"Oh, if you don't eat it, then I'll eat it myself!" Emperor Pang Guangjie sent it into his mouth with sea cucumbers, enjoying the taste beautifully.
Damn! Anyway, it’s a native of Dongwu, and it’s useless to not eat. Jiang Fan’s chopsticks are also scattered everywhere, making the woman make a sound from time to time. The emperor immediately laughed, “It’s still Jiang Fanjun who is young, please accept new things quickly! Eat boldly!”
The most uncomfortable thing is Sun Haijian. It is neither eating nor not eating. As long as the chopsticks touch a woman's body, they will immediately retract the chopsticks nervously. The emperor Pang Guangjie's servant Taro immediately laughed when he saw Sun Haijian's embarrassment.
The queen next to her did not move her chopsticks, and she kept helping the emperor pick up food. She could not eat in such an occasion. This is the rule in the palace.
After Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian ate for about half an hour, Emperor Pang Guangjie patted his palm and smiled mysteriously: "There is another mysterious dish, which is a very precious dish, so don't miss it!"
A moment later, he was born and pushed the food truck. When Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian saw the food in the food truck, they were stunned, "What is this?" Sun Haijian did not say it, and he was embarrassed to say it before.
Jiang Fan also saw the food in the dining car, Damn! This is not food, isn’t this shit? There is a golden thing piled on the plate like feces! What does this guy mean? He actually uses feces to entertain guests. This is so inappropriate!
The Emperor Pang Guangjie's servant Taro saw the changes in Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian's faces and smiled and said, "Oh, don't get me wrong. This is not the feces in your daily life. This is a specially made golden meal!"
Jiang Fan said in surprise: "What kind of golden pellet meal?" His fucking feces were said to be golden pellet meal, and the emperor still wanted to trick us!
Emperor Pang Guangjie, Shitaro, explained: "The golden grain meal is among the many beautiful girls. Virgins aged fifteen years old. They must not come to their aunt within fifteen days, and then feed them precious medicinal materials and food. They take their fresh stools every day, put them in various seasonings to marinate, fry them and dip them into special gold powder. This golden grain meal is not only a big tonic, but also a long life for eating it often!"
After the Emperor Pang Guangjie said that, he immediately picked up a piece of feces and started eating it. He kept nodding and said, "Well, it tastes good, you guys eat it! It's so precious!"
Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian almost vomited, Damn! This emperor has a problem, he even ate stool, this guy is perverted! He also fryed stool with oil and added seasonings, Damn! Only the emperor of Dongwu Kingdom can eat this.
Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian suddenly lost their appetite. Not only did they lose their appetite, but they almost vomited when they saw the emperor eating stool. After the emperor ate a large plate of gold grains, he wiped his mouth with a napkin and smiled: "Why don't you eat it? This gold grain is very expensive, and it costs more than 100,000 yuan per plate!"
Jiang Fan shook his head quickly and said, "Oh, this is feces, I can't eat it!" Damn, no wonder you are a dog god, and dogs can't change their shit, that's right!
The emperor Pang Guangjie's servant Taro looked at Sun Haijian and said, "Haijianjun, are you here?"
Sun Haijian immediately sweated and said, "Oh, you should keep it for yourself. We Chinese people don't eat feces, and only you Dongwu people eat this!"
The Emperor Pang Guangjie shook his head and smiled and said, "Oh, you really don't know how to eat good food. This is made of many precious medicinal herbs. It's a big tonic! If you don't eat it, I'll eat it!" After that, the Emperor picked up the chopsticks and started eating it in big mouthfuls.
Emperor Pang Guangjie's servant Taro especially liked to eat golden grains. In the blink of an eye, he ate the stool on the plate. He also licked the plate with his tongue, not wasting at all. After eating so much fried stool, the emperor burped, "Oh, I'm thirsty, go and make a cup of tea!"
Emperor Pang Guangjie picked up an empty cup and entered the two bathrooms. Jiang Fan was very surprised. Is this emperor stupid to eat shit? Why did he take the cup into the bathroom with the cup? I immediately opened the Tianyan hole and saw the emperor holding the cup into the bathroom with the cup and pulling his urine into the cup.
What happened next shocked Jiang Fan. The emperor drank the urine from the cup! Damn! Why did this guy drink his own urine? This is too perverted!
After drinking the urine, the emperor Pang Guangjie went out of the bathroom and returned to the dining table, "Oh, it's so quenching!"
Jiang Fan smiled and said, "Oh, Mr. Pang Guangjie, why are you going to the bathroom with a cup?" Even though he knew he had drunk urine, he still had to pretend that he was ignorant, otherwise others would not admit it.
To Jiang Fan's surprise, the emperor smiled and said, "I took the cup to the bathroom to make tea!"
Jiang Fan almost laughed, "Pang Guangjie, did you really not expect that you Dongwu people are used to going to the bathroom to make tea?"
The emperor Pang Guangjie's servant Taro laughed and said, "I just held my urine in my mouth. What I said about making tea is to drink this urine!" This guy was not at all taboo and said it directly.
Sun Haijian almost whispered and said in shock: "You, you are drinking urine!? What are you kidding!"
The Emperor Pang Guangjie served Taro seriously: "I'm not kidding. I was thirsty just now and drank my urine. What's wrong?"
"Pureia is excrement, why did you drink it?" Sun Hai urgently suspected whether the emperor was crazy or stupid!
When the Emperor Pang Guangjie's servant Taro saw the surprise of Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian, he couldn't help laughing and said, "Pee is a good thing, especially our own urine, which is a big replenishment! Especially the first urine in the morning is even more a big replenishment! The urine contains our kidney qi. If our kidney water is insufficient, it means that it is excreted, so we must recover the kidney qi! Otherwise, the kidney qi will be in vain!"
Jiang Fan and Sun Haijian almost fainted. What is the reason? Drinking urine is the recovery of kidney qi, and eating stool is a great replenishment. Is this emperor stupid? Or is it too evil! Jiang Fan's eyes turned and he laughed and said, "Oh, Mr. Pang Guangjie, I'm going to make tea too. Do you want to make a cup for you?"
Emperor Pang Guangjie's servant Taro immediately nodded and said, "Okay, give me a drink?"
Jiang Fan took the cup of Emperor Pang Guangjie's servant Taro and entered the bathroom. He had a urination. He quickly urinated and said with a wicked smile: "Your Majesty, just eat me to pee! I think you can nourish the kidney qi, haha, it's almost the same to replenish the qi of the slut!"
Jiang Fan left the bathroom, held the cup and said with a smile: "Oh, Mr. Pang Guangjie, the tea is here!"
The Emperor Pang Guangjie's servant Taro looked at the light yellow liquid in the cup in Jiang Fan's hand and smiled and said, "Oh, this cup of tea is very clear, the kidney energy is sufficient! It's a big tonic!" He hurriedly took the cup in Jiang Fan's hand and drank it all, and he drank a drop of a large cup of urine.