Chapter 97: A Real Eunuch Pretending to Be a Fake Eunuch
King Fu ascended to the palace and ordered the captured thief to be brought to the palace. Wang Xiaowu was tied up with five flowers and brought to the palace. He opened his eyes and saw: there was a fat man sitting on the throne. He was about thirty years old and looked very blessed.
He has a face that is always smiling. This person has: light eyebrows, a pumpkin face, small eyes, a big nose, a wide mouth, and a few yellow beards that seem to be absent under the chin. His legs are thick and his arms are short. Although he is sitting, he looks at most
It's only four or five feet long, and it's a meat dump. There are seven chairs next to it. The seven people sitting there are ugly, handsome, fat, thin, ranging in height. These are probably the remaining seven princes.
Wang Xiaowu refused to kneel down and was pushed down by several soldiers. King Fu waved his hand and said:
"Oh, my temper is not small! Forget it, it's not difficult for him, let him stand up and talk to the lonely king." King Fu's voice sounded like a toad, which was particularly harsh in the empty hall.
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Wang Xiaowu stood up again.
"Are you a eunuch?" asked the toad.
"I am a eunuch!" Wang Xiaowu raised his neck.
"So you are that Pan You'an?"
Wang Xiaowu's mind suddenly flashed: They are here to capture the eldest brother! Okay, since they recognize me as the eldest brother, let's pretend to be an imperial envoy. Thinking in his heart, he said:
"I am Pan You'an."
The Toad Fortune King was overjoyed and shouted loudly: "Come on, let's pull this kid down and check to see if there is anything in his crotch?"
Just as the warrior was about to take the man away, the Toad King shouted again at the top of his lungs:
"Come on, come on, bring it here. I'm afraid you guys won't see the truth. Brother Gu Wang has tested it for himself before he can rest assured."
A warrior pulled Wang Xiaowu back in front of the princes. King Fu smiled and said:
"You touch my dick first."
"Brother, come on, you have good eyesight." Prince Ning, the second oldest, declined.
"Pull down his pants." King Fu ordered the warrior.
The warrior untied Wang Xiaowu's trousers and wiped them down.
Toad Fu Wang got down from his seat, put his hand into Wang Xiaowu's crotch, touched it randomly, and then laughed and said:
"No, no, no bullshit. He's naked and has no hair on his crotch. He looks like a real guy!"
The seven kings all said together: "Brother has seen it and it is absolutely true, so we will not read it."
King Fu waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, brothers, take a look and feel relieved."
The seven kings were helpless and touched each one one by one. They all said:
"Brother, this is undoubtedly a eunuch, but I don't know if he is the boy named Pan. Don't let this boy fool us."
"It must be him!" Prince Fu said, "A few days ago, people from the Huang Mansion said it wasn't the eunuch who injured the lives of their five young masters?"
"Why don't you ask someone who has seen it to come over and confirm whether it is true or false?" someone from the Seven Kings suggested.
King Fu slapped his forehead and said: "Yes, it's good to recognize it and spend money to buy it with confidence that it won't turn out to be a fake in the end."
After a while, people from the Huang Mansion were summoned to the palace to identify the person. The person looked up and down and said firmly:
"Yes, yes, yes, this is the boy who killed five young masters of my family! He has a pretty face, two bamboo-leaf eyebrows, thin skin and tender flesh, don't look at his elegant appearance, his kung fu is very good, I won't even burn him to ashes
I will admit my mistake."
Prince Fu was overjoyed. This was when a stone truly fell to the ground. Pan was in his hands. He had no worries about the long term or the short term, and he could gain thousands of miles of mountains and rivers within a short time. He decided to launch the army of King Qin to kill the old thief Wang first, and then force him to do so.
The Silly Emperor has a Zen position. He is from the same family, so he was given his life and asked to be a little king in this remote place. After thinking this, King Fu stepped forward and personally untied Wang Xiaowu. He patted his shoulder.
, with a smile on his face and said comfortingly:
"Eunuch Pan, it's no wonder that this is Prince Gu. We didn't mean to insult your character. Pan Youan's famous name is so loud that it makes our princes' heads hurt every day. Now, if you don't do anything for them, that group of people will
Which one of you is our opponent? Let’s do this. If you want to fight with us, we will keep you powerful. If you don’t fight with us, we won’t make it difficult for you. We will let you eat and drink and live a good life every day. Woman, you
Of course it's not necessary, but there must be two people who can wash your feet and rub your back, right? What do you think, Eunuch Pan?"
Wang Xiaowu's hands and feet were still numb at this moment! He moved his body for a moment and said with a sweet smile:
"Your Majesty, you see, I don't have the power to tie a chicken, and I don't have any writing in mind. Since the princes think so highly of me, Pan, I should serve you. But I just came out of the palace, and the emperor gave me the title of imperial envoy.
I have nothing to do. I heard that the scenery here is beautiful. I took a few followers to go on a tour. I let you arrest me if I didn’t want to. Now I’m going to turn around and fight back. This bend is too big. Can you give me a little maneuver?
There is room for me to think about it before talking about it."
