999 Not enough brains? Please eat 39 brain fragments
《》 999 Not enough brain? Please eat 39 brain fragments
"Magic gun! Shoot him!"
As Remilia snorted coldly, a scarlet terrifying spear suddenly appeared in her hand. It was her sure-shot gun - Gangnir!
This banquet was hosted by Remilia, regardless of its significance, but for her who pursues dignity and majesty, she 100% hopes that the banquet will go smoothly to the end. If she can be praised by others, it will be even more
happy.
However, such a disgusting masked man suddenly appeared, and she was already upset because she didn't have the upper hand in front of Gu Mingjie. In fact, it was just that the masked man was disgusting, and she didn't bother as long as he didn't disturb her party.
I understand, but what makes people crazy is...this disgusting masked man actually brazenly wants to accept everything from everyone here?
It’s simply asking for death!
Therefore, Remilia materialized Gangnir without hesitation, and then shot towards the masked man like lightning...with her majesty and anger.
But to Remilia's expectation, and to everyone else's surprise, Gangnir, who had a certain concept of hitting the target, did not hit the masked man, but stopped half a meter in front of him.
Then, the masked man grabbed Gangnir in his hand, played a trick in a cool way, and said to Remilia mockingly: "What a pity, 1.4 meter little lolita, don't you know? Since ancient times,
How hard it is to be a gunman, you are never lucky enough. When you take out your gun, you are doomed to fail..."
As he spoke, he spread his hands as if to hug Remilia, "Little vampire, submit to me, I will increase your luck and... height!"
"Really, how brave!" Listening to the masked man's words, Remilia grinned, revealing two fangs, smiled coldly, and the wings behind her suddenly opened up, releasing a terrifying aura, "You actually want to
Master of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, I surrender to you as the King of Vampires. It seems that you have already decided how to die!"
As soon as she finished speaking, in a flash of lightning, Remilia rushed towards the masked man, and in an instant, a scarlet light shot up into the sky... and a red city that never sleeps appeared.
"Ah, my shrine!" Reimu's expression suddenly changed, and he rushed over. She didn't care what happened to Remilia, or whether the masked man died. She only cared about whether her shrine was alive.
"Hahahahaha! As expected of a loli vampire who knows how to defend herself against cuteness. It's such a cute attack." Before Reimu could rush forward, a screeching voice suddenly came out from the red light, and then the light faded away.
, on the roof of the intact shrine, the masked man squeezed Remilia's fist and laughed loudly.
"If you feel unwilling to do so, come after me, hahahaha!" Amid laughter, the masked man let go of Remilia's hand and flew out with a smug tone.
"Damn disgusting masked man, I must suck you up and fuck you!" Remilia gritted her teeth and was full of anger. Although she knew that the opponent was very powerful, how could the proud King of the Night be...
The man looked down upon him so much that he immediately spread his wings and chased after him.
"Ah! Miss!" Hong Meiling was startled and immediately followed.
"You are really worrying, young lady, but the situation seems a bit strange. Let me go and have a look." Gu Ming stood up and murmured to himself. After hesitating for a moment, he also flew in the direction of Remilia.
Now that Gu Mingchi is gone, her pets Lingwu Lukong and Flame Cat Rin will naturally not ignore it. At the same time, Patchouli, a member of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, also closes the book, and then Marisa and Alice, one
Shemei Maruwen, who loved secretly filming and taking pictures, would not give up the opportunity to make news, and together with her girlfriend and mistresses, she chased after her.
It can be said that a single move affects the whole body. In just ten seconds, more than a dozen people in the scene have already left, while others who have stayed behind are also hesitant. After all, the appearance of such a masked man is really disturbing.
It's a very strange thing, and the smell doesn't sound like someone I know. It reminds me of the last all-out war in Gensokyo... It can't be ruled out that this is the opponent's plan to lure the tiger away from the mountain.
"However, there is no premonition of danger." Bayi Yonglin silently calculated the fortune. Although the masked man appeared to be extremely powerful, he did not feel as uneasy as last time.
"We only got rid of so many people. It's really ineffective."
Just as Yachi Eirin was thinking about things, the masked man's voice sounded again, but this time he did not appear on the roof of the shrine, sitting upright in the frosty sky.
"How could this guy do this? Did Remi and the others chase him?" Everyone was shocked and couldn't help but say.
"No, no, no, they didn't follow me. They were just a clone of me." The masked man shook his finger, and his gaze scanned the crowd through the mask, and finally landed on Ba Yi Yong Lin and the others.
He mocked, "What about the wise men of Gensokyo? Haha. As the great sage of Moon City, he was reduced to a mere pharmacist and did some unreliable research. It's really disappointing."
"What did you say?!" Bayi Yonglin's face turned cold.
