"But when the emperor wants that, your hair will stand up!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"Oh, is this happening? That's great. As long as my hair stands up, I will go to the Queen when I come, and those concubines will not be able to compete with me!" The Queen is very satisfied with this synchronized induction, which is simply to ventilate herself.
The news is great!
The Emperor's Minister Pang Guangjie on the side suddenly broke into sweat and said: "Doctor Jiang, according to you, my aunt will visit me every month?" What should I do? You can't wrap a sanitary napkin on your head!
Jiang Fan nodded and said, "Yes, if the queen comes to visit her on time every month, you will be in sync with her."
"Oh my god! What should I do? Can this hair be removed?" the emperor's minister Pang Guangjie cried mournfully.
Jiang Fan nodded and said: "Of course it can be removed, but you will never grow it again, and it will be very painful when removed."
The emperor's servant, Pang Guangjie, was sweating all over and said: "Oh, how about the painful method?"
"You have to pull it out one by one, otherwise it won't be eradicated. Do you want me to pull it out for you?" Jiang Fan smiled and said, hehe! Pulling out all your hair will hurt you to death!
The emperor's servant, Pang Guangjie, was so frightened that he covered his head and said: "Oh, it's so painful! I still won't pull it out, but the blood on the top of my head doesn't look good!"
Jiang Fan smiled and said: "This is easy to do. You just need to put on a hat and put a sanitary napkin inside. This way no one can see it. It only lasts a few days a month."
Sun Haijian, Huang Fu, Zhang Zhongjie and others on the side laughed secretly: "Jiang Fan is really bad. He asked the emperor to wear a sanitary napkin on his head. What a shame he thought of it! It's really amazing!"
At this point, the Emperor's Minister Pang Guangjie had no other choice but to nod and say: "It seems that this is the only way. It will only take a few days to wear a hat and get over it."
Sun Haijian on the side smiled and said: "Mr. Pang Guangjie, we can help you solve a big problem that has troubled you for many years. You should treat a few of us to dinner tonight, right?" The emperor had plenty of money, so he asked him to solve the problem for dinner.
The Emperor's Attendant Pang Guangjie nodded and said: "Well, okay, I will treat you and Dr. Jiang to a saint's banquet tonight!"
Sun Haijian was stunned and said: "Holy Maiden's Banquet?"
The Emperor's Minister Pang Guangjie laughed and said: "This is the highest level of treatment. This is a banquet for entertaining distinguished guests!"
"Yes, even I have never had a saint's banquet! You are so proud!" Gongji Daming said enviously.
"Okay, we will definitely go to the banquet on time!" Sun Haijian smiled and said, it doesn't matter what the banquet is, as long as there is food, we will go there.
The moonlight is beautiful at night, the lights on the streets of Kyoto are bright, a spring breeze blows, the cherry blossoms are flying, and the fragrance is wafting. Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian were taken to the palace by the emperor's special car. Jiang Fan saw Dongwu Country for the first time.
Royal Palace.
The Imperial Palace is located in the center of Kyoto City, also known as the Imperial Palace. It covers an area of more than 20,000 square meters. The entire Imperial Palace is surrounded by a moat, with a double-hole stone arch bridge in the middle. The Imperial Palace is surrounded by green pine and cypress trees. After entering the Imperial Palace, it is surrounded by green pine and cypress trees.
It's green trees and lawns, just like entering a garden.
Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian were taken to the palace restaurant by the palace guards. The emperor and the queen were already waiting here. "Haijianjun, Jiang Fanjun, you are here, please take a seat!" Emperor Pang Guangjie said with a smile.
In the middle of the restaurant is a large oval dining table, with the emperor and queen sitting at the top, and Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian sitting opposite them at the bottom. The restaurant is very beautiful, surrounded by luxurious walnut walls, and three glazed lamps hang from the top of the restaurant.
The restaurant is illuminated very brightly.
The Emperor's Minister Pang Guangjie gently clapped his palms and immediately pushed up a dining car. When Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian saw the dining car, they were stunned. Because there was a woman sleeping in the dining car. Strictly speaking, she was a young and beautiful woman.
She was naked, with various dishes placed on her body.
Sun Haijian blushed and said, "Pang Guangjie, Mr. Prince, what are you doing? We are here to eat, not to play with women!"
The emperor's servant Pang Guangjie laughed and said: "Haijianjun, who told you to play with women? This is the saint's banquet. This woman is covered with vegetables. Look, here is braised yellow croaker, here is pearl tofu, and here is stewed sea cucumber.
chicken."
Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian immediately understood what the Saintess' Banquet was. It turned out to be eating vegetables on a woman's body. Damn it! This guy could figure it out! Wouldn't it be dirty to eat like this?
The emperor's minister, Pang Guangjie, noticed the doubts of Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian and smiled: "This saint's banquet is very particular. First of all, the girl must be in good health and a virgin under the age of eighteen. Her body must be washed with fragrant flowers.
She has to be clean, and then put these delicious dishes on her body. While we eat the dishes, we admire her body. This is called a perfect combination of color, fragrance and taste!"
In fact, it is very popular among the upper-class living circles of Dongwu Kingdom to eat the Saint's Feast. In order to satisfy their needs, those dignitaries came up with this perverted way of eating that is full of color, flavor and flavor. This way of eating became very popular in Dongwu Kingdom.
"Oh, this is my first time eating this way!" Sun Haijian sat down sweating. When he saw the food on the woman, he couldn't help but cursed secretly: "This bitch is so perverted that he has to wait until the food is eaten."
Eat it on women!"
Jiang Fan was very calm. Although it was his first time to eat this saint's banquet, he had experienced so many things that this was nothing.
"Come, let's start eating! Mr. Jiang Fan, you think this yellow croaker tastes good, please eat it!" said the Emperor's Minister Pang Guangjie, pointing to the fish pieces on the girl's body.
Jiang Fan smiled and said: "Oh, really? Then I want to taste the yellow croaker from your Dongwu country!" He stretched out his chopsticks, picked up the fish pieces on the girl's body, took a bite and said: "Well, it tastes good!"
"Haha, you can eat whatever you like!" The emperor's servant, Pang Guangjie, laughed and picked up the woman with his chopsticks...
"Did you hear the sound? When I heard this sound, my appetite was whetted. Look, the taste here is also good!" The emperor's servant Pang Guangjie stretched out his chopsticks to pinch the woman's place and pricked it with his chopsticks.
After a few times, the woman immediately screamed.
"How's it going? Have you whetted your appetite? After dipping the chopsticks in the honey juice and eating the sea cucumber, the taste will be different!" The emperor's servant, Pang Guangjie, dipped the chopsticks in the honey juice and picked up a sea cucumber and said to Sun Haijian: "Hai
Jianjun, would you like honey-glazed sea cucumber? It tastes very good!"
Sun Haijian immediately blocked the bowl with his hand and frowned: "Oh, Mr. Pang Guangjie, you'd better eat it by yourself, I can't eat it!" He dipped his chopsticks on his crotch, and the taste must be different, it must have a filthy smell!