I'll have no firewood to keep the green hills here, so I'll pay you double the amount later."
The old man Shangguan danced for joy and announced loudly:
"The whole village has a three-day holiday, with lanterns, candles, gongs and drums playing to celebrate the success of my new uncle!"
The whole audience burst into cheers.
"Look, sir, there's another large group of people coming down the mountain!" the soldiers patrolling on top of the village wall shouted down.
The young lady pouted and said, "Ignore him, officer. Let the eldest sister, the second sister-in-law, and the others take care of the rest of the garbage for a while, and we will go back to the room to have a rest."
The little eunuch smiled and said: "Madam, these turtles and bastards are all here for me, why don't I have the addiction to killing people again!"
"Officials, be careful, they may be two other mules!" The young lady got off the eunuch's horse and turned around to give instructions.
The person who came was none other than Brother Mule.
There are three village owners in Qinglong Village. In order, Luo Shiyu, the third green mule, is the leader of the village, Luo Shifu, the eldest gray mule, and Luo Shigui, the second yellow mule, are the deputy. It’s not that the father favors the younger ones. In terms of martial arts, the elders San is better than his two elder brothers. The three brothers do not pay much attention to farming. They only rely on extortionate expropriation, extorting the marrow, bullying the market, and running rampant in the countryside to get things done. The mountain people are in dire straits and complain endlessly. The brothers rely on themselves to collect money. With the ill-gotten money they received, they recruited soldiers and horses, and continued to expand their strength. Several nearby small villages have been surrendered by them. The reason why Shuanglong Village has not yet been obtained is because Lao San has taken a fancy to Shangguan Xue, and Qing Qing refused to accept the matchmaking. The mule wanted to attack by force, but the eldest and second son refused, so he advised his brothers to be patient for a few days and find an opportunity to strike again. Although the old Shangguan was old, he still had the official title of town mayor on his head. It was good to be famous, so the matter was delayed. Shangguanxue's public contest to recruit a bride angered Luo Shiyu, the third green mule. According to his temper and character, he was going to come to Shuanglong Mountain to fight against the enemy that night, because the distance between Qinglong Mountain and Shuanglong Mountain was They crossed a big river and it was inconvenient to cross it at night, so they postponed it all night. As soon as Qing Mulezi got off the first ferry, he hurried up the mountain before his brothers could gather together. He thought that taking down Shangguan and his daughter was the same as trying to find eggs in his crotch. He would catch every one accurately. , who would have thought that they met the master eunuch and lost their lives in vain. As soon as the eldest brother and the second brother arrived at the foot of the mountain, they met the stragglers who came from the desert. The two brothers held the body of the third brother and cried loudly, vowing to avenge their brothers. .
The two mules, with red eyes, worked together to attack the young eunuch. Pan You'an did not rush, blocking with left and right, and attacking with right. Within ten rounds, both mules were killed, killed by the young eunuch's gun.
I went after my brothers.
The old Shangguan was overjoyed and took advantage of the situation to send troops and captured Qinglong Village in one fell swoop. From then on, the world was at peace.
When the little eunuch enters the bridal chamber again, it is no longer the same as yesterday.
Old plays were sung in new ways, and old tunes were played again. The young lady held the young eunuch's shoulders, moaned softly, and called out:
"My enemy, even if you are really a eunuch, I still love you!"
The little eunuch was stunned for a moment, then chuckled and said, "Fool, if I really become a eunuch, why would you still love me?"
The young couple lingered all night without mentioning their faults.