Pan You'an still holds the official title of chief eunuch in the inner palace. Although his eunuch status is like a lice on a bald man's head, it can only be understood and cannot be explained. Anyone who dares to say that the young eunuch is a fake will undoubtedly be asking for death, and may not even be able to survive. All nine clans will be implicated. Since he is a eunuch, he never has to avoid it wherever he goes.
As mentioned before, the young eunuch has sworn that unless absolutely necessary, he will never lay a finger on any woman in the palace from now on. He will be a real man and stop being a tool. However, the Queen Mother will always come to him when she encounters problems. He is the godson of the Queen Mother, and he has received great favor from her. When the Queen Mother has something to do, he has no shirking responsibility and should share her worries. He will have to wade through this troubled water if he doesn't want to.
Prime Minister Wang is in his sixties, but his hobbies are surprisingly wide-ranging. He really wanted to learn from Dong Zhuo in the Han Dynasty, so he simply lived in the palace. However, he has not reached that point yet, let alone staying overnight in the palace. He was not qualified to even covet the beauties in the palace. He learned from his daughter that the emperor was a mule, had no interest in women, and was always indifferent in front of women. He also heard from his daughter that the young eunuch was particularly important in the palace. Like a dragon playing in the water, doing whatever he wants. More than once, he imagined how great it would be if he replaced the little eunuch. All the beautiful women in the palace would be under his control. Life would be enough!
However, at the moment, all Prime Minister Wang could do was play with the maids and occasionally visit the brothels. After he was hit by a brick at the door of the brothel, he suddenly realized something, he must have offended some ruthless person. And this master must be related to the girl named Chunni who is his favorite in the golden house. He originally wanted to force himself on the king, but was afraid that she, a weak woman, would not submit? But now he has decided to give up, and he will never hook up with a woman. If you only have one life, there are so many opportunities to meet beautiful women in this world, why hang yourself from a tree?
He gave up easily but was reluctant to part with the large amount of money, and ordinary people couldn't afford such a big price. Wang Shugui thought about it for a long time, and he came up with a perfect plan to marry Chunni into the palace. He had ordered the old wives to After careful inspection, Chunni was now intact. She was a 100% virgin. With her appearance, she could definitely pass the test in the palace. The key was to find a supporter. Finally, he turned his attention to the nerd Wen Shichang. In fact, Lao Wen is not allowed to appear in public, just let him take the name. He is the one to get it, Tong Yatou (the Queen Mother) is trying to win people's hearts, and Wen Shichang is a fourth-rank court official, how can she not allow it? reason.
Prime Minister Wang's plan kills three birds with one stone: firstly, the person who slapped him will never be able to enter the palace to get back his beloved, and he also avenged that one; secondly, Chunni doesn't do it The little one can't stand her anymore. The stupid emperor's hundreds of wives will take her turn to become the big one. Thirdly, his large amount of ransom has also been paid. According to the market price, the royal family has to pay a thousand taels of gold as a betrothal gift. This amount Qian Wenshichang would never dare to touch even half a penny, and Wang Shugui made a lot of money invisibly.
Wang Shugui is not afraid of others, but he is afraid that this time he will let the stubborn little eunuch sit back and take advantage of the situation. Good things cannot come in pairs, and good thieves cannot take advantage of others. He cannot take care of many things, and let the greedy sparrows eat those sour grapes. Bar!
The little eunuch was sitting next to the imperial concubine's soft couch. Chunni (should be called Wen Chunji now) turned her head and lay on the bed, as if there was no one around and she was dying. It was because she had not touched her teeth for several days.
The young eunuch said: "Concubine Wen, I am here to talk to you on the order of the Queen Mother. Can you give me some face?"
Chuni didn't want to talk to her at first, but after entering the palace, she saw almost all faces of women. Suddenly she smelled the voice of the opposite sex. She was a little curious and couldn't help but turn half of her face to take a look. It turned out to be a handsome young man as beautiful as a crown jewel. She My heart was beating wildly and I couldn't help but ask:
"who are you?"
"I am a eunuch."
"What is a eunuch?" Chunni turned her face and spoke again. She had never heard the word eunuch.
"How should I put it? Eunuchs are just animals that have been groomed. You are not from the countryside, so of course you don't know what happens in the countryside."
"I'm from the countryside. I know there are geldings of donkeys and horses, but I've never heard of geldings." Chuni, who didn't want to talk, suddenly became energetic.
"Yes! The reason why country people groom donkeys and horses is to make those donkeys and horses work hard. But when we men come to work in the palace, we have to be gelded like donkeys."
"Why?"
"For the safety of their wives! Think about it, if an emperor marries hundreds of wives, can he take care of them? Not counting the countless maids. But there are some jobs that women can't do, and men are worried, what should they do? So there are Gao Gao People just came up with such a good way to seize all the men who came to work in the palace, that's it."
"Are you such a lottery winner?" Chunni didn't even know that she had begun to pay attention to the fate of this boy. When she said this, her face turned half way.
"Of course, but I seem to..."
"Why do you hesitate to speak? You don't look like a man."
"I'm not a man! Can't we just talk about this?" The little eunuch was eager to get back to the topic.
"Are you not a man? I won't tell you that you are not a man, and I won't talk to anyone who is neither a man nor a woman." Chuni also wanted to find out whether the man in front of her had also had surgery.
"I told you the truth, so don't you dare say it outside!"
"Don't worry, I'm not the kind of person who betrays my friends." Chunni shook her head under the quilt. After a while, she actually regarded the little eunuch as a friend.
"I am a man." The little eunuch said unnaturally but in a very affirmative tone.
"Ah, you are my brother!" Chunni turned her face completely.
The little eunuch became an older brother again.
There is no generalization between people, especially between men and women. Some people become enemies at first sight, and some people fall in love at first sight. Maybe this is the legendary fate! The two talked happily for a while, All the knots in my heart were relieved. The little eunuch ordered:
"Live well. It's not worth it to ruin a flower before it fully blooms. Besides, the palace is safe. At least no one will have any bad plans for you."
Chuni said: "Brother, what about you?"
She asked something that she didn't know how to explain.
The little eunuch said: "Don't call me brother when there are people around, as it will make people laugh."
Chunni nodded sensibly.
The little eunuch suddenly realized that this was a good girl. She was not only beautiful but also pure. She was as simple as a stream of water, a green leaf, or a butterfly that had just emerged from pupa. Perhaps her dreams were all colorful. The world. The little eunuch swore that if there was a chance in the future, he would take this girl out of this fire pit, even though he once said that he did not care about every plant and tree here.
"I may have to leave for a while," the little eunuch added.
"Didn't you say it's safe in the palace?" Chunni's beautiful eyes widened.
"No matter how safe the nest is, the rabbit still has to go outside to eat grass! I have to do something very important."
"Brother, go and come back early. I pray for you every day and look forward to your return every day."
The little eunuch felt hot in his heart, so he hurriedly controlled it, took the opportunity to stand up, and said, "Sister, get up, wash up, and eat!"
"Hey, brother, I listen to you, I'm going to eat right now." Chuni said and got up.
"Silly girl, you are the princess, do you need to go and eat by yourself? Just wait, I will ask them to pack it up and send it over." After that, the little eunuch started to leave.
Chuni's eyes turned red and she whispered, "Brother, can you come here often?"
The little eunuch nodded and left.
(I would like to apologize in advance. I posted the wrong article. I mistakenly posted Chapter 84 instead of Chapter 80. Fortunately, it has been corrected.)