Master Jiu said and laughed, his gloating look was exactly the same as that of Xiaopang, who was always very naughty.
He is like this, it is normal for him to be rude and dishonest. However, his guess is consistent with my previous judgment. You must know that a person who is addicted to wine and sex can easily be hollowed out.
This is especially true with age.
Then who said it well, "When you are young, you don't know how valuable sperm is, and when you are old, you lie in bed and shed tears." There are so many similar lessons that I can't even count them.
But then I thought about it and felt that this judgment was somewhat inappropriate. Looking at Ms. Yang's happy face, she seemed to be living a happy life. Moreover, she was not stupid. How could she let herself become a widow so casually?
What's going on?
Is it possible that this girl has other motives for hooking up with others?
Thinking of this, I quickly shook my head, and suddenly felt that my thoughts were too dark. At this time, there are certainly many people with ulterior motives, but I can't see everyone thinking that way.
Seeing Xiaopang looking at those things with all kinds of longing, I was puzzled and I also came up to Master Jiu and expressed my doubts: "Master Jiu, you said... the bull whip and deer whip thing is really effective."
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"Yes, of course there is. But as far as I know, this medicine is not very powerful. If you prescribe the right medicine, it will be effective. If you don't find the right reason, it will be in vain. You should know that Chinese medicine emphasizes dialectical treatment, and no one can guarantee it.
This thing can cure anything.
"Jiuye said, he walked to the edge of the jar on the far right and knocked on it, "However, this one is different. The things in here are really useful. But to be honest, no matter how rich you are, you can't get a rare treasure like this.
You may not be able to find a second one..."
"Oh?" Upon hearing this, Xiaopang immediately became energetic. He bent over and looked at it for a long time, but he didn't even recognize what was soaked in it...
"I said Master Jiu, what's in this thing? What kind of penis can grow so big!? Could it be this is a dragon whip?" Xiaopang asked Master Jiu, pointing to a bunch of strips inside the jar.
Hearing what he said, I was attracted by Master Jiu's words, but when I leaned over and took a look, I was shocked.
What was in the jar was not a chicken at all. What was inside was clearly a snake that looked like a chicken. The somewhat deformed mushroom-shaped thing in the front had those small dark eyes. Other than that,
There are two tiny nostrils on the outside. The slightly open mouth is equipped with thick fangs, and the brown scales are also faintly glowing with golden light. At a glance, it looks like jewels!
"It's very high-end..." I said, and I was mentally prepared to scold the little fat guy for being so ignorant, but when I looked at it from a close distance, I swallowed back the words that had just reached my lips.
The texture of the thing's whole body is extremely beautiful, with shallow markings looming. But when you look at its appearance carefully, you suddenly feel that this thing doesn't look like a snake. Although it has a snake-like body, ordinary snakes don't have it.
A head that big wouldn't have so many teeth.
As we all know, generally speaking, snake heads are very small. Non-venomous ones are more square than poisonous ones, and the closer they are to a triangle, the more toxic they are. But the head of that "snake" does not follow this path at all.
To put it bluntly, this is like a cobra that swallowed a piece of egg and got stuck in its throat.
The big head is more than two inches long, and the cheeks behind the eyes take up three-quarters of the head, much more. If it is really a snake, then this thing is also a weird snake with a thyroid enlargement to the point of being outrageous.
Okay...could it be that this is a loach?
Is it a new breed of catfish and loach? Or is it a hybrid with several bloodlines at the same time? Oh... Really, my brain is short-circuited. I really can’t think of what kind of forbidden love can
To create such a crystallization of love...
"Master Jiu, what kind of snake is this? Why does it look so ugly!?" I couldn't figure it out anymore, so I turned to ask Master Jiu.
"Haha, this is not a snake. Although it looks similar, it should be a freshwater fish." Master Jiu said, coming over with a cup of coffee and taking another look with interest, "Have you ever seen an eel?
?The one that eats small animals.”
"I've never seen it happen, but I've heard of it." I said, shaking my head.
"I've seen it and eaten it. It's the kind of guy that looks like a loach but is very fierce." Xiaopang said, nodding with a proud look on his face.
"But the eel is not that big!" Hearing Jiuye's reminder, I looked at it again. Not to mention, this thing is really similar to the legendary eel. But eels have no scales, but this one has clear scales.
, Moreover, this thing is too big, its body is as thick as a child's wrist, it is really an eel, it must also be a sperm eel...
"Oh, this isn't an eel, it's an earth dragon..." Before Jiuye could say anything, a well-dressed old man with gold-rimmed glasses walked in on a walking stick. The old man was not even his age.
Small, maybe more than seventy
The flesh on his face is a little loose, but his eyes are bright and lively. Looking at his spirit, it is not a problem for this old guy to live to be **fourteen years old. Judging from everyone's attitude, this old man will probably be today's groom.
Official.
"Short, Mr. Mao!" The little fat boy laughed immediately when he saw him. At this time, Ms. Yang had already helped the old man over. The two of them stood together, not like a husband and wife, but like a grandfather and granddaughter. However, look
There was really no contradiction in Ms. Yang's peach-blossom face.
"Oh, Fatty, we haven't seen you for so long, and you're still so fat..." the old man said, and he poked the little fat guy in the belly with a walking stick.
When the little fat man heard this, he smiled innocently, then scratched his head and said with a smile: "Old man, please don't make fun of me, okay? I don't have many advantages, but I have a big heart, a good mouth, a good appetite, and the food tastes delicious!"
As he said that, he raised his thumb in a very arrogant gesture.
Seeing him like this made us all laugh.
At this time, the old man came up to me, held his glasses and looked up and down for a long time, and then turned to ask Master Jiu, "Jiu Ling... this is..."
"Oh, this is my new guy, his name is Lu Li. He is a very capable boy." Putting down the coffee cup, Master Jiu walked forward.
Hearing this, the old man nodded, chatted with me for a few words, and then sent the irrelevant people away. He sat down with a walking stick, Ms. Yang stood behind him with her head bowed, and the little girl and I
Fatty and Jin Jiuye sat in a row waiting for the old man to lecture, but unexpectedly, the old man suddenly laughed, then turned his head and asked Fatty: "Fatty, are you interested in my medicinal wine?"