Chapter 100 Under the HD version of Les Miserables
!Chen Jiayu’s head was covered with black lines and he was speechless for a while towards the fat man.!
It wasn't until Lin Wenzhou curiously asked what the Platonic pose and the old man's pushchair pose were that he finally collapsed.
He silently patted Lin Wenzhou on the shoulder, with a serious face, and said in a low voice: "The facts are very clear, that Megatron is a very evil little guy! He also tried to seduce the fat man!"
Lin Wenzhou asked weakly: "What does Xiaoshou mean?"
Chen Jiayu said a little angrily: "Xiao Shou is a woman among men! We normal men all like to attack. Do you understand attack? Do you remember the last science and education film starring Teacher Cang? Didn't the men in it just keep attacking?
?It’s so fucking exciting! Only women like to lie there motionless and accept attacks! That’s why they’re called Xiaoshou!”
Lin Wenzhou suddenly understood and nodded vaguely.
Then Chen Jiayu said: "But that Megatron is a pervert. Like women, he likes to be attacked! We call this kind of man Xiaoshou!"
Lin Wenzhou said a little strangely: "But men don't have the unique mating organs of women, how can they accept it?"
Chen Jiayu sighed and said seriously: "There are two ends of the human food chain."
It took Lin Wenzhou a few minutes to understand. It was indeed profound and profound, and he had a lot of experience. It seems that the saying "live and learn" is really a famous saying.
However, Lin Wenzhou still asked seriously: "Is it a little dirty?"
Chen Jiayu shook his head and said: "I can't take care of it now..." He paused, then patted Lin Wenzhou on the shoulder and said word by word: "The situation is very urgent now. That Megatron keeps seducing the fat man.
Trying to turn our fat man from a normal man into a faggot is an unforgivable crime! We must stop him from poisoning the fat man!"
Lin Wenzhou nodded vigorously, convinced, but he asked curiously: "How do you plan to stop Megatron?!"
Chen Jiayu thought about it seriously and said, "Let's have a good talk with the fat man first. I hope he will find his way back..."
After saying that, he walked over and patted Huang Zixuan on the shoulder and said, "Fat man, I have to talk to you. What are you doing?"
Huang Zixuan said without even thinking: "Here comes the high-definition version of Les Misérables."
Chen Jiayu paused with an awkward sound and looked at his screen carefully before coming back to his senses and said: "I just thought you were introducing yourself..."
Huang Zixuan leaned closer and said: "Isn't it Megatron who told me to read more world famous books and cultivate my sentiments? Don't always be an old man pushing a cart. What on earth is wrong with you? You've been so nervous all night.
Yes, do you have hemorrhoids?"
Chen Jiayu said something to you before his hemorrhoids broke out. He finally calmed down and said in a heavy tone: "Fat man, I understand your pain!"
Huang Zixuan was stunned, and looked at him as if he were an idiot after listening to La's typing on the keyboard: "Pain? What pain am I in?"
Chen Jiayu said seriously: "I know that on the road of pursuing girls, you have had a bumpy road, stumbled, and suffered some setbacks. Even your crystal boy's heart has been scarred. I know all your suffering, and I fully understand your feelings.
That’s understandable.”
Huang Zixuan was stunned for a moment, and said in shock: "You've eaten enough, what are you talking about?! I can't understand a word? It sounds like talking to Megatron..."
Lin Wenzhou couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but translate: "Jiayu means that you are always unable to pick up girls, and you feel very tortured and become perverted because of it. He understands this very well.
Chen Jiayu nodded vigorously, appreciating this translation. Although it lacked some literary accent, it was simpler and easier to understand.
Sure enough, the fat man understood this time, and he yelled: "Damn it, Chen Jiayu, you bastard, you can't pick up any pot! You haven't even finished your first semester and you have already slept with three girls, Yu Qingzhao
Xi and Ding Hui! I’m so glad you’re so understanding! It seems like people like me can only do gay sex!”
The last sentence made Chen Jiayu's mouth grow big. He glanced at Lin Wenzhou with a pained face, meaning did you see it?! I said that right!
He said with a hint of anxiety: "Fat man, although you have encountered some setbacks, you can't give up on yourself! There is no grass in the world! You should be more open-minded and don't be led astray by some people!"
Huang Zixuan leaned in and said: "Jiayu, you took the wrong medicine today. What's wrong with you? I think you are going astray!" After saying that, he didn't bother to play with him anymore and continued talking to Megatron.
chat.
Chen Jiayu returned to Lin Wenzhou with a depressed look on his face and said: "The fat man is so sick that he can't distinguish right from wrong. He's finished! He's terminally ill! Take one step forward and you'll see a cliff!"
Lin Wenzhou also felt a little nervous after what he said, and hurriedly asked: "What should we do?"
