998 As long as 998, the East is unbeaten and take it home
998 Just 998, Dongfang Bubai takes it home
After losing the theme, this originally meaningful banquet became as unremarkable as usual. The pooh-poohs sang songs, the goblins danced, the mentally retarded children played happy games, and other
Monsters and humans, either in groups or in pairs, looked at each other, drinking and chatting.
This is a daily routine that happens every once in a while in Gensokyo.
"Eh?! Marisa, you and Patchouli slept together naked yesterday, right?" Alice heard the gossip from somewhere and was questioning Marisa and Patchouli... Apparently they were in Gensokyo.
The idea of gossip was very popular, and when it reached her ears, things were obviously greatly distorted.
"Where are we sleeping together? It must be that paparazzi article's nonsense!" Marisa obviously doesn't think that such a thing has ever happened. Although she did hug each other naked, it was force majeure, and how could she sleep together?
?
After she finished speaking, she began to look for the culprit in the crowd.
"That's not what the tabloid reporter said. It was Reimu who told me!"
"What! Reimu is so shameless, I didn't expect her to spread rumors."
"Is it really a rumor?"
"Of course, it's just a prank by that loli vampire... By the way, why should I explain it to you?"
"But Lingmeng told me that you are already pregnant with a child!"
"What! Marisa, are you pregnant?!"
"Stop talking nonsense, Patchouli, you continue ""."
"Marisa, you are so impure!"
"You must explain clearly what happened to the child. Whose child it is?"
Alice and Patchouli pulled Marisa back and forth, trying to get her to explain the doubts in their hearts, but Marisa, who was caught between the two of them, felt a headache, "Ahhh... so annoying."
On the other side, in front of a certain cherry blossom tree, three girls, Flandoru, Gu Mingdi Lian and Feng Shou Nue, gathered together again. They looked at a certain person lying under the cherry blossom tree and suddenly became interested.
"Hey, let's play." Fran suggested.
"What are you playing for?" Lian asked.
Fran pointed to the person lying in front of her and said excitedly: "How about we see who gets her wrong first?"
"Oh, this is a good suggestion, I like it." Feng Beast Nue agreed without saying a word, and then lightly poked the man's body a few times with his trident, "It seems that he is sleeping soundly, just for us to play with."
"
"Go ahead and play with it, you crazy little girls!" Fujiwara Meihong, who had been sleeping soundly, woke up immediately after such a poke. When she jumped up, she roared loudly, and her whole body was on fire...
It was a real fire, the flames shot into the sky and almost burned down the cherry blossom trees.
"Ah! Cirno, Cirno melted!"
Although the cherry blossom tree was not burned down, the ice fairy who happened to be passing by in the air was burned, and then his whole body turned into a mist and disappeared without a trace, causing the other fairies to scream in surprise.
Meihong ignored Qiluno, who was affected by Chiyu, but glared at the three guys in front of her who were trying to get her to sleep, "You are trying to spoil your sister, get out of here and don't disturb my sleep, and... this young master is...
A physique that can’t be broken no matter how you play!”
"Ah, so awesome, I really want to play." Fran was not frightened, but looked forward to it, and the other two were equally excited, with their eyes like a pervert seeing a beautiful woman.
Uh! Why...it seems to have the opposite effect?
Seeing the three men's eager eyes, Meihong instinctively felt that something was wrong.
In an area in the center of the banquet, there were more than a dozen tourist tablecloths laid out on the ground in a formal manner. On one of the cloths were sitting Shirasawa Huiyi, Yashiwa Eirin and Yakumo Ai. They are very famous in Gensokyo.
Intellectuals are knowledgeable about astronomy and geography. At the same time, they have one thing in common, that is, they are parents.
And when parents gather together, the focus of discussion is obviously their own children.
"Well, talking about my sister Hong's child, it really doesn't make people worry at all. No matter how I teach her, she doesn't want to get close to others. She is too withdrawn." Shang Baize Huiyin shook his head and sighed.
"Although Mei Hong is a bit withdrawn, she still often bask in the sun and go out for walks. However, my Kaguya has never left the house or walked out. It would be fine if she just follows the rules and becomes a purdah princess, but she...
The princess has been focusing on online games for a thousand years, and recently she has become obsessed with some kind of light. She has locked herself in the game room for three months, and she doesn’t know if it is moldy or not... ugh!" Bayi Yonglin let out a long sigh.
, but it is impossible to express the helplessness and emotion of parents.
At the same time, Yakumo Lan took a sip of wine and began to vomit bitterness, "You are pretty good, you only need to take care of one. In fact, your children don't need to be taken care of at all, but what about me? I
There is an old man on top and a young man on the bottom... eh!"
Having said this, she subconsciously looked around a few times and found that Yakumo Murasaki was really not nearby, so she continued: "The younger one is too lively and active, scratching and biting, and often damages the furniture at home.
, once the playful temper comes up, he will disappear if he is not careful, and he doesn’t know when he will be able to stand alone. As for the old one...well, he really makes me angry just talking about it. What happened?
Everything was thrown at me, and I couldn’t see anyone for three days or two. Every day I would hide in the gaps and sleep, or use the gaps to eat, drink, whore, and gamble. I did all kinds of evil. What kind of sage is that? I think he is just a idler!"
"Uh, um..." Listening to Yakumo Lan's resentful complaints, Yashi Eirin and Kamishirasawa Keiin couldn't help but sweat. Sure enough, this fox usually accumulated too much pressure.
"Actually, looking at it from another angle, our children are quite good. At least when I am in class, although Meihong is impatient, she listens obediently and is very polite."
"That's true. Although my Kaguya is a useless princess and is addicted to online games, she really has no shortcomings other than that. She is virtuous and elegant."
"Listen to what you said... Although my Orange is a little more active, she is also very energetic. Although Lady Zi is a little lazy, every time something big happens, she is able to turn the tide and is respected."
"So... let's not envy other people's children."
"Yes, yes, drink, drink..."
Then, the three intellectuals and parents took up their wine glasses and started drinking.
"Excuse me, have you met my Lord Youyuko today?"
"Um... have you seen my black rabbit?"
"By the way, have you met my second young lady?"
While others were enjoying the joy of the banquet, Gensokyo's three major patrons, Soul Youmu, Suzusen, Tanukain and Benimeiling were struggling to find someone, and then they bumped into each other.
"It's been a long time since I've seen Lady Youyuko. If I ask other people, I don't know. I don't even know where she has gone. What if I don't have anything to eat? Will she starve to death? I'm so worried."
"Youyouzi is an undead spirit. How could she starve to death? But Emperor, I don't know where she has gone since the banquet started. I'm really worried that she is up to some other mischief and may cause trouble."
"The emperor you are talking about is the scheming rabbit, right? Then you are worrying too much. There is no way that little guy could cause trouble in a place like this. It is my second young lady. After a burst of fire just now, she
I'm worried because she's gone... What if she messes with someone else? What if she messes with herself?"
The three of them talked about the things that worried them, then looked at each other and sighed, "Ah... I'm really worried!"
Listening to the conversation of the three people, Sheng Bailian, who was sitting not far away, smiled knowingly, "Young people are really good, energetic and enviable."
Next to her, Kanako Yasaka teased: "You sound like an old woman."
"That's not the case with old ladies, but we are originally a group of aunts."
"Hey, hey, hey, I can't pretend that I didn't hear what you said." Shibuya Suwako didn't want to. She is the god of lolita, not an aunt.
"Well, in terms of age and temperament, we can indeed be considered aunts, although that spaceman is a little older than us." Alice's mother, Shenqi, who is also the god of the demon world, said with a smile.
"So let me tell you, in terms of age and temperament, I am not considered an aunt!" Suwako was really angry.
Under the big tree on the other side, Ibuki Suixiang leaned against the tree and pointed at Sheng Bairen's group, with envy on her face, "That's great. Those aunts are drunk and are going crazy. I'm going to pick up a drinking buddy."
None."
"Hey, are you ignoring us?" Xing Xiong Yongyi and Shemei Maruwen suddenly frowned.
"It's too little. Although you have a good drinking capacity, it's more fun to drink with Zi, Yuyuko and the others." Suixiang said something very rude while drinking.
Finally, sitting on the luxurious grand master's chair, watching everyone drink and talk freely, Remilia's face was full of pride, and she showed off to the people next to her, "How is it? I did a good job at the banquet, right?"
Gu Ming Dijue took a sip of tea and said calmly: "It's just so so. A banquet of this level can be held every day in the Diling Palace if I want."
"Uh!" Remilia was speechless. She originally wanted to show off her wealth in front of this old enemy, but if you think about it carefully, Gu Ming Dijue, as the master of the Earth Spirit Palace, almost manages the entire underground world, and he is also a humble person.
White and rich beauty without dew!
"Hey, it seems that everyone is having fun." Just as the two eldest ladies were confronting each other, a voice suddenly sounded in the sky, attracting everyone's attention.
Everyone looked toward the sound and saw a strange man wearing a black cloak, a mask on his face, and a rose in his mouth standing on the roof of Hakurei Shrine.
Under the gaze of everyone, the man threw down the rose, then made a cool gesture, pointed at everyone, and said domineeringly, "The sun rises in the east, I am the only one who is undefeated, please call me Dongfang Undefeated, from now on
