Zhang Xiaoxian stood in front of the dressing mirror, posing in one pose on the left and another on the right. He was quite satisfied with his current image.
"Yooner, why did you turn me into this? Isn't this the Seventy-two Transformations of Sun Wukong?"
Yoona smiled and explained: "Actually, it's very simple to copy all of Zhang Yongzhi's genetic code and DNA information into your body!"
Zhang Xiaoxian didn't quite understand that these were all scientific knowledge. He suffered from not studying biology well, but it didn't matter much.
“I don’t understand it, but it seems very powerful!”
"Xiaoxian, do you have a plan?"
Zhang Xiaoxian smiled charmingly, already thinking about it in his heart: "I'm going to participate in "If You Are Not a Success"!"
"Yooner will help you register now!"
"Are you going now?"
"Yooner can hack into their database, just fill in your information in their database!"
Zhang Xiaoxian said "Oh" and could only be amazed.
He thought to himself: "With Yoona, can't I do whatever I want? That's right, it's true. But if I rely on her for everything, doesn't that mean I'm eating soft food? But isn't eating soft food the same thing?
It’s a skill, isn’t it?”
"Yooner has already filled out the information. This Friday, their program will be recorded. We can go there tomorrow!"
"It's that simple! Hum, Shen Wan must be here too!"
"Yes, Xiaoxian!"
"Okay, let's see how I conquer her!" Zhang Xiaoxian's plan is to conquer Shen Wan and then dump her. This is like giving her a candied date with her left hand, and giving her a hard slap with her right hand, making her
He wanted to live and die. Zhang Xiaoxian's move was powerful enough.
Shen Wan originally did not want to participate in the recording of tomorrow's program. She originally wanted to catch the golden turtle husband that day. Unexpectedly, the golden turtle did not catch it, but bit her hand. This hatred was a bit big. But when the program team recorded tomorrow
When the list of male guests on the show was given to her, she spotted Zhang Yongzhi at a glance. No matter how she went, she was willing to give it a try as long as he was a rich man.
Friday, June xx, 2013, the weather was sunny.
Jiangxin TV station's "Don't Disturb" program recording team, dressing room.
Zhang Xiaoxian was waiting to put on his coat in front of the makeup mirror. According to the order of appearance, he was number two. Yoona was right next to him. Many people were looking at them. They all knew that this man was not simple. All the female secretaries around him were like this.
Beautiful. Yes, everyone else thinks so.
Yoona has made all preparations for Zhang Xiaoxian, from the video materials needed for the show to some of Shen Wan's personal preferences. Zhang Xiaoxian is bound to win.
Soon Zhang Xiaoxian started to put on his clothes. Zhang Xiaoxian looked at himself in the mirror and couldn't help but feel snickering in his heart. He thought to himself that if he were really Zhang Yongzhi, he would be very unhappy. If he wants money, he will have money, and if he wants a woman, he will have a woman.
After putting on makeup, we were waiting to go on stage.
"Welcome to the large-scale life service dating program "If You Are Not a Adult", hello everyone, I am Mengfei! Welcome Teacher Le Jia! Next, we will invite twenty-four beautiful single girls!"
At this time, a burst of warm applause began to erupt from the audience. The audience on these stages were like those single girls who were having sex with their children, and they were extremely happy and energetic.
All of these twenty-four women are pretty good-looking, and some are beauties from exotic countries. But in Zhang Xiaoxian’s heart, these women are all legendary black fungus. No matter how beautiful they are, they are just leftovers for others to eat.
So before his parents asked him to participate in this kind of blind date program, he always said: "Mom and Dad! Don't worry, I will definitely find you a beautiful wife! You don't need to participate in that kind of program, it's all fake."
of!"
But now he's here. He's just wearing a mask.
The host Meng Fei said at this time: "Twenty-four girls welcome you, please turn on the lights!! Our reward regulations are that the male guests will appear in the first round of no less than 22 lights. After successfully holding hands, you can get love
Qinhai seven-day tour”
This is what Zhang Xiaoxian wants most, but it's not with Shen Wan but with Yoona.
"Now welcome our first male guest!"
The twenty-four women were all waiting with their eyes wide open for the male guest to descend from the sky. The setting of this program was also quite creative. They walked out of the elevator, causing the audience on and off the stage to stare closely at this scene.
There is a male guest. I almost forgot to mention that Shen Wan is number 8. She likes this number very much and it is her lucky number. She asked for it specially.
When this man appeared, Shen Wan's eyes went from infatuated to disappointed to not even looking at him. This was not Zhang Yongzhi, and this man's appearance was also very unique. It really didn't meet her high requirements.
.
The man does look a bit shabby.
"Hello everyone, my name is Dong Shuai! I come from Qianshan! I am twenty-eight years old this year!"
"Welcome male guests, please choose your favorite girl!"
