If someone calls you a novice, should you cry or laugh?
Yixing is now in a state of laughter and cry.
Mr. Meimei stared at him with bright eyes, breathed slightly with his perky nose bridge, and then a syllable popped out of his plump lips: "Ph!" So Yixing was spitting on his face.
"You little men, my aunts have seen so many of you. They look like they have just developed. In fact, they are clear about everything in their hearts. If they are not careful, they become little perverts. But they even feel so unfair." Mr. Meimei shrugged her throat, "Seduce me? Fuck a little tender chicken!"
The conscience of heaven and earth, they are seducing you!
Yi Xing was so unjust that he almost wanted to yell out. But after hearing this, several people who were fighting for alcohol came over with small steps and asked him: "Have you seduced Mr. Meimei?"
Yi Xing was about to speak, and the man spoke again: "Okay, don't hide it. They are all men, and no one knows who! But do you know that your friend's wife should not bully him? You are so unrighteous!"
Yi Xing couldn't wash it even if he jumped to the Yellow River, so he hurriedly defended: "We are very pure."
The man said, "Do you dislike Mr. Meimei?"
Yi Xingdao: "How could you dislike it?"
The man slammed the high-high and shouted, "Wow! The only thing that can maintain a pure relationship between the opposite sex is the dislike of each other. Since you don't dislike Mr. Meimei, do you still dare to say that the relationship is pure?"
What is this a fallacy?
Yixing said: "I am not like you, I just look at women's faces and temperaments in a shallow way."
The man dissatisfied and said, "Then what else are you looking at?"
Yi Xing blushed and said, "I also look at her bust and hips..."
Everyone was absolutely overwhelmed.
They were talking nonsense after drinking, but Mr. Meimei on the other side was about to go crazy after drinking. Mr. Meimei knocked on their heads alone and cursed, "I'm telling you to talk nonsense!" Then she tidied her hair, smiled gracefully at the group of people, and said, "I'm still a virgin!"
Is there a normal one?! Is there any?!
Obviously, in the drunken carnival, no one is sober; sober means failure, and the winner is the drunkards who hold the wine glass and pour it into their nostrils.
Yixing had a good alcohol tolerance and slept again. Although he still felt dizzy and painful, he could tell the difference between the matter. Seeing that everyone and Mr. Meimei were drunk and continued to make trouble, he didn't know what was going to happen, so he pulled Mr. Meimei, who was kneeling on the ground and shouting and singing, and helped him into his room.
"What are you doing?" Mr. Meimei was taking off Mr. Meimei's shoes and socks. Mr. Meimei suddenly said in surprise, pushing him away, scaring Yi Xing leaned against the wall and exhale.
Then Mr. Meimei laughed again and said, "I understand. You have to help me wash my feet. When is the foot wash, of course you need hot water. What about water? You fool!"
Yi Xing helped her lie down slowly, covered her with a quilt, and said, "Your feet are so smelly, who dares to wash them for you?"
Mr. Meimei pouted: "Come on, come on, smell on, smell on, smell on! Is it smelling?" As he said that, he stretched his slender right leg to Yixing's face and sniffed on his face.
It's really... quite delicious?
Bah! Yi Xing quickly got rid of this idea, pushed away the incense foot that was whiter than his little white face, put it in the quilt, and said, "You have a good rest, I'll take a shower."
The only thing that is more comfortable than lying comfortably in the bathtub after practicing is to take a bath in a bathtub without practicing is to lie comfortably in the bathtub without practicing.
Today, Yixing finally made new friends and stopped practicing. He thought he could take a bath and lie comfortably on the bed, but unfortunately someone occupied the bed. Not only did he want to occupy his bed, he also asked him to wash her feet.
"I want to wash my feet! I want to wash my feet!" Mr. Meimei tossed and turned on the bed, rolling around, like a three or four-year-old child who was angry when he got up, and said nothing, "If you don't wash your feet, you can't sleep!"
So Yixing heated up a pot of water, brought a basin, and took a towel, and squatted beside the bed to wash Mr. Meimei's feet like a fresh little brother.
A pair of white and fragrant feet.
Now Mr. Meimei stopped moving or struggling. She closed her eyes slightly, her face was still flushed, and she fell asleep. Yixing wiped her feet dry, then retired the quilt, and smiled as Mr. Meimei was sleeping quietly.
After he closed the door and left, the room fell into darkness. Mr. Meimei's eyes slowly opened, and his eyes wandered aimlessly until she saw the purple air on the roof, and she smiled.
The yard was still noisy. Fortunately, the number of people was not large, and the number of registered children was divided into more than a dozen different courtyards. For example, the carnival of more than 30 people would not cause a huge disaster.
Yi Xing looked at the moon in the sky and said to himself: "Fang Bian, I wonder if you are looking at the same one as me?"
Fang Bian sneezes.
"It's so cold here at night. I would have brought a few more thick clothes if I had known it." Fang Bian said.
