!In the study, Ling Shuanghua snuggled into Lin Wenzhou’s arms.!
While being bullied by him, he murmured: "My grandpa said that there may be a party at home soon. This time it will be some relatives and members of the family. Grandpa asked to see you by name, so you have to accompany me. Listen.
He said that there are several other cousins who all want to meet you.
Lin Wenzhou was startled, and the sinful hand that was kneading over there stopped, and asked strangely: "How do they know about me?"
He didn't say it was okay, but when he mentioned Ling Shuanghua, he became even more angry and said depressedly: "Who in my family doesn't know that I have been tricked by you?! Everyone is clamoring to see where you are.
sacred…···"
Lin Wenzhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Of course, he was also a man of his word. Since he had promised her to continue pretending to be her boyfriend, he would not deny it, so he agreed.
At this time, Lin Wenzhou was very active in his heart. As a result, he accidentally squeezed a little harder, and one of his fingers accidentally fell into the deep canyon. He probably touched something that shouldn't be touched, causing Ling Shuanghua...
He screamed in surprise, blushed, and cursed viciously: "You damn pervert!"
Someone who had been wronged was very aggrieved and was about to explain, when Ling Shuanghua cursed angrily: "Get your claws out, it's so dirty!"
Lin Wenzhou stuck it out from her pants. When he thought about the last three words, he was so dirty that he suddenly understood. Could he have touched that place?
Then Ling Shuanghua continued to curse: "Hurry up and wash your hands! It's so disgusting! I didn't expect you to be so perverted!"
Lin Wenzhou wanted to explain something else, but thinking that the first priority was to wash his hands, he could only run away with his head hanging down.
When he returned to the study after washing his hands, Ling Shuanghua had already tidied up his clothes and was sitting on the sofa reading a book. He wanted to explain that it was unintentional, but Ling Shuanghua didn't give him a chance at all.
Lin Wenzhou could only change the topic. He asked the question he had hidden in his heart for a long time: "Senior Sister
How do you usually investigate? Why do I sometimes feel that you are better than the police’s information channel..."
When Ling Shuanghua heard this, she sneered a little proudly and said: "Of course, my information channels are very special. It doesn't hurt to tell you. I used my New Year's money from the year before last to buy a detective agency. That group of people except the usual
When you take on some business outside, you just do things for me."
Lin Wenzhou was sweating. A certain senior actually bought an entire detective agency just for her own hobby. What was even more speechless was that it only cost her a year's New Year's money...
Perhaps seeing the surprise on someone's expression, Ling Shuanghua said coldly: "Huh, there were only three people in that detective agency originally. The boss was an old detective who made mistakes. Two of the employees were one of his old subordinates who resigned and followed him out. The other
One is a young girl who is responsible for reception. When I took over, it was operating at a total loss and could not even pay the wages of the only two employees. However, it was under the leadership of this lady that they turned a profit.
!”
Lin Wenzhou was surprised and said with some admiration: "Sister Ling, how did you do it?"
Ling Shuanghua sneered and said with a smug expression: "Simple, before I adjusted my business scope, the old detective liked to put on airs and was a bit literary. He only took on those suspense murder cases and thought he was Conan. I took over decisively.
We changed the type of business and focused on helping rich wives track their husbands’ cheating and take photos to collect evidence. The business is booming!”
Lin Wenzhou shed a drop of cold sweat...
Ling Shuanghua looked at his expression and said angrily: "Not convinced? Do you think those things are not in good taste?"
Lin Wenzhou nodded honestly.
Ling Shuanghua glanced at him with disdain and said: "When you open a business, you can't be picky. Besides, it's not a bad thing to help a rich wife find evidence of her husband's cheating. This kind of ungrateful man should be punished as he deserves.
! What's more, it is because of this business idea that the detective agency now has enough food and clothing, and even recruits people. Now it has a scale of more than a dozen people. "
She paused and continued: "Actually, the people doing these tracking and photographing jobs are all new recruits of mine, and the original boss and his old subordinate can still do what they like: specializing in investigating various criminal cases,
It’s a win-win situation, so although he was quite critical of my business ideas at first, he is now convinced.”
This time even Lin Wenzhou had nothing to say, and the way he looked at Ling Shuanghua also changed. I have to say that the eldest lady is a bit arrogant, but she also has real talents and learning, and is not just a beautiful vase!
Regardless of An Zixin's longing to study in business school, to be honest, Lin Wenzhou feels that his girlfriend is not as good as Miss Ling in this regard, and the latter is truly talented in business!
Ling Shuanghua glanced at the antique wall clock on the wall and said coldly: "It's getting late. You should go back quickly, otherwise the dormitory building will be closed. Can you lend me this diary for one night? Come and get it from me tomorrow."
