At the foot of Huangshan Cemetery, the police car parked on the side of the road. Tang Shuxing lowered the car seat, put his hat on his face and fell asleep. Ji Kefeng sat aside and flipped through his small notebook. After thinking about it, he felt that You Xueying was indeed very suspicious.
Great, but there is no evidence? She is the chief envoy, so she is too powerful, right?
"It will get dark in half an hour. We have to wait until later before we can enter the cemetery. There must be a night watcher. If you find the night watcher, ask about Ai Jia's cemetery and cremation related information. Now it is all stored in the computer, which is good.
I'm looking for you, don't worry." Tang Shuxing took off his hat and let out a long yawn, "If you feel uncomfortable with idle time, just run to the police station."
"You reminded me." Ji Kefeng said as he put down his notebook and ran towards the police station. Tang Shuxing did not get out of the car and was sleeping soundly in the car. He waited for Ji Kefeng to return to the car with a look of despair on his face before he turned over.
Drinking water and smoking are very pleasant.
"It's useless." Ji Kefeng shook his head, looked at Tang Shuxing's appearance, and suddenly realized, "Hey, you seem to have known this for a long time?"
"Master Ji, you are very smart, and you are a very serious kind of smart. I remember when we were young, we were late for school once, and we were late for the student check-up at the door. You were so focused on making up excuses to lie to the teachers and parents.
, but as for me, I put the books for the class I was going to attend in my clothes, threw my schoolbag next to the garbage dump, climbed over the back door and entered through the wall. I lied that I had diarrhea and went to the toilet and did not attend the morning reading. The teacher did not suspect me.
Ah, because I didn’t carry a schoolbag and had books in class, but what about you? In the end, you were caught lying and you were beaten at home and even wrote a self-criticism!" Tang Shuxing shook his head and said, "You have to think about some issues.
, the more you read the information in your hand, the more confused you become."
"Xing Er, if you have something to say, say it directly and don't beat around the bush." Ji Kefeng knew that Tang Shuxing probably had another answer.
Tang Shuxing sighed and said, "Master Ji, who is the first person we know to die in this case?"
"Zhang Dajiang!" Ji Kefeng replied, "What do you mean?"
"Who is Zhang Dajiang?" Tang Shuxing asked, yawning.
"The big boss, the big businessman, and the future member of the CPPCC Committee." Ji Kefeng said again.
Tang Shuxing drank some water and wiped his mouth: "Such a person must have something to do with both black and white, but he was the first to die. He was injected with that medicine for almost a year before he died. He didn't die, but after
Ai Jia died before that, don’t you think it’s a little strange here?”
"I don't understand." Ji Kefeng's mind started to get clogged again.
"Well, now you have tied yourself to Qu Wenxing, Zhang Dajiang and You Xueying. Why don't you think the relationship between Ai Jia and Zhang Dajiang is better?" Tang Shuxing patted Ji Kefeng,
"A bold guess, even though it's impossible. Didn't the great detective Sherlock Holmes say that? Remove the impossible, and the rest, no matter how incredible it is, is definitely the truth."
Ji Kefeng looked ahead, and then said slowly: "You mean, Ai Jia is not dead, her death was done to avoid someone, and Zhang Dajiang, a man who knows both black and white, did it by himself? That's right! The previous police station
People said that when they received the report, it was Ai Jia’s boyfriend who reported the crime. However, Ai Jia’s family members believed that it was not his boyfriend’s fault, but they did not know why she committed suicide and did not think that an autopsy was needed. The police investigated Ai Jia’s boyfriend.
After that, they felt that he had no suspicion, so they closed the case by committing suicide. They only took a look at the body and did not even investigate the scene. After all, neither her boyfriend nor her family had any motive to kill her. The suicide note she left behind also proved to be handwritten by herself.
of."
"Damn it! Mr. Ji, does Ai Jia have a boyfriend?" Tang Shuxing asked sideways, "Even if he does, it may be arranged by himself or by Zhang Dajiang. She and Qu Wenxing behave like that every day.
You look good, and you still have a boyfriend? Can’t your boyfriend show green anger every day? He’s already turned into the Hulk!”
"Yes, I sorted out the case and followed the normal procedure, and it was blocked." Ji Kefeng nodded, "You are still a thief, thinking in circles."
"I am doing it for money, not for money. I am not the kind of hero who upholds justice." Tang Shuxing shook his head, "To verify this matter, we only need to find her so-called boyfriend, but I guess this person has disappeared.
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Then the two of them set off to find Ai Jia's so-called boyfriend. As expected, this man has long since disappeared. According to neighbors, the young man living here does not come once every ten days and a half. The house is rented for two years.
I can count them all when I come to stay.
The clues were broken again. Of course, this was what Ji Kefeng thought, but Tang Shuxing said that he could go to the cemetery to investigate. Maybe he could find something in the cemetery.
