After all, he is a college student. Lu Tianxiang is no longer so wild. He bows and salutes in a formal manner: "Greetings to Your Majesty!"
"sit down."
Zhao Han was still reviewing the memorial without raising his head: "If you have anything to say, just say it, you only have fifteen minutes..."
Lu Tianxiang said: "Your Majesty, I have learned five hundred words."
"So?" Zhao Han asked.
Lu Tianxiang said: "Let me be a female general. If your majesty doesn't believe it, you can take the test on the spot. I have not only learned 500 words, but I estimate that I have almost 600 words."
Zhao Han finally raised his head: "When did I say that you can become a female general if you learn 500 words?"
Lu Tianxiang's eyes widened: "What you said is beyond words."
Zhao Han smiled and said, "I'm afraid you may have misunderstood. Let me think about it. It seemed that I gave you a badge at that time, asking you to learn 500 words and then go to the palace to see me."
"Yes, yes!" Lu Tianxiang nodded repeatedly.
Zhao Han said: "The rest is all your own imagination. I didn't promise anything."
"You...your majesty doesn't mean what you say!" Lu Tianxiang was shocked.
"I can't count the things I haven't said yet," Zhao Han sighed and asked, "Did you know that there is a female general in the Datong Army?"
Lu Tianxiang said: "I know."
Zhao Han narrated: "Her name is Fei Ruhui, and she is the queen's cousin. She has been fighting for several years and has made many achievements. Her waist has become thicker, her skin has become rough and black, and she has been separated from her husband all the year round.
Last year, she took the initiative to apply for transfer from the combat unit, to a civilian position in the Governor's Office, and became the deputy general mission director."
Lu Tianxiang asked in confusion: "Why doesn't she continue to lead the troops?"
Zhao Han said: "It is inconvenient for a woman to do many things in the army. Her children are getting older and her husband is also an official, so she always has to be looked after by someone at home. Because of her hard work and meritorious service, she was granted the title of earl, also from Datong.
To the one and only Baroness."
"I also want to be a Baroness!" Lu Tianxiang's eyes lit up after hearing this.
Zhao Han shook his head and said: "You haven't caught up with the good times. It's possible to go back ten years. Now that all parties have been settled,
It will be even harder to rely on military merit to get ahead. What I want to tell you is that this Baroness has been fighting for many years. If she were a man, she would have been promoted higher. She has suffered the consequences of being a daughter. It will be even harder for you to join the army now.
, after ten years, it will be the limit to be able to lead hundreds of troops. The Datong Army has its own rules and regulations. It does not mean that you can become a general directly because of your superb martial arts skills. Are you willing to be a soldier for a few years? "
Lu Tianxiang hesitated to speak, she really didn't want to be a soldier.
Zhao Han finally put down the ink pen in his hand, picked up the tea cup, and looked at the little girl while drinking tea.
This Yi costume was brought by Lu Tianxiang from Guizhou. She has obviously grown taller, and the skirt can no longer cover her ankles. The color of the clothes is bright and fancy, and it particularly shows off her figure. The waist is deliberately tightened, and her legs are slender and
Slender waist and full grip.
Emperor Zhao suddenly moved Lao Sepi's heart.
Of course, there are also political considerations. Southern Sichuan, western Guizhou, and northern Yunnan are all occupied by the Yi people.
Many tribes are quite resistant to Sinicization. If they can accept a Yi girl as a concubine and publicize it in Yi territory, it will definitely bring closer relations between Yi and Han.
Just like the Yao people, after Zhao Han accepted Pan Qimei, the Bapai Yao in Guangdong were extremely obedient and took the lead in responding to various government policies.
As for those primitive tribes in Guangdong who live in slash-and-burn farming, they won’t understand what you say and won’t listen.
I thought the Han people were deceiving me. Just tell them that the emperor married a Yao woman and that the Yao and Han people were one family. They would understand immediately.
Marriage is a very primitive political method, but it can still play a role in modern society.
In Guangxi and eastern Yunnan, there are still some restless Zhuang people, and it seems that they can accept a Zhuang woman as a concubine.
Moreover, when it comes to the Zhuang people, it can be publicized that the emperor likes Zhuang concubines the most, so he orders that the Zhuang people must be treated well.
When it comes to the Yi people, we can publicize that the emperor likes Yi concubines the most, so he orders that the Yi people must be treated well.
Haha, this is a good idea. Lu Tianxiang inspired Zhao Han. He wrote an order and said to Li Xiangjun: "Send it to the cabinet."
The content of the decree is very simple: the Tong clan has a derogatory name, and it will be renamed the Zhuang clan from now on, which means the mighty and majestic soldiers. From then on, the Zhuang family of the Han Dynasty can only be called the Zhuang clan, and can no longer be called the Tong clan. Not only are the men of the Zhuang clan powerful, , women are also dignified and beautiful. If the emperor seeks to marry a Zhuang woman, each village of the Zhuang family can select beauties and send them to the government for selection. The beauty pageant is entirely voluntary and local officials are not allowed to force it. Once discovered, they will be severely punished!
When the cabinet received the order, the three cabinet ministers gathered together to gossip.
Song Yingxing smiled and said: "Haha, His Majesty finally took the initiative to choose a beauty concubine."
"Yes, it's very rare." Pang Chunlai was quite pleased.
Li Banghua also seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, stroking his beard and said: "That's how it should be, that's just how it should be!"
The founding emperor had amazing civil and military skills, and he was also frugal, modest and not a womanizer. Because he was too perfect and fit the image of a holy king, the ministers were overwhelmed.
People's hearts are always like this.
