The eight princes each had titles and fiefs, and collected taxes and rents on their own in their respective territories. They did not pay taxes to the court, and the court did not care about their royal status. In fact, they were running their own businesses.
Every piece of land is an independent kingdom that cannot be penetrated by needles or splashed by water. It is said that the young and old men who head here have no worries about food and clothing. They are not afraid of the heat in summer and the cold in winter. There are men who work.
Go down to the ground and sleep with a woman in bed, you should be satisfied. No, the human heart has no limit, and the dog's belly is a bottomless pit. The little king wants to be the king, and the king also wants to be the emperor. Among the eight kings, headed by Fu Wang, gathered the seven nearby ones.
Wang, known as the Eight Kings, their slogan is: sit in rows, eat fruit, today it is you and tomorrow it will be me, half-mother and one family, I take turns to sit in the kingdom.
They found out clearly that after the death of their father, the late Emperor, the person in charge of selecting the heir apparent was the cunning and cunning Wang Shugui. What made their brothers especially angry was that this old thief had no choice but to choose someone.
Choosing a fool to be the emperor? Their ulterior motives are obvious. So they want to take action before Wang Shugui usurps power and take back their share of power. The eight brothers have already divided their work, and each family has an army of 20,000 people. Together, they have an army of 20,000 people.
One hundred and sixty thousand is a little less, but it is more than enough to deal with Wang Shugui and his like.
It stands to reason that they should have taken action five years ago. Suddenly they heard the news that a young eunuch named Pan Youan came out of the court to lead troops to the border and defeated the enemy in one fell swoop, causing the border court to live in peace for several years. Since then,
The little eunuch Pan You'an has become a serious problem for them. They sent out troops several times because they were afraid that the little eunuch Pan You'an would lead the army to resist the enemy, so they did not dare to take action. They also wanted to join their brothers or their respective subordinates.
I was looking for a general who could be comparable to the young eunuch to be the commander-in-chief, but the star always failed to appear. He was either too long or too short, so I never got what I wanted.
The eight kings gathered together to discuss it several times, and finally came up with the old idea of having a martial arts competition. After several ring competitions, the generals were able to defeat a few, and their kung fu was also very good. However, they had a messy brain.
Although his son is not very clever, his limbs are quite developed, but his mind is too simple, he can charge into battle, and he is poor at strategizing. They want to choose someone who is good at both civil and military affairs. After taking the military general exam, the eight kings really went through many twists and turns, but in the end there was no good result.
After the young eunuch and his entourage entered the royal city, they made a fatal mistake. Since they were traders, they should act like merchants. They neither purchased nor shipped goods. They wandered around all day long.
Or just sitting and chatting, having wine and meat every meal, delicacies and delicacies, spending a lot of money, like a young man, which gradually aroused the suspicion of the shop owner.
The shopkeeper's surname was Sun, and his name was Sunzi Wang. He was also a boss who was not comfortable with his duties. In his early years, he did some business without capital in the mainland. Because his accomplices were not sharing the stolen goods equally, he accidentally injured someone with a knife and fled to a place outside the law.
He opened a small shop. It was also Sun Tzu who prospered. Within a few years, the small shop turned into a big one. It was one of the few big shops in the royal city. Sun Tzu Wang's wife was a local and it was he who made his fortune.
I married her later. She was a nice person, but she had a bad temper. She was nicknamed "Half Street", which meant that her quarrels and curses could be heard clearly in half the street.
After Sun Ziwang discovered that these people were not legitimate businessmen, he didn't take it too seriously at first. Later, he saw one of the unusual guests, which aroused his suspicion. This man was born with thin skin, tender flesh, and a smooth appearance.
He was glamorous, talked about men and women, and spoke in a coquettish voice and acted like a girl. Some eunuchs in the palace often came to his hotel to order or dine at his hotel. Over time, he got the hang of it.
The difference between eunuchs and ordinary people. The man in front of him was clearly a eunuch, but he was said to be some kind of businessman. It is impossible for eunuchs to do business in society. When he told his wife about this mystery, she scolded her with disdain.
road:
"No matter how long the camel's neck is, can it still eat grass on the other side of the mountain? Are you a boy or a girl? The eunuch doesn't bother you, why do you want you to take care of so many other people's affairs?"
Sun Ziwang motioned to his wife to lower her voice and said in a lowered voice:
"Madam, I don't know. Last time, some princes came to my hotel for dinner. I accidentally said a few words to them. They said that the most feared person today is a eunuch named Pan Youan in the court. If this person can be eliminated,
It’s more than half done.”
"How do you know this person is the eunuch named Pan?" Banjie asked.
"You can guess 80% of the time!" Sunzi Wang said smugly, "My left eyelid has been twitching these past few days, with my left eye jumping for money and my right eye jumping for rocks! Baoding, I have an opportunity to make a fortune. Maybe there will be another one.
An official position is waiting for me! Think about it, most eunuchs stay in the palace to serve the princesses, grandsons, queens and concubines. Only eunuchs with great power will come out to seek trouble. When have you ever seen eunuchs everywhere?