There was Fang Bian sitting on the roof, and there was a girl next to Fang Bian. There was a moon in the girl's eyes. She thought: Who is watching the same one as me now?
Isn’t Fang Bian the same?
Sorry, there are only eighteen girls in this yard except Fang Bian. Do you think you can count Fang Bian?
The girl said with no expression on her face, "We are on the mountain, so it is naturally much colder at night than at the foot of the mountain. Why, do you have no common sense?"
Fang Bian shook his shoulders indifferently: "Can that kind of thing be eaten?"
The girl thought to herself that she only knew how to eat, but why didn’t she eat you to death since she was a child? She didn’t want to talk to this person who was ignorant of the charm, but just looked at the wind coming from the east speechlessly.
"I'm really full." Fang Bian said, "How could I touch that bad tree that is so ugly that it's not like a tree!"
"I'm also stupid." The girl snorted angrily, "Why do you have to save you in trouble?"
Fang Bian hurriedly argued: "I didn't say what you are wrong. Now... I'm tied to you now, and I'm sorry."
The girl turned her head and ignored him and returned to the back of his beautiful head.
It turned out that Fang Bian rushed to Wumingshan from Huaizhou, traveling along the water and land, and was exhausted when he arrived at the town at the foot of the mountain, so he rested on the spot. Unexpectedly, after noon the next day, he had already fallen west when he arrived at Wumingshan. At that time, the famous book office was about to pack up the items and return to the mountain. Fang Bian persuaded all the way, and stuffed some silver before reporting the name.
He asked the Book Office if he accepted Yixing. He heard that Yixing was arranged to enter as early as noon, and his heart calmed down. After he settled down, he should first find Yixing to express his feelings.
When the Jujuvenile Master arranged for him to stay, most of the courtyards were full. Only this year had few female students, so he found a room for him in Hengwu Garden. Since he had no concern in his heart, how could Fang Bian not take care of this kind of beauty? So he shook left and strolled right in Hengwu Garden, and found some places with many female students to join in the fun.
There is a junction tree in Hengwu Garden, which has been around for a hundred years since ancient times. Fang Bian saw that the junction tree was born in a strange shape. Two branches belonging to different roots were connected together in the air. He felt strange and suddenly had a sudden playfulness, so he reached out to try to pull the two branches apart. This pull seemed to anger the spirit tree. One branch could be seen on the branches of the junction tree quickly growing out and trembling towards Fang Bian.
Fang Bian screamed, causing a group of female students to come up and watch the fun.
Someone asked him: "Why are you moving this spirit tree? Now being tied here, wouldn't you ask for trouble? Sisters, let's not worry about him, just let him stand here for a night to see if he dares to tease the spirit creature next time!"
Fang Bian pouted, looking very slung, and said, "Who wants you to save me? If you want to save me, I have to ask if I agree!"
The girls were so happy that how could there be such a thick-skinned person in the world?
He said this, and the others were even more reluctant to pay attention to him, and it was dissipated in a short while. Fang Bian actually had some pain there. The branches and vines were tighter and tighter. Seeing that his hands were almost unconscious, he was so anxious that his face turned red and his neck was thick, and he kept breaking free.
At this time, a girl came from a distance.
Fang Bian changed into a very casual and casual look, singing while whistling.
The girl said, "I want to save you, are you willing?"
Fang Bian opened his eyes wide and said, "Why are you trying to save me?"
The girl said, "You are lonely, aren't you?"
Fang Bian's heart seemed to be shocked suddenly, and he stared blankly at the girl who seemed to come out of the depths of her soul.
You know, it is very difficult to get men to admit something that proves that they are very cowardly. Not to mention that the person who admits is a woman.
So Fang Bianqiang smiled and said, "Maybe he was lonely before, but now he is not. I have found my good friend and plan to find him tomorrow."
The girl said, "Then how do you plan to break free from the constraints?"
Fang Bian said with a breath of fire, "Of course I plan to ask you to help me!"
The girl said, "But you didn't want to do it just now."
Fang Bian had no choice but to say: "I just didn't know that you were a real good person, but now I know."
The girl said, "Why?"
Fang Bian said: "Because only good people can help good people. I am a good person, you are the one who helps me, so you are also a good person."
The girl was speechless and stopped talking nonsense to him. She pulled out a sword and chopped the branch. With a "ding" sound, the branch not only did not break, but also bounced her sword away. The girl was caught off guard and her body was knocked down by this powerful force.
Seeing this, Fang Bian picked up a corner of the back hook on his left foot and helped the girl up, but he didn't expect the branch to grow suddenly and tied the girl along Fang Bian's legs.
Fang Bian An couldn't scream, but he was helpless. He could only watch the girl's hands wrapped around her branches, and her legs were still in the air and could not be put down. Because under his feet was the girl's face.
So, how did Fang Bian break free from the constraints?
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