Prince Toad clapped his hands and said: "What a righteous eunuch! Well, it's all up to you. I'll do it according to your opinion! You can go to the palace to rest now. You will feel at ease there, and we will also feel relieved. No matter how many women there are,
Just keep an eye on it. One thing I can guarantee is that the conditions will be no worse than your original ones. There are so many people there, so you won’t feel homesick anymore."
Wang Xiaowu was carried to the palace in a sedan chair and found a place to stay.
After King Fu sent Wang Xiaowu away, the brothers sat down to discuss the use of troops again. The second brother, King Ning, said:
"Brother, it's not too late. In my opinion, it's better to send troops immediately to catch him off guard. The young eunuch is in our hands now. This is really a God-given opportunity. How many people in the court can fight? Tong Zhenshan has retired and returned to his hometown. He
Both of my sons are idiots. This opportunity cannot be missed, it will never come again, brother!"
King Xi, the third child, said: "Brother, the second brother's opinion is correct. Let's go down and make preparations. We will immediately send troops to attack the city and seize the territory. In less than three months, our father's empire will be in our hands."
The old King of Siling also said: "I have long wanted to go to Beijing. The snacks in Beijing are much richer than here, and there are so many kiosk shops dotted here and there. Just thinking about it makes people drool."
It didn't take long for the brothers to reach a consensus, and finally King Fu made the decision: tomorrow the troops would be dispatched to the school grounds, and three days later troops would be dispatched to attack the nearest states and cities first.
The little eunuchs failed to steal chickens but lost a lot of rice. Not to mention the loss of Wang Xiaowu, they almost didn't catch a turtle in the urn. Everyone was frustrated, but the little eunuch laughed and said:
"It would be great if Wang Xiaowu admitted that it was me. He has unique conditions and is not afraid of their inspection. He is guaranteed to be able to convince those gangsters, Prince Zhang."
"Sir, what do you mean..." Everyone was puzzled.
"What I mean is that if Wang Xiaowu is caught, just say that he is the eunuch Pan You'an. When the eight kings learn that Pan You'an has been caught, they will definitely relax their vigilance, and I will take advantage of it." The little eunuch explained.
Except for Hua Shixiong, who had some idea, everyone else still didn't know what was going on, but it was inconvenient to ask any more questions, so they had to stop. The little eunuch said again:
"Other things are easy to handle. It's my horse. It's a beautiful horse. It's been with me for many years. I fought with the Eight Kings. Changing horses before battle is a taboo for military strategists. Is there anyone who can help me get it?"
Huang Ren and Zhang Facun responded: "Don't worry, sir. We will climb the wall into the city tonight and return the BMW to you early tomorrow morning."
The little eunuch was overjoyed and said, "That's great. Thank you for your hard work. I will definitely make a lot of contributions in the future."
The young eunuch and others found a small inn to stay and ordered some food and wine. Hua Shixiong was a little depressed because he had not made any achievements. The young eunuch suddenly had an idea and said:
"Lao Hua, I have a great achievement, do you dare to go?"
Hua Shixiong patted his chest and said, "If you have anything to say, adults, just say it. Young students should try their best, even if they have to go through fire and water."
The little eunuch leaned in Hua Shixiong's ear and gave these instructions again. Hua Shixiong nodded and said:
"My lord, just wait for the good news."
After sending the three people away, the little eunuch sat alone in the guest room of the shop, feeling very bored. He was used to being busy and couldn't bear the loneliness, so he wanted to go out for a walk. It was dark at this time, and there were only a few people on the street.
Suddenly he saw a figure flashing around him and disappeared instantly. The little eunuch secretly praised "good skills" and couldn't help but have more thoughts and wanted to find out. The little eunuch lowered his head and looked around, and suddenly saw the figure climbing up the wall and passing through
Crossing the ridge of the house, it was like walking on flat ground. The little eunuch practiced the skill of taking the head of an admiral among thousands of horses. He immediately went to the ground, fought and fought, and no one could beat him. When it comes to Qinggong and martial arts, it is rare. That man
Flying on the wall, he ran on the ground, and would leave the house on the wall from time to time to see where the person was going. After passing several courtyard walls, the person disappeared instantly. The little eunuch thought to himself: It must be the owner of this family.
The enemy is here! He also climbed up the wall, hid in the dark, and watched a murderous revenge show. He wanted to see who was right and who was wrong. When necessary, he would take action to help before it was too late. Only by thinking this way did he realize that he had no weapons.
He had to keep it with him, but he was afraid of causing trouble when he went back to get it. After sighing, he remembered that the short knife and dagger given by the little emperor was hidden in his boot. He bent down and took it out, holding it in his hand just in case something unexpected happened.
The house was high and large. It seemed to be a wealthy family. The owner was probably asleep. All the lights and fires in every room were turned off, and there was silence all around.
The little eunuch followed the man to the backyard, and saw him tiptoeing, stepping silently on the ground, leaping up to the second floor. The little eunuch didn't dare to follow too close, so he looked at the man and gently pried open the door, then sneaked in.
Then suddenly there was a girl's exclamation, and it was silent for a moment. The little eunuch didn't dare to neglect, and jumped upstairs. Suddenly the lights came on in the room. He leaned over the window and opened the window paper to look inside.
, I saw the man just now holding a sharp knife in his hand, laughing and forcing a beautiful girl to submit.
"It turns out he is a flower thief!" the little eunuch said angrily secretly.