This time, Ji Kefeng learned his lesson and asked Tang Shuxing when he stopped the car: "Do you already know what is going on? Have you hidden it from me until now? Give me a surprise?"
Tang Shuxing arranged his clothes and backpack: "Master Ji, first of all, this matter has something to do with Bafang and Yaojin. He didn't escape. The person behind the scenes must be Yaojin, and he didn't escape. What we want to investigate is just to arrest him."
Go to the mastermind and ask about his or her relationship with Yaojin, why Gu Huaiyi came to us, and what kind of relationship he or she has with our parents. This is the key point. The police can do other things."
"I also know that the more this kind of case is, the easier it is to figure it out as long as you grasp the clues, but I can't keep up with your thinking." Ji Kefeng felt a little submissive.
"Master Ji, when I was studying in the past, my liberal arts subjects were only Chinese and History. As for you, you are good in Chinese, but poor in history, very strong in politics, and relatively strong in science. Everyone has a tendency to be partial to subjects, and besides, there are some things to learn.
It may not be useful, that's why you are an armed policeman and I am a gangster." Tang Shuxing packed up his things and got out of the car, and said again, "Three hundred and sixty lines, I will be the number one scholar!"
"Okay, okay, okay, no need to argue. I understand. From now on, I will keep my mouth shut until the truth comes out, okay?" Ji Kefeng pointed at Tang Shuxing and said, "Now you are my superior, and I am the junior
Police, are you ready?"
"Da Che is enlightened, Mr. Ji!" Tang Shuxing said, holding the door of the car, "Finally I have some enlightenment. Let's go and find the night watchman to scare him."
The two of them swaggered to the cemetery gate. The gate was closed. When they looked inside, it was completely dark. Except for the light and shadow of a TV flickering in a small room in the distance, even the street lights outside were turned off.
Tang Shuxing scratched his neck and said, "Damn it, there are no lights in this cemetery. Isn't it too suitable for this weird atmosphere?" As he said that, a gust of cold wind blew. Tang Shuxing shivered, then turned over and crawled away.
After passing the gate, Ji Kefeng followed closely behind.
The two landed, and Tang Shuxing squatted there like a dog, turning his head and saying, "Master Ji, have I ever told you the ghost story in the cemetery?"
"Ah?" Ji Kefeng looked at him and was about to glare at him, but Tang Shuxing glared at him first and reminded him that Mr. Xing is the superior now!
"I've heard it, I've heard it, don't talk about it." Ji Kefeng forced a smile.
"Have you heard of it?" Tang Shuxing did not move forward, but looked at Ji Kefeng and said, "Then you repeat it?"
"Ah?" Ji Kefeng took a deep breath, "Okay, I haven't heard of it, you tell me."
"That was one summer more than ten years ago!" Tang Shuxing stood up and walked slowly, deliberately tiptoeing, and at the same time motioned to Ji Kefeng to imitate him. Such a scene appeared on Cemetery Avenue - two policemen, padding
Tiptoeing like a thief, he slowly approached the night watchman's hut. The policeman in front of him was very talkative, muttering all the way.
"...It was so hot that summer! It was so hot that it made me feel uncomfortable. It was hot for men, and it was hot for women. **Ah, although there were many air conditioners at that time, some people couldn't afford them. What should I do? Everyone went to the outdoors to enjoy the cool air.
No matter how many mosquitoes there are, there is nothing we can do. A pair of babies in love came to the cemetery unknowingly. The man is a policeman and so is the woman." Tang Shuxing stood still and looked at Ji Kefeng.
Ji Kefeng looked at Tang Shuxing, then looked down at his clothes, and nodded: "You continue..."
"This man and a woman are walking quietly on tiptoes..." Tang Shuxing said as he walked in front. Ji Kefeng looked at his raised feet from behind, and quickly straightened his posture and walked according to the normal way.
Dharma walks.
"While we were walking, the woman suddenly turned around and hugged the man!" Tang Shuxing suddenly stopped and hugged Ji Kefeng. Ji Kefeng was startled and thought she had been possessed.
After hugging Ji Kefeng, Tang Shuxing added, "After the woman hugged the man, she came close to his ear and gently licked his ear with her tongue."
"Xing Er, if you dare to lick me, I will bite my tongue and commit suicide immediately!" Ji Kefeng said solemnly.
Tang Shuxing just stuck out his tongue. When he heard what Ji Kefeng said, he immediately changed his posture, let go of Ji Kefeng and said: "She licked and licked, slowly from top to bottom, wow, that man is covered in sweat, then
The sweat smells so bad that even mosquitoes can't get close to it, but the woman seems to be enjoying it, licking it vigorously, and even undoing his belt!"
