"Hehe, I can't hide this from you." The little fat man laughed naively when he heard this, and then said to the old man with a smile: "Old man, I'm just curious about what's in the bottle at the end. Why haven't I seen it before?
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"Haha, of course you haven't seen it before. That's an earth dragon! It's a rare treasure I bought from a fisherman for millions of dollars! To tell you the truth, this thing is not comparable to a tiger's penis or a deer's penis.
As long as you have a glass of wine, I guarantee that you will be full of energy for most of the year!" The old man said, smiling, and then took Ms. Yang's hand and looked at her very ambiguously.
When Ms. Yang saw this, her face turned red with embarrassment. This woman was already charming, and she looked even more alluring at this moment. However, looking at her, the old man didn't seem to be bragging. He was so short. Could it be that this was the case?
The old man with his legs in the coffin was really aroused by this penis-like thing?
Thinking of this, I looked back again. When the old man saw this, he walked over directly, took out a small wine cup from the cupboard, turned on the faucet and put some medicinal wine out. He was still far away, and there was a lot of excitement.
The smell came along with the strong smell of alcohol. I frowned and saw the old man placing it on the coffee table in front of me quite proudly.
Xiaopang came over to take a look. The medicinal wine seemed ordinary, but the smell was strong and the wine was slightly yellow in color, which didn't look like anything special.
"Is this thing that effective?" Little Fatty said, picking up the wine glass and sniffing it by his nose, and then handed it to me with some disgust. I also followed his example and sniffed, which made me choke and cough.
, "What does this smell like..."
As I said that, I put the wine glass on the table and covered my mouth. My eyes were so smoked that I couldn't open my eyes. When Mr. Mao heard this, he felt a little unhappy. He picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp. He scolded us for being ignorant and only used to seeing ordinary objects.
I don’t know how powerful this baby is.
As soon as I heard this, I was a little unconvinced and thought to myself, no matter how magical this medicinal wine is, can an old man like him be more brave than a young man in his early twenties?
But after hearing what the old man said, I regretted it. It turned out that what was soaked in this medicinal wine was really a rare thing that could only be seen in a hundred years.
The earth dragon is not a dragon, but a very rare and strange creature. It can also be seen in coastal areas nowadays, but those earth dragons sold on the market are actually a kind of snake eel whose scientific name is "Polu bean-toothed snake eel".
"The eel is not the same thing as Mr. Mao.
Mr. Mao bought this earth dragon from a fisherman for a sky-high price of several million. Its size and appearance are very different from the former. According to Master Jiu, this one has a lifespan of at least two.
For three hundred years, it has been difficult for ordinary people to take a look. Some people here may be curious, since it is not an eel, what exactly is this earth dragon?
As far as I know, there are very few descriptions of earth dragons in China. Even if there are, they are mostly scattered in various folk classics. Among them, the most typical and detailed one is probably a fantasy novel from the Southern Dynasties.
There is a passage in it that once said:
"Grandma Zhao of Jiangling made wine as a profession. In the middle of Yixi, the soil in the house suddenly bulged. When he noticed something strange, he used wine to mix the soil day and night. He saw an object coming out, with a head like a donkey, but there were no holes in the ground at first. Then my grandmother died.
, the neighbors heard a sound under the soil day and night, as if they were crying. Later generations dug up the house and saw a foreign object. It moved stupidly, its size was unknown, and it disappeared in a moment. It was called an earth dragon."
This passage is very simple, and its general meaning is: There was an old man in Nanling who made a living by selling wine. One day, a lump of earth suddenly bulged in her house. The man went over to take a look and thought it was interesting, so he poured it in.
I drank some wine, and not long after, a mysterious creature with a head that looked like a donkey came out of the dirt bag. Surprisingly, there was no hole in the place where it came out. No one knows how it came out.
have no idea.
Later, the old man passed away, and the neighbors heard something screaming under the ground, which sounded like it was crying. After hearing this, the old man's children dug up the foundation, and as they dug, they saw a monster lying on the ground.
It was ready to move. Due to various restrictions, the size and shape of the thing could not be seen. Later, the thing disappeared after a while. After asking around, everyone found out that the name of the thing was "Tulong".
After hearing this, I thought about it again and again, and after a rough reflection, I found it to be very appropriate. In fact, among the many messages conveyed in this record, the most important point is the phrase "the head is like a donkey." Look at that.
Regarding the things soaked in the glass jar, I felt at that time that the words used by the ancients were really vivid and concise. The length, the shape, the fact that it was neither square nor round... were exactly the same as the shape of a donkey's brain.
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Wait... I thought about it carefully and suddenly discovered a problem. Although this earth dragon is strange, the record does not say that it has any special effects of strengthening the kidneys and strengthening the essence. Thinking of this, I brought
In a very rigorous academic spirit, he asked the old man, "Old man, how do you know that this thing is so useful?"
"Me? Of course I have tried it! If you don't believe me, try it, it will definitely work!" the old man said, quite proudly. As soon as I heard this, I knew that the old man must have misunderstood. I blushed and waved my hand quickly, "
I'm not married yet, so I'd better skip it..."
"Oh...that's okay! Try it, try it!" The old man thought for a moment and spread his hands with a smile. I looked at the thing and didn't dare to move it. This thing is a bit dangerous. I want to drink it.
It, there are only two possibilities, either it is useless or it is useful.
Although I don’t have much contact with this kind of thing, I still have some concepts through hearing and seeing it. If it is true as the old man said, no matter how strong the self-control is, people will make a fool of themselves after drinking this kind of aphrodisiac. On the contrary, if it is a little bit
It would be even more embarrassing if there was no reaction from me. With their usual style, they must have thought that I had some congenital defect when they saw that I had no reaction. You know, for me, who has always been very good-looking, both of these encounters were absolutely terrible.
Absolutely intolerable.
No, no, no, what’s the matter!
Thinking of this, I resolutely rejected Mr. Mao's kindness. When the old man saw this, he didn't force it. Then he sipped the "fine wine" and leisurely told us some anecdotes about this "unparalleled treasure".
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Mr. Mao said that the name of this earth dragon was given by Emperor Yang of Sui Dynasty, who is famous in Chinese history. Of course, once the myths and legends are related to this "wonder of the generation" who "played with his wife and his sister, killed his brother and his sister-in-law"
, then it would be extremely difficult for this story to be pure.