A hole was made in the glass, and then the stuffed cat fell to the ground. The night watchman in the house was startled. He quickly picked up his pants, grabbed the roll of toilet paper, and turned on the light. Then he grabbed the toilet paper and ran to the window. He found that there was no one outside.
, I looked back and saw a white kitten lying on the ground with its back to me. I felt strange and immediately stepped forward, but I didn't see any movement from the cat when I got there.
The night watchman was puzzled and squatted down to catch the cat. When he caught it, he found that the inside was hard. He immediately knew it was a dead cat and subconsciously threw it to the ground and said, "What the hell!"
At this moment, the door of the hut was kicked open, and the night watchman was startled again when he found a policeman rushing in. He did not say a word, but rummaged through the cabinets to find something. While searching, he said: "Ke
Feng! Ke Feng, where are you? Ke Feng, come out! Don’t let anything happen to you! Ke Feng!”
Ji Kefeng stood at the door, lowering his head and thinking: Wrong, isn't this play wrong? Isn't that what the script just drafted was like? Didn't you ask him for his ID card when he came in and arrest fugitives?
After rummaging around, Tang Shuxing turned and looked at the cat specimen on the ground, knelt down directly on the ground, carefully picked it up, and howled: "Ke Feng! Ke Feng, what's wrong with you? Ke Feng, don't scare me! We agreed."
Now, do you want to catch that bastard together and avenge your wife, aunt, second uncle and third grandma? You speak, Ke Feng!"
The night watcher was completely dumbfounded. He stood there watching Tang Shuxing, and then slowly raised his head to look at Ji Kefeng at the door. The TV was still playing the "Tokyo Hot" pornographic disc. The men and women inside were twitching, and the background music was very erotic.
Tang Shuxing's howl seemed to follow the rhythm of the music.
"You..." the night watchman finally spoke. After all, what he saw were two people in police uniforms.
"Take out your ID card!" Ji Kefeng immediately entered the state, stepped forward and shouted angrily.
"Officer! You have to avenge me!" Tang Shuxing came forward with the stuffed cat and dragged Ji Kefeng to the night watchman, "He killed Kefeng! He is a murderer! Help! Kill! Pay compensation!"
"
Ji Kefeng stood there and looked at Tang Shuxing. He couldn't help but approach him and whispered: "Hey, brother, this is wrong. You are also a policeman, okay?"
"Oh..." Tang Shuxing returned to normal, raised his head and said to the night watchman, "Did you see anyone suspicious come in just now?"
"Yes." The night watchman nodded.
"Where is it? Is it here?" Tang Shuxing said and went to rummage through the trash can and then into the drawers.
"You..." the night watchman said dully, raising his hand to point at the two of them.
"Hey, you can't hide people in the trash can, living ancestor, can you be normal?" Ji Kefeng stepped forward and whispered, almost crying.
Tang Shuxing turned around, took out his ID and said, "We are the police. In fact, we are agents affiliated with the Ancient Science Research Department, a high-level secret department of the country. It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of it. Anyway, we will get it after we finish the investigation."
As soon as something flashes before your eyes, you lose your memory."
"Ah?" The night watchman was still confused, looking at the two mentally ill people in front of him.
Ji Kefeng stood behind Tang Shuxing with his head lowered and kept poking Tang Shuxing with his hand, telling him to be normal, just a little bit more normal!
"Do you have a deceased person named Ai Jia here? His surname is Ai and his given name is Jia." Tang Shuxing asked seriously while holding Beibei in his arms.
"I don't know, I'm just on night watch." The night watchman shook his head.
Ji Kefeng hurried forward, put the ID in the hands of the night watchman, and asked him to look carefully. Then he took him aside and whispered: "My brother was too anxious to investigate the case and got a little irritated. Don't worry about it.
We have something urgent to investigate. If you don’t believe it, you can call 110 to ask if our identity is true.”
"No, no need." The night watcher picked at his chest hair and laughed, "I don't think anyone is such an idiot and a bastard to come to the cemetery at night and pretend to be a policeman, right?"
Ji Kefeng laughed until he almost cried. He nodded his head and thought to himself: Man, we are really the kind of idiots and bastards you said.
"We have information, but it's on the office computer. I'll take you to check it out. Wait a minute while I change my underwear." The night watcher took two steps and came back, "Don't get me wrong, because there is an unwritten rule here.
The rule is that you must change into clean underwear when passing through the tomb passage. Do you want to change? I have some extra, just for the police and the people."
"No need, our underwear is very clean." Ji Kefeng still smiled, but this time he really wanted to cry. Damn it, are there things wrong with everyone in this city?
"I want to change! Is there any hellokitty?" Tang Shuxing raised his hand.
The night watchman shook his head: "No."
"What about Winnie the Pooh?" Tang Shuxing asked again, "Tigger's is fine too, I don't mind, and I can also accept Pokemon."
The night watcher still shook his head. Ji Kefeng quickly stepped forward and signaled the night watchman to change his underwear while they waited.
As soon as the night watcher left, Ji Kefeng was about to speak when Tang Shuxing said seriously: "I've also heard people say that you need to change into clean underwear when passing through the tomb passage. If you don't have any, take off your underwear and tie it around your neck."
, otherwise it would be disrespectful.”
"Bullshit!" Of course Ji Kefeng didn't believe it. Is there ever a time when this bastard Tang Shuxing could be serious?
