His friend Yixing said that he is a shameless, despicable, stinky, thick, and a bad temper but very suitable for being friends.
When Ma Wencai said, "Come here for me if you are not allowed", Yixing did not go there. So Ma Wencai came by himself. He said, "I call Shanlai, but the mountain doesn't come. If the mountain does not come, I will go close to the mountain. In fact, I will win in the end. Because we were finally close to each other."
Yi Xing looked at him, watching what he was going to do.
Ma Wencai did nothing.
Ma Wencai just said: "I admire two kinds of people the most in my life. One is the one who dares to scold me, and the other is the one who dares to scold me. Those who dares to scold me mean that he has the courage, and those who dares to scold me mean that he knows the current affairs. Wouldn't these two kinds of people be admired?"
So Yixing said, "Do you have wine?"
Ma Wencai said, "I only drink for my friends, but not for passers-by."
Yi Xing said, "Then do I want to be your friend?"
Ma Wencai joked: "Unless you, who is not so pretty, keeps stubborn and stubborn."
Yi Xing touched his face, but fortunately, he was still so smooth and said, "Stop talking nonsense, take out good wine and meat quickly. If you don't eat you poorly, you will underestimate your friend's alcohol tolerance."
Three people, a table of wine, and a big black dog.
"Lu Xiucai, your nose is so good. As soon as the wine is opened here, you are running over there." Ma Wencai gradually poured wine for the three of them, teasing the uninvited Lu Qinghou.
"This person, even if his cultivation is not high, he must at least cultivate two skills." Lu Qinghou sniffed a small sip of wine, "You must cultivate your nose and your tongue must be sharp. Only when you have a sharp nose can you find good wine and meat, and your tongue will not let you down the good wine and meat you have found with your hard work. If you have these two skills, you can go all over the world, and at least satisfy your appetite."
Yi Xing smiled and said, "Then aren't you going to steal my Hei Master's job?"
Lu Qinghou glanced at the big black dog lying quietly on the ground and said, "I didn't hear anyone say that pets can be raised in the school. You just brought them in?"
Yi Xingdao: "There are a lot of bullshit rules in this school, but there is no ban on carrying dogs. It doesn't say anything, I can bring whatever I like. Didn't I see that there were pigs and cranes in the yard earlier? Why don't I be allowed to carry dogs?"
Lu Qinghou smiled "hehe" and said, "Oh, you have reason, you can do whatever you like, no one can do anything to you! But can the dog's name be changed? Hei Ye, he screamed, and he felt uncomfortable."
He was whimsical, so he threw a piece of meat bone at the big black dog and said, "Little Hei, Heizi, Black Tornado! No matter what your name is, if you eat this meat bone, I won't call you Hei Master, will you?" The big black dog ignored the piece of meat bone and suddenly stood up, accumulating strength with his waist back, and his forelimbs were plucked on the ground, and he was about to rush over.
This scared Lu Xiucai. Although he was in the Ming Ghost Realm and was not afraid of a mere black dog, since the owner of this dog was his friend, he would not be able to teach him a lesson. Besides, he was given a piece of flesh and bone, but he didn't call him "Hei Ye". He rushed forward like a tiger. Not only was his spirituality already opened, but his fierce and unavoidable personality was also surprising.
Yi Xing and Ma Wencai laughed and listened to Yi Xing: "Don't mess with Mr. Hei! Mr. Lu, you'd better not mess with me, Mr. Hei, so you can understand people's words."
Not only can you understand human words, but you can be considered a human spirit.
Of course, this big black dog is Old Gongsun. Old Gongsun was still worried that Yi Xing would be injured in the competition, so he had to accompany him and keep it as a guide. Yi Xing refused at first, but could not resist him, so he agreed with him that he could not show his true self. In this way, the two of them supported each other, one walked in front and the other followed, and entered the Xinglin Garden together.
"Isn't this too spiritual?" Even Ma Wencai couldn't help but sigh, "Brother, if you fall in love with something about me one day, you must tell me."
Yixing said: "My friend’s wife should not be bullied. How could I take away what I love?"
Ma Wencai smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if you once or twice! I mean you want to like my things. I happen to like your Hei Master. Let's take each of you and change it. But my brother said it well, I only care about greed and ignore my friends, so I should be punished!" As he said that, he had sex with him three times.
Yi Xing disregarded himself and said, "It's no pity to give it to your friend if you give it to me. However, this Hei Master is like a father and son, and it's really not a good thing. Brothers are sorry too!"
When Gongsun heard that he looked down on him so highly, he seemed to be excited about his passion. He couldn't help but let out a long roar, and the roar was like a wolf, shocking the rest of the people.
Ma Wencai was shocked and said, "Brother, don't say this. I understand. Hei Ye is not an ordinary mortal, and of course he is not something that we and other mortals can possess. You should train yourself. We just need to drink it happily!"
Lu Xiucai nodded and said, "This is the truth!"
Yixingdao: "Don't go back if you don't get drunk!"
The three of them raised their glasses to celebrate, and their heroic spirit suddenly became. Before they knew it, the sun had already set. Seeing that the sky was getting darker, it was time to light the lights. The three of them were drunk and murmured, muttering their own stories. At this time, the door of the house sounded, and with a "creak", Mr. Meimei walked in with a group of students.
"Wow, I can drink so much, so many wine jars." This is a sigh of poor alcohol content.