Lin Wenzhou said it was no problem, and then Ling Shuanghua waved his hand and said goodbye to him. He was helpless and could only think of explaining the embarrassment next time.
Because the lights in the study were a little dark, Ling Shuanghua was sitting behind the coffee table, and her shadow was blocked from seeing clearly. So someone didn't know that the eldest lady was actually very active in her heart at the moment. She was having a fierce ideological struggle and thinking about it.
Could it be that this guy has a good mouth? Yes, no wonder he is always interested in his own butt...
Oops, what should I do... How can that be okay... But...
Someone didn't know that the perverted imagination he had in the eldest lady's mind had become more and more concrete and full, and the entire perverted mental journey had been outlined...
When Lin Wenzhou returned to the dormitory, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening. Huang Zixuan was sitting alone in front of the computer with a silly smile on his face, while Chen Jiayu was sitting on the bed, looking at the fat man with a strange expression.
Lin Wenzhou was busy changing clothes, taking a shower and so on. When he finished his work and sat on his bed, Chen Jiayu suddenly came over quietly, patted him gently, pointed at Huang Zixuan in a low voice and said, "There's something wrong with Fatty."
!”
Lin Wenzhou said sternly: "No way? What's wrong? Isn't he going to the Four Kingdoms day and night like this recently?"
Chen Jiayu clapped his hands and said, "That's the problem. Have you noticed? This guy basically only partners with one person in the Four Kingdoms!"
Lin Wenzhou shrugged and said: "I know, the one named Megatron, I only partner with Focus Interview, it's okay, there will be a tacit understanding with more partners."
Chen Jiayu shook his head repeatedly and said: "That's different. You occasionally play chess with your partner. It's purely for entertainment and falls within the normal range. This fat man is different. He is completely addicted. And I just noticed a more serious phenomenon.
!”
Lin Wenzhou was surprised and said: "What phenomenon?!"
Chen Jiayu peeked again and found that Huang Zixuan was staring at the computer seriously, not paying attention to their whispers, and then continued in a low voice: "I realized that he is not playing chess now, but chatting with that Megatron!
"
Lin Wenzhou couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Jiayu, what are you thinking about? What happened to the chat? You should rest assured that he is no longer obsessed with the Four Kingdoms."
Chen Jiayu sighed and said, "You don't understand. What I'm worried about is not that he is addicted to the Four Kingdoms. The fat man is so strong that he can't kill him. What I'm worried about is him and Megatron!"
He peeked at Huang Zixuan, who was still chatting seriously, and lowered his voice: "Wenzhou, look, the two of them have developed from playing chess to chatting, and they are still chatting happily. There is a serious problem.
Yes! Say it yourself, would you have such a lively chat with a man? You would only chat all night long with your girl Zixin, right?"
Lin Wenzhou thought for a moment and nodded honestly. Indeed, only his girlfriend An Zixin would chat with him all night long.
Chen Jiayu hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go over and test it out to see how serious his condition is..."
After saying that, he stood up without waiting for Lin Wenzhou to answer, ran behind Huang Zixuan, and said with a smile on his face: "Fat man, where are you chatting?"
Huang Zixuan said without turning around: "Yes! Is something wrong?"
Chen Jiayu thought for a moment and asked, "Why don't you play chess anymore?"
Huang Zixuan said in a low voice: "Megatron said that thinking too hard all the time makes you age quickly, so he was just chatting with me."
Chen Jiayu looked as if he had just learned about it, and let out a long "Oh", then asked with a smile: "What are you talking about?"
Huang Zixuan said without hesitation: "We talk about everything all over the world. He is now telling me about his trip to Australia during the summer after he was admitted to college. He also talked about how to tease sloths. Haha, that animal is really interesting.
I don’t even bother to drink water…···”
Behind him, Chen Jiayu shook his head at Lin Wenzhou with a solemn expression, which obviously meant that the fat man's condition was serious and it didn't look optimistic.
He took a breath and continued to ask: "Oh, besides sloths, what else did you talk about?"
Huang Zixuan stopped typing, thought for a while and said: "We talked about everything, including relationship issues. We had a serious discussion on whether love and sex can be separated. He asked me if I believe in platonic relationships.
love."
Chen Jiayu opened his mouth and his expression became more solemn. He said word by word: "How do you answer?"
Huang Zixuan shrugged and said: "I told him that I know more than a dozen postures such as the old man pushing the cart, the Guanyin sitting on the lotus, the Italian hanging clock, etc. I really don't know what the Platonic form is, and I asked him if he was happy?"
Chen Jiayu broke into a cold sweat and said, "What did he say?"
Huang Zixuan smacked his lips and said with a slightly strange expression: "By the way, after I said that, he ignored me for two whole days..."