Chen Jiayu suddenly thought of something, slapped his thigh and said: "First of all, I must introduce him a girlfriend as soon as possible and let him go on the right path. This is the root cause. Secondly, aren't you very close to that Megatron's roommate?"
Familiar? How do you know who Megatron is from him, and what kind of stimulation he received before he embarked on this road of no return? Let that focus interview persuade Megatron that it’s okay for him to become a gay himself, and don’t poison him.
What a great young man, Fatty!"
Lin Wenzhou thought for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll give it a try. I'll turn on the computer and contact Focus Interview!"
He mainly communicates with Focus Interview through Penguin. What is strange is that, like Megatron, he seems to be very resistant to using tools such as the phone or WeChat with voice. Anyway, he has never heard his voice so far.
He was lucky today. The focus interview was actually online. He immediately sent a message on Penguin and asked: "My roommate asked, is your classmate Megatron a bit of a pervert? By the way, will he also seduce you?"
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After a long time, the other side replied: "...Why do you say that? Why do you say that someone is a petty fool..."
Lin Wenzhou replied: "I don't know, anyway, my roommate said that he is going to lead our fat man into evil. Oh, it's that beast. Didn't you see that the two of them are inseparable and chatting all day long, and they also discuss platonic and old man promotion?"
As for the car, in order to prevent Fatty from falling into trouble, we plan to find a girlfriend for him."
At the same time, in the girls' dormitory, Qi Yi laughed so hard she said: "Yanting, aren't you acting a little too obvious? They think you are a little bitch, and they say you are seducing that guy Huang Zixuan.
Oops, I really can’t hold it in anymore, I’m laughing so hard...”
Shen Yanting pouted, her beautiful face was full of depression, and she cursed angrily: "No way, I didn't say anything, I just discussed my feelings with him. God knows what those boys are doing."
Thought."
Qi Yi teased: "Shuang Wai Wai said they are looking for a girlfriend for him."
Shen Yanting pursed her lips and said bitterly: "You want them to worry about rats! It's disgusting!"
Qi Yi giggled and said: "Yanting, I think, why don't you reveal your identity? I believe his eyes will drop to the ground. Those two guys are stupid. They must not have thought of the original Megatron." Tian is a great beauty, haha."
Shen Yanting shook her head and pouted: "I don't want it. That damn fat guy's head is full of yellow things. He only knows how to push a cart..."
Qi Yi also knew about that plot, and she couldn't help but want to laugh when she thought about it. She clearly remembered how angry Shen Yanting was at that time.
She finally suppressed her laughter and asked teasingly: "You say he is yellow, but you still play chess and chat with him all day long..."
Shen Yanting's face turned red, obviously she was hit hard and couldn't refute. After a while, she fought back: "Don't talk about me! You yourself had a great time chatting with that Shuang Wai Wai Wai Wai! And at least I know that one." Huang Zixuan doesn’t have a girlfriend. The worst I can do is follow him. Your cool guy is Lin Wenzhou. He has a girlfriend, An Zixin, the one with big breasts...my beautiful Qi girl, Although they call you Qingcheng level, you don't have any advantage in this regard."
After saying that, she purposely glanced at her breasts. They were actually not too small, and they were quite impressive especially among Chinese people. It was true that she couldn't compare with An Zixin's top-notch breasts.
Qi Yi blushed, hit her several times angrily, and said coquettishly: "You damn girl, you are talking more and more unscrupulously! You have no shame or shame!"
After a while, she still blushed slightly and said: "Also, that Shuang Wai Wai and I are just ordinary friends. We don't chat and play chess every day like you do. We don't have anything."
When speaking, the beautiful woman's expression was a little unnatural...
In a luxurious villa not far from the school.
Ling Shuanghua was carefully flipping through the chairman's diary. She hesitated, and finally called the nanny over and asked her to copy all the pages, but be careful not to damage them.
After the arrangements were made, she felt a little sleepy, and she felt irritated when she remembered that someone refused to stay at her house.
At this time, the phone rang. The person calling was her bodyguard leader named Song Qingfeng. He was an extremely tough guy in his forties who had been a special forces soldier in the past.
Ling Shuanghua put down the phone and walked to the living room downstairs, where Song Qingfeng was already standing respectfully.
After seeing Ling Shuanghua, she reported respectfully: "Miss, I checked all the surveillance records in the community and there are no suspicious persons coming in or out, especially since our focus was on the time period around nine o'clock just now. The nearest person who left our building was That camera record, the characters appearing in it are either community residents or security guards..."
Ling Shuanghua frowned and scolded coldly: "Really, you can't handle such a small thing!"
Song Qingfeng lowered his head and said, "Miss, are you blinded by this?"
Ling Shuanghua said angrily: "How is that possible?! Wenzhou and I both saw it! That guy should be hiding in the green belt next to the street lamp. Let's check again! It must be haunted?!"