"Zhang Xiaoxian, your performance this month is very good! Twelve customers? You are very talented. Anyway, our company can't find another amazing talent like you! What do you think we should do?"
Who else could say this, it was Shen Wan. It was time to submit the performance form every month, and Zhang Xiaoxian’s list was not pretty.
Facing Shen Wan's disdain and sarcasm, he only wanted to say these few words to Shen Wan: Don't push me, or push me too hard! At worst, I won't do it anymore.
He has long been tired of this job, but he has never been able to find a suitable and graceful reason. He doesn't want to be fired by her just like this. If he wants to leave, he will leave in style and will never look back. Obviously, this time is still good.
Not yet arrived.
Seeing that Zhang Xiaoxian hadn't been able to hold it in for a long time, Shen Wan sneered: "People like you are not suitable for this job at all. I advise you not to do it! Leave immediately!"
Zhang Xiaoxian thought: "You stinky woman, you want me to leave, but I won't leave!"
Zhang Xiaoxian is not holding back a fart, he is brewing a fart: "Sister Wan, please give me another chance. My stomach is about to explode this month. There is no credit but a little hard work, right? That Dafeng Company
I handled the insurance business, it was a big deal! Sister Wan, a beautiful and smart manager like you will definitely understand my difficulties, right? Just give me another chance! I love this place, but I am in
Been here for almost four years!"
Any woman will feel happy if she is complimented by a man, no matter how false she thinks it is or how unsincere it is.
"Go back and get your salary from the finance department!" Shen Wan said calmly, as if it was a favor he gave to Zhang Xiaoxian. Obviously Zhang Xiaoxian's praise was still very effective.
"Thank you, Sister Wan! Goodbye, Sister Wan!"
Even though Zhang Xiaoxian said "Sister Wan" on the left and "Sister Wan" on the other, he didn't think so in his heart.
When he received his salary for this month from the finance department, he wanted to curse all the eighteen generations of Shen Wan's ancestors.
"Damn, give me more than a thousand yuan! Shen Wan! We'll see!"
When he returned to his desk again, he vaguely heard several gossiping female colleagues next door talking about Shen Wan.
"Hey, did you watch "If It's Not a Success" yesterday? [Note: The word 'Cheng' here is intentional, I didn't write it wrong]? Shen Wan was rejected, so she left the light until the end and the man couldn't watch it.
Don’t even look at her!”
"Really?"
"Really, I almost died laughing when I saw it. If it's okay, you can go back and take a look!"
When Zhang Xiaoxian heard this evil smile, he thought to himself: "Okay, you Shen Wan deserves to not be able to find a boyfriend! That's good! Just spread all your cowardice on my head. Let's see about Shen Wan!"
When he got home, he quickly turned on his computer and searched for the latest issue of "Don't Disturb". When he saw Shen Wan being rejected by a handsome and successful man on stage, he laughed.
It almost spurted out. This also gave him a bad breath.
Seeing him smiling so happily, Yoona smiled and said, "Did this woman Xiaoxian make you angry again today?"
Zhang Xiaoxian nodded and said, "Isn't that right? This guy always knows how to make things difficult for me!"
At this time, Zhang Xiaoxian suddenly said: "Is there any way Yun'er can help me teach her a lesson? I want to humiliate him severely!" Zhang Xiaoxian knew that Yun'er should be able to find a way, she has such great abilities.
"Yooner has a way to help Xiaoxian teach her a lesson!"
"How to teach her a lesson? Beat her? This method is not good! I don't beat women!"
Yoona shook her head and smiled: "I'm not beating her, I'm teasing her! I searched and found that the reason why she has never had a suitable partner is that she hopes to find someone with superior economic conditions who can meet her material needs.
Man, isn’t this exactly the type of thing you don’t like, Xiaoxian?”
Xiaoxian was a little puzzled and asked: "Hey, how do you know this? What I hate the most are those girls who worship money!"
"Xiaoxian, you forgot that you mentioned it when you wrote your dream list!"
Zhang Xiaoxian remembered it and said with a smile: "You know all this!"
"Well, because she is Xiaoxian's caring girlfriend!"
"She's considerate enough. Then tell me how to teach her a lesson for me!"
Yoona said at this time: "Please Xiaoxian, choose the reality mode! Role-playing function!"
"Okay, reality mode, role-playing function!"
"Please Xiaoxian, choose a role among any characters and perform a simulation. After Xiaoxian chooses, the body will become like him! Here Yoona roughly provides Xiaoxian with several character skins, including celebrities and rich people.
,official...
Please choose Xiaoxian!"
Zhang Xiaoxian thought this was really interesting, and he was a little confused for a moment: "Yooner, which role do you suggest I choose?"
"Through Shen Wan's inner desire, what she hopes most is to marry a rich man. So I suggested Xiaoxian to choose the role of a rich man!"
"Okay, then I'll be rich!"
"The rich character is locked, Yoona has automatically selected the best character skin for you! The target character has been locked: Zhang Yongzhi, male, 35 years old, executive chairman of Yuhao Company. Handsome in appearance, stable personality. Now divorced
.”
Zhang Xiaoxian was a little puzzled and said: "Does this person Yoona really exist?"
"Yes, these characters are real and verifiable in the real world!"
"Then what if I pretend to be him and he finds out?"
"Don't worry about Xiaoxian, we are just borrowing his identity and we won't use his identity to do bad things!"
"That's true! Then let him do it!"
Zhang Xiaoxian also had an idea in mind. Yoona wanted Zhang Xiaoxian to play Zhang Yongzhi to tease Shen Wan. Now there was a good show.
"Yooner is doing skin synthesis for Xiaoxian. Please close your eyes, Xiaoxian! This process will take about thirty seconds."
I saw Yoona clasping her hands together, and it seemed like tens of millions of blue digital symbols from her body penetrated into Zhang Xiaoxian's body. Zhang Xiaoxian became taller, which was his dream. His height was at the age of sixteen.
As if he was under a spell, his growth suddenly stopped. His altitude also became his most distressing pain.
His face also changed its appearance, his entire skin turned blue, and slowly turned blue and turned yellow.
"The character skin is synthesized and Xiaoxian can open her eyes!"
When Zhang Xiaoxian opened his eyes, he instantly felt that his breathing was different from before. In the past, he could only breathe oxygen at a distance of 1.65 meters from the ground, but now he could breathe oxygen at a distance of 1.82 meters from the ground.
"Yoona, are you done now?"
"Well, it's done! Xiaoxian, your current identity is Zhang Yongzhi!"
"Zhang Yongzhi haha, our ancestors from thousands of years ago can be considered a family!"