The emperor is too wise, and the ministers think he should be wiser. The emperor is too wise, and the ministers think he should be dull, or at least have some character flaws.
Zhao Han now takes the initiative to choose beauties and concubines, and all the ministers are comfortable. An imperfect emperor is a good emperor, and a somewhat lecherous emperor is a good emperor.
In fact, Zhao Han is so perfect. He has almost drifted away in recent years. He calls himself "I" less and less.
There are more and more people calling themselves "I". When I first became emperor, I basically called myself "I" and only called "I" when I was angry. Now it is gradually starting to be reversed.
He enjoys the power of controlling the world, but sometimes he also likes to be lazy and not work, even as the royal family's expenses continue to increase.
Life gradually becomes luxurious.
The selection of Zhuang and Yi concubines is not only for political considerations, but also for successful men to expose their lustful hearts.
Zhao Han asked: "Who are your relatives at home?"
Lu Tianxiang replied: "My parents are here, and I have two brothers."
"Do you like Nanjing?" Zhao Han asked again.
Lu Tianxiang nodded and said, "I like it. Wazi is very fun. I go there every festival. It's much more fun than Shuixi."
Wazi means tile roof.
The original intention of Goulanwashe is actually a large-scale folk entertainment venue, of which prostitutes are only a small part.
The main body is similar to a theater, with a stage for actors to perform. Singing, acrobatics, magic... are all available, and stars can be born, not only famous actors in opera, but also acrobatic stars and magic stars.
Around the theater, there are other entertainment venues and many vendors selling goods. It is essentially an entertainment area.
There are even some!
Rich people come to the k to drink and chat, and the girls in the atmosphere team are waiting on them. The band is also on call at any time. If customers want to sing, they can choose their own instrument, or they can directly sing by playing on the drum or playing the fou.
The most popular fou is pottery, porcelain, and copper. It was originally a jar for holding wine.
During the Pre-Qin and Warring States periods, nobles liked to sing while beating the gou, that is, after getting drunk, they would use the wine jar as a musical instrument to improvise.
The King of Qin was drinking with the King of Zhao, forcing the King of Zhao to play the harp, and asked the historian to record: "The King of Zhao plays the harp for the King of Qin." Lin Xiangru knelt before the King of Qin holding a fou, but the King of Qin refused to hit the fou, so Lin Xiangru said: "Within five steps,
Xiangru asked the king to get blood from his neck." There was no other way. King Qin had no choice but to hit the fou. Lin Xiangru asked the historian to record: "The king of Qin hit the fou for the king of Zhao."
In the Tang and Song Dynasties, beating the fou and singing became an elegant matter for literati.
A bunch of drunken men used wine cans of different sizes to beat out different tones and rhythms, and sang loudly like ghosts and wolves howling, while the ladies from the atmosphere group clapped and cheered.
At this time, Nanjing's entertainment industry was more prosperous than in the late Ming Dynasty, and it liked to engage in retro style.
The Gu Museum is one of them. It can be called ancient times. The ladies there do not sell their bodies. Even if they sell their bodies, they are not sold in the Gu Museum. You can only ask the ladies out.
When Zhao Han asked about what he had seen in Nanjing, Lu Tianxiang immediately said with great interest: "There is Zhang Jiuzhi in the tiles. He is very famous. He has learned illusions from strangers. A water tank as big as this..." Lu Tianxiang opened his arms and gestured, "
There was still water in the tank, and in front of hundreds of people, I stuffed it into the hem of my clothes and said it was gone."
"What else?" Zhao Han asked with a smile.
Lu Tianxiang added: "He also has a cornucopia. If you throw a silver dollar into it, you can get dozens of silver dollars.
Last year, a Zhejiang businessman wanted to buy his cornucopia on the spot, saying he was willing to pay three thousand taels of silver."
Zhao Han found it interesting: "Did you sell it?"
Lu Tianxiang said: "I didn't sell it. Zhang Jiuzhi broke the cornucopia and told the merchant that it was not the cornucopia that made money, but his illusion. It would be useless to buy the cornucopia.
"
Zhao Han nodded in approval: "This person is not greedy for money and cheats, which is very rare. It happened that the concubines were bored, so Zhang Jiuzhi came into the palace and set up a stage in the imperial garden to perform for half a day. The female officials and maids who were not on duty also came to watch the excitement.
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Lu Tianxiang became more and more enthusiastic as he talked: "There are people practicing Jinshen Kung Fu in the tiles. They put the tip of their spear against their throats, bending the barrel of the spear and making it impossible for the tip of the spear to penetrate. Your Majesty can let the army sergeants practice this skill.
, you will definitely be invulnerable on the battlefield!"
Zhao Han couldn't help but laugh, and simply asked the soldiers of the Datong Army to learn how to break the big rocks in their chests, and go to the front line to perform and make the Tatars laugh to death.
Lu Tianxiang added: "Zhang Jiuzhi's illusion can also be used on the battlefield. He can cut off his own head with a sword, and his neck will spurt blood. He can also talk when his head is placed next to him.
"
Damn it, can you do head-moving magic?
This is interesting, I must invite you to perform.
Zhao Han said: "Since you like Nanjing, you don't have to go back to Guizhou."
Lu Tianxiang murmured in a low voice: "You don't want me to be a general..."
Zhao Han asked: "Do you have an engagement?"
Lu Tianxiang said: "Yes, the Shui Xi'an family, both father and son have been exiled to Taiwan."
"Then you go into the palace and become a concubine. The palace is quite fun." Zhao Han said with a smile.
"Okay... ah?" Lu Tianxiang was stunned, and then his face turned red. While lowering his head, he couldn't help but peek at the emperor.
