Why did such a pure person make so many wretched friends and brothers? The most wretched ones were Guo Jia and Liu Liu, and the most frivolous ones were Zhang Yu and Wu Huan.
Even though Wu Huan is young, he knows a lot. What he said about the comparison between royal girls and lolita, and what are the charming features of royal girls. Even Xiao Feng couldn't help but nod his head.
At the dinner table, Xiao Feng couldn't help but ask, are you basing this on your own personal experience?
Do you know how Wu Huan answered? He said that he occasionally goes online, reads online novels, and looks up relevant information to learn.
Xiao Feng slammed the table at that time, Damn, the Internet has deceived a generation of young people who are like flowers.
Huo Tian suffered a defeat at the hands of Wu Huan, but he didn't take it seriously. Instead, he had a good temper with him. He poured a glass of beer for Wu Huan: "Wu Huan, are you a virgin?"
When Wu Huan heard this, he lowered his head in frustration and said something that surprised the wolves: "Don't talk about being a virgin, even the first kiss. Alas, I have never practiced it once in my life, so it is just talk on paper."
Ahem, talk on paper... paper is toilet paper... As for soldiers...
In today's society, it is acceptable for a 15-year-old boy to be a little virgin, but to say that he even had his first kiss is a bit exaggerated. Nowadays, children of 11 or 12 years old are talking about "wife and husband", hugging each other, kissing and touching each other Touched something.
Huo Tian's face was heavy and he patted Wu Huan on the shoulder: "Wu Huan, I feel deeply sad for you. You are discrediting socialism."
Don't look at Huo Tian who often has a sullen face in front of his younger brother. That's something he can't do after becoming the boss. Isn't it said that no matter what he does, there are gains and losses. In the past, he was similar to Zhang Yu, but Xiao Feng Often jokingly called the 'two living treasures'.
Now that the younger brothers are all next door, Huo Tian has revealed his true colors again, and his words are so exciting.
As for Wu Huan, after getting acquainted with Xiao Feng and others, he was no longer so cold. He also talked and laughed from time to time and no longer wore that cold face.
"Oh, the place I live in is so quiet. Let alone Sister Yu, it's hard to see even the fucking firewood girl. The Erhua next door to me is 16 years old and weighs over 170 pounds. Every time I see her, I It reminds me of the sow in the pigsty," Wu Huan said with a sigh.
Huo Tian saw Wu Huan's pitiful words and raised his glass: "Wu Huan, if nothing else, I will take you out to play tonight and let you lose your virginity."
"Really, then I have to thank Brother Tian," Wu Huan nodded excitedly and hurriedly picked up the wine glass and clinked it.
Xiao Feng couldn't sit still next to him. Damn it, I asked you to call me 'Brother Feng' and pretend to be cold to me, saying, 'I don't like to call others 'Brother'. At least until you really convince me, don't You're delusional, grandma, now Huotian can handle you with just one girl, and you can be called by Brother Tian one by one.
"Well, A Tian is right. We need to find two ladies with black silk stockings for Wu Huan tonight so that he can lose his virginity as soon as possible, otherwise he will be embarrassed." Xiao Feng gave him a strong dose of medicine. .
Wu Huan's eyes widened: "Two, Sister Heishi, Brother Feng, what you said is true,"
"..." Xiao Feng stopped talking, raised his head and drank up the Wuliangye in twos and threes, and said in a deep voice: "Really,"
‘Pa’, the private room door opened, and the beautiful waitress came in with a tray, bent over and put the dishes on the table.
Wu Huan put on a cold look again, but his eyes glanced at the waitress's collar from time to time, and he said calmly: "Well, put it down."
The waitress glanced at Wu Huan, took the tray and walked out.
"Boy, why don't you pretend to be capable? Today's girls don't like cold handsome guys, understand?" Xiao Feng rolled his eyes at Wu Huan, took out two to three thousand yuan from his wallet, and threw it in front of him: "Most girls like this now,"
Wu Huan was not polite. He collected the money and looked at Xiao Feng: "It's not that I'm pretending to be cold, it's just my temperament. I've always been like this when I meet strangers, regardless of men or women. Now that we're familiar with each other, we can be more casual. "
Xiao Feng nodded, as if there really are people with such a personality. In front of strangers, they are either indifferent or cold, but in front of acquaintances, they are cheerful and heartless.
When the meal was about to end, Xiao Feng looked at Huo Tian and said, "A Tian, you take the foreigners around in the afternoon, and I'll go and do something."
"Okay, you go about your business," Huo Tian nodded.
Wu Huan pointed to himself: "What about me?"
"I'm going to meet a beautiful woman. If you want to follow me, you can follow me. Otherwise, you can go to the campus with A Tian and the others."
Wu Huan thought for a while and said righteously: "I am your bodyguard. In order to protect your safety, I will stay with you."
Xiao Feng did not expose Wu Huan's evil thoughts and nodded: "Well, after drinking this glass of wine, let's go."
After Xiao Feng and Wu Huan left, Huo Tian put down his wine glass: "Mumu, I dreamed about Xiao Yuzi last night,"
Lin Mo glanced at Huo Tian and smiled: "I often dream about him."
"Hey, I don't know if this kid is living well abroad or if he has been bullied," Huo Tian murmured to himself.