Wandering around? If it’s really that eunuch, Prince Fu won’t pay us a car full of gold? By then we won’t have to open a restaurant, you can just follow me and enjoy happiness for the rest of your life!”
"Half Street" was also happy to hear this, and urged with a smile on his face: "If you want to go, go quickly, don't waste time and let them get wind of it and run away. Wouldn't we be like a chicken with two eggs flying in the air?"
Sun Tzu Wang said: "You are really my good wife. You are not clear about small things and not confused about big things. Okay, okay, I'll go right away. Without further ado, I'll go right away. I don't think they will go out this time. Hello, tea."
Let’s stabilize them first, then I’ll go!”
"Bullshit on your mother! When did I not understand? This family is not managed by me alone. I hope you can support me. If you can't beat me with three sticks, what can you do..." "Half Street" picked out
He used bad words and scolded men harshly.
"Okay, I was wrong, okay? Now is not the time to quarrel. The matter is settled. You can scold me for three days." Sunzi Wang accompanied him and said carefully.
"Go quickly, go quickly!" "Half Street" shouted at the top of his voice.
The little eunuch always acts like a bitch when he sees a beautiful woman, a problem that he will never change in his life. The boss's wife is handsome and has a good figure, but his lustful eyes are always following her. It's strange to say, why did the boss's wife suddenly appear like this?
They became attentive or took a fancy to them. They were carrying water, refilling tea, folding quilts and making beds. They were so busy that beads of sweat fell from their heads. The little eunuch couldn't bear it and advised:
"Sister-in-law, sit down and rest for a while. I'll see how tired you are."
"Half Street" smiled, revealing two rows of neat white teeth, charming eyes, and a pink face blooming like a flower, which almost didn't take away the little eunuch's soul. A half-old lady, her charm is still there.
She said, she is still just like a young woman wearing yellow silk. Is it weird if she doesn’t attract bees and butterflies? The landlady said:
"You are distinguished guests. If I don't treat you well, I'm afraid you won't come next time."
"The waiter can do all this work, why do you still have to do it yourself?" the little eunuch said with a smile.
"They are clumsy with their hands and feet, and their tongue is clumsy. They can't say a complete sentence. How can they do some menial work and chat with customers?" The landlady is indeed very eloquent and can speak like a bird.
"Then sister-in-law, please sit down and chat with us for a while. She is feeling lonely right now!" the little eunuch said without missing a chance.
"Half Street" took the opportunity to find a little boy to sit down, looked around and asked:
"Guest sir, which one of you is the shopkeeper?"
"He." The little eunuch pointed his finger at Wang Xiaowu.
"Oh, this eldest brother looks like a girl. He has thin skin and tender flesh. He is well-maintained. He looks like he belongs to a wealthy family." The proprietress said with a complimentary mouth.
Wang Xiaowu blushed and was about to correct herself when she suddenly heard someone calling her outside. After "Half Street" went out, she turned around and closed the door again, and the voice came in and said:
"It's windy outside. I'll close the door for you."
Due to the different nature of his work, Zhang Facun developed a good ear in his early years. Suddenly he stood up from the small stool, his face changed and he shouted:
"My lord, I heard a large number of people running towards us!"
"Are you kidding?" The little eunuch walked to the window calmly, raised his eyes and looked out, and was immediately dumbfounded.
This is a two-story building, one side facing the street. There are windows on the side facing the street, and the other three sides are walls except for a door. From the window, the little eunuch saw people on the street shouting and neighing, and countless troops surrounded them.
This inn. The little eunuch shouted:
"Pack your things and let's go!"
Huang Ren hurriedly went to pull the door open, but after several pulls, the door was locked outside. The little eunuch cursed:
"This evil bitch!" After scolding the little eunuch, he turned around and ordered, "Zhang Facun is carrying Hua Shixiong, and Huang Ren is carrying Wang Xiaowu. Wait for me to open the window, and everyone will jump down together. Jump down and follow me to the east. While they are closed,
Leave the city before the city gate."
"Where are the mules, donkeys and horses?" Zhang Facun is a money addict.
"No more!" the little eunuch said, drawing out his diamond sword and slashing at the window.
The wall with the windows is all made of the same wood. The little eunuch’s diamond sword can cut iron as well as clay, not to mention these broken wooden boards. After a few strokes, a big gap was made, and in front of the little eunuch’s head
Opening the way, the five people filed down.
The royal army's attention was focused on the door. Unexpectedly, five people flew down from the window, so they shouted and besieged here again.
What kind of person is the little eunuch? Although he is not on the horse, and his soul-seducing spear is not with him, but with the sword in his hand, it is more than enough to kill a few royal soldiers. When his sword shadow dances, it is like a locust falling to the ground.
Where the front pointed, heads were rolling and flesh and blood were flying everywhere.
When they reached the city gate, the city gate official was ordering the soldiers to close the city gate. The young eunuch was quick with his sword and took a few steps up. He cut the rope with his sword and opened the city gate again.
After running more than half a mile outside the city, the little eunuch looked back and counted: Why is there one missing? Wang Xiaowu is gone!