"Professor Qu makes his own medicine? I've never heard of it." Li Caifeng shook her head and asked, "Which hospital is your childhood sweetheart in? I know many doctors who may be able to help you."
Tang Shuxing thought he had changed the topic, but he didn't expect Li Caifeng to change the topic again, so he immediately changed the topic and said: "I really heard people say that Professor Qu is good, but he is a bit..."
Tang Shuxing started gossiping. Where is the woman who doesn't gossip? Li Caifeng immediately became interested. She leaned closer and glared: "Have you heard about it too?"
Tang Shuxing looked at Li Caifeng's terrifying appearance. Not only did he stare, but his nostrils also opened. He almost blurted out: Hey, can you stop glaring at me with your nostrils! The boogers are almost coming out!
"I heard that Professor Qu had an affair with his female student." Li Caifeng lowered her voice and looked around again.
"Yes! I heard about it too!" Tang Shuxing nodded and immediately thought of those female corpses in the villa. Damn it, the saying is indeed true - the senior brother will take you to heaven, and the professor will take you to a room!
"Hey, he's still having sex! It's so scary!" Li Caifeng said with great joy.
Scary? Tang Shuxing stared at Li Caifeng, who had a wild expression on his face, and thought: I think you are very excited, right? Why are female students so boring nowadays?
"Not only that, I also heard that he also held a [***] party! One to five! He must have medicine." Tang Shuxing gradually changed the topic to "medicine", "If I
It would be nice to have that kind of medicine.”
"Hey, you can't do it?" Li Caifeng approached Tang Shuxing again, almost touching his face.
"Me? Uh... it's okay, just average, an ordinary person, about forty minutes in normal time?" Tang Shuxing pretended to be embarrassed.
"Really? So awesome!" Li Caifeng smiled, and then her face darkened, "My boyfriend, in ten minutes, he still has to smoke three cigarettes."
Ten minutes? Three cigarettes? Let me go, that’s basically impotence, premature ejaculation and a failure. Tang Shuxing pretended to be sorry: “It doesn’t matter, he must have smoked too much, he just smoked less.”
"Hey, buddy, is it true?" A man with glasses and a thin face in the front seat turned around and asked. It seemed that this kid had been listening with his ears pricked up.
Damn it! Why are all the students so interested when it comes to these things? Tang Shuxing could only nod silently towards the glasses.
"Then... what should we do?" The bespectacled man's expression was very pious, and Li Caifeng was also very serious.
"Well..." Tang Shuxing swallowed, knowing that he had bumped into him today, "Whether you are in puberty or after puberty, it is normal to masturbate every day. Some men, even if they are married, have
A mistress, when she has a lover, she still goes out to find a young lady, but she still wants to masturbate, why?"
"Yes! Why?" The man with glasses stroked his glasses, and everyone around him gathered around him.
Tang Shuxing raised his eyes and looked at the people around him, almost crying: Hey, I'm here to investigate the case, okay! I'm not here to give a lecture on puberty masturbation!
"Because you couldn't control it from the first time you started masturbating. At that time, you definitely didn't have a woman. What would you do if you didn't have a woman? If you have the urge, then masturbate! You can't sleep if you don't masturbate! But it will hurt your body.
Ah, it's hard to control it. It's like taking drugs. Unless you cut it, you won't be able to let it go! What should you do if you have to endure it and feel uncomfortable? Make your life fulfilling, play less games, read more books, and learn about Marxism-Leninism.
Ah, the history of the development of human society and the like will have a good suppressive effect." Tang Shuxing nodded and said seriously.
On the other end of the phone, Ji Kefeng was dumbfounded. He subconsciously looked at his hand, and then quickly took it back.
"Teacher!" A fat man on the side put his hand on the table and raised it like a primary school student, indicating that he wanted to ask a question.
Tang Shuxing coughed and thought, damn, everyone is still so serious? So he signaled to the fat man that he could ask questions.
The fat man stood up and asked seriously: "Teacher, I want to ask, how many times a day is normal?"
"Ah?" Tang Shuxing looked at the fat man, "...it's not normal to masturbate no matter how much you masturbate in a day."
"Then how many times is too much?" The fat man asked again, with a serious look on his face.
Tang Shuxing stood up, took a deep breath, and pressed the fat man's shoulders: "When you ask this question, it means you have masturbated too much."
The fat man lowered his head silently after hearing this, and the people around him either lowered their heads or nodded silently.
"Everyone, remember, masturbation is as harmful to the body as drugs." After saying that, Tang Shuxing looked at Li Caifeng and said, "You women shouldn't do too much judo."
"Judo?" Li Caifeng was stunned, then realized what it meant and nodded quickly.
"In order to quit masturbating, many people have done everything from chopping off their fingers, burning their arms, slapping people in the face, drinking boiling oil, and smashing rocks into their chests, but it doesn't help! There are people who have their arms chopped off, and he masturbates with his feet after his arms are chopped off.
Ah! How terrible! Everyone!" Tang Shuxing stood up and stood there, looking like a revolutionary mentor, clenching his fists, "Look at you, all of you are sallow and thin. Ten years of turmoil and three years of natural disasters have not been so tragic.
Remember, stop masturbating!"
Everyone nodded silently. At this time, Li Caifeng's boyfriend, the third brother who smoked three cigarettes in ten minutes, came with a dissatisfied look. He saw Li Caifeng and Tang Shuxing having intimate actions, so he came over and asked: "Brother,
Which department are you in?"
