After living in seclusion for ten years, Tang Sanmu returned to the city, only to find that all the masters of metaphysics have become Internet celebrities. The beauties use cosmetics to change their appearance? Sooner or later they will become sausage mouths! A young man casts a love spell on a young lady? Look at the black smoke rising from your ancestral grave! Uncle’s fortune-telling is inaccurate? You don’t have black lines on your head! Netizens are dissatisfied: Who are you, pointing out the world? Miki sneered: Others practice Taoism, and I cultivate immortality.