"Your Majesty, in front of Your Majesty, the foreign minister is the minister of a small country, but this country behind the mountains should not be oppressed over the country. The personal honor and disgrace of the foreign minister Shimazu Mitsuo is nothing, but... This matter is related to the country's constitution. If foreign ministers are allowed to submit to the envoys of Shanhou Kingdom, foreign ministers will not dare to accept the order."
"Well……"
Zhu Yunwen also felt a little regretful. Why did he forget about the fight for fame between them when he was so happy? But now that the matter had come to this, he had no other choice but to bite the bullet and said: "Envoy Shimazu, envoy from Shanhou Kingdom" He is the prince of the country, so..."
Shimazu Mitsuo glared and shouted angrily: "Your Majesty, a small country behind the mountains is unheard of. Even the three kingdoms of Shannan, Shanbei and Zhongshan on Ryukyu Island are just small places and not worthy of attention. What's more, What kind of small country is this behind the mountains? The king of this country, in our Japan, is not as good as a minor official under the command of General Zhengyi. If Your Majesty allows him to take the throne, wouldn't it be an insult to us?"
He Tianyang followed Xia Xun's instructions. He said one thing and two things. He didn't say what he shouldn't say and didn't do what he shouldn't do. He had been standing there honestly, waiting for people to invite him to take a seat. To be honest. , he has not eaten at the palace banquet, and he is really a little greedy when he sees the table full of feasts. He does not care who sits in front and who sits in the back, but Shimazu Mitsuo talks boastfully, and he remains silent, and those Ming officials look at him , his eyes showed a hint of contempt, and he couldn't stand it.
In particular, the little guy Shimazu became more and more impassioned as he spoke. Later, he jumped up in front of him, raised his head, pointed at his nose and started chattering, with spittle splashing on his face. He Tianyang really When the fire broke out, the pirate's fierceness came up and he immediately threw Xia Xun's instructions to the Kingdom of Java.
"What are you shouting about? What are you shouting about?"
He Tianyang stared at the Japanese envoy in front of him: "Look at your eyebrows, are they eyebrows? There are two dots on the eyes. I thought they were eye drops that haven't been wiped off. Look at the paint on your face. Yes, and your teeth are uneven and ugly to begin with. They are stained black and pretend to be invisible, right? You said you are sitting in front like this. Do you still have the appetite to eat after His Majesty the Ming Emperor has seen it?"
Zhu Yunzhen's face turned red from holding back, but he couldn't laugh, absolutely couldn't laugh. His ministers... were all trying to hold back their laughter.
When it comes to quarreling and hurting others, He Tianyang is not afraid. Besides, he has traveled across the East China Sea and has been to Japan and Ryukyu. He is familiar with the people there. He occasionally talks about the customs, habits and dress of these foreign countries, and the people of Shuangyu Island. As a joke, there were many ridiculing words, but now he has used them.
"You are brave, I..."
"What am I? I keep saying that I am a country, I am a country. What's wrong with Japan? Your Majesty the Emperor, officials of the Ming Dynasty, do you know what kind of hairstyle their Japanese women wear? It's shiitake hair, you know. What is shiitake mushroom? Shiitake mushroom is a shiitake mushroom. Originally, only noble ladies and female officials could comb their hair, but now many folk women are following suit. Please imagine for a moment, His Majesty the Emperor and all ministers, a bunch of shiitake mushrooms swaying through the streets in the neighborhood..."
"Poof!"
Huang Zhen didn't hold back and laughed out loud. He quickly jumped back and hid behind Meng Shilang.
"How can this be..."
He Tianyang pinched his waist: "What a coincidence! Your Majesty, some pirates once robbed their Japanese merchant ships and came to Ryukyu to sell them. When I saw it, I was surprised, oh, what kind of armor is this?
Why are they all worn by children? Isn’t this bluffing? When I saw the Japanese envoy today, I realized that I’m sorry that pirate wasn’t bluffing. Isn’t it necessary to make children’s clothes and wear them when they are older?
No way."
The ministers of the Ming Dynasty couldn't help it. Someone was hiding behind and started to chuckle. This smile made many people laugh. Only Zhu Yunwen couldn't laugh. He was holding back and almost suffered internal injuries.
Shimazu Mitsuo was furious and gasped: "You, a little... prince of a small country, how dare you be so rude to the envoy of your own country, I... I..."
He Tianyang was unreasonable and unforgiving: "What are you saying? Is this prince wrong? I am from a country of barbarians, and you are also a country of barbarians. How are you nobler than me? The nobles of our country like to learn from the things on Middle-earth.
In Japan, the nobles of the Middle Kingdom sit in sedans, and we also ride in sedans. There is no difference in Japan, right? Don't you also learn to sit in sedans in the Middle Kingdom? But you can learn a little bit like it.
Your Majesty the Emperor, gentlemen, do you know what the Japanese sedan looks like and how big it is? It’s just a black box without a window. Open the door and get in. A pole is lifted at both ends. Oops, that one is small.
It's almost like a chicken coop. I came ashore from Fuzhou and went all the way to the capital. Along the way, I saw a big girl from your country getting married, and the sedan she was sitting in was not so ugly!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The chuckles turned into roars of laughter. In fact, the ministers really wanted to give the Japanese envoy some face, but this Ryukyu prince was really hurtful... and they couldn't even think about it. Zhu Yunwen couldn't help it, so he had to
He quickly turned his laughter into a gentle and kind smile, and persuaded: "You two noble envoys, please stop arguing. I..."