"Department of News Photography, Brother Guan Xi is my counselor, what do you do with me?" Tang Shuxing asked the three fat men.
"See you at the Asura Bar at the door after class!" the fat man said coldly, and when he walked away, he added another sentence, "Tong District, Demacia, see you there or see you."
"What the hell?" Tang Shuxing was stunned, "Hey, what's Tong District, what's Demacia?"
"He asked you to challenge the League of Legends!" The glasses next to him whispered, "You are dead. His name is Serial Killer, and he is famous all over the country! Every time he kills an opponent, he takes a screenshot and posts it on
In the dormitory, even the floor of his dormitory is covered with screenshots!"
"Can I call the police?" Tang Shuxing shouted at the fat man, "You can choose cf, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty 10 or OL! I am already level 64! Taobao is also a VIP6 gold account
ah!"
"Tang Shuxing!" Ji Kefeng's voice came over the phone. Tang Shuxing quickly picked it up and heard Ji Kefeng scolding him, "Living Ancestor, can you be more serious? Do you know what you are going to do?"
Just as Tang Shuxing was about to answer, he found that everyone present had stood up. When he looked up again, he saw Qu Wenxing wearing an old costume appearing at the door. He raised his hand to signal everyone to sit down, and he slowly walked up to the podium.
, open the notebook, and the assistant next to you quickly connects to the projection screen and makes relevant preparations.
Qu Wenxing sat in front with his head buried all the time, coughing from time to time. It seemed that he was not in good health, but then when the ppt slideshow main board screen appeared on the screen, Tang Shuxing was really taken aback by the line above.
Surprised - "Pharmacological Analysis of Drugs" discusses drug production and pharmaceuticals.
The people below were talking a lot. After all, medical students know that modern drugs basically have nothing to do with traditional Chinese medicine. If they are related, it is also a matter for Western medicine. Why did Qu Wenxing, an authority in traditional Chinese medicine, choose this topic? And it is very sensitive.
"Students, please don't misunderstand." Qu Wenxing finally spoke, but did not raise his head, and his tone was very arrogant, "I am not here to teach you how to make drugs, I just want to explain the dangers of drugs and their relationship with traditional Chinese medicine.
, because this is a blind spot that most people don’t know clearly, and I just want to correct everyone’s ideas.”
The people below nodded silently. Tang Shuxing looked back and saw that the classroom door had been closed. There were at least a hundred people sitting below, and many people were standing. It seemed that this song
Xingzhen has a huge influence. Generally speaking, it is impossible to lecture on this kind of topic on a large scale, and it will cause bad social impact.
Afterwards, Qu Wenxing began to teach. The lectures were very detailed, but they basically started from the historical aspect, starting from the earliest and uncertain discovery of hallucinogenic plants, to the introduction of opium into China, and then the Opium War and later opium in the Republic of China.
The epidemic, and also mentioned the drug policy implemented during the Japanese invasion of China, all focusing on the key points. It also clarified that the production of opium and the production of traditional Chinese medicine are absolutely related. It also mentioned that many workshops in North China in the late Qing Dynasty joined the
Opium was a relatively new product at the time developed from traditional Chinese medicine.
A large part of the information was something that Tang Shuxing had never heard of. He couldn't help but start to wonder, is Qu Wenxing really the boss behind the scenes? At the same time, he was also worried that this guy was so smart. Did he know that he and Master Ji would come, and deliberately chose this topic?
.Thinking of this, he whispered to Li Caifeng, who was drowsy next to him: "Hey, wasn't this the previous topic?"
Li Caifeng half-squinted her eyes and said, "Every time Professor Qu's project is kept confidential, how did you know it wasn't this before?"
"Oh, I heard someone say that, and now I know that others are bragging." Tang Shuxing nodded, confirmed the news and continued to listen to the lecture. Who knew that five hours had passed since the lecture, and no music was heard from the topic?
Wen Xing mentioned a little bit of information about traditional Chinese medicine for poisoning, but he only briefly mentioned everyone's blind spots, and didn't say anything else. The people below also felt drowsy after listening to it.
Tang Shuxing also fell asleep constantly, feeling chest tight and tired, and almost fell asleep several times. However, in order to listen clearly and not miss the questions, he kept his energy up. At the same time, he also wondered why he was so bored if he didn't find this subject boring.
Are you sleepy? The air conditioning and heating are not on. Tang Shuxing thought this, and when he looked back, he saw that a large number of people had fallen asleep in the back. Looking carefully at the front, many people were also asleep, and several of them were holding their chins directly on their heads.
Suddenly fell asleep.
Something was wrong. Tang Shuxing looked in front of him. The assistant teacher also fell asleep leaning against the back door. Qu Wenxing also kept rubbing his forehead and the bridge of his nose. From time to time, he raised his hand to look at his watch. He looked at the sleeping person below without getting angry or expressionless.
His expression seemed to be waiting for something.
Oops! Maybe someone poisoned him? Damn it! Are you so brave? Tang Shuxing struggled to get up, but found that he was so weak that he couldn't stand up at all. When he looked up at Qu Wenxing, Qu Wenxing was actually arranging his clothes.
Clothes, he sat firmly on the chair, slowly closed his eyes, and looked like he was waiting to die.
***! This bastard was poisoned by him! Even if he died, he had to drag a group of people to die with him! Tang Shuxing immediately grabbed the phone and asked for help from Ji Kefeng on the other side of the phone. When he realized that he