"Forget it if you don't believe it." Tang Shuxing said as he opened his backpack, found a pair of clean underwear, and then put them on. Of course, the clean underwear was still insurance underwear. Ji Kefeng was so happy when he saw the insurance underwear that he hurried to see what was inside. The two of them tore at each other.
While walking, a photo of the three of them with their parents fell out. Tang Shuxing immediately put it away, but Ji Kefeng could see it clearly because he had always kept that photo by the bedside of his dormitory.
"Hey, you still keep that photo? Mine has disappeared a long time ago." Ji Kefeng lied, "Is there really something wrong with you for putting the photo in that place?"
"Is it none of your business?" Tang Shuxing was wearing trousers, "Let me ask you, is that the most important part of a man, right? So there is nothing wrong with putting the baby there."
Just as Ji Kefeng was about to speak, the night watchman came out, holding three flashlights and gave each of them one, and then walked towards the office. Along the way, the night watchman kept saying that it was much colder here than in the city below. It was several times colder.
Du, no matter how brave you are, you will be scared if there is no one to accompany you. Ji Kefeng looked around, and Tang Shuxing answered absentmindedly. After arriving at the office, the night watchman turned on the light, and then came to the computer, clumsily
Enter the name directly to query. Two Aijia were found, one was stored in the cemetery, and the other was placed in a wooden cabinet in the house for rent. The one in the cemetery was obviously the Aijia they were looking for, because the age matched the specific
I couldn't find it clearly on the computer. After all, it belonged to the deceased's personal arsenal.
After checking the information, Tang Shuxing and Ji Kefeng looked at each other and continued to act, saying that they would go to the cemetery to check. The night watchman immediately said that he would go too, saying that it was mainly to help, but in fact he was worried about what the two policemen would do in the cemetery.
As it happened, before leaving, Tang Shuxing had already taken a look at where they placed their tools, and also noticed that all the night watchman's keys were hanging on his waist.
"This place is divided into four gardens: East, West, North and South. The Aijia you are looking for is in the Nanyuan, which is considered a secondary cemetery here. However, there is also a special cemetery far away on the other side of the mountain. It belongs to foreigners, because
The beliefs are different, so the cemeteries are all separate. We all say that it is a concession in the cemetery." The night watchman introduced as he walked, "People nowadays can't afford to die. There are about 100,000 cemeteries in Nanyuan.
, they are all buried in joint tombs.”
"Buried together?" Tang Shuxing glanced at Ji Kefeng and asked, "Is that Ai Jia also buried together?"
"Yes, it must be, they are all in Nanyuan." The night watcher nodded.
When I arrived at Nanyuan Cemetery, even if there was no light, I could see neat rows of tombstones. Just looking at them made me feel intimidated, let alone getting close to them. The night watchers didn’t think anything of it, and kept looking at themselves.
He said to himself: "When a person dies, it is like a lamp going out. There is nothing left. There is nothing to be afraid of."
The night watchman led the way, shining a flashlight on the surrounding tombstones, looking for them, and talking to himself about whether this newly buried one died of illness, that one died in a car accident, and who else drowned.
After walking for a long time, I finally found Ai Jia's tombstone deep in the center of the cemetery. Then I shined a flashlight and said, "I found it. This is it. It's her." The tone was the same as if Ai Jia owed him a lot of money.
When the night watchman's flashlight illuminated the photo on the tombstone, he was stunned: "Oh, she was a great beauty. She died so young. I am really jealous of her beauty."
Tang Shuxing looked closer at the photo. It was indeed very beautiful, but it looked like a selfie taken by Ai Jia before she was alive. She just pouted and raised her scissor hands. But when she thought about it, it was really weird. Taking a selfie.
The photo was actually placed on top of the tombstone.
Ji Kefeng looked at the date above. It was indeed buried a year ago, but there was a blank line next to it. If it was a joint burial, then Ai Jia must not only be buried there. Thinking of this, Ji Kefeng immediately asked: "Brother, this is
Was the joint burial purchased by the deceased himself during his lifetime?"
"No." The night watcher shook his head and recalled, "I glanced at the information I was looking at just now. It was a joint tomb that someone bought after she died."
"Oh." Ji Kefeng nodded and continued to look at the tombstone, thinking about how to get rid of the night watchman.
"Master Chicken." Tang Shuxing stood at a certain tombstone in the next row and waved to him. Ji Kefeng hurried over and saw a tombstone illuminated by Tang Shuxing's flashlight with three big characters written on it: Zhang Dajiang!
"I'm going..." Ji Kefeng immediately realized what was going on. Looking at the photo on the tombstone, it was indeed Zhang Dajiang who died some time ago. His grave was next to Ai Jia, one behind the other? Sure enough, it was with Tang Shu.
The criminal analysis is exactly the same, there must be something going on between these two people!
"Brother! Come and see! There seems to be someone over there!" Tang Shuxing suddenly pointed in one direction and shouted. When the night watchman came over, he raised his hand and knocked him out with a palm, and then took it out of his backpack.
A bottle of toilet water actually contained a drug. Tang Shuxing poured some of it on the toilet paper, covered his mouth and nose, and after a while he let go and said, "This guy has to sleep for a few times.
Hours, that’s enough. Come on, let’s move him back and get the tools.”
"Get tools!?" Ji Kefeng was puzzled, "You want to dig a grave?"
"Nonsense, of course! Are you still taking tools to dig holes and bury people?" Tang Shuxing and Ji Kefeng worked together to lift the night watcher, put it on their backs, and trotted back to the hut with a huff and puffs. Then they immediately took out the tools and started again.