The male guest glanced at the twenty-four female guests. His face was a little shy. In addition, he was wearing a pair of sunglasses and looked a little bookish.
He chose No. 8, and yes, it was Shen Wan.
It seems that Shen Wan still has some charm.
"Please consider what impressions the twenty-four female guests have on Dong Shuai!"
The first impression is very important, but Dong Shuai's name was pretty good. Maybe it was because his name was pretty good that eighteen lights were on for him, but Shen Wan put out his lights without hesitation.
Already.
Mengfei watched her turn off the lights and asked her: "Female guest No. 8, tell me the reason why you turned off the lights!"
Shen Wan said calmly: "He is not my type!"
Le Jia laughed after hearing this and asked: "Then let me ask female guest No. 8 what kind of food is yours. Does it mean that you don't like eating this dish if it doesn't look good?"
Shen Wan also said without hesitation: "Yes! He failed to arouse my appetite!"
The whole audience laughed, including Le Jia. The male guest felt a little disappointed.
However, there are also women who are complaining about Dong Shuai. Girl No. 9 said: "I think whether the food is delicious or not does not necessarily depend on its appearance. I often cook and don't care about the appearance, but some people say it is delicious. I think the male guest
It looks very comfortable, if you are interested, please continue to pay attention!”
Shen Wan glanced at her and thought to himself: "Whether you like it or not is your business. I don't need your opinions on what I like!"
This is when the host Meng Fei said: "Then our cooking discussion ends here, let's watch the male guest's first short video!"
It can be seen from the short film that the male guest is a single white-collar worker who has graduated from college four years ago and has no house or car. Coincidentally, he is also a salesman, and what is even more coincidental is that he also sells insurance. When Zhang Xiaoxian saw this, he seemed to see himself
.
Some girls turned off their lights when they saw this, but number nine did not go out. Fourteen of the eighteen lights were extinguished in an instant, leaving only four.
Le Jia smiled. At this time, he was very interested in girl No. 9 and asked: "Female guest No. 9, what is your impression of Dong Shuai now?"
The female guest said: "It's pretty good. I think it's not easy for him to work hard in this city alone. I'm the same as him! We all know the ups and downs of it!"
Le Jia asked: "Then are you willing to leave the light for him until the end?"
The girl replied without any hesitation: "I do!"
Female guest No. 9 is about the same age as the male guest. She is not pretty, but she is not ugly either. The male guest felt warm in his heart when he heard what she said.
Shen Wanxin said: "What a fool. How can a woman live her life if she doesn't date a man who is better than herself or find a rich man? She's still too young! I don't know when this Yongzhi will come out!"
After a few short videos, only No. 9's lamp was left. The host Meng Fei asked him: "Are you willing to hold the hand of this female guest? If you want, you can take her with you. If you don't want to, you can just
I can leave this stage alone!"
The male guest said firmly: "I do!"
The audience burst into warm applause, and the male guest led away the female guest No. 9 with a happy look on his face. Shen Wan sneered in a low voice: "Hey, you are so stupid. Don't you deliberately suffer the consequences of being with a man like that?
"
At this time, Le Jia smiled and said: "Actually, I agree with the female guest just now. It doesn't matter if the food is ugly, as long as it tastes delicious, and it doesn't matter if the man is ugly, as long as he has a heart that is willing to love you and be motivated!"
Mengfei and Le Jia had a bit of a husband-to-wife attitude, and said with a smile: "I very much agree with Teacher Le Jia's view!"
Backstage, Zhang Xiaoxian actually felt a sense of happiness, because just now he saw himself in that Dong Shuai, and this is when Yoona said: "Xiaoxian, it's your turn to play!"
"Well, I am Zhang Yongzhi now! Look at me!"
"come on!"
Yoona showed a considerate and gentle look, and Zhang Xiaoxian twisted his neck and got ready to go on stage.
"Welcome our second male guest!"
When Zhang Xiaoxian walked out of the portal, almost all the twenty girls were blown away by the sight and their lights were flashing. This is a special rule of the show. As long as the female guests are very satisfied with the male guests, they can use their lights.
He uses lights to express his inner intense emotions. Apparently Zhang Xiaoxian’s skin is very popular.
"Hello everyone! My name is Zhang Yongzhi, from Huangni, and I am thirty-five years old!"
When Shen Wan saw "Zhang Yongzhi" appear, her eyes shone brightly. Her little heart beat fast, and she whispered: "That's him! He's so handsome! He's really the best!"
"Zhang Yongzhi, your name sounds very domineering! The male guest please choose the girl you are most excited about!"
"Okay!" Zhang Xiaoxian took the monitor and glanced lightly at the stage. He did this to avoid suspicion that he was here for someone.
He chose No. 8, of course it was No. 8. Mengfei whispered: "This No. 8 is very lucky today!"
"Yeah?"
"Good luck!"
"Thanks"
"Please consider what impressions the twenty-four female guests have on the male guests!"
