After washing up and putting on the clothes that the master bought on the street when he came back, the two beggars no longer look like beggars. Not only do they not look like beggars, they also look extraordinary.
The master didn't care about his extraordinary status. He sat on the sofa, raised his head, and looked at the two beggars who were standing in front of him. The master always thought that they were beggars. Friends who read the book must have guessed that these two beggars were already very clean.
The beggars were the two fat and thin old men, namely Wang Da and Li Er.
In the words of the master, once you are a beggar, you will always be a beggar, because the master never likes to beg.
Even if it is picking up rags, after all, it is earned through one's own labor, relying on one's hands. But begging for food is selling one's self-esteem and bending one's knees. Although these two things are not very popular, they are both important.
The difference is incomparable.
The master got angry. The master got angry when he saw the two beggars whirring like cows.
The master has never seen such an awesome beggar!
The fat beggar shook his body, breathed a long sigh of relief, stretched his waist, ignored the master, and lay down on the sofa.
The slave-like beggar was busy helping and beating his legs, looking despicable.
The master looked at the thin beggar and felt extremely depressed. It was this kind of person's humiliation that made him become the fat beggar's bad habit, which made the fat beggar take it upon himself to bully the common people.
At this time, the beggar came over and said to the master, "Give way."
The master stood up in confusion.
The beggar said to the master, "Because he can't stretch his legs."
The master chef became very popular at that time. What the hell, do you think you are a wealthy landlord?
The master pushed the thin beggar away and pointed at the fat beggar, "Get out of here!" The voice was loud and deafening.
The fat beggar was startled and he quickly got up, "What are you doing?"
"Stand side by side for me!" The master pointed at the two beggars.
The two beggars didn't understand why.
The master sat on the sofa, pointed at the two people, and began to curse, "Are you two still human? The scars have healed and the pain has been forgotten."
The master pointed at the beggar, "Do you still have any backbone? How can you make him look like this!"
Then he pointed at the fat beggar, "Let me tell you, if you bully others again, don't blame me for being rude, I'm not jealous of my fists!"
Who would have thought that the fat beggar would be even more angry than the master? "What's wrong with me bullying him? What if I kill him?"
After saying that, Fat Beggar actually stretched out his arm and slapped Slim Beggar in the mouth with a 'pop' sound.
The master was stunned for a moment, and then shouted, "Okay, you dare to be violent in front of me, and I don't want to teach you a lesson, you don't know who I am!"
After the master finished speaking, he slapped him with palms like raindrops. There was only a snapping sound, and the fat beggar's face had become fatter and became like a pig's head.
But what the master didn't expect was that his original intention was to vent his anger on the beggar, but the beggar suddenly came to his senses and suddenly swung his fist, hitting the master in the eye socket.
In fact, the master could completely dodge the fists thrown by the beggar, but the master really didn't understand why the beggar did this, so he was stunned when he was hit.
Anyway, the eyes are a very sensitive area, and the beggar used a lot of force, and the master's eyes turned blue at that time.
The master's eyes became sore and tears flowed down his face. He quickly turned over and jumped out.
As soon as the master regained his composure, he ignored the situation and struck the two people with a flurry of punches and flying kicks, until the two people screamed and knelt down to beg for mercy before he stopped.
The master covered his left eye with one hand while pointing at the two beggars who had been knocked down and scolding them. "Are you human beings? I'll give you food! I'll give you drink! I'll give you shelter! In the end, you're going to ride on my head. Damn it!"
I'm so pissed off that I want to help you, I'm so confused!"
The master sat on the sofa and said to them, "Get out of here!"
The fat beggar didn’t leave at all. “Then where shall we live?”
"Where can you live if you love me?" The master was fed up with these two people.
"Don't be rude to him!" said the thin beggar.
"You are being unreasonable to him, what! Who does he think he is?" The master was so angry.
"He! Humph! I'll scare you if I tell you!" the thin beggar said proudly.
"You are so shameless. You have become a beggar, you can't even eat, and you scared me! Okay! I'll just listen to who he is?" The master prepared to beat them away immediately after hearing what they said.
The thin beggar looked at the fat beggar. The fat beggar hesitated for a moment and nodded with a heavy face.
Seeing that he was allowed, the beggar said solemnly to the master, "He is Qin Shihuang!"
There was a 'pop' sound. The master just took a big drink of water and spurted it out.
It can't be funny like this, Qin Shihuang would have died long ago!
Everyone now knows that the fat and thin beggars are Wang Da and Li Er. At this moment, the thin old man Li Er is swearing to the master that Wang Da is Qin Shihuang, and no one will believe it.
After the master laughed, he asked, "Is he Qin Shihuang?"
The beggar nodded.
The master pointed at himself, "Do you know who I am?"
The beggar shook his head.
"I'm the father of Qin Shihuang!" The master laughed heartily.
The faces of the two beggars turned green with anger, and they tried to rush towards them. Seeing the power of the master, they quickly retreated.
"Alas!" The fat beggar let out a long sigh.
"I know you won't believe it, but I am really Qin Shihuang!" The fat beggar said very solemnly.
The master was very happy when he heard this. It had been a long time since anyone had been so funny and made him happy.
The master waited until he was happy after hearing this and then drove away the two unscrupulous beggars.
"I didn't dare to tell my name because someone found out that I was really Qin Shihuang and almost ate me. Because they kept calling me King, I am called Wang Da in the eyes of mortals!" said the fat beggar.
"Oh? Qin Shihuang! Then your name is Wang Da, what's his name?" The master master had nothing to do anyway, so he was just entertaining these two guys.
"He is Li Si, the prime minister of the Qin Dynasty. He is the number two man, so he is called Li Er!" said the fat beggar named Qin Shihuang.
"Well, this arrangement makes sense!" The master nodded.
Qin Shihuang's fat beggar frowned and said worriedly, "How can I make you believe it?"
"You don't have to make me believe it, you're just making it up, I'm willing to listen!" the master said.
"It's not made up! It's not made up!" Qin Shihuang shouted.
The master suddenly thought that he was just joking. Could it be that these two people ran away from the mental hospital?
The master quickly stood up, ran to Qin Shihuang, touched his head, and said to himself, "You don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense?"
Qin Shihuang pushed the master away angrily, scratched his head vigorously, rushed to Li Si's side, and said a few words into Li Si's ear.
Li Si immediately looked for the kitchen. After a while, Li Si took out a knife from the kitchen!
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"Do you know what they want to do?" the master asked me excitedly.