It was a night of flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, and the beautiful figures were illuminated by the red light. The little eunuch encountered such setbacks in searching for his relatives, it is scary to think about it. Of course, in the end, the emperor paid off, and all his wishes came true, and everyone was happy. However, the little eunuch calculated on his fingers.
, his return date is approaching, and there is not much time left for him. Parting and reunion are inevitable, and it is not easy to get together and leave. Wu'er Sultan has been waiting for him for five years, and he can only give her one night of fun and lingering, and the next day
With his tail between his legs, he has to ride back to the court, and he doesn’t know what good or bad fortune awaits him!
Wu'er Sultan asked him to do Shanyu's thing, but he didn't even dare to think about it. Not to mention that there was still a lot of things waiting for him to take care of. No matter how bad he was, he couldn't live a comfortable life relying on women, otherwise he wouldn't be successful.
The world's most soft-boiled king? The little eunuch doesn't want to be a king or a hegemon. He just wants to wait for the things at hand to be finished, then he will take his five wives (and maybe some more) to retreat to the mountains and forests. He helps
How much credit is it to help the royal family eliminate internal troubles and maintain peace for thousands of years? He doesn't want an inch of the royal land, so a handful of money should be given to him! He doesn't wait for the enemy's country to be defeated before he plans to kill his ministers! Han Xin is such a fool,
Knowing that the villain Liu Bang no longer needs him, he still holds the bowl pitifully and waits for someone to give him a piece of the pie. It's weird if he doesn't die! I don't see that when thieves are stealing goods, everyone works together, and when the stolen goods are divided equally,
It’s so embarrassing! Size is the same thing.
The key is how to speak, how to explain to the beautiful and kind-hearted Ur-Sultan?
Wu'er Sultan saw her husband's depressed look and said, "Pan Lang, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
The little eunuch smiled bitterly and replied: "I feel comfortable there, but I feel uncomfortable when I think of being separated from you."
"Farewell, are you crazy? If you don't become the ready-made Chanyu King, where can such a good thing come from? Are you afraid that I will limit your power? After you become a Chanyu, I won't care about anything except in the palace.
Let me show you the doll." Ul-Sultan advised.
"The traitor who cheated inside and outside five years ago is still serving in the court, and his evil deeds have not stopped at all. I almost didn't fall into his plot this time." The little eunuch finally spit out his words.
What’s in my heart.
"I know you are talking about Prime Minister Wang."
"Yes, how do you know?"
"People surnamed Wang often send me letters, saying that they have appointed me as the general of the town, and asked us to gather our strength to contain General Meng Lang from turning back."
"How many troops do you have on hand now?" the little eunuch asked.
"About tens of thousands of elite soldiers!" Ur-Sultan replied without hesitation, then turned around and said, "If you want to borrow troops, these troops can be used by you free of charge."
"Forget it," said the little eunuch, "the old thief is engaged in a palace coup. You can't use the army to deal with him, you have to use wisdom. The old thief's power is spread all over the country, like a big tree with intertwined roots. After I go back,
Dig up his roots first."
Wu'er Sultan smiled bitterly and said: "I know I can't keep you here, and I don't intend to let you settle down in Fanguo. You think I am nostalgic for this Shanyu position, but no! But if I give up this position, I will
Our heads are no longer safe, as well as Batu and Ulan. I just want to ask you when can you build a nest for me and the children?"
The little eunuch said: "You are right. For the sake of self-protection, we cannot cancel the number for the time being. But what about the future? What will we do in the future?"
Wu'er Sultan said: "As soon as you get the news, I will hand over the army and return it to the Southern Dynasty. The Fanhan are originally one family!"
"Another female Hun master who doesn't love the country but loves men." The little eunuch laughed.
Ur-Sultan said: "Politics is your men's business. I've long been tired and I don't want to care about these messy things."
The little eunuch was about to open his mouth, but Wu'er Sultan stopped him and said, "Are you done? Do you want your world to end? You were so anxious when you were taking a shower just now, but now that you're in bed, you're calm."
The little eunuch turned over and threw himself on his wife, and drove straight into the harbor. Then he said cheerfully: "Dandan, I miss you so much. You are in my thoughts all the time."
"No shame!" Ur-Sultan scolded, "How many more did you find on the road this time?"
"How do you know?" The little eunuch didn't want to hide it at first, so he simply took the opportunity to explain it in one go, so as not to cause trouble later.
"I still don't know your moral character. You go around looking for flowers and spreading love. Tell me, how many?" Ur-Sultan raised his face.
"Four." The young eunuch answered honestly. He introduced the ins and outs of Cao Huazhi, Xian Ailian, Shangguan Xue, and Xue Tao one by one.
"It's worth it!" Wu'er Sultan said with a smile, "All the good women in the world are in your hands, it's so enviable! There's just one condition."
"What conditions?" asked the little eunuch.
"They all call me sister."
"This is easy to handle, I will also call you sister."
"No, you don't scream, they scream."
"Definitely. I don't have a pocket to sell cats. I told them everything about you."
"I believe this, you are an upright man."
After the couple completed the formalities, they saw the white color of fish belly exposed in the east. The little eunuch got up and wanted to leave, but Wu'er Sultan refused and said:
"Isn't it okay to stay one more day?"
"No, not even for half a day. I can't let the old thief see my joke and say that I don't dare to go back." The little eunuch said while getting dressed.
"In that case, I will send you to the customs." Ur-Sultan also climbed up from the bed.
"No," said the young eunuch An Dun, "the two families are still in a state of hostility. If word spreads, they will accuse me of collaborating with the enemy!"
"Hosts are nothing. General Meng and I have met several times. But to avoid suspicion, I will send you off not far away. I will send you out of the city gate!"
The figure of the little eunuch disappeared in the morning light.
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