Lin Lin snorted: "It's good if he doesn't bully others,"
"Yes, hey, Xiao Yuzi has always been restless, but there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers there. Who dares to say that he can get away with it? Damn it, I've been gone for so long and there's not even a phone call."
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On the small island, Zhang Yu sat on the rocks by the sea, holding a piece of seaweed in his mouth and quietly looking at the vast sea.
"Zhang Yu, why are you here? Give me a good meal," Yun Tingfei came from behind, holding a small dumbbell in his hand and waving it constantly.
Zhang Yu looked back at Yun Tingfei with a cynical smile: "I'm fishing."
"Fishing," Yun Tingfei made a few fist pumping movements with the dumbbells, and asked doubtfully: "You don't have a fishing rod in your hand, what kind of fish are you fishing for?"
"Mermaid, Lao Yun, do you think I'm handsome? I just sat on the beach like this. The mermaid in the sea was naturally fascinated by me and swam up obediently. Haha..." Zhang Yu laughed, very arrogantly.
Yun Tingfei rolled his eyes, threw the dumbbells on the ground, and sat next to Zhang Yu: "I think you were stunned by a hunting dog and your head is damaged,"
The hunting dog, Evil Wind, ranked 35th, is famous for his ferocity. He wears a steel claw on his right hand, which can tear bones and tendons. Behind him is Tianmen's Young Master, Zhang Yu.
Zhang Yu challenged the hunting dog three times, but failed every time. Losing naturally comes with a price.
"Hunter, hum, I'm going to break his head today," Zhang Yu pulled open his shirt. There were three red wounds on his chest, front and back. They were injured by the steel claws of the hound. Three challenges. , one scar at a time.
Yun Tingfei patted Zhang Yu's shoulder: "Come on, I'm waiting for you to challenge me,"
"Haha, just wait, it's the 25th," Zhang Yu said with an evil smile.
On the beach in the distance, a man with a steel claw on his right hand walked up. He had a fierce look on his face. Behind him, there was a shirtless Atai, a down-and-out member of the Thai royal family.
"Why is he here?" Yun Tingfei looked at the man with steel claws and said with a frown.
Zhang Yu smiled and stood up from the rock: "I made a challenge to him and asked him to come over to play a leapfrog challenge." As he said that, his upper body muscles trembled and he jumped off the rock.
"Zhang Yu, are your skin itchy?" The man with the steel claw stood still, pointed at Zhang Yu with his steel claw, and said with a sneer.
Zhang Yu bent down to pick up the dumbbell dropped by Yun Tingfei, waved it in his hand, and smiled with satisfaction: "Old Yun, lend me your dumbbell."
Seeing that Zhang Yu was ignoring him, the steel-clawed man took a few steps forward: "Zhang Yu, I won't show mercy this time,"
Zhang Yu looked at the man with steel claws, a cold light flashed in his eyes: "Don't worry, I won't show mercy to you, hunting dog,"
Show mercy, huh, as the hunting dog said nicely, there was no time when he didn't want to kill Zhang Yu and then hurry up. If he hadn't been able to hide quickly, he would have been disemboweled by the steel claws.
"Lao Yun, Artai, you two bear witness for me," Zhang Yu raised the dumbbells and exerted force under his feet. The beach sunken, and he rushed in front of the hunting dog.
The hunting dog's steel claws glowed with cold light as it clawed at Zhang Yu's neck. If the grip was firm, his neck might have been severed.
Zhang Yu did not dodge, and hit the steel claw hard with the dumbbell in his hand.
There was a crisp sound, and then a string of sparks appeared, the dumbbell fell to the ground, and the hunting dog's steel claws were also damaged.
Zhang Yu took advantage of this opportunity and stabbed himself in the stomach with the broken steel claw. He put his arms around the hunting dog's neck and gritted his teeth: "Goodbye."
As Zhang Yu finished speaking, he exerted force with both hands, and heard a "click, click, click" sound, and the hunting dog's head was twisted off.
The hunting dog's face was full of fear, and he stared at his back with wide eyes. All the strength in his body was instantly drained, and the steel claws were inserted weakly into Zhang Yu's belly.
Zhang Yu felt a pain in his belly and kicked the hunting dog away. Without even looking at the blood marks on his stomach, he laughed ferociously: "Hounding dog, I said, it will definitely break your head."
Yun Tingfei and Artai were stunned. Zhang Yu had just eliminated the powerful enemy of the hunting dog. However, when they saw the scars on Zhang Yu's stomach, they all understood that Zhang Yu had been in such a thrilling situation just now.
Zhang Yu looked back and looked at the two of them: "Let's go back to the base."
Yun Tingfei and Artai nodded. One held the dumbbells and the other dragged the body of the hunting dog. They followed Zhang Yu and walked towards the training base in the distance.
Zhang Yu pushed open the door of the base and met No. 2 Kuang Zhan head-on, "Kuang Zhan, from now on, I will be No. 35 of Shafeng,"
Kuangzhan adjusted his huge sunglasses and nodded: "You killed the hunting dog,"
"Well," as Zhang Yu finished speaking, Artai threw the body of the hunting dog in front of Kuangzhan.
All the Sha Feng members who were training stopped. Looking towards this side, there was no fear in their eyes. Instead, they started training again with ferocious smiles on their faces.
"Wrap the wound, you will be number 35 from now on," Kuizhan said, leaving Zhang Yu behind and walked away.