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Chapter Thirty: Lecture on Quitting Masturbation

Zhenyang Medical University is one of the best medical universities in southwest China. It is called one of the best because its overall level is not too high, but it ranks among the best in pharmacological research on traditional Chinese medicine. Everyone understands this both at home and abroad.

, the side effects of traditional Chinese medicine have always been "unknown", because in traditional Chinese medicine, a single medicine may not only be able to treat one disease, but also have different effects on people with different physiques. This has also given rise to the emergence of some people in recent years.

Advocating Chinese medicine is pseudoscience and should disappear.

"If Chinese medicine is a pseudoscience, then we Chinese people perished thousands of years ago, and how can we still live today?" Tang Shuxing walked towards the door, talking about his theory to Ji Kefeng beside him as he walked, "Use

It is not appropriate for science to explain everything. Since science is supreme, why do there still exist so many countries that combine politics and religion?"

Ji Kefeng listened absently, but was very concerned about how to find Qu Wenxing. He checked on the Internet yesterday and found that Qu Wenxing was one of the best professors of traditional Chinese medicine at the Medical University. There were only five people with his title in the entire school.

Three are dead, and the remaining one is too weak to do anything. Only Qu Wenxing can take the lead, but because he is too old, he only has one big class every week, and today happens to be Qu Wenxing's

The day of class.

"Oh, Zhang Juan!" Tang Shuxing suddenly shouted and ran towards a woman in professional clothes in the distance.

Ji Kefeng now understood that whenever Tang Shuxing met a strange woman, he would definitely use this stupid way to strike up a conversation.

"Zhang Juan, it's really you?" Tang Shuxing hugged the woman, who quickly pushed him away and looked at him warily.

Tang Shuxing shook his head and said, "You still hate me, right?"

"You're crazy!" The woman glared at Tang Shuxing, "Go away! Otherwise, I'll call the police!"

"Okay, you are so heartless, I understand, let me go! You have long forgotten every bit of our relationship! You don't love me anymore, right?" Tang Shuxing turned around and left, returned to Ji Kefeng's place, took out a

He handed out a lecture pass, raised his eyebrows and said, "I got it! There is still one more to go! You can get it yourself!"

"Ah?" Ji Kefeng was confused, "Do you need a certificate to attend the lecture?"

"Hey! Well-known professor, you have one class every week, and you don't have to pay for it. They are all selected elites to attend the lectures. What do you think?" Tang Shuxing flicked the ID in his hand, "I'll change the photo first.

You can figure it out yourself, or you can just wait outside."

Ji Kefeng snatched the ID that Tang Shuxing had stolen, pointed to the name on it and said, "Your name is Li Caifeng? You can change the photo, but how can you change the name?"

"I have my own way. You can find a way to find your lecture certificate!" Tang Shuxing squatted behind the flower bed and began to gently cut open the plastic certificate with a blade, and then stuffed the one-inch color photo he had prepared into it.

Then he sat down flat on his buttocks, and from time to time struck up conversations with college students walking around, but without exception, as long as they were women or beauties, he would call them "Zhang Juan."

"Xing Er must have emotionally hurt that woman named Zhang Juan..." Ji Kefeng said to himself, then walked up to a female student walking towards the big class classroom, coughed, and before she spoke,

The woman glared at him and took a detour and left.

Tang Shuxing was laughing so hard behind him that when he saw Ji Kefeng turning back and glaring at him, he had to pretend to tie his shoes and suppress his laughter.

After a long time, Ji Kefeng returned without success and sat next to Tang Shuxing, panting and obviously very nervous.

Tang Shuxing bumped him with his elbow and asked with a smile: "Hey, Chicken Master, you must still be a virgin, right?"

"Get lost!" Ji Kefeng got angry and raised his hand to look at his watch. Classes would start in about ten minutes.

"Let me tell you, the physiological structure of women does not necessarily have to be practiced personally. I will buy you a set of physiological hygiene books for you. It is a junior high school student edition, with my personal annotations and signature, guaranteed to be accurate.

After you have sex with a woman for the first time, someone will give you a banner, and you will have to go to the temple to burn incense to thank the gods for giving her such a strong and good man." Tang Shuxing said and looked at it.

Then Ji Kefeng sang, "From today on, I will take care of you. In love, I only have you in my eyes. No need to doubt it, no matter when and where..."

Ji Kefeng directly overturned Tang Shuxing in the flower bed, and then directly stopped anyone passing by, hoping to use their lecture certificates. At this time, Tang Shuxing chased him and gave him his certificate and said: "

Mr. Chicken, you can use mine, I'll find a way." After saying that, Tang Shuxing stopped a man next to him, took out two hundred dollars and said, "Brother, two hundred dollars will rent your lecture pass. This is your identity as collateral.

Pass, see you here after class, I’ll give you the lecture pass, and you return my ID card, how about that?”

"Okay!" The man didn't hesitate, took the money, held a book and sat next to the flower bed and started reading. His appearance was not serious, but pious!

"Done!" Tang Shuxing nodded towards Ji Kefeng, and then swaggered towards the classroom.

Ji Kefeng was dumbfounded holding the lecture certificate in the back, but he always felt that something was wrong. He immediately touched his wallet and found that it was gone. Then he turned around to see that what the student was holding was his ID card!

"Tang Shuxing! I'll fuck your eight-generation ancestor!" Ji Kefeng rushed after him, but Tang Shuxing ran directly to the door of the classroom, came to the person who was checking the certificate, waved his lecture badge and went in. Ji Kefeng also waved

I paused and was stopped by that person.

Tang Shuxing stood inside and stuck out his tongue towards Ji Kefeng, whispering "La la la la" in his mouth.