"What kind of delicacy does it have when I first arrived at the school?" This is the older Confucian scholar who is working in a deep state.
"There is no evil today, so it is indeed suitable to drink alcohol." This is the little fortune teller who is pinching his fingers.
"Drinking alcohol and eating meat without vegetarian food, so you will get a stomach full of wine sooner or later." This is a criticism from nutritionists.
"Hey hey, what are you talking about!" Mr. Meimei interrupted the association of this group of imaginative students. "Now our question is how to wake them up."
Nan Batian was not happy: "What's the name? Let them sleep! I've been full of drinking and eating meat, and even if I go, I'll have to choke to death." He thought that there were too many annoying people around Mr. Meimei, and he wanted to stop him from going all the way. He was the only one who drank and talked with Mr. Meimei and did something that he loved. How could he refuse such an opportunity?
Someone echoed: "It's really no need to wake them up again. The wind blows and drinks are blowing along the way, don't get wind and fever, and delay the competition for the future."
Mr. Meimei held her chest with her left hand and her chin with her right hand. After thinking about it carefully, she chuckled and said, "Okay, then I won't let them go out."
Everyone shouted and left.
But Mr. Meimei said again: "Then let's have a dinner here!"
"What?" The piles of students were almost vomiting blood.
"Yeah, that's it!" Mr. Meimei started to move as soon as he had an idea. "You eight of you go and bring the ingredients over. You four of you clean up the yard, and we'll start moving in the yard! Why are you stunned? Go quickly!"
More than a dozen people had no choice but to clean up the yard, sort out a piece of ingredients, wash and pick them, put on more than a dozen long tables and hundreds of stools, making the Xinglin Garden under the night bustling.
"Captain, will he let them mess around?"
A middle-aged man stood on the top floor of heaven, looking at the noisy in Xinglin Garden, and was very displeased, so he complained to the white-bearded old man beside him.
Who is the old man?
Chengjun Mountain is long.
The mountain leader does not mean the mountain leader, but the head of the Chengjun Academy.
The old man with white beard.
A head of black hair.
The old man with white beard had a black hair tied in his purple gold crown, and was penetrated by a white rhinoceros. He was wearing a square-hearted curved collar black robe, and his black robe kicked the ground. From a distance, he looked like a black lotus, with a solemn appearance.
The mountain chief smiled and said, "Let them go! Young people are not all unrestrained and unrestrained."
The middle-aged man had to bow to the teachings, but his eyes refused to leave the direction of Xinglinyuan.
The yard here is noisy, but it wakes up Yi Xing and the other two who are drunk. Ma Wencai is just intimate with Mr. Meimei in his dream. When his ears hurt, he wakes up and curses the bastard who is bad for him.
"Where is a bastard? It's me, a bastard." Ma Wencai looked at Mr. Meimei's very funny face, but he didn't dare to show a smile.
"Have you had enough sleep? Even for the sake of how hard I tried to barbecue you, you have to get up and taste it, right?" Mr. Meimei was not beautiful at all now. Her face was like a big cat, with red and black stains crawling all over her face, and only her eyes still looked energetic and extremely smart.
Yixing burped and turned around and thought Mr. Meimei was so scared that he screamed out loud.
Mr. Meimei didn't know how gorgeous her face was. Now she just wanted to make a face that was easy to wear.
She slowly approached Yi Xing and said, "Boy, am I so scary? Forget it, you don't want to look at me during the day, but now you dare to be scared by me? You are actually scared by me?" She opened her mouth and showed a strong smell of alcohol, and obviously she drank a lot.
Yi Xing slowly moved backwards, but he saw that he was about to reach the bottom of the wall. He smiled and said, "Isn't it that the gentleman who was scared to be compensated?"
Mr. Meimei was so angry: "Okay, I will compensate you now! I will compensate you a lot!"
She said as she stuffed a roasted chicken leg into her easy-to-play mouth and laughed: "You're satisfied now? Your mouth can't be bigger."
He is prone to cold, but he is hard to imagine that this quiet Mr. Meimei looks like this after being drunk. It seems that it is better for women to drink less, especially for poor alcohol.
Here, Lu Xiucai woke up and felt very hungry. He saw a golden, tender chicken leg swaying around in front of him, as if seducing him. He couldn't wait to reach out and snatch it and ate it in big mouthfuls.
Yixing's mouth cannot be opened any more.
He stuttered: "Brother, you, the chicken legs you eat are mine..."
Yi Xing saw that the place he had bitten was being eaten into his stomach bit by Lu Xiucai, and couldn't help swallowing. Lu Xiucai opened Yi Xing's hand and said, "What's the point between us brothers? Is it necessary to eat your chicken leg?" As he said that, he swallowed all the chicken in his mouth and pulled his mouth to show Yi Xing: "Come on, it's all in your stomach, you have to take it back and do it yourself!" He also smiled sly and smugly.
This wine...is still Marvin is the normal choice.
There seemed to be a pair of peach hearts flashing in Ma Wencai's eyes. He lay on the table and stared at Mr. Meimei blankly. Mr. Meimei stepped on the chair, stood on the ground with one foot, leaned forward, raised Yixing's chin, with a smirk on his face, teasing: "The little face is quite white..."
(Since I am going to open a new book "Shao Siming", I have to update "Mo Fa" every day. I hope my friends will continue to support it~~)