Shimazu Mitsuo turned pale with anger and said angrily: "Your Majesty, it's not that the foreign minister disobeys the emperor's orders, it's actually the barbarian king of this small country who doesn't know etiquette. The foreign minister is here to pay homage to Your Majesty. It's right for him to humiliate the foreign minister like this.
Your Majesty is disrespectful, your Majesty should punish him with death!"
"Dao, don't talk nonsense!"
He Tianyang became more and more enthusiastic as he spoke, and shouted loudly: "You said you disrespect the Emperor of the Central Plains, who disrespects the Emperor of the Central Plains? We have our own clothes, language, and grooming, but once we want to make a pilgrimage to the Emperor of the Central Plains, we must follow the rules of the Central Plains. You
Look at you again, who is respectful and who is not? Our country has no written language, so we have to learn Chinese characters. If we learn Chinese characters, we have to learn them all. This is also respect. It is not like you.
Take a look at what you learned. I heard that the Chinese characters were separated, and those with missing arms and legs were used as characters. What is this called? Drawing a tiger is not the opposite...it is the opposite of the dog. Yes, that is
That said, let’s not forget that the people there are quite serious. Although they are painting dogs, they are still serious and solemn.”
"You...you..., Bage Yalu!"
"You don't have to curse people in different ways, I... this prince understands. Who is Ba Ge? Me Ba Ge or you Ba Ge! I heard that on your side, that so-and-so Emperor has no power at all.
The person in charge is the general, right?"
Shimazu did not deny this statement, he said proudly: "Yes, so what?"
He Tianyang caught on and immediately said to Zhu Yunwen and others: "Your Majesty, listen, all my lords, listen, is this human talk? Whether it is the Ming Dynasty or our small foreign country,
They all want to respect the king and the saint, but they have an emperor who has no power at all. Businessmen from our country go to them and come back and say, your general earns several million dan a year, but the emperor only earns a few
Wan Shi, the emperor’s attendants often have to add a few cents of chaff to their meals, what’s the point of this!”
When Zhu Yunwen heard this, he immediately became very unhappy!
Because of the incident involving King Yan Zhu Di, what he tabooed was the following offenses and disrespecting the king. Although he heard the Japanese refer to their king as the emperor and was very dissatisfied with it, he did not want to pursue the matter at the moment. He just felt that,
This general who conquered the barbarians was almost a traitor, and he actually made the emperor a puppet. How is this different from the traitor Cao Cao?
Zhu Yunwen's face turned cold and he said calmly: "Two envoys, I am hosting a banquet today. If you continue to argue, you will be disrespectful to me. You are all envoys from foreign countries, and you will be treated equally in front of me. He Tianyang
This is the Prince of the Mountain Queen. You are the Minister of Repairs of Japan, so you should invite Prince He Tianyang to take your seat. Take your seat!"
Shimazu Mitsuo's eyes turned red and he roared: "Your Majesty, you are... you are humiliating the foreign ministers!"
He Tianyang said mercilessly: "You feel humiliated, you feel humiliated, then you die. By the way, it seems that people there like to commit suicide. If you stab them horizontally like this in the stomach, your large intestine will come out!"
Oh, Your Majesty, there’s no fat sausage in the dishes we’re eating today, right?”
"Your Majesty, the Foreign Minister... is... the envoy of Japan!"
Mitsuo Shimazu almost fainted from anger, his face had turned from red to pale, his lips were trembling and he said to Zhu Yunzhen: "On behalf of the Japanese national body, the foreign minister... The foreign minister cannot accept such humiliation and arrangement. The foreign minister cannot
Attending the banquet, please excuse yourself!"
After saying that, he bowed deeply to Zhu Yunwen, glared at He Tianyang with great hatred, and said in a deep voice: "You have humiliated our country, Japan. Remember, we, Japan, want to go to war with Shanhou Country!"
After saying that, without waiting for He Tianyang's answer, he walked out of the hall and walked away!
Xia Xun was lying in the car, with a straw hat covering his face and his legs crossed. He seemed to be very leisurely and at ease. In fact, his ears were always standing up, paying attention to what was going on in the palace.
Suddenly, the palace door opened, and someone came out. Then the carriage and horse moved next to it. It was the Japanese envoy's carriage. Xia Xun sat up immediately.
Looking closely, he saw the Japanese envoy stomping out of the palace. Shin'emon was leading the attendants to greet him. Xia Xun looked behind Shimazu and saw that the palace door was closed again.
Before He Tianyang and Ping Nu came out, Xia Xun felt a thump in his heart and quickly jumped out of the carriage and rushed over.
Toriyama Mitsuo, with a big eggplant-colored face, was angrily boarding the car. Xia Xun ran over and said with a sweet smile: "Excuse me, this envoy, why haven't His Royal Highness the Prince and His Highness the Prince Concubine come out yet?"
Mitsuo Shimazu waved his arms fiercely and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Bagagaru! Die! They are all dead!" After saying that, he crashed into the car.
The carriage and horse drove away, and Xia Xun stood outside in a daze: "Dead? Could it be that his identity was exposed? Then why... no one came out to catch me?"
He looked at the closed palace door and then at the cars going away, feeling confused.
Inside the palace, He Tianyang was feasting happily!