"The audience in front of the TV, let's see who is here today, oh, one of the most popular directors in Hollywood right now, setting off a global dream craze, Shao from China! A twenty-two-year-old genius, a genius in Hollywood!"
Although the awards ceremony is shabby, it is broadcast live on television and the ratings are always not bad.
The host introduced Shao Shuaijun who just jumped out of the truck: "Shao started making movies when he was eighteen years old. Many of our directors, such as Chris Shiversent, may have been playing in the mud at that time, but Shao had already made films.
The stunning "Buried Alive"."
While Shao Shuaijun was still talking back to the people in the truck, the host said again: "It is said that he also made a movie that copied Guy Ritchie's "Two Smoking Barrels". From this point of view,
His movements are still faster than Chris Sieversant. Wow, look, Shao is here. He is so elegant and elegant. If he could be a little taller, I think he would definitely be able to charm everyone.
A little girl in junior high school, haha.”
Shao Shuaijun put his hands in his pockets and walked slowly on the red carpet with two holes. Occasionally he stretched out his hand and waved to the surroundings. Many reporters came today, and even domestic reporter Shao Shuaijun saw it. So he spoke in Chinese
He said hello: "Hello everyone, it's hard work. I have to travel for the Chinese New Year."
I didn't see the logo on the microphone clearly. These Chinese reporters, who seemed to be from Hong Kong, responded loudly in broken Mandarin: "Director Shao, can you give me time to do an interview later?"
"If I don't win an award today, maybe I'll be in a good mood and accept your interview. They..." Shao Shuaijun pointed at the host running over, "If they congratulate me, I probably won't be in the mood to be interviewed."
The host didn't know what Shao Shuaijun said, and even if he knew it, he wouldn't care. Razzie has always been known for its satire and parody: "Hi, Shao, can you say hello to our camera?"
Before Shao Shuaijun could answer, the host shouted into the camera: "Viewers, look, Shao, the director of the bad movie, is going to say hello to you."
Shao Shuaijun smacked his lips, feeling a little unable to answer the words. Director of a bad movie, this title...
"Hi, hello to you, crappy host."
The host, a wretched white man, laughed loudly: "Thank you for your compliment. I feel very happy when I see you angry. Wow, quietly, Shao's car is really cool. Is it a two-door convertible heavy-duty sports car? Excuse me
Is that Bumblebee (the robot in Transformers) or Optimus Prime? What are you going to do? Do you want to save the earth? Haha, you are not Shia LaBeouf (the male protagonist of Transformers), even though you are just as short?"
Shao Shuaijun raised his eyebrows: "Maybe it's Megatron. You know, they always want to occupy the earth, just like you always want to replace Oscar, but in the end it all ends up being funny."
"Haha, we don't disdain the Oscars. They are clowns trying to impress people. We are the formal judges."
"I think I will hear this tomorrow, at the Kodak Theater." The Kodak Theater is where the Oscar Awards ceremony is held. The host ridiculed him, and Shao Shuaijun used this to ridicule Razzie.
The host shrugged noncommittally: "So, what are you doing here today? Oh, you are here to win the award for bad movies and bad directors, right? Look at you driving a bad car, how well matched."
"I didn't have this purpose. In fact, I heard that Lindsay Lohan was coming too. I wanted to chat with her about life. You know that I also have a lot of enthusiasm for American beauties, and
I'm not here to listen to your endless chatter. Come on, don't just stand there, I can't wait to see Lindsay."
Lindsay Lohan is a popular American actress who was born as a child star. Starting this year, she suddenly became the talk queen of Hollywood. Her private life is in chaos. At this Golden Raspberry Awards, she won the Worst Actress and Worst Actress.
Two nominations for screen partnership.
"Lindsay is too embarrassed to come."
"Really? Am I the only one attending the Golden Raspberry Awards today? Oh, it's so priceless."
The two bickered and entered the award ceremony in the cinema. The American audience in front of the live TV screen was all happy. The Golden Raspberry Awards always make people laugh. When Shao Shuaijun sat down on the chair, the ceremony began.
, that kind of irony is called real irony. First, there was the ceremony speech, and then all the nominees and movies were included in the list.
For example, "Lindsay Lohan is 'Mean Girls' (a movie she once starred in)", "Chris Heversont couldn't copy homework when he was a kid", "Eddie Murphy should go to a mental hospital,
The medicine cannot be stopped", "Why isn't "Double Killer" called "Human Skin Chainsaw"? etc.
Shao Shuaijun was pretty good. He only lost two lines of "The Night Watcher", which made people confused and didn't dig deeper. Maybe seeing Shao Shuaijun willing to attend, he was afraid of scaring Shao Shuaijun away. You know, "Inception" is very popular now.
The craze has not subsided, and with the help of Shao Shuaijun, it can attract a lot of ratings.
Soon, two well-known comedians began to award awards: "The one who won the worst sequel is..."Basic Instinct 2", wow, it deserves it..."
"The winner of the Worst Horror Film is..."Boss." Let us congratulate Chris Shiversent, even though he has made it clear that he will never accept the award. He is so pretentious and shy, knowing that he
It is possible to win a Grand Slam today, and even surpass the outstanding achievements of his predecessors, and replicate Paul Verhoeven's glory of winning seven Golden Raspberry Awards, but he is hiding at home and acting coquettishly to his mother..."
"Double" was accused of plagiarizing "Hotel", "Saw" and "The Patty Duke Show". The director firmly denied it and therefore refused to accept the award.
"The worst plagiarism award is..."Double Man." Wow, I really want to ask Chris, why is the movie not called "Human Skin Chainsaw"? Well, he has already won two awards.
, I have a feeling that he will steal Shao's limelight tonight..."
The camera immediately turned to Shao Shuaijun, and then the host pointed the microphone at Shao Shuaijun. Shao Shuaijun shrugged cooperatively: "We Chinese have always been modest. I welcome Director Chris to steal my limelight. It's best to put the worst movie and
The worst directors have all been snatched away.”
"Our Chris is said to be a generous man. He has been nominated for nine awards, leading this year's Razzie. Maybe he doesn't mind giving up one or two awards to entertain China Shaw."
Shao Shuaijun's face darkened and he said nothing.
The spoof, oh, the awards continue: "The winner of the Worst Makeup Award is..."Double Suspect". Congratulations to Chris, he has won three awards..."
"The winner of the Most Unforgivable Horror Film Award is... "Double Man," which is really awesome. It has won the title four times in a row."
"The one that won the worst script is..."Double Suspect", oh, what can I say, it has won five consecutive awards."
Wow, as if rushing to the market, "Double Man" won five awards in a row. At this time, it was finally time to award the Worst Director award.
"There are really a lot of bad movies this year. I think Chris is going to break the record. He has four nominations for Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Actress, and Worst Screen Partner. As long as he wins two more, A new record is born.”
"Maybe Cheng Yaojin will be killed halfway, so let's see who is nominated..."
Bang bang bang, several movies flashed by on the screen.
"The person who won the Worst Director Award is..." (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novel will be better and updated faster!)