The young eunuch decided to make a special trip to the Prime Minister's house to visit. Firstly, he was not going to establish a relationship, and secondly, he was not going to find out Wang Shugui's real background. What was he going to do? He wanted to blackmail this greedy old guy.
Prime Minister Wang heard from the servants that "Eunuch Pan You'an, the manager of the inner palace, is outside the door asking for an audience." Wang Shugui was surprised at first: he and the young eunuch had not seen each other alone since he came back from the palace this time, and everyone had their suspicions about each other.
He knew it well, and they were said to be sworn enemies. Why did the little eunuch come to the door today? Seeing him, Prime Minister Wang let the little eunuch into the study with full of suspicion.
The little eunuch sat down carelessly, stopped saying any polite words, raised his legs, and opened his mouth to borrow money from Wang Shugui. Wang Shugui accompanied him carefully and asked:
"Eunuch Pan, oh no, you should be called Pan Shangshu. You and I are officials in the same dynasty, so it's better to be an official. Why do you want to borrow money? Let me tell you the amount. I still have one or two hundred taels of silver."
The little eunuch stretched out a slap.
Wang Shugui was shocked and said: "Aren't you trying to kill me? Where can I get so much money?"
The little eunuch smiled and waved his hands and said: "Prime Minister, where do you want to go? I don't want white goods, I want yellow goods."
"Yellow goods, my God! You want gold? No, no, you can borrow it elsewhere. I won't be able to get five hundred taels of gold even if you kill me!" Wang Shugui shook his head and said.
The little eunuch picked up the bowl of tea with both hands, and as soon as he lifted the lid, his eyes shot out from his hands. He still had the same cynical tone and said disapprovingly:
"Prime Minister, haven't you heard that you get half of it when you meet?"
"That's how bandits divide their spoils! Do you think I'm a bandit?" Wang Shugui shouted.
"Prime Minister, could you please lower your voice?" The little eunuch lowered his voice deliberately.
"I didn't steal anyone's things, who should I be afraid of?" Wang Shugui still looked angry.
The little eunuch remained calm and just drank tea by himself. The lid of the cup made a chattering sound on the edge of the cup. Wang Shugui was inconvenienced by asking for more tea, so he took the pot and refilled the little eunuch's tea bowl. The little eunuch pushed the tea bowl away and gently
He patted the table and said with a smile:
"Prime Minister, I'm here to lend you money, not to snatch money from your house. Why are you so angry?"
Wang Shugui himself felt a little out of character. He complained hysterically in front of a twenty-year-old kid, and treated him too seriously. After thinking for a while, Wang Shugui calmed down and said:
"Pan Gong (he deliberately deleted a word), it's not that I'm trying to offend you, I really can't do anything about it. Besides, you are in the palace, you have free food and clothing, and you enjoy the supply system. As far as I know, you don't have anything to do with it. If you want that
What are you doing with a lot of money?"
The little eunuch picked up the tea cup again, opened the lid and took a sip of tea, and then said slowly:
"Prime Minister, let me tell you the truth, I hung up a colorful pockmark in a brothel. The girl was still a young girl, and the old madam offered five thousand taels..."
Wang Shugui muttered: This guy is so confused that he can't tell the truth. What on earth does he want to do? Could it be that he heard something? So he said casually:
"Pan Gong, I'm not talking about you. Why are you, a eunuch, spending so much money on a brothel girl?"
"Prime Minister, this is your ignorance. You are a scholar and I won't argue with you. You haven't heard that the ancients said that women are called "shape". The so-called "shape" and "color" are not seen with the eyes."
"So what if you can see it with your eyes? When you see good food, you should eat it. When you see a good woman, you should have sex! If you are an eater, you must have teeth. If you are a luster, you must have roots. These two things are not complete. Just looking at them is not enough.
It’s not for nothing.” Prime Minister Wang teased without thinking.
The little eunuch was at a loss for words, and couldn't help but secretly think: This old guy is worthy of being the prime minister of the dynasty, and he managed to lure someone in with just a few words. Of course, the little eunuch couldn't tell the truth, and it was impossible for him to say that he was a fake eunuch, even if it was known to everyone.
, but he couldn’t say it out of his mouth. After thinking about it, he said:
"Prime Minister, there is a kind of man who knows a certain kind of skill. In front of a woman, he is a man, and in front of a man, she is also a woman."
"That's Erweizi you're talking about." Wang Shugui shook his head disdainfully.
The young eunuch said calmly: "A certain person went to a nunnery for a leisurely stroll one day and saw a large group of beautiful women coming in and out of the nunnery. He couldn't help but become lustful."
"What's wrong?" The little eunuch's words touched Wang Shugui's itch.
"This gentleman returned home and made some modifications, disguised himself as a woman, and went to the nunnery to request to become a monk. The owner of the nunnery was a little suspicious when he saw that this man looked like a man but not a woman, so he ordered the old nun in the nunnery to examine his body. The old nun
After testing it, he said, "I don't know anything else, but the female body is real."
"Did he sneak in?" Wang Shugui swallowed.
"After several years of this, babies were given away from time to time in the nunnery. Someone reported it to the county magistrate, who sent people to investigate secretly, and finally judged that there must be a ghost. On this day, the county magistrate personally went out and led a team.
Go straight to the nunnery."
"Have you found out?" Wang Shugui couldn't wait.
"The county magistrate gathered all the people in the nunnery and locked them in a big room. They all took off their pants and inspected them one by one. After the inspection, the female yamen official in charge reported that there were no men."
"Still can't find out!" Wang Shugui's face showed concern.
The magistrate frowned, thought for a moment, and then ordered the female prisoner in charge: "Take some butter and rub it on everyone's lower body, and then lead a dog to lick them one by one."
"This is quite a clever idea." Wang Shugui interjected.
Not long after, the female officer came to report: "Sir, I licked something out!"
After the little eunuch said this, the two of them laughed. Wang Shugui joked:
"Does Mr. Pan also have that person's skills?"
"Could the Prime Minister also bring a dog to help me lick him?" The little eunuch looked at Wang Shugui mischievously.
"Don't dare." Wang Shugui unknowingly got into the little eunuch's trap.
"To lend money or not to lend it?"
"Borrow me." Prime Minister Wang said repeatedly.
Only then did Wang Shugui realize that the reason why the young eunuch borrowed money was that he must have gotten some information from that dead girl Chun Ni. It was really that the agency was too clever and it cost Qing Qing her life. He racked his brains to get some information from the palace.
Wen Shichang came to a thousand taels of gold. He couldn't let people run errands in vain, so he gave him 200 taels as a dowry. Now he asked the young eunuch to defraud 500 taels, leaving him with only one hundred taels. Do the math.
Come on, this is exactly the amount he paid for Chunni in the first place. He really sold his wife to a bitch, making no loss or profit, and breaking even. It was just a waste of work.
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