"Dang Dang Dang!" Xu Huizhu and I stood outside the door and knocked gently.
The door opened quickly, and it was the frail old man Li Er who opened the door.
When Li Er saw me, he didn't look surprised. He just looked at Xu Huizhu strangely, then turned his head and shouted to the hall, "Master! It is indeed your precious apprentice who is here, but he is not alone, there is another one."
Beautiful girl."
"Oh? Really? Well, I didn't expect this boy to have a partner? Mr. Long! How about that girl? Is she qualified to be my apprentice's wife?" The master's voice came from the living room, his words were vulgar,
But it's kind.
I was afraid that the master would say something explicit again, so I quickly stepped forward and walked to the living room. Xu Huizhu followed in with a blushing face.
There are two people playing chess in the living room, one is the fat old man Wang Da, and the other is the master I miss.
The master chef saw Xu Huizhu behind me, walked over, pushed me away, and looked Xu Huizhu up and down, which made Xu Huizhu's hair stand on end.
"Master!" I shouted.
The master punched me in the chest and said happily, "Okay! This girl is good!"
At this time, I suddenly discovered that the master's eyes were a little blue, as if he had been beaten. Could it be that Wang Da and Li Er bullied the master? How could it be possible? I suppressed my anger and looked at Wang Da and Li Er. I
Only then did I notice that almost all of Wang Da and Li Er's faces were swollen. There is a saying that they were beaten until their heads were full of bruises. This is what happened.
"Master, what's your face?" I asked.
The master chef ignored me and shouted to Li Er, "What are you doing standing around? Go buy groceries!" Then he turned around and said to Wang Da, "You have no eyesight, why don't you clean up the house quickly and get beaten?"
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The fat old man and the old man took action immediately. The old man went out, presumably to buy groceries. The old man picked up a broom and a mop and started cleaning. He was very obedient!
I was very curious and asked, "Master, what's going on with the injury on your face? Why are they so obedient?" In my impression, the two old men Wang Da and Li Er were very arrogant.
"Hey! These two guys deserve a beating!" The master pushed Xu Huizhu and me onto the sofa, and then shouted to Wang, "Go to the kitchen to clean up. Are you here to eavesdrop on me?"
Wang Da's face was full of extreme helplessness, but he still walked to the kitchen obediently.
The master stood next to us and spoke to us quietly.
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It turns out that the master chef had no purpose in traveling around. He came to Hong Kong Island because it is a paradise for gourmet food.
One day, the master chef had just finished a seafood dinner. He packed up the leftover food and carried it away. He burped and picked his teeth with a toothpick with his other hand. He walked out of the hotel door with satisfaction and turned towards his residence.
I went there and suddenly found two strange people.
The two men were in rags and had unkempt hair, and they looked like two beggars.
Why is it said that they look like two beggars? Because there are no beggars like this. The two beggars were leaning against the glass curtain wall of the hotel. The thin one stood straight forward, stretched out his hands, raised his head high, and looked at
It doesn't mean like asking for money, it's more like you owe him something, which makes passersby stay away from him.
The fat one turned his back to the sidewalk and pressed his body tightly against the glass curtain wall of the hotel. His eyes were wide open as he stared at the delicacies ordered by the diners inside the hotel curtain wall. He swallowed from time to time. The fat man turned around.
He turned around and kicked the thin man hard, cursing at the same time, "If you can't get food today, be careful with your head."
The thin one staggered when the fat one kicked him, but he immediately stood up straight, continued to stretch out his hand, held his head high, and repeated the original posture.
The master looked funny.
At this time, the hotel security guard came over, because the customers in the hotel with the glass curtain wall suddenly saw two dirty beggars, and a very dirty guy looked inside with bulging eyes and swallowing saliva.
Some customers who strive for cleanliness have lost their appetite and complained to the hotel.
Seeing that business was being affected, the hotel sent security guards to investigate.
"Hello." The security guard was very polite. "Why are you begging here?"
He was speechless and still stood like a dead man.
He was so fat that he said to the security guard, "What are you doing? You're so arrogant! Are you in charge?" He looked very cool.
In fact, the security guard just wanted to ask a simple question, because even begging would not affect the hotel's business. Furthermore, the hotel owner had told the security guard that if the two beggars didn't eat, the hotel would give them something to eat.
Seeing two arrogant beggars, the security guard held back his anger, but his words changed: "Didn't you know that begging is prohibited on Hong Kong Island?"
"What?" Now not only the fat ones, but also the thin ones put down their hands and shouted, "You won't even let me beg for food? You won't let me live!"
It turns out that Hong Kong Island has already enacted legislation prohibiting begging.
Street begging is an illegal act, and it is common knowledge in Hong Kong Island. However, Hong Kong Island has legislation prohibiting street begging, provided that Hong Kong Island has complete social security and emergency relief measures.
The security guard looked at the two beggars, one fat and one thin, amused and said to them, "Begging is illegal. Look, the police over there are here. If you don't believe me, ask them?"
When the two beggars heard that the police were coming, they panicked and ran away quickly.
The fat one kicked the thin one as he walked, and scolded him, "You're a waste, you can't even beg for food!"
At this time, a voice came from behind, "You two brothers haven't eaten yet, but I have something to eat here."
When the two beggars, fat and thin, heard that there was food, they quickly turned around. Behind them stood the master, carrying several boxes of packaged food. The eyes of the two beggars lit up.
The master took the two beggars to a bench in the park and handed the lunch boxes to the hands of the two beggars. The two beggars shed tears and were extremely grateful to the master.
But the master chef discovered a strange thing, that is, the thin one looked very greedy, but never moved his mouth. The fat one actually snatched the food over, grabbed the food directly with his big black hands, and ate it with peace of mind, as if
I haven't eaten for many days, and I'm like a starving ghost trying to survive.
Originally, the master was very dissatisfied when he saw the fat beggar kicking and scolding the thin man. When he saw the fat beggar eating alone, he couldn't help but became furious and kicked the fat beggar to the ground.
He was so fat that he didn't dare to say anything, but he was too skinny and said anxiously, "How dare you hit him!" He raised his fists and wanted to fight the master.
The fat one quickly stood up, raised his arms, slapped him, and cursed, "How dare you do this to your benefactor!"
The thin man quickly lowered his head and apologized to the master.
The master scolded the beggar, "You are a bastard, you are so afraid of him, beat him!"
The fat one glared at the thin one, and the thin one immediately lowered his head. This made the master very depressed.
The master chef was too lazy to take care of it, watching the fat ones finish eating and the thin ones eating again. Then, the master chef said to the two beggars, "Begging is not allowed on Hong Kong Island. If you are in trouble, I can help you call for help.
The welfare agencies here will help you."
"Alas! I didn't expect that for the first time in thousands of years, I would be so depressed." The fat beggar sighed and stopped talking.
The beggar then said, "Officially, we won't go. If there isn't a huge secret, who would be willing to suffer like this?"
At this time, the master had already seen clearly that the two beggars were already old men, and he couldn't bear it. Needless to say, the master was superb in martial arts. Seeing the two old men who were almost no threat to him, he thought, maybe the two of them are really good.
You might need help with something.
So, the master said to the two beggars, "Since you don't want the welfare agency to help you, then I can help you. I don't know if you have a place to live. If not, you can come to live with me and tell you your story then."
I, maybe I can help you."
After hearing this, the two beggars looked at each other and happily followed the master to his residence.
When they arrived at the master's residence, the master threw the two beggars into the bathroom and waited for the two beggars to finish washing and come out.