Ji Kefeng subconsciously stretched out his hand to cover his pants. Tang Shuxing looked at his actions and said: "When she licked the man's lower body, the woman suddenly saw a bulge in the man's lower body. Her face changed at that time..."
Ji Kefeng chuckled, and then said: "You will definitely say that it is the man who is hard, right?"
"No!" Tang Shuxing suddenly approached Ji Kefeng again, "You are wrong. In fact, after the man's lower zipper opened, a head suddenly popped out from inside!" As he said this, Tang Shuxing backed away suddenly.
He opened his zipper, and a head rolled out immediately. It was a cat head!
"I'm going!" Ji Kefeng was really frightened at the time and took several steps back, because the cat's head was real, white and staring with a pair of big round eyes, "You...you..."
Tang Shuxing laughed wildly, then took off his pants, took out a stiff kitten from inside, held it in his hands and said: "This kitten is my only relative. I have always wanted to find an opportunity to introduce it to you, but I'm afraid
I scared you, so I took this opportunity to take it out today."
"Hey! You've scared me, okay! You are sick!" Ji Kefeng was really frightened and sweated all over.
"It's called Beibei." Tang Shuxing looked at the stiff kitten in his hand, which kept lying down, "It's the fifth cat I raised. It died because it ate something by mistake. I couldn't bear to let it go."
Bury it, pay someone to make it a specimen, and keep it in my backpack. Don't be afraid, it's very friendly. Come on, Beibei and say hello to Mr. Ji." Tang Shuxing said, holding the cat in his hands.
He made a bow and said, "It says hello to you, please return the favor quickly."
"Ah?" Ji Kefeng now really suspected that Tang Shuxing was mentally ill. He quickly nodded towards the stuffed cat and said, "Hello, Beibei."
"Hello!" Tang Shuxing replied in a sharp voice, then returned to his original appearance and said, "Okay, let's carry out the mission. Let's go and ask the night watchman."
Ji Kefeng stood there, taking several deep breaths in succession, trying to keep himself calm. He was indeed frightened before, but now he is really afraid that this lunatic Tang Shuxing will wait for him to fall asleep and kill him. Even if he doesn't kill him,
He might even make himself do something absolutely inhumane.
"Damn, don't let me pick up the soap!" Ji Kefeng touched his butt and hurriedly followed.
Tang Shuxing squatted under the house and waved to Ji Kefeng. When Ji Kefeng approached, he heard music coming from inside, and the sound was very exciting. Tang Shuxing asked at this time: "Familiar music, right? Damn it, no wonder we are
There’s so much noise outside, and the idiot inside can’t even hear it!”
"Correction, it's about making such a big noise, not about doing something." Ji Kefeng said quickly. Tang Shuxing glared at him again, and he immediately lowered his head and said, "Okay, it is about something, it is about something."
The music in it sounded familiar to Ji Kefeng, but he couldn't remember it. He just nodded and said: "Well, it sounds familiar. It's from a TV series, right?"
With a smile on his face, Tang Shuxing looked at Ji Kefeng and said: "Yes, it is a TV series that most men of our generation and the next generation in China have watched, and they all like it."
"What is it?" Ji Kefeng looked up and was pulled down by Tang Shuxing. Then he heard someone talking, speaking in Japanese, and then heard the sound of a woman moaning, as well as Yami's father and the like.
Ji Kefeng immediately understood that the night watcher inside was watching pornographic movies!
"Let me ask you, is Tokyo hot or cold?" Tang Shuxing looked at Ji Kefeng, "The answer is: Tokyo is hot!"
Of course Ji Kefeng has seen it, but not to Tang Shuxing's level of enthusiasm for collecting photos and information about actresses and making them into ppt slideshows. Two years ago, he even downloaded and burned them into discs and sold them. At that time, he was not called making money.
Wang, who calls himself the "Little Prince of Pornographic Films", is very popular in the piracy industry in the old city!
"Master Ji, this is a normal man, but he is also quite miserable." Tang Shuxing lowered his voice and said, "I just took a look and found that he is a typical big man with silk stockings and foot-picking, and his chest hair is all knotted."
"What are we doing here! Go in and ask him!" Ji Kefeng whispered.
"Are you stupid?" Tang Shuxing looked at Ji Kefeng and said, squatting down and looking like he was taking a shit, "We came in over the wall, so what if we were wearing police uniforms? Besides, I said knock on the door, you want to climb over the wall
, Who is to blame? Just do it my way!"
"Hey, you climbed over the wall first, okay?" Ji Kefeng grabbed Tang Shuxing.
"I'm your superior! Whatever I say is what I say, shut up! Otherwise I won't tell you the truth, just kneel down and lick it!" Tang Shuxing put the cat specimen on the window sill, thought about it, took it off, and picked up a piece.
The brick smashed the glass and threw the stuffed cat directly in...