"Your name is Li Caifeng?" The person checking the ID looked at the ID and then at Ji Kefeng.

"Ah, yes." Ji Kefeng nodded, looking very nervous. If the person in front of him was a drug dealer, he might not be nervous.

"Were you born in 1990?" The person checking the ID compared the photo with Ji Kefeng himself. I don't know when the photo was changed by Tang Shuxing to Ji Kefeng's, and the face on it was quite old. Ji Kefeng hadn't woken up in the morning.

At that time, Tang Shuxing casually took the photo, and then used the software P to create the background.

"Wow!" Tang Shuxing pointed to the photo on the ID and said to the person checking the ID, "Teacher, look at this photo, there is no trace of Photoshop!"

The teacher checking the ID looked at Ji Kefeng and asked, "Did you steal the ID?"

"Hey, Li Caifeng, where is your ID?" Tang Shuxing shouted to the real Li Caifeng who was looking for his ID on the ground outside. At the same time, he signaled Ji Kefeng to run quickly, but Ji Kefeng almost managed to get in without finding a crack in the ground.

He turned around and ran away. When the teacher who checked the ID saw that he had found the thing, he was also anxious to check other people who came in and stopped caring about it. Tang Shuxing, on the other hand, immediately stepped forward and made up a story about someone stealing something from Li Caifeng before, and deliberately stepped forward

Li Caifeng was really touched by the story that the chatting was actually to stop him, and she quickly thanked Tang Shuxing.

"It doesn't matter, this is what I should do." Tang Shuxing looked serious, then looked down, as if to say: The red scarf on my chest seems to be more vivid!

Ji Kefeng went out and found a place to hide. He immediately took out his mobile phone and sent a text message cursing Tang Shuxing in at least a hundred words. Then he received a reply from Tang Shuxing. The reply read: Mr. Ji, please be careful outside.

Does Qu Wenxing have any other helpers? After he comes out, try to follow him. Do you understand what I mean? I am among the students below, trying to find a way to know more about him.

Only then did Ji Kefeng realize that Tang Shuxing had completely taken advantage of him, and also used that person named Li Caifeng. He used this method to keep Ji Kefeng guarding outside, and also to win the favor of this silly girl Li Caifeng, so as to gain the favor of the students towards Qu Wenxing.

part of the view.

Then Tang Shuxing dialed the phone and asked Ji Kefeng to keep the phone open, don't hang up, don't turn off the phone, and listen quietly...

The class hadn't started yet, and everyone below was chatting and playing with their mobile phones. Tang Shuxing also started chatting with Li Caifeng, trying to change the topic to Qu Wenxing, but he didn't expect that Li Caifeng would start to feel bored with Tang Shuxing.

I got interested and kept asking Tang Shuxing what department he majored in, what major he majored in, etc.

"To be honest, I got the lecture certificate through some connections. I'm particularly interested in Chinese medicine, but my family doesn't allow it. I can only come once a week to enjoy it. Alas." Tang Shuxing deliberately pretended

He said aggrievedly, "I'm from a sports school."

"From the sports school?" Li Caifeng was surprised. In her impression, the students in the sports school were all big and rough, and their minds were full of men with the female surname [***], beer and sticks. Tang Shuxing didn't look like him.

He is tall, handsome, and cool.

"Yes, I'm from the concealed weapon class of the martial arts department of the sports school." Tang Shuxing nodded seriously. Looking at Li Caifeng's confused expression, he immediately grabbed a pen and made a gesture of throwing it out, "I'll throw one out for you.

Ah, do you see that? There is a fat man over there who looks like Doraemon. He happens to be wearing blue clothes. If I hit him in the stomach, his balls will never explode. I hate fat people the most.

"

"Uh - that's my boyfriend." Li Caifeng looked at Tang Shuxing seriously and said.

"Ah?" Tang Shuxing put down his pen and corrected him immediately, "I'm not talking about him, I'm talking about... the skinny guy next to him in yellow clothes who thinks he is Pikachu. I hate skinny guys the most. He thinks he is...

If you are thin, you can just insult those who are fat! They are really worse than animals! People and gods are outraged!"

"That's my boyfriend's good friend." Li Caifeng said expressionlessly.

"Ah?" Tang Shuxing was confused this time. Hey, girl, your whole family has formed a group to attend the class? Do all the people around you have something to do with you?

Tang Shuxing coughed and asked in a low voice: "Then can you tell me if there is anyone you don't know here? It will be easier for me to start..."

"Hey, are you really from a sports school?" Li Caifeng smiled at this time and approached Tang Shuxing, "Really or not? Is your girlfriend in this school?"

Ah! You boring bitch! Are you going around trying to woo me? Tang Shuxing understood. After all, he is the kind of person who has countless women around him and has countless women himself. He still can't listen to such words.

Understood? But since it’s already here, let’s do whatever we want. Anyway, even if we can get the news out, Tang Shuxing also approached Li Caifeng, and the two of them got very close. Then he said softly: “I’m really not like this.

The school, actually, is because one of my childhood sweethearts got leukemia..."

"Leukemia?" Li Caifeng was stunned.

Hey, of course it's leukemia! In Korean dramas, it's either leukemia or cancer, or it's blindness and being hit by a car. I can't think of any other reason. Please just pretend to believe it, okay? Tang Shuxing thought to himself, face

Put on a look of grievance.

"Oh, what next?" Li Caifeng nodded vigorously, "Do you want to listen to the lecture and find out how to save her?"

"Well, almost." Tang Shuxing nodded, "I heard that Professor Qu can make medicine himself, but he doesn't tell others about it, so I always wanted to ask for advice in private, but I didn't have the chance."

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