But the masked man ignored her, and then looked at Bai Ze Huiyin, "You seem to be a half-beast Bai Ze. Alas, it's a pity. You obviously have huge potential, but you can't teach a good student. Your IQ is crying.
.”
"The students I teach are all good students!" Huiyin stood up suddenly and glared at each other.
The masked man's eyes turned, resting on Yakumo Lan's body, and sneered, "Tsk, a naked fox."
"You!" Yakumo Lan suddenly burst into anger.
The next scene was extremely exciting. This masked man seemed to have come specifically for the purpose of ridicule. Not only did he ridicule the parents group, but then he started to talk to other people. For example, he said that Youmu was a dwarf and said that Yasaka
Kanako is the aunt no one wants, Suwako Shitaya is a loli god, Yugi Hoshikuma is a tomboy, Suika Ibuki is a brat with a negative IQ, Byakuren is a fool with a distorted outlook on life, and even
Reimu has not escaped the criticism of a small-breasted miko who is immoral and unchaste... Anyway, he will be laughed at no matter what, and he has completely offended all the local girls in Gensokyo.
Finally, he even took out a box of medicine and said to everyone: "In view of your low IQ, I suggest you take my special brain fragments, which may also improve your IQ by one or two points."
"I finally understand. Although I don't know who you are, there should be no doubt that you came here to cause trouble with us on purpose." A group of local girls immediately stared at him coldly.
The masked man was stunned for a moment, then looked up to the sky and laughed, "Hahahahaha! I'm just here to cause trouble. What can you guys with low IQs do to me?"
"It can kill you!"
This masked man's arrogance has made Reimu unable to bear it anymore, so he directly hit a dream, and the violent explosion completely submerged the masked man. Everyone could clearly see that the masked man exploded under the blow of the dream... But!
"I have thousands of incarnations, what can your little tricks do to me!"
A masked man exploded, and six more masked men stood up, laughing in mid-air.
Who can tolerate such an attitude of ridicule?
"kill!"
I don't know who said it, and the girls immediately attacked the masked man. After blocking the move, the masked man seemed to have no idea what was going on and quickly retreated. However, the girls obviously would not let him go.
He chased after him aggressively.
In the blink of an eye, only a few lonely figures were left in the originally noisy banquet hall.
"That man... seems a bit like his father? But not very similar?" Ming Meng looked at the direction in which everyone was leaving, tilted her head and muttered to herself.
"Probably not, I can't feel father's aura." Mercury Lamp shook his head and frowned, "But why is he doing this?"
Behind them, a mature woman said: "Although what that person said is very annoying, there is no malice and no murderous intent at all. Maybe it's just for fun."
In the entire venue, there were only three of them left, Mingmeng, Mercury Lamp, and the Lord of the Demon Realm, Kanzaki... because they were the only ones who were not ridiculed just now.
"Ah, didn't we agree to hold a banquet? Why are there no people?" At this moment, Lin Luo walked up from the stairs in front of the shrine with a look of confusion on his face.
"Father!" Ming Meng saw it and immediately rushed forward and sat on Lin Luo's shoulders.
"Father!" was also addressed by Mercury Lamp. The moment she saw Lin Luo, she couldn't help but tremble, and then walked forward step by step until she reached Lin Luo, tears bursting from her eyes, "Finally...
See you again."
"Well, you have worked hard these days." Lin Luo wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and smiled slightly.
"As long as I can see my father, it won't be hard at all." Shuiyin Deng shook her head and turned into a smile. Finally meeting her father, her previous depression was swept away. But when she saw Ming Meng on Lin Luo's shoulder
At this time, her expression changed slightly, and then she jumped up, jumped onto Lin Luo's other shoulder, and said as if she was angry, "I want to sit here too."
Being sandwiched between two girls, one on the left and the other on the right, immediately made Lin Luo feel very uncomfortable. He smiled bitterly and said, "Hey, it makes me uncomfortable when you are like this."
"They do this just because they like you." Shenqi walked slowly from the opposite side, her eyes passed over the two girls, with a gentle smile, and finally fell on Lin Luo.
Lin Luo couldn't help but have a headache when he looked at the woman he met for the first time, because...
"Ding! The identity authentication is completed, the current target Shenqi is the heart of the world No. 31, the host of the heart of chaos... Congratulations to the contract owner, you have become the ghost father, and hurry up to realize your ambition of controlling a wife."
Damn it!
Reimu and Mingmeng, mother and daughter, are already troublesome enough as hosts, and now there is Shenqi. Although she is not related by blood, she is also the adoptive mother of Mercury Lamp!
And...can you stop complaining about the Book of Contract?
ps: I originally wanted to update three times today, but after looking at it, I found that there is not enough time. After all, since I was hit by an arrow in the knee, I have stopped updating in the early morning, so I will leave the 1000 chapters until tomorrow.
In addition, it's the end of the month. If you still have monthly passes, please throw them away. They will become invalid upon expiration.