Chapter 75: The Little Eunuch Makes Up and Goes Back to Court
What the silly emperor hates the most every day is the meeting before the court. Before dawn, all the civil and military officials stand on both sides of the court. The little emperor hoped that nothing would happen. When he was about to say "if there is something to do, the court will be dismissed if there is nothing to do", suddenly there was a yellow door.
The eunuch reported that there were two people outside the Wuchao Gate who asked for an audience. One was Hu San, the magistrate of Taiping County, who brought the head of the young eunuch Pan Youan and a dagger given by the emperor for the emperor to see. The other was sent by the border marshal Meng Lang.
A veteran reported the current situation at the border.
When the emperor heard that his younger brother was dead, he felt very unhappy. After all, the two of them had grown up playing together. This time he made the decision himself. Without even looking at his mother, he just said, "The one who declares death will be killed."
My brother, the magistrate of Hu County, entered the court and died."
Hu Zhixian carried the eunuch's head and the dagger into the court hall. Before he could see the emperor clearly, he prostrated on the ground and shouted long live.
A deacon and eunuch handed over the knife, but the emperor didn't look at it. He almost lost his breath when he saw it - this was the precious knife he gave to the eunuch brother. Now that the knife is killing people, how can he not be heartbroken?
Absolutely?
"You are a bold and cunning official, why did you kill my brother eunuch?" the emperor asked.
Wang Shugui was secretly happy at first. When he heard that the eunuch was killed and the knife was brought back, a stone fell to the ground. But in the blink of an eye, the stupid emperor asked why the little eunuch was killed. Wang
The Prime Minister was afraid that the truth would be revealed, so he hurriedly left the class and announced:
"Long live our Emperor. Your Majesty has so many things to do. How can you find the time to ask these trivial matters? Why don't you take this bitch back to Dali Temple for interrogation and find out why he killed General Pan You'an, the minister of the dynasty?"
The silly emperor couldn't make up his mind for a long time, and the rope behind his back was tugging at him even more. He usually pulled one rope once, but what happened to the Queen Mother today? She pulled two ropes at the same time. It's strange that he didn't mess up the order.
Hu Zhixian looked up and couldn't help but snickered. Could it be that the emperor had lice on his body? Why was he shaking so hard? He knew that once he was sent to Dali Temple, his life would be wiped out. He struggled to get out of the way.
He got up from the ground and yelled:
"Your Majesty, I was ordered to handle the case. The official documents on the arrest of the young eunuch were posted everywhere. I tore a piece here. If you don't believe me, look at it."
At this moment, the rope behind the silly emperor exerted force again. This time, the little emperor felt it very clearly. It was two strokes. He no longer hesitated and declared loudly:
"Second, next."
The deacon and eunuch shouted in the voice of a male duck: "Send the messenger from the border to enter the court."
The border veteran did not go directly to see the emperor, but staggered up to Prime Minister Wang, touched Prime Minister Wang's face, pulled his beard and asked:
"Brother, how old are you this year? Are you older or am I?"
Wang Shugui was about to have a seizure when he suddenly heard the little emperor sitting on the stage shouting:
"That old man from the border, please tell me something quickly. I have to go back to the palace and let the eunuchs walk my dogs! Recently, someone got two foreign dogs from abroad. It's quite funny. The male dog licks me all the time.
A bitch’s butt hole. People can give birth to babies by eating fucking beans. This dog has to work harder than people. It has to lick its butt, butt to butt, and..."
The border veteran pulled off a handful of Wang Shugui's beard and cursed in a low voice: "Do you know who I am? You old thief, be careful I'll kill you!"
Prime Minister Wang immediately shouted hysterically and exaggeratedly: "The ghost is possessed, the ghost is possessed! The ghost of the little eunuch is possessed by this veteran!"
When the foolish emperor heard about such a strange thing, he was very surprised. He ignored the court etiquette, so he untied the two ropes tied to his arms and got off the throne without permission.
When all the ministers saw the emperor personally stepping down from the dragon throne, they were very panicked and knelt down one after another. The stupid emperor ignored him and went straight to the border veteran to ask for a closer look. But the border veteran sat on Wang Shugui's back and said with a smile:
"After riding for a long time, you will get addicted to riding a donkey."
In the whole court, Wang Shugui had the most men. Seeing the old man at the border gate bullying the old minister, everyone looked at him coldly. But with the emperor there to control the situation, who would dare to talk too much?
The stupid emperor was puzzled and asked the veteran, "What's going on with the ghost?"
The veteran got up, pulled off the beard on his face, took off his hat and wiped his eyes, knelt down on the ground and shouted:
"Long live my emperor, I, Pan, will be happy to see you again."
The little emperor was overjoyed and said: "Oh, my brother, I want you to die. That bastard just said he was going to kill you, so I wanted to kill him to vent your anger. Prime Minister Wang wouldn't give in.
We need to go to Dali Temple."
"Let him go to Dali Temple!" said the little eunuch.
"Why, you also agreed with him to go to Dali Temple. It turns out that you and Prime Minister Wang are wearing the same pair of pants!"
The young eunuch didn't want to explain, so he said, "Let him go to Dali Temple and give him an official position."
"What official?" The little emperor put his arms around the little eunuch's neck.
"Become a minister!" the young eunuch had promised to others a long time ago.
"Okay, okay, brother, let's do it now. You two know each other, and if he kills you, you still recommend him to be an official?" The little emperor is not lonely in the court with the eunuch accompanying him, and he is not in a hurry to leave the court.
The young eunuch knew what the emperor's brother was capable of, and if he explained it too clearly, it would make him even more confused. So he said perfunctorily:
"He originally wanted to kill me, but accidentally killed the wrong person."
"This man is quite interesting. Let's ask him if he dares to kill me. If he dares to kill me, I will make him the emperor." The little emperor patted his chest and said.
Just when the little emperor was about to ask someone to draft an edict, Wang Shugui came out and said:
"No."
The little emperor had no ropes on his arms and had no idea, so he had to look at the little eunuch. In his mind, among all the civil and military officials in the dynasty, only the little eunuch was a member of his family, and the others were outsiders. The little eunuch said:
"Brother Imperial, ignore him, you have the final say."
The little emperor did not hesitate anymore and truly became the master for once, issuing an imperial edict and ordering Hu San to go to Dali Temple and become the leader.
That night, Hu San invited guests and the young eunuch went to the banquet. Hu San said:
"Brother, with you as my backer, I will have a prosperous official career in the future."
The little eunuch said: "Don't mention it. The thing on my head is not very strong. If you are not careful, it may fall apart. You saved my life this time. I will guarantee you to be a high official, but in the long run
Think about it, I can't protect you forever, you have to walk the road in the future on your own. But there is one thing, you have to take care of anyone I send to you."
Hu San is such a smart person. As soon as he heard this, he said: "Brother, I rely on you in everything."
The young eunuch and Hu San drank for half the night and deliberately waited until very late to return to his palace of Pan Gong (Gong) in the harem. An official told him: "There are many posts in the palace to invite the prince, saying that there is something
I need to deal with important matters with you overnight."
The little eunuch said disdainfully: "Tomorrow! Let's check and see if the Queen Mother has rested there. If not, I will go and pay her a visit."
"An'er, you are so arrogant now. When you come back from a long trip, you still need me to come and see you."
The little eunuch turned around and saw that